Chapter 4: A chaotic etiquette lesson Part 4
So just like that, I excitedly greeted every classmate who walked into the campus using the greeting method taught by Joseph and five temporary etiquette teachers yesterday.
Of course, facing my unprecedented enthusiasm, the students' reactions were different. I found that the five etiquette teachers' teachings were relatively superficial. I greeted the students with the "Hi" they taught me, and they basically nodded to me and left. However, the tricks taught by Joseph always shocked the students, and then they nodded to me in disbelief and left.
Yes! It turned out that Joseph was better to me, so attentive, and almost gave me all his secrets of making friends.
"Hehe! How is it? Is my performance quite 'chaotic'?" I looked at Joseph passionately and smiled triumphantly.
Joseph taught me "chicken flying and dog jumping", which means an exceptionally good performance. Although I remember that this word did not seem to have this meaning in the idioms I learned when I was a child, Joseph said that in certain groups, many commendatory words have evolved into derogatory words, and derogatory words have also evolved into commendatory words. "chicken flying and dog jumping" is one of them.
"It's really a chaotic situation!" Joseph looked at me with a dull expression and said with contempt through his half-closed eyes.
Hehe, is he jealous that I stole his limelight?
"Really? I knew that a smart lady like me, a future great medical scientist, would not be defeated by such a small amount of interpersonal communication." After hearing Joseph's praise, I became even more excited. I took a deep breath, looked at Joseph and said , "Joseph, I am so grateful to you. You know, this is the first time someone has taught me so attentively. I know that you have been accompanying me with all your heart and taught me without reservation how to communicate with my classmates faster. In this world, besides grandpa and Hoss, you are my favorite person." After that, I opened my arms and hugged Joseph.
I am really grateful to Joseph. He is definitely the smartest, kindest, most selfless and beautiful boy I have ever seen in this world.
But Joseph pushed me away all of a sudden, and I was definitely not dazzled, as I saw his face suddenly flushed with a bright red.
What's wrong with him?
I stood there in confusion, tilting my head and looking at the dazzling "red sun" in front of me. Well, should I call an ambulance?
"I, I'm not used to having physical contact with girls..." Joseph said awkwardly, his eyes flickering and he didn't dare to look me in the eye.
So that's how it is. It seems I was really rude.
A white figure suddenly appeared in front of me. The person was dressed in white and stood in front of me.
I couldn't help but frown, scratched my hair, and looked at Joseph. Who is this person? Is this a classmate Joseph knows?
Before I could even open my mouth, Bai Ying took the lead, gently lifted my hand and kissed it.
"Beautiful and charming Miss Wen, I am Xiao Bai who has admired you for a long time." After Xiao Bai saluted, he introduced himself solemnly.
Oh? So you are my fan?
It seems that I have a great reputation in Ande College. Some people have admired me for a long time!
"Little bitch, you're such a loser today!" I couldn't hide my joy and excitedly greeted Xiao Bai using the new word Joseph taught me yesterday. Joseph said that "diaosi" means to compliment others for being very graceful and tasteful.
"Pfft..." Joseph burst out laughing quite impolitely, then immediately covered his mouth, but he still looked like he was about to die from holding it in.
Was Joseph overjoyed that I had my first admirer?
He looked at Xiao Bai again, his smile froze on his face and his head seemed to be smoking.
"I didn't expect that the eldest daughter of the Wen family would say such a thing." The classmates gathered around us started whispering.
"I was scared too, but, hehe, to be honest, I do think Xiao Bai is quite a loser. He always wears all white. Even if he is the most handsome boy in Ande College, you will get tired of him after looking at him for too long!" Classmate B also laughed softly.
Xiao Bai took a deep breath, his eyes seemed to be shining with an inexplicable flame, and suddenly, he glared at Joseph and said sarcastically: "Humph, no matter how loser I am, I can't compare to the lovely Kitty! Tsk tsk tsk tsk, you are so old, but you still wear pink panties, do you have a bad habit?"
Joseph, who was originally smiling brightly, suddenly turned into a thunderstorm and glared at Xiao Bai, gritting his teeth and said, "You forgot to take your medicine when you went out today, right? What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Oh? Did you forget or do you want to deny it? When Miss Wen came to the college on her first day, you gave her such a grand gift. I took a photo as a souvenir!" Xiao Bai smirked and looked at the furious Joseph with a look of success. Suddenly, his black eyes rolled around and he sang a song for no apparent reason, "Number 89757..."
"What do you mean by singing this song?" Joseph suddenly grabbed Xiao Bai's collar and growled in anger.
An indescribable smirk appeared on Xiao Bai's face. Xiao Bai raised his eyebrows and slowly lowered his gaze: "Your Highness's buttocks are very sexy. You can't even protect your own secrets, and you still have the nerve to call yourself the great king of gossip. I think you should hand over the position of the president of the gossip club as soon as possible ."
"Damn Xiao Bai, I'm going to kill you..." Joseph roared like thunder, and the deafening curses might have woken up even the birds ten miles away.
"Ding-ling-ling..." the school bell rang at the right time.
"Well, Joseph, class is about to start. Let's go to the classroom quickly, otherwise we will be late." I hurriedly pulled Joseph away from Xiao Bai's body, and dragged him away from the "crime scene".
Although I had no idea what Joseph and Xiao Bai were talking about, "Number 89757"? Why did this number sound so familiar to me?
What's even stranger is that I had a very strange dream that night. I dreamed that Hoss was standing in front of me, his deep eyes reflecting my shadow. I was so shocked by the gentleness of Hoss that I couldn't take my eyes away. Hoss's dark hair turned into fireflies one after another, slowly falling off his body, and finally turned a beautiful boy. The boy was wearing a formal tuxedo, and his figure shrouded in fluorescence gradually became clearer, and even his facial features became three-dimensional. A childish little face flashed in my mind. I remember that little face also appeared in my mind when I first met Joseph. The delicate little face spread out like ripples, and finally, it overlapped with Joseph's face.
What is this dream predicting? Is my beloved Fox going to evolve into a beautiful boy? And a beautiful boy as good-looking as Joseph?
Hehe! When I thought of Hoss turning into a beautiful young knight, half-crouching in front of me like a gentleman, kissing my hand and saying to me "I will always protect the princess", I couldn't help but drool!
Wow! That picture is so beautiful!
