Chapter 352: Hot search explosion! The first mysterious guest!
This is Shen Capital.
No wonder Shen Miaomiao has always had a mediocre attitude towards celebrities.
Because we look at the domestic situation.
It is no exaggeration to say that Shen Wanlin opened his mouth and asked which celebrity he wanted to arrange to liven up the event or participate in it.
No matter whether you are a movie king or a movie queen, the agency behind you is very old.
When Shen Wanlin asked him/her to come, no one dared to say no.
Unless you don't want to make a living in China anymore.
otherwise!
With Yuan Quan's meager power and Golden Wind's 18 million investment, do you think he can invite such a heavyweight guest to shoot an online variety show?
As difficult as climbing to the sky!
so!
No wonder the audience was so surprised!
I am so tired of watching all of them!
In just ten minutes!
Among the top ten hot searches on Weibo, searches related to "yearning" occupy half of the total!
9: Stardew Valley Live-Action Variety Show (Hot)
8: Golden Wind Variety Show (Hot)
6: You call this a web variety show? (Boiling)
4: He Jiong/Huang Lei (boiling)
3: Longing for Life (Explosion)
Once the unprecedented luxurious lineup was announced, it instantly caused heated discussions across the entire Internet!
And the audience for the show came in droves like mountains and seas!
【Pressure, impetuousness, anxiety】
[With the rapid development of urbanization, people nowadays are walking faster and faster]
[However, the desire to breathe free air, leave the hustle and bustle, and live the life you long for has never disappeared]
【……】
As the opening voice-over progresses, the camera gradually moves out of the bustling city traffic, as if it has grown wings and floats towards the suburbs.
Among the vast fields, the camera passed through the countryside, through the fields, through the layers of corn fields, passed by the lush cucumber vines, and finally pushed open the door and came to a warm and ordinary farmyard.
[This is Stardew Valley Farm, a utopia far away from the city]
[Here you can enjoy a leisurely time drinking tea and chatting without rushing to the next day]
[Here you can enjoy the tranquility of tending flowers and plants and being content]
[This is also the tranquility of being self-sufficient and retiring to the countryside]
[This is——]
【Golden Wind·Longing Life】
Beautiful scenery combined with a leisurely atmosphere.
As soon as the opening credits were released, the audience cheered:
"Wow, it looks good."
'Wuhu I saw the photo wall in the Mushroom House! Xiao Huang actually still has it! It was not cancelled because of the show!'
"It's a shame that I didn't make it to the trial run..."
'Mom, I'm on TV!'
'The show will take three months to shoot, and it will definitely be open again afterwards'
"I don't think the price will be the same if it's reopened."
"Damn, I'm so angry. Not only can I be on TV but I also get a Golden Wind coupon if I try it first."
"To be honest, it's really nice to live here. I work in exchange for food. I hope the program team will continue this model."
"……"
Amid the audience's discussion, the show officially began as Peng Peng pushed open the courtyard door.
Yes.
Although theoretically the third guest of the first season was Dahua, perhaps there were some .
After some searching, Gu Sheng found that there was no such person, so he turned his attention directly to the later "Family of Four" combination, and decided that the last two permanent guests would be Peng Peng and his sister.
It can be said that it directly evolved the Mushroom House into its complete form.
Soon, the family of four arrived.
After some introductions, the program team's arrangements came as planned -
"Because we rented the Golden Wind venue, we need to pay rent, a total of 1,000 corns."
The director said this!
Peng Peng almost slipped and fell to his knees!
“How much…how much?!”
A thousand corns! Who knows how long it will take to break them!
Although he knew that this program advocated self-reliance, he still shuddered at the high "rent" and muttered to himself:
"This old thief is too evil..."
good!
As an avid game enthusiast and a genuine adult player, Peng Peng is naturally very familiar with the name Gu Sheng Lao Zei!
As soon as these words came out, naturally, the barrage of comments burst into laughter——
"Pom Peng is an old yellow gamer as soon as he opens his mouth"
'Old thief, veteran victim'
'It's so funny, I just complained about the old thief on the show'
'I've become a fan now. I hope I can curse louder next time.'
'Hahahahahaha the old thief blurted out'
"Swearing at the sponsor, Peng Peng will be expelled from the Mushroom House tomorrow because his left foot entered the courtyard first."
'Old Thief: Oh? I heard you called me a scoundrel? Young man, if I add 2,000, how will you respond?'
'Sounds like something an old thief would do'
" It's so funny..."
"……"
However!
The production team seems to have really inherited the old thief's torture attribute, and completely followed the tradition of Stardew Valley Villa——
Apart from paying rent, any food had to be exchanged for corn or other crops!
"ah--"
Peng Peng's desperate voice echoed throughout the courtyard:
"The rent is 1,000 yuan, and a bowl of noodles with soybean paste costs 200 yuan for dinner. I have done nothing but am in debt of 1,200 grains of corn. What kind of show is this..."
An outrageous show!
The appearance of Xiangwang seems to have broken everyone's traditional impression that artists are well-dressed and well-fed, with assistants following them everywhere.
It even broke the tradition that "variety shows are all scripted."
Although perhaps in some variety show effects, the Mushroom House family still has a script.
But when it comes to “working”!
The program team is not ambiguous at all!
The audience really watched Peng Peng and Teacher He pick the 200 corns of fried noodles one by one and handed them to the program team to count them. There was no ambiguity at all!
"It's really swollen, look at my shoulder..."
At dinner time, He Jiong rolled up his sleeves and showed his swollen arms to Huang Lei who was cooking.
On the other side, Peng Peng ate a lot of food from his bowl and almost cried:
"It smells so good, Mr. Huang... I have never tasted noodles with soybean paste that smells so good in my life... They really played too hard..."
Get down to work!
The real do-it-yourself life!
As soon as the new program format was broadcast, more and more viewers came to watch!
We have never seen such a scene before!
Although there have been similar variety shows in the past that let celebrities do work, they are basically based on "experience" and supplemented by editing to create a "down-to-earth" image of the celebrities.
But the yearning is completely different!
The swollen arms, the soaked sweatshirt, the full basket of corn, the amazing appetite...
In the words of the barrage, participating in "Longing" is no longer down-to-earth. If a star with a weaker physique is really a star, I'm afraid he will go straight to the ground...
"…I've decided. I'll just eat this meal."
After a hearty meal, Peng Peng waved his hand and said with some difficulty:
"From now on, we can just boil noodles in plain water and pick some vegetables from the fields to eat. That way, we don't have to pick corn, right?"
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter and exclaimed that Peng Peng was really good at finding bugs.
However!
Just when everyone thought that Peng Peng’s bug-ridden performance would leave the program team helpless!
The next morning!
My sister, who had just woken up, received a strange phone call -
"What? What kind of mushroom house are you from?"
The female voice on the phone seemed very young and crisp, with a Sichuan and Chongqing accent.
"Ah? Yes! It's the Mushroom House. May I ask who you are?"
My sister seemed not to be fully awake yet, her little face was full of confusion, she didn't know what was going on and why someone would call them.
"Hey, just don't mind me, I'm here to order food, I want a plate of beef with legs crossed, remember..."
After that, he hung up the phone.
“Hey—hey—?!”
The younger sister held up the receiver and blinked her eyes, just in time to see Peng Peng who had just walked out of the room:
"Brother, there was a phone call!"
"Ah? Phone call?"
Peng Peng looked at his sister who was kneeling on the ground:
"What phone call?"
"The phone number for ordering food,"
My sister raised the receiver in her hand:
"She said she wanted to eat cross-legged beef. She was a girl with a Sichuan and Chongqing accent."
Order? Dishes?
This...I...he...what?!
Peng Peng was stunned and looked at the director team with questioning eyes.
No? You are here just to torture me, right? Why is there a segment where guests order food? Is this a wrong number?
However!
The director's response made him feel desperate.
"Those who called to order food are mysterious guests. You need to complete their requests before dinner."
"ah--?!"
Peng Peng was really shocked, and sat down on the ground with a thud:
"You guys... even moved the favorability and birthday systems here?!"
Hahahahahaha——
All of a sudden! The audience burst into laughter!
'Classic Stardew Valley Cooking Gifts'
'There are even NPCs here to improve my favorability hahahahahaha'
"Too rough..."
"I was wondering why the director team was indifferent to Peng Peng's bug-free style of playing badly. It turns out there is this trick."
'Ordering food is too outrageous, it's pure torture'
"I'm going to... cross-legged beef... beef! How much corn does this cost!"
"Yesterday's noodles with soybean paste cost 200 yuan, how come today's beef must be 400 or 500 yuan?"
"I can't move at all..."
'Hahahaha, so good, so good, this is the celebrity 627 life I want to see! '
"It's really a complete replica of Stardew Valley, right? There's no rest for a moment."
"That's good. At least Peng Peng didn't faint at the door at 2 a.m. and then be sent home by the director team for 200 corns."
"Two hundred fainted at the door, it's too real..."
"……"
However!
Just as Peng Peng was about to struggle to get up and report this desperate news to his two "parents"!
Ding-ling-ling——
The phone that my sister just hung up rang again!
"Brother, you...you come?"
My sister pushed her hand and signaled Peng Peng to answer the phone.
"Hello? Mushroom...Mushroom House..."
Peng Peng answered the phone, feeling a little timid.
A male voice with a thick Hong Kong accent rang out over the phone:
"Hey? Leihou, it's too spicy. I want to order a dish to make Phuket Island. Is that ok~"
Peng Peng was speechless: "...Can I say no?"
“Hahahahahaha,”
The person on the other end of the phone laughed:
"It's okay, we are guests here. Do you have any chrysanthemum incense?"
Juxun???
What is that?
It happened that Teacher Huang also woke up at this time, and Peng Peng quickly handed the phone to him as if asking for help:
"Teacher Huang, a guest is coming. He ordered a dish of beef with legs crossed, and... chrysanthemum smoke? I don't know what it is."
"Still ordering food?"
Teacher Huang was also a little confused and answered the phone:
"Hello, I'm Huang Lei."
The person on the other end of the phone was very polite: "Oh, Huang Laoxi, Leihou, I want to order a chrysanthemum smoke——"
"Is it...tea?"
Huang Lei also didn’t quite understand:
"Chrysanthemum tea? What are you smoking?"
At this time, the audience was also confused and had no idea what this mysterious guest who spoke Cantonese wanted.
"No, no, no, it's chrysanthemum tea."
The man on the other end of the phone hurriedly explained, and after some thought, he said:
"It's just... oh, chrysanthemum smoke is a kind of urgent thing."
"Ju Bajie, Xun Wukong,"
"Kikuxun..."
Huang Lei was silent.
There was silence for three full seconds!
Then he slowly said: "... Bamboo fungus, right?!"
"Why--"
As soon as these words were spoken, the man on the other end of the phone finally smiled!
"Dei! Dei! Dei! It's even spicier than chrysanthemum-smoked chicken! Chrysanthemum-smoked chicken..."
Grass--!!!
Hearing this, the audience almost fainted with laughter!
'Hahahahahahaha, who could have guessed this...'
'God damn it, Ju Bajie smoked Wukong!'
"Zhu Bajie wanted to split up the family after hearing this, and Sun Wukong wanted to beat people up after hearing this."
'This is so crude, haha ...
'How shameless, really, too shameless, this guy is obviously just pretending to speak in Hong Kong'
"This bamboo fungus is so sudden that it sprained my waist."
"It's really a knife pulling the butt - it opened my eyes"
'Hahahaha Teacher Huang got the slippers'
'Teacher Huang: Today I'll let you try the chrysanthemum-scented slippers!'
"……"
However!
Just when the audience was still discussing the outrageous fact that Bajie and Wukong’s names were forcibly tampered with by the big tongue!
As the camera turns!
The appearance of two mysterious guests caused the entire barrage area to explode instantly!
