It really fits the old saying, even if you are a poor guy, but there is a peerless beautiful girl standing next to you, others will think that you must have an identity that matches her, either a second-generation rich man with a lot of money, or a cunning old bastard with a handle on someone. With Lu Mingfei's image and temperament, the former is definitely out of the question, and the latter is a sure thing.

Room 302 is not big as imagined. It is a so-called guesthouse, or to put it nicely, an old house that is not even as good as a youth hostel. The front is even painted with clear water and the floor is still a bit old. Fortunately, the place looks clean, which is the most valuable thing for a cheap hotel. Although it is small, it is well cleaned.

After being in the cold wind and rain for too long, finally returning to a place that can be considered a bedroom, it makes people feel like they have been reborn. Lu Mingfei originally wanted to get into the bed and get comfortable, but then he thought that this was where Chu Zihan would stay tonight, and there was only a single bed. If he touched it, the goddess might not sleep tonight, so he just stood aside.

How can it be called a guesthouse? There is not even an extra chair. The head of the bed is directly next to the table, which means you can just sit on the bed. The aisle is also pitifully small, so you have to walk sideways. Lu Mingfei felt that if he wore a more formal suit and put a white towel on his arm, this image would be complete.

The man in a suit is not necessarily a waiter, he can also be a happy duck called by a rich woman in the middle of the night.

"Miss Chu, what do you want me to do?" Lu Mingfei quickly got into the mood. He was always in a dramatic mood and he would not be himself if he didn't do something interesting.

"I'm going to take a shower." It was not comfortable to have wet long hair. The only thing Chu Zihan wanted now was to take a hot shower.

Hey, what's going on with this standard script of a goddess and a dog? It's fine if Chen Wenwen plays this game, but Chu Zihan, you play this game too? You want to take a shower as soon as I talk, so aren't you missing the two words "hehe" to show that you are not interested in my jokes and imply that I am a big idiot?

But Chu Zihan really just said that and hurried into the bathroom. The aloof Shi Lanxiao didn't have as many imaginations as the loser. She was just used to living a princess-like life and had her own rhythm.

Lu Mingfei looked left and right, then simply jumped up and sat on the table. There was a sound of water splashing next to him, and Chu Zihan had already started taking a shower. Fortunately, this was an old-fashioned hotel, and the bathroom was made of tiles and cement. If it was a fast hotel, the bathroom might have to be transparent, and this vivid performance would be too much for the losers outside.

But even so, Lu Mingfei couldn't help but think a little more in his vulgar heart. A man and a woman were alone in the same room, and the girl asked to take a shower without any precautions. Of course, it might also be that Chu Zihan looked down on the fighting ability of this loser... He didn't think he had the guts to do it.

The hot spring water is so smooth and clean that it makes my skin smooth and smooth. The more I listened to the teacher's lecture on "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" in class, the more irritated I became. Now, while wiping my drool, I thought about the water jumping on the beautiful skin of my senior sister, and suddenly I had an epiphany and understood the poetic meaning of Bai Letian.

Thinking of this, Lu Mingfei only hated himself for not having enough knowledge. Although he was a member of the literature club, his Chinese grades were always bad. He was upset when he saw such a sentence expressing the author's feelings. Otherwise, he would definitely say a lot of obscene words. Not being able to see or touch it didn't prevent him from imagining more. Aren't all adolescent virgins like this? The first time he saw the belt behind a girl in summer, he was full of smirks and curiosity!

The rain outside the window still showed no signs of stopping. The sound of running water in the bathroom mixed with the crackling sound of rain on the windowsill. Lu Mingfei turned his head to look at the bright neon lights on the building opposite, and the romantic feeling in his heart disappeared without a trace.

He always behaves like a chatterbox, and likes to say some obviously bullshit things to make others laugh, but he himself can't explain why. He also has times when he thinks about life alone, often sitting on the roof of his house, gazing at the dim lights in the distance, and imagining his many possible futures.

But it is all just imagination after all. It is an impossible delusion that everyone has experienced in their middle school years. When we return to reality from the beautiful imagination, the loser is still the loser, and the goddess is still the goddess. Is this probably the so-called fate?

If Lu Mingfei was a little more evil and bold, he would have rushed into the bathroom like a gangster, pressed the helpless Chu Zihan into the corner, and done what Yin Zhiping did...

But he is just a poor guy who only dares to think about it. He has the desire but not the courage to do it. Even if Chu Zihan is in a poetic mood and gets drunk tonight, and says, "Why don't I take this opportunity to help you get out of being single, junior brother," Lu Mingfei will never dare to do it.

This is the real misfortune, or cowardice, because I have lived like this all my life. I learned to read people's faces early on, put away my smile, and say meaningless things all day long just to make the people around me happy. Even if it's just a faint smile, I will be satisfied.

This kind of person is really boring. If someone suddenly comes to their senses one day and feels that they don't need such a role in their life, then there will probably be no place for the loser. Many years later, when the classmates gather together, the loser takes a seat, and everyone will even ask with an awkward smile, "Who are you?" and "Did you sit in the wrong place?" This is our table at Shilan Middle School.

The rain today was really good. It gave the loser a chance to meet the goddess and also extinguished his twisted ideas. Lu Mingfei sat here with a lot of thoughts in his mind. He thought that it was okay for Chu Zihan to take a shower just a few meters away from him. If she took a little longer, he, Lu Mingfei, might have figured out the loser's ways.

The bathroom door popped open with a click, and before Lu Mingfei could come to his senses, Chu Zihan had finished washing. She came out wrapped in a bathrobe, drying her long hair. Because the hair dryer was plugged into the shelf at the door, she had to come outside to get it.

"So fast." Lu Mingfei said subconsciously. In his impression, girls always seemed to take a long time to take a shower. Take Chen Wenwen for example. Whenever she said, "I'm going to take a shower," Lu Mingfei would send a smiley face and decisively log off, because it would take at least seven or eight hours for Chen Wenwen to come online again.

"Just a simple shower. If it's too cold, your body will feel uncomfortable." Chu Zihan said.

The hair dryer started up, and Lu Mingfei seemed to be able to feel the whirring hot air even from such a distance. This was the first time he saw a young girl blow-drying her hair. Chu Zihan didn't look that good with her messy hair, but as the whirring hot air slowly restored her hair to its fine and soft state, she looked more and more different.

The poem says that the waterfall drops three thousand feet, which looks like the Milky Way falling from the sky. Lu Mingfei felt that Chu Zihan's hair was also three thousand feet long, and it must be more beautiful than the Milky Way when it fell. He couldn't help but want to touch it, just like in the chocolate commercials, the female star's hair always had to slide across the male guest's head, and then she turned around with a faint smile and said, "This is your Dove."

It took a lot of effort to completely dry such long hair. During that time, Lu Mingfei didn’t notice that he had been staring at her until Chu Zihan put the hair dryer back into the rack and turned his head. When their eyes met, Lu Mingfei realized that he had been staring at her with a perverted look for such a long time, no matter if he was looking at her hair or her bathrobe... This would be disliked, right?

"Senior sister, if you have nothing to do, just have a good rest tonight. I'll be leaving first!" Lu Mingfei said loudly and hurriedly, his legs trembling and he almost wanted to leave first. He was afraid that if Chu Zihan really had an attack, he would definitely suffer.

"Stop." Chu Zihan used only two words to freeze Lu Mingfei at the door. Her words were like Monkey King's immobilization technique to the loser.

Lu Mingfei kept running away, turned his head and looked at Chu Zihan, thinking that for many years people have been saying that Monkey King froze the seven fairies, but he only went to steal peaches, what a waste! Now Chu Zihan froze him, Lu Mingfei, obviously not to eat peaches. Judging from the current situation, maybe the husband is ruthless but the concubine is interested...

"Do you hate me so much? Why don't you want to be with me?" Chu Zihan looked at Lu Mingfei coldly.

“How is that possible!” Lu Mingfei quickly laughed, “Senior sister, you are the only designated school of Shilan, and the goddess recognized by all the boys. How could I hate you?”

"But at school, you ducked your head whenever you saw me, and you wouldn't even glance at me when I checked on your class. Now we're standing in the same room, and you're acting like I'm going to eat you."

Lu Mingfei was sweating profusely, thinking that this line sounded familiar. Damn, this is clearly the line of the domineering CEO in the Mary Sue novel, right? The domineering CEO pushed the heroine into the corner and said, "What's wrong with you, woman? You always hide from me and dare not look at me. We are all in the same company, and you make me feel embarrassed and lose face." The heroine blushed and quickly waved her hands and said, "No, no, I'm not hiding from you. I, I, I actually like you..."

It turns out that I am actually suitable to be the heroine of a romance novel? Lu Mingfei has lived for so many years, but it was not until today that he figured out the definition of his own attributes.

"Senior, you misunderstood. I just think that it's not good for us to be alone in a room in the middle of the night..." Lu Mingfei carefully chose his words, trying to make it sound less harsh. "It's not good."

"I don't care, why do you care so much?"

Lu Mingfei thought to himself that you definitely don’t care, you are Xiaolongnu, the kind who can make me vomit blood with one move, but I am neither your Yang Guo nor Yin Zhiping, I am just an unknown brother who passed by in the martial arts world, why do you have to make things difficult for me?

"Go back." Chu Zihan stepped forward, blocked the door, locked the door in front of Lu Mingfei, and took away the key.

“Oh.” Lu Mingfei lowered his head and walked back slowly. He was most afraid of being tough with others. He was a typical bully. If he were in a TV series, he would definitely be the little brother who took advantage of the big brother and did things according to the situation.

"Sit down." Chu Zihan looked at him and said again.

"Where to sit?" Lu Mingfei looked around. There was no other place to sit except the bed, unless he continued to sit on the table like he did just now.

"Just sit on the bed."

Lu Mingfei sat down obediently, placed his hands flat on his knees, looked straight ahead, held his head high and chest out, and pulled his stomach in, looking like a model student in class. Although he had never won that certificate in his life, he had seen pigs run even if he had never eaten pork.

"Senior sister, if you have something to say, please tell me. I will definitely do it for you. There is no need to be like this. Your attitude always makes me feel like I should be sent to the execution ground and shot in the next second. I have always been loyal to the organization, I don't like women and don't accept bribes. Even when the enemy tortured me, I never betrayed my revolutionary brothers!"

The more nervous Lu Mingfei was, the more he couldn't control his mouth, and in an instant he turned the scene into an interrogation of a traitor. It was a pity that he didn't shave his head, so he didn't look like Chen Peisi.

The actor acting opposite him was obviously not a Shandong guy like Zhu Shimao. If this was a showy guy, Lu Mingfei could have defeated him with just his dirty talk, but facing a cold goddess, Lu Mingfei could only be intimidated. His biggest weakness in his life was that he had too little contact with girls, and his methods of dealing with girls were not sophisticated enough, not to mention a girl at Chu Zihan's level.

This difficulty is like a level 10 hero facing a level 999 demon king. If he can't even defeat one move, it's game over. What's more terrible is that this game has no save file! If he loses miserably to this demon king today, the fate of this loser and the goddess will also be sealed.

"If you really don't hate me, and if I ask you to do me a favor... would you be willing to do it?" Chu Zihan grabbed the edge of her bathrobe with one hand. She was so domineering a few seconds ago, and Lu Mingfei had to do whatever she said, but now she seemed like a little girl, and her voice was soft and gentle when she asked the question.

"That depends on what you want me to do for you. If it doesn't go against the moral code of martial arts and it's something I can do, then I will definitely do you a favor." Lu Mingfei was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief. Chu Zihan made the atmosphere so serious that Lu Mingfei once thought that what was going to happen next would be earth-shattering. Now that it was exposed, he realized that it was just a request for a favor. It seemed that the goddess's coldness was all fake. She could turn even asking for a favor into an interrogation scene.

However, Chu Zihan's next words still confused the well-prepared guy.

"I want you to... be my boyfriend."