Chapter 37: Business is booming
Zhang Dadao cleared his throat and said leisurely in the eyes of the black-stockinged lady who looked a little angry: "The lottery interpretation is ten yuan per time, and the face reading is charged. If you have had plastic surgery, you will be charged an additional fee for mosaic removal! Sister, you have a good appearance, so you can get a 50% discount, which is fifty-one times, but you have trimmed your eyebrows and opened your eyes, so you will be charged one hundred and fifty for two PS adjustments. There is a fee for touching the bones to check the feel, and there is also an extra fee for breast augmentation!"
The more Zhang Dadao spoke, the more excited he became. The outsiders who were watching the fun also cheered. The black silk lady's face turned green. It was okay to trim her eyebrows, but she felt embarrassed when Zhang Dadao reported that she had had eyelid surgery in public. She didn't expect that Zhang Dadao would go too far and even mentioned breast augmentation. She was so angry that she interrupted Zhang Dadao and shouted:
"What nonsense! I'm serious!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned, looked at her chest, and sighed, "Ah~" and said: "Yes, you are real, but you don't need to touch the chest to touch the bones, and a little silicone doesn't matter! You don't have to worry about getting prickly heat with so many sponges in the hot weather. By the way, what algorithm do you want?"
"Huff~" The angry black silk lady panted, and the few small promotional paper fans in her hands that came from nowhere were torn to pieces! If it weren't for the public, he would have "pia" this thing on Zhang Dadao's face. The poor girl next to him who had fortune-told her before hesitated for a moment, then pulled the black-clothed lady and whispered, "Yiting, don't be angry, let's not count it!"
"It counts!" The black silk lady gritted her teeth and said, "Why not? Constellation plus horoscope, you come! If you don't allow me to, I will make you look good!"
Zhang Dadao shrugged and said, "Sister, what hatred? What resentment? I'm setting up a stall and you're telling fortunes. Is it fair trade to promote the market economy? It's not good to come with emotions? Let me see it? This batch of horoscopes starts at 100. The constellation is cheaper, 30 each. But adding the two together will increase the difficulty, so it's more expensive, 200! I'll give you the package price!"
Zhang Dadao had previously chatted with Pan En about getting a phone card, and he borrowed the term "phone package" that he had just heard of! As soon as he said this, there was another round of laughter outside.
"Damn, this is new knowledge! Fortune telling has a set price!"
"I'll post a Weibo @China Mobile, China Unicom, China Telecom, etc!"
"Haha, Zhejiang University is full of talents! This little Taoist priest is very interesting, just like a crosstalk performer! Let me take a picture!"
Not only the onlookers, but also several leaders of the animation club were alarmed and asked privately: "Is this a freshman? From which branch? What's his name?"
Then the head maid came over and said, "I heard that he is a freshman in the medical school, his name is Zhang Dadao. I asked him and he is not from our animation club. He must be a student who saw our announcement and came here to join in the fun!"
The female president nodded and said, "Do you think he and Pan Meinan get along well? I'll ask Meinan later and try to get him into the club!"
Zhang Dadao naturally didn't know about these things, so he just said that he had quoted a price! The black silk lady was also not vague, and she looked like a rich person, and she raised her hand and bid two hundred! Zhang Dadao wiped his hand and collected the money like a magic trick. Then he asked: "What year, month, and day were you born? Tell me the specific time first!"
The girl in black stockings rolled her eyes and said, "September 23, 1992, about one in the afternoon! OK?"
Zhang Dadao pinched his fingers and looked at the girl again! Suddenly shook his head and said, "No, no, you must be lying! The first time this fortune happened was in 2007. With your appearance, there is a small black mole in your fate palace, which is a big disaster! With your temper, you must be a person who would rather be straightforward than give in. On September 23, your zodiac sign was Libra, and the sun rose at noon that year, which was not in the fire sign, which was inconsistent with your temper! Although Western zodiac signs are not as accurate as ours for fortune-telling, but two problems in a row, it can only be that you are lying! You want to cheat me by reporting a false one, but there is no way! If you have the guts, use your ID card to verify it!"
"Great!" There were cheers from the crowd outside. Most of them looked at each other in bewilderment, some of them were frightened!
Zhang Dadao was actually completely cheating. When he lost focus and saw that the black silk lady looked like a black fox, he knew that she was a woman who liked to deceive people! He took the tears of the little mole and used them as eye drops several times. I don't know how he learned the skills of the little mole. Of course, Zhang Dadao's skills often don't work, but this time it happened to work.
This fox! Naturally, he likes to lie, so Zhang Dadao just made up some things to deceive people!
As soon as he said this, the girl who had been deprived of her wealth by him before suddenly showed a surprised expression on her face. She pulled the black silk stockings lady and said, "Yiting, I was right! It's really right. You just had your birthday last month!"
"Boom!" The crowd was in uproar. The black silk lady's face changed a few times. "Hmph!" She glared at Zhang Dadao fiercely, turned around and squeezed out of the crowd! The two girls with him also hurriedly chased after him! Zhang Dadao became angry, and the crowd came up to ask questions. Once their curiosity was aroused, they didn't care about the ten yuan! It's also good to spend money to have fun. One by one, they came up to draw lots to play.
Zhang Dadao was also busy now. He had only learned half of the skills of the little mole, but with the blue pencil in his hand, the little pencil's tricks were very smooth! With the physiognomy and deception skills he learned from somewhere, he was able to get by like a fish in water. Paine, who was standing by, didn't care about his stall anymore. He pulled the table over and helped Zhang Dadao maintain order while selling some figures. You know what, just by taking advantage of his popularity, his figures actually sold quite well.
Most of the people who come here to have their fortunes told are there to play the ten-dollar lottery, so Zhang Dadao only deals with good and bad luck. Most people have average luck, neither good nor bad things happen to them! Zhang Dadao is not a professional liar who would deceive you into believing that there is a disaster!
However, there were a few people who were not short of money and asked Zhang Dadao to come up with a different algorithm, which greatly increased Zhang Dadao's turnover! The queue did not slow down until more than an hour later!
Of the people who were watching before, basically one out of three came to count, plus the people who were attracted by the queue. Those who heard about it from their friends came to watch the fun. In just two hours, a lot of money was put into Zhang Dadao's drawer. Counting the amount, it turned out to be more than 1,000 yuan.
When Pan En saw Zhang Dadao count the money, he was very surprised even though he had been watching from the side. He shook his head and said, "Of course! There are still many days left for the anime festival. If you have such good business every day, you can make back the tuition! I only sold this figurine for 800! They are all high-quality imitations, and the cost is more than 500! Your business with no capital is really amazing!"
Zhang Dadao smiled and shook his head, "What do you mean by a business without capital? Isn't this skill mine? Eh? Isn't that Ercai? How did he get here?"
