Chapter 4 Cinema teaches you how to play games like this!
"Mari...oh no, Cat Leo."
Ayin clicks to enter the game details interface.
Next to that sorry, scribbled cover, the game details were written:
Game name: Cat Rio
Development Company: Golden Wind
Type: Horizontal level game
Price: 2 yuan
“This painting style…”
Ah Yin looked at the upright walking cat with a sly smile for a moment and couldn't help laughing:
"What the hell is this crap? No wonder it only costs two dollars."
Having said that, A Yin clicked on the purchase button and added this "Cat Rio" to the library.
At this time, the barrage was also amused by this weird game cover——
'What kind of game is this?'
'It looks too sloppy'
'This style of painting is hahahaha, only slightly more advanced than stick figures.'
"But this cat really looks so mean..."
"Isn't this just a re-skinned Mario? It's a scam."
'Daily start feeding'
"I guess the author deliberately set the price low. It's only two dollars anyway, and players probably won't bother to return it."
"I'm ready to report those who are doing illegal things."
'Can this be called a game?'
"……"
The game was very small, and Ayin completed the download and installation in almost the blink of an eye.
After looking at the comments, A Yin secretly shook his head. His thoughts were similar to the comments:
"Just give it a try. If this is just a side job to make money, we won't play for another 20 minutes. Just leave a report and we'll take it away."
Having said that, A Yin opened the game.
The game screen appears.
A texture image even rougher than Mario's appeared on the screen.
Oval clouds, square bricks, rectangular pipes, standard round monsters that haven't been colored yet...
A Yin was somewhat speechless:
"Isn't this a bit too much?"
"I don't ask you to make a two-dollar game very good, but at least don't use the system's built-in drawing software to design it!"
This is just a piece of crap!
He can do it, too!
"Besides, this is Mario! Even the levels are exactly the same! I can complete this thing with my eyes closed!"
Having said that, A Yin started the game.
The demonic kitten controlled his expression and walked forward a few steps, explaining as he walked:
"Go forward. Hey, jump and step on this little monster to death. Push the question mark brick in front. There are gold coins——"
As he said that, A Yin controlled the mean cat to jump up and hit the bricks.
However.
Diu——
Followed by a cheap sound effect.
The brick that was supposed to push out the gold coins was actually moved up one notch right under everyone's noses!
"Why?"
A Yin was stunned and subconsciously pressed the jump button for a long time.
Diu——
There was another sound effect, and the question mark brick flew higher.
"What the hell?"
A Yin finally realized that something was wrong:
"Why won't it let me push it?"
The audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene and seemed to realize that there was something special about this game.
'Hahahahaha, this is the first time I've seen bricks that can move on their own in my entire life.'
'Brick: Get away, stay away from me!'
'Hahahahahahaha so disgusting'
'I can complete the game with my eyes closed'
"It seems interesting."
"How shameless..."
After trying to jump twice more, he saw the bricks getting higher and higher. Finally, there was no hope of eating the gold coins, so Yin gave up:
"Think about it, it's just a gold coin. If you don't want to eat it, then don't eat it. There are still mushrooms ahead."
As he spoke, A Yin continued to move forward and successfully pushed open the second question mark brick.
Ding Dong!
As the sound effect sounded, the mushrooms in Yin's memory appeared and slid down a row of bricks.
As for Ayin, he ran under the bricks early, preparing to eat mushrooms to grow bigger.
At the same time, he did not forget to brag: "I really played this game with my eyes closed. See, I can even recite the game by heart..."
Before he finished speaking!
Then I saw the purple mushroom sliding down the bricks.
Without bias, the good thing will fall on Cat Rio's head.
Following right on!
The cat Leo controlled by A Yin jumped on the spot and died on the spot!
At the same time, a line of last words popped up above his head:
[This mushroom... is poisonous...]
After a brief moment of confusion, A Yin was shocked!
"No? Ah? I've been playing Super Mario for more than 20 years, and someone told me that mushrooms are poisonous!!!"
Obviously!
This outrageous way of death not only shocked A Yin, but also made the audience laugh!
'I ate so much mushrooms that I died hahahahaha '
'Mario, you'll be a joke for the rest of your life'
'This is fucking outrageous hahahahahahaha'
'Young people are in good health and can fall asleep as soon as they lie down'
'I even scared the boss into speaking Tianjin dialect, hahahaha'
'Cause of death: We can carry the board'
"And the last words really made me laugh to death"
'This game is poisonous hahahahahahahaha...'
at this time!
From the host A Yin to the barrage viewers, everyone truly realized how complicated this game is!
On the surface, the level design of this game seems to be exactly the same as Mario.
But it is full of dangers, and you may face unexpected traps at every step!
Ah Yin took a deep breath, glanced at the screen full of happy glow stick gifts, and calmed himself down:
"Ah - Shit! I get it! Jie Yumi is provoking me a little bit!"
"Damn it, you're trying to play dirty tricks on me, right? Fine!"
Talking about it!
Then A Yin sat up straight, moved his fingers, and held the handle firmly!
"I'm a PC and motion sensing cabin dual-player game anchor, how can I let you catch me?!"
Regroup!
Ayin's cat Rio starts over!
The gold coin bricks at the beginning are no longer needed!
The mushrooms that have been opened are poisonous, so don’t eat them!
Even by accident, Ayin managed to avoid the flying fish monster that suddenly jumped out of the first water pipe!
"…Damn! Have you seen it? It's called Tianjin's No. 1!"
A Yin patted his chest:
"Hey, just based on that reaction just now, anyone who saw it would have to say that you have great skills!"
As he spoke, A Yin was quite proud. He jumped and stepped on the monster to death, then came to the second water pipe.
After trying to seduce it twice, A Yin was sure that no more flying fish monsters would appear in the tube.
I couldn't help but laugh:
"You can tell whether the designer understands Super Mario from this tube,"
"Because veteran players know that this pipe should lead to a hidden room,"
"Let's try it."
As he spoke, A Yin stood on the water pipe and pressed the cross key.
As expected!
After a brief pause, Cat Leo gradually entered the water pipe.
Ah Yin also nodded in appreciation: "Not bad, being able to remember this hidden level shows that this designer..."
I haven’t finished speaking yet!
Sudden!
Then I saw the water pipe began to shake!
As the shaking became more and more violent, everyone was stunned to see flames bursting out from the bottom of the water pipe!
Then, a rumbling sound was heard.
The water pipe actually turned into a rocket and soared into the sky, carrying Cat Leo into and turning it into a star!
Health: -1
A Yin: ...
"It just means this designer is sick!!!"
Bang!
Because the scene before his eyes was so outrageous, A Yin slammed the table on the spot!
"Did cinema teach you how to play games like this!?"
