“…Is today April Fool’s Day?” Lu Mingfei’s first reaction was that he might have forgotten to check the calendar when he went out. Maybe it was already April 1st, a rare day that made him happy every year, but he didn’t know.

"Are my words just a bad joke in your eyes?" Chu Zihan seemed a little unhappy. Her unhappiness specifically referred to a slight frown. Such a small action was enough to tell the people around her how unhappy she was at the moment, because she usually had no expression.

"No, no, no, you misunderstood, who are you? Chu Zihan, the recognized goddess of Shilan Middle School! Who am I? Lu Mingfei, the Shilan loser with no sense of existence! The difference between our identities is like that between Chang'e and Bajie. You suddenly asked me this... I would only feel that you are trying to set me up, but I only have a few dozen dollars left on me. Even if you kidnap me, my aunt may not be willing to pay a high price."

Lu Mingfei explained aggrievedly that he always felt that he was inferior to others, and he was ten times inferior to others in front of Chu Zihan.

"Then let's change the angle. Do you hate the way I look?" Chu Zihan walked along the bed and approached Lu Mingfei.

"Of course not, you are so beautiful." Lu Mingfei said immediately.

"It is said that adolescent boys will develop feelings for all the pretty girls around them. It may not be true love, but mostly the throbbing hormones. So it is usually difficult for boys to refuse invitations from pretty girls. Since you think I am pretty, I can't think of any reason why you would refuse such a request."

“Fuck, you can talk about this kind of thing in such an academic way, senior sister?” Lu Mingfei was stunned. “Where did you get such weird knowledge?”

"Reading." Chu Zihan said, "I'm very busy. I have to attend classes and learn all kinds of knowledge outside of class, so I don't know much about the people around me. I mainly rely on reading to understand boys and girls of this age."

“The way the top student approaches the world is truly admirable…” Lu Mingfei had no choice but to admit defeat.

"Unless you can give me a convincing reason, don't even think about taking this key." Chu Zihan shook the keychain hanging on his fingertips and pinched it in his palm. "If you want to use violence just because you're a boy, you'll die miserably. The last person who tried to do that to me was a Taekwondo champion from the next city. He said he liked me and blocked me in a private restaurant and demanded that I go with him. I said you just have to beat my bamboo sword, and he stayed in the hospital for a month."

This light-hearted threat is much more powerful than the vicious lines of the villain, especially when it comes from the mouth of a beautiful woman. If it were another man, he might be reluctant to accept it. A strong girl can train a big man from Northeast China into a soft and cute little puppy, but Lu Mingfei is really not someone who would fall for it.

It seems that if he doesn't call out Wu Liuqi today, he will definitely not be able to avoid this peach disaster. Lu Mingfei straightened his posture and concentrated his energy on his dantian, sitting upright like a famous hero in the world.

"What reason can I have? I'm just not worthy of you, senior sister." He said very frankly, "It's impossible to say that I haven't envied you, but I'm just a toad, I know my own weight very well. If a fairy came down to earth and told me that she wanted to marry me, she must have recognized the wrong person, because my family happens to live next door to Dong Yong, how could she like me?"

"You think I'm not sincere to you, so you don't want to accept it?" Chu Zihan understood.

"That can't be true. Will a swan look down at a toad? Rather than accepting it for the sake of momentary happiness, and then being dumped and made a laughing stock, it's better not to nod from the beginning, and there will be no tragedy later." Lu Mingfei forced a smile, almost crying, "My shabby life is miserable enough, senior sister, please don't make fun of me. I don't want to be laughed at for my unpalatable meat."

"I understand your thoughts." Chu Zihan nodded, "I'm sorry, it's true that I didn't think carefully enough and didn't consider your feelings."

Chu Zihan's attitude was very strong at one point, but now he bowed his head and apologized. Lu Mingfei was a little uncomfortable with this.

"Look, you were planning to dump me in the future." He had no choice but to continue laughing. Only in this way could he keep the topic going and avoid making everyone unhappy. "Can I ask why you said that to me?"

"I..." Chu Zihan hesitated a little. He thought about it and realized that he had just planned to ask Lu Mingfei for help. So he had to let him know the truth anyway. He continued to add to the unfinished words, "I want you to be my boyfriend and put on a show for others to see."

"Acting?" Lu Mingfei's eyes rolled around, thinking of Chu Zihan's various performances tonight, he understood in an instant, "You want to show it to the person who made you sad today, right?"

The clown who always plays the clown to make others happy may be the smartest one. If you were to say what living under someone else's roof for so many years has given Lu Mingfei, his greatest advantage is his emotional intelligence and he is very good at reading people's expressions.

"I want to provoke him, tell him to get out, stay away from me, and never appear in my life again."

Chu Zihan thought about the conversation in the car tonight. He must be very tired after telling those lies for so many years. In fact, Chu Zihan was also very tired. She didn't want to think about matchmaking her parents anymore. What was there to care about with that kind of man? It would be better to accept the current life and be a good daughter to the new father. That way, her mother would be very happy.

"Is that person annoying?" Lu Mingfei asked tentatively.

"Very annoying." Chu Zihan nodded.

"But it keeps pestering you?"

“I can’t get rid of it.”

Lu Mingfei thought, where did this bastard come from, daring to mess with our Shilan School? If the bastards from Shilan Middle School knew about this, they would attack him and skin him alive!

I couldn't help but think of the New Year's Eve party held at school that year. The boys sat in one group and the girls sat in another. Chu Zihan was wearing a beautiful lake blue dress and sitting at the piano playing Chopin's famous music. The audience was silent. After the performance, everyone applauded, as if they had used up all their life's energy.

The boys naturally started discussing Chu Zihan and praising the goddess' good points. As a new sad song played, everyone couldn't help but shed tears. They felt that there was no chance of marrying Chu Zihan in this life, so they agreed that no one should confess to Chu Zihan and cause trouble for the goddess. Everyone should protect her good points until the end of the world.

That might be the most united day for all the male students in Shilan Middle School. However, according to the information we know now, maybe that day can be changed to the future. If the bastard who was pestering Chu Zihan knew that he had provoked the boys of the entire school, he would probably be so scared by the black crowd that his pants would get wet!

The more I thought about it, the angrier I got. Damn, Chu Zihan is such a good girl, but I only dared to look at her. The bastards outside were just like those hooligans tonight, who dared to touch her at any time. Are you worthy? Look in the mirror, please? Do you know what it means to only look at her from a distance and not to touch her? I haven't even touched her!

"Don't worry, senior sister. I will take this job and will definitely help you get rid of that bastard!" Lu Mingfei slapped his thigh, looking very heroic and confident.

Chu Zihan stared blankly at the loser who suddenly became cocky for some unknown reason. In just a short while, his attitude completely changed 180 degrees.

“Didn’t you just say no?” She was a little curious. What gave Lu Mingfei the guts and courage? Was it Fish Leong’s song?

"The me just now was living in the past, the me who has already died. The me now is living in the present, the me who is in the present tense. Everything the me who has already died has become history. Every word I say in the present tense is changing my future. Senior sister, you should care about the me of now, not the me of the past!"

Lu Mingfei made a lot of sophistry, and he couldn't help but admire his own eloquence. He thought to himself, I am worthy of being me. I can say such a tonic like Bilian so fresh and unworldly, making myself seem like a great ancient Greek philosopher.

This set of sophistry actually fooled Chu Zihan. She even thought seriously about the real meaning of Lu Mingfei's words for a while, but finally chose to give up. The goddess's brain circuit did not support her to look at the world with the double-faced face of a loser. This was like why in the eyes of a mentally ill person, a normal person is a crazy one.

"Well... then just follow my rhythm. No matter what time it is, we have to play a couple." Chu Zihan said.

“Is it like this even in school?” Lu Mingfei suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem, and after a burst of excitement, he began to think calmly.

If a loser and a goddess, two completely incompatible people, suddenly walked together on campus one day, holding hands, and announced to the world that they were a couple. This would not cause a huge uproar, but a nuclear bomb that would shake the world! Didn't that bastard boy become himself in an instant? He, Lu Mingfei, would immediately become the public enemy of all the men and women of Shilan Middle School, and top the list of those who should be killed!

“Can’t you… reconsider it?” Thinking of the consequences, Lu Mingfei’s tongue almost got tied.

"You have already promised me. You should keep your word." Chu Zihan said seriously.

Well, the temporary headache of the loser still can't open up the Ren and Du meridians, and he instantly counterattacked and became a hero. He just straightened his neck and pretended to be tough for the last time in his life. He boldly touched the beard of the Golden Lion King, smiled and turned his head to tell everyone that hey, this thing is actually an old man, I thought it was a rare and precious beast from the Western Regions! The next ending is probably to be chopped into meat paste by the Dragon Slaying Sword, right?

Lu Mingfei was filled with anger and was worried about his future. He looked up and saw Chu Zihan's flawless face. Flawless is not a good word, but if this face looks at you seriously, with eyes full of expectation, thinking that you are her idol and her superman, even if you know there are mountains of swords and seas of fire ahead, you have to jump in resolutely, right?

Damn it, the entire Shilan Middle School exploded!

Lu Mingfei gritted his teeth and said, "I will risk my life for my beloved." What a cool phrase! It was born for me, Lu Mingfei! I have been a loser for so many years, so what's wrong with me holding Chu Zihan's waist and walking around the city? Tremble, mortals, envy, losers, admire, the wolf cubs of Shilan Middle School, the goddess you have been thinking about will become my legitimate girlfriend in the next period of time!

We will be affectionate under the moon before the meeting, in front of all the teachers and students in the school! We will go to the cafeteria to eat together, you feed me and I feed you, and we will drink the same glass of juice together, and behind us is Zhao Menghua who is jealous and envious, breaking his chopsticks with envy! We will kiss on the podium in front of everyone! Doesn’t your Shilan Middle School prohibit students from dating? Then don’t stop me from showing my love! I will take back all the time I was treated as a loser in the past years and be proud of it this time!

"Senior sister, you tell me! What should we do? If you tell me to go east, I will never go west. I will follow your lead and obey you completely!" Lu Mingfei stood up with a bang, raised his right hand to salute, and solemnly swore.

Chu Zihan didn't know why this guy was dejected at one moment and excited at the next, but since she had already chosen him, she had to take responsibility. There were no boys of the same age around her who could be called friends. Lu Mingfei was probably the only one who would not refuse her invitation. She had roughly guessed this before she said that.

The goddess versus the loser is simply a dimensionality reduction attack. This is how it is written in so many stories. Isn't the reverse version the domineering CEO falling in love with the inferior girl? I also learned this from books.

The two partners hit it off immediately, and Chu Zihan thought about it and issued the first order for the couple group.

"Go wash your hair, blow dry it, and style it in a nice way. We'll take a photo together. Make it a more explosive one."

"How does it explode?" Lu Mingfei couldn't wait.

"Lying on the bed together, you hugging me, taking selfies like the ones you brag about to others, it has to be that feeling of aftermath." Chu Zihan said calmly.

Lu Mingfei imagined the scene and felt his breathing quicken. But when he saw Chu Zihan's expression that said, "I'm just here to do business," Lu Mingfei realized that he was being too filthy. The senior was working with you for a better life, and wanted to make that bastard give up. You bastard, you're actually greedy for her body? Bah, cheap!

Papa! Lu Mingfei mentally let Chu Zihan slap him twice, left and right, and turned his head 180 degrees, leaving two bright red slap marks. If Chu Zihan did this in real life, Lu Mingfei would feel better, but considering that Chu Zihan's skills were no less than Xiao Longnu's, if she really slapped him twice, he might break through the wall and fly out of the hotel, so he could only imagine it.