Chapter 36: Fortune Telling at a Stall
Zhang Dadao told the fortune-telling method, but the boy didn't do it. He looked at the fortune-telling tube in front of him with some entanglement and said, "Brother, you are not trying to cheat me of my money, are you? What's the difference between this and the ones in the temple? They don't ask for money! It depends on your sincerity to pay the incense money. You have clearly marked the price, and you call it scientific fortune-telling? What does this have to do with science?"
Zhang Dadao nodded as a matter of course and said, "My name is Science!"
The boy's friends also laughed out loud. One of the girls with red hair patted the boy on the shoulder and said, "Ye Dabing, you deserved to fall down ! This is the same as what Guo Degang said about shark fin fried rice! This little Taoist priest is an expert."
The boy's face also looked a little ugly, so Zhang Dadao said in a mercenary way: "The important thing is whether it is accurate or not. Do you count it? If not, I won't refund you the money!"
The boy gritted his teeth and said, "It counts, of course it counts! Just wait, if you don't allow me to do so, I will make an extra trip tomorrow to smash your stall!"
Zhang Dadao shook his legs and made a gesture of invitation. The boy drew a lot! He threw the holy stick again, and it just showed yin and yang! Zhang Dadao nodded, took the lot and looked at it, and said, "I got a treasure in my dream, but I didn't wake up. I thought Nanshan was just a hoe. If you ask about marriage and illness, don't find a way to help each other."
Zhang Dadao kept muttering, and the man also understood something. He squinted his eyes and said, "It doesn't sound like a good word. You didn't even ask me what I wanted to ask. Are you going to say that I have a bloody disaster next?"
Zhang Dadao shook his head and said, "Not really. Actually, you are lucky today. It is considered a good thing! Especially your love luck is very good, but it seems that you will lose money! Losing money is related to love luck! That's probably it. My calculation is different from others. It will not only calculate your long-term luck, but also today! So there is no need to ask more questions."
The man curled his lips and was silent for a while before saying, "Forget it, just take it as a joke! But if it's not allowed, I will definitely come to you tomorrow and make you a meal! Let's go, we wasted ten dollars!" With that, the man and his friends left !
This group of people seemed a little out of place, but they were not bad people. From their accents, they seemed to be from Beijing.
When Paine came back from returning something, he happened to see Zhang Dadao had just made his first deal, so he came over and said with a smile, "You are quite good at talking nonsense! Zero cost? But your calculation is really accurate, isn't it?"
Zhang Dadao curled his lips and said, "Who knows? It's probably accurate!"
The banner really worked. After a while, a few more people came to try it out of curiosity. Zhang Dadao saw a blue light covering the head of one of them. After looking at his face for a while, he predicted that he would have good luck and everything he wanted would come true. Another person had a faint red light on his body, so he predicted that he would have bad luck and might lose money!
His fortune-telling has nothing to do with drawing lots. It mainly relies on the ability to tell good and bad luck from people that Xiao Pencil learned from somewhere. I don't know whether it is a special ability or a strange perception ability of a mental patient. Unexpectedly, this casual trick worked! The girl who was judged to be likely to lose money came over with a few friends within half an hour, and kept saying that Zhang Dadao's predictions were accurate! It turned out that her wallet was stolen a short while later!
Actually, Zhang Dadao was just talking nonsense. He saw the red light on the girl and knew that she was going to be unlucky. There were so many people at this anime festival, so it would naturally attract thieves, even if nothing was stolen. It was normal for a mobile phone or wallet to be lost when people were crowded together. The girl didn't think about these things, she just thought that Zhang Dadao's calculations were really accurate and he brought in a group of customers.
"Are you really a Taoist priest?"
"Is fortune telling really accurate? What's your method? Just draw lots! Is it just luck?"
This girl also brought a few girls, but they didn't believe that Zhang Dadao was accurate. They were just lucky at that time. Pan En, who was next to him, hadn't opened a business for a while. Seeing that many beauties came to Zhang Dadao's side, he became interested and squeezed over and said, "It's accurate, it's accurate! You don't know, ladies, this junior of mine is famous in our Zhejiang University! He is known as the leader of the three talents of Zijingang, and a Taoist master who has studied seriously! His grandfather is a Taoist priest in Sanqing Mountain!"
Zhang Dadao looked at Pan En in a daze, who seemed to be full of energy, and whispered, "I haven't told him that? My grandfather in my previous life was really a Taoist priest, but he was from Longhu Mountain." It was just that his voice was so soft that no one heard it, otherwise he would have to report it to the Seventh Courtyard.
"Ah? Are you from Zhejiang University?" A tall beauty in black clothes and black stockings among the girls became interested and nodded like a queen: "We are from the School of Communication. Is your grandfather a Taoist priest? Can monks have grandchildren?"
Zhang Dadao bowed and said with a smile, "My family is from the Zhengyi sect, not the Quanzhen sect. I am a Taoist from Huoju. Sister, if you are interested, we can practice dual cultivation together! No one will care about this."
Paine was stunned by this sentence and murmured, "This junior is really awesome! Is he going to make an appointment right now?"
The girl in black stockings looked mature and tough, but she blushed after hearing this. She said, "Pah!" and then said, "What nonsense! Who wants to practice dual cultivation with you? Tell me, how can you tell fortunes? Just draw lots? It doesn't look reliable. Are you just guessing?"
Zhang Dadao smiled, pointed at the table and said, "This is the cheapest! Small profits but quick turnover? Other services include face reading, fortune telling, bone reading, pattern reading, fortune telling, horoscope, horoscope, tarot, computer repair, mobile phone film, yin and yang feng shui, dragon point finding, curses, and beating villains on behalf of others! I have many business items and different charging standards. Basically, I can do whatever the customer needs! I sell my art and my body, and I promote both spiritual and material civilization without any delay! "
Zhang Dadao practiced his speaking skills for the news broadcast, and the people around him were dumbfounded. There were a few beauties gathered here, and many people came to watch the fun. Zhang Dadao had flirted with the black-clad beauties before, which attracted many wolf friends. When this part of the mouthpiece came out, there was a thunderous applause and laughter outside!
"Haha! Great, this little Taoist priest is pretty good! From Zhejiang University? From the Zhejiang University Crosstalk Society, right?"
"Interesting, there is such a thing! Who is he cosplaying as? I've never seen him before!"
"Grabbing with both hands? This little Taoist priest is also a man who doesn't follow the rules!"
There was chaos outside, and the beauties were also stunned. The beauty in black was a little intimidated, but the other round-faced girl in a T-shirt and jeans said with a smile: "Little Taoist priest, let's not talk about the nonsense you said later! Just talking about fortune-telling, aren't constellations and tarot cards something from your Taoist school? You know how to do it?"
Zhang Dadao laughed and said, "It's good to have many skills when traveling in the world! I know astrology, and tarot cards are also OK, but I didn't bring them today! I can also add astrology and horoscope, and the combination of Chinese and Western calculations is very effective! Sister, do you want to try it?"
Zhang Dadao saw that there were more people watching, and some of them were crazy, so they showed off their skills to attract more people and make a fortune. What he said became more and more unreliable! The girl didn't express her opinion, but the black silk girl who was teased before slapped the table and said, "Calculate it! Calculate it for me! If it's not accurate, I'll tear down your stall!"
Zhang Dadao was confused for a moment, nodded, and said, "Okay! But I'll charge you first!"
The black silk lady took out a ten-dollar bill and slapped it again, saying, "Here!"
Zhang Dadao shook his head calmly and said with a smile: "Not enough, sister. The charging standards for different projects are different! Just listen to me!"
