Chapter 335 Household Affairs
The fighting between Demacia and Noxus had nothing to do with him. As long as the war didn't spread to Ionia, he wouldn't even look at it.
This is a helpless thing to say.
With Li Ke's current power and strength, the two countries of Noxus and Demacia combined are nothing more than toys to replenish his blood and vitality.
This is the helplessness of this world: the power of one class is not just one or two times that of another class.
An ordinary person with just some superb skills, if he picks up an ancient weapon, his combat power will immediately soar to the point where he can kill hundreds of people.
The most ridiculous one is Master Wuji, Yi.
Normally, he would be just an extraordinary master, a human being who could be unrivaled in the mortal world.
But once he was connected with Ionia's spiritual world and dealt with Ionia's enemies, he was like a cheater, and crossing a thousand-meter gap with one sword was a piece of cake.
But if they can't be linked, then it's just the level of a hundred enemies.
Even the robber apprentice Kai was able to defeat the enemy, but not in an easy situation.
But once his enemies are judged to be enemies of Ionia, enemies of the world.
You can say he is a god or something, it doesn’t really matter.
In this world full of magic, it is so easy for the indigenous people to gain power.
If one has some kind of fortuitous encounter or gains the power of someone, then it is even more likely that one will be directly promoted to the level of a ten thousand enemy...
In this world, it is extremely easy to improve yourself to the point where you can beat ten thousand of your previous selves in just one or two years.
There is also the power of blood. For example, Paramecium has a supermodel figure and supermodel data, Kiana, the Herrscher of the Void... well, that not-so-bright Kiana from Ixtal. She is the descendant of several generations of the Ixtal royal family, the blood inheritance of several generations of elementalists, which gave her a talent that surpassed countless people from birth.
Elemental magic, which is extremely difficult for others, is as simple as breathing for her.
For her, defeating hundreds of ordinary soldiers was nothing more than a wave of the Axiom Arc in her hand.
Li Ke also fully believed that if he really started to slaughter the humans in this world, there would definitely be an old monster that would appear from nowhere and stop him.
Even dozens of gods from heaven would come down to beat him up.
Was Aatrox crazy back then?
He and his Darkin subordinates act recklessly, and even the Protoss warriors, such as Leona, have to avoid him. In this world, God is the boss, and he is second only to Darkin opponents like him.
Then what?
It was not because he was played by the Twilight Spirit that he had to lie down and treat the entire Runeland to a feast. There was even a famous saying: "Twilight Spirit! I can kill you a thousand times! It's not enough!"
It’s not an exaggeration to say that Aatrox has been defeated by Zoe for thousands of years, right?
Therefore, he really had no interest in the affairs of Demacia and Noxus. A place without extraordinary people like him would only take a moment to clean up after himself.
Now, Camille is enough to give them a hard time.
As for ending the war between the two countries?
Don't be silly. Given the accumulated conflicts in these two countries, if no war breaks out, more people might die.
"Oh, yes, I almost forgot to mention it."
Li Ke looked at the two women with a smile.
"There will be a large order from Ionia later, so be prepared."
"How big?"
Mrs. Gillaman, now or Miss asked subconsciously.
"Buy a city as big as Piltover."
But the two of them didn't really believe this news.
Because they don't understand Ionia. Although Ionia is a civilized country, it is too old and closed, so they don't know what potential Ionia has.
"That's what I'm telling you."
Li Ke looked at the two women who didn't care and sighed.
"In the future of Ionia, even if you collect scrap, you can still become the richest man in Piltover."
Li Ke had said all he wanted to say, so even though the two women were still a little unconvinced, they still chose to accept it and said they would strengthen their original preparations.
Naturally, it was time for Li Ke to have lunch. He did not keep the two women because Ali had something to tell him.
"That, dear."
Ali, who was sitting in the seat, wanted to say something but stopped herself. In her impression, at this moment she should kneel in front of Li Ke, then get up from her seat and beg for forgiveness from her husband, Li Ke.
After all, she went out to do a job similar to that of a singer while her husband was away, which was enough to get her divorced in Ionia.
That's why she asked Meimu and Lana to do this together.
"Go ahead."
Li Ke looked at her embarrassed face and roughly guessed what happened. It was probably because he was not at home and they went out to do idol things.
Because Sona was hidden.
When the husband goes out, the wife suddenly becomes an idol at home. This is considered a big deal in modern times.
We all know what the situation is with idol stars. Even men may not be able to protect their own eyes, let alone women.
And in this world, needless to say, people who sing and dance to please others are basically prostitutes.
For example, the industry of troubadours is basically selling one's body. If you spend some money, they will basically not refuse you.
"Well, Sona and Seraphine next door had some psychological problems because the mood in the city was too pessimistic. In order to solve this problem, we chose to become idols and use singing, dancing, and reciting tongue twisters to treat them, that is, to use language as a therapy..."
Ahri does not have the relevant knowledge to treat Sona and Seraphine, and Meimu is not good at this - she is responsible for chopping people with the double-flowered red stick in the Order of the Balance, curing diseases and saving people. Twilight Eye is better at it.
So they can only change the environment around their homes.
It was just a little fun at first, but it got really exciting...
For various reasons, the extremely nervous Ahri started talking nonsense.
"To an ordinary Ionian, you would be punished, and our family would be dishonored."
Li Ke put down his chopsticks and looked at Ahri, and the pressure of everyone around him dropped, except Sett, who was still eating the chicken leg heartlessly and looking at the people around him with a sense of awe.
Especially Li Ke and Ali.
His bright eyes were full of curiosity, and he was even smacking his lips, wondering why everyone suddenly stopped talking.
So, Lana, who also lowered her head, silently punched her son and knocked him out, making him understand that the most important thing now was silence.
Meimu lowered her head and retracted her leg that she hadn't kicked out in time, and continued to eat as if nothing had happened, but...
She put on a mask!
Yes!
mask!
Under Li Ke's gaze, she pulled open her mask, stuffed a piece of meat in it, and then closed her mask to prevent Li Ke from seeing her expression.
Li Ke shook his head, he didn't mind the women in his family doing some things, but forming an idol girl group was too much. He didn't mean to look down on girl groups, he just didn't want his girls to receive too much criticism.
"But this is my home, and you should be honored for doing this for your family, so you can keep playing this music, but..."
Li Ke smiled.
“From now on, you must call yourselves artists.”
“Yeah!”
A Li showed a surprised expression on his face, but looking at Li Ke's serious face, he still lowered his head obediently. Li Ke snorted and drank a sip of tea.
"It's forbidden at home. Besides, you can sing and dance, but your clothes cannot be revealing. If you reveal anything, you can only show it to me..."
Hearing this, Sett, who had been watching the show, couldn't help but shout out loud. He loved going out and playing with his mother the most.
Yes, for him, these are just going out for fun. He also likes being a scalper and the feeling of being the center of attention.
“Yeah!”
Suddenly, the whole room fell silent, and everyone looked at Seti.
"Okay, great..."
Seti subconsciously repeated the sentence again.
Li Ke's eyes glowed red.
The dragon wags its tail!
Ada!!
Extra: Li Keyi with his bag on his back
Holding a lollipop in his mouth, Li Ke sighed and then grabbed the head of a handsome guy named Chen Haonan.
"Your name is Chen Haonan?"
Holding the gun against the handsome guy's chin, Li Ke looked at his frightened eyes, smiled harmlessly, and pointed at something like a pheasant and foreskin on the side.
"Tell me about your little brothers, huh? None of them look like human beings!"
Li Ke looked at this guy with a sneer. When he first heard about this person, he had a good impression of him. After all, a time traveler came to Hong Kong in the last century and heard about Chen Haonan, so he must want to meet him.
But when they actually met, he was immediately disappointed.
Because when he met Chen Haonan, he was selling goods.
That’s right, in the alley, distributing goods to those fellow Taoists.
Li Ke was very curious at first, because in the movie, Chen Haonan's Hongxing gang was not involved in this, but after thinking about it carefully, he remembered.
The reason why Chen Haonan was chased and hacked was because he was smuggling this thing.
As for the fact that Hongxing doesn't leave, it's purely a setting that only came out in the third part of the movie, and...
It seems that it was revised for the purpose of passing the review.
"Boss, you are not a cop, so why bother? Please let me go. I will give you the goods and the money, and we can discuss everything."
Chen Haonan looked at Li Ke with a flattering smile on his face.
There was no way out. Li Ke now had a gun in his hand, and he had tried and found that he could not beat this guy, so naturally he could only admit defeat.
Fortunately, the other party is not a policeman.
"Policeman? I'm much more powerful than that. I'm a protector!"
Li Ke pushed away Chen Haonan, who was showing a flattering smile, and instead pressed her earphones to call the emergency number, and Chen Haonan's expression changed immediately.
Although the Protectors are not an official organization, everyone knows that the Protectors and Lurkers are the white gloves of those powerful countries. Coupled with Li Ke's handsome Chinese face, his expression immediately changed.
"Boss! We can discuss this! Boss!"
That’s right, Li Ke didn’t travel through the world of Hong Kong variety shows in other novels, but...
Cross the line of fire!
Because there are two mercenary companies in this world: Defenders and Lurkers!
The funny thing is, he was born as... well, a hybrid in the actual sense of the word.
He has the blood of eight countries!
China, Germany, the United States, Britain, France, Mao, India and Japan!
Except for the blacks, basically all the major races on earth are gathered!
Moreover, although this era was the 1970s and 1980s, history and technology had clearly accelerated. Although there were similar experiences, the whole world had changed.
In general, there are only administrative regions in a certain sense left in the world now, and the original countries have changed beyond recognition. It can only be said that it is still roughly the same country, but in fact it is not.
Li Ke couldn't describe how much things had changed. Anyway, the world's overall technology was very advanced, but the gap between the rich and the poor was quite large. The wealthy places were almost the same as in 2022, while the poor places were barely in the year 2000.
Overall, it's a very strange world.
Seeing the person in charge here taking away Chen Haonan and others who were carrying the scattered goods, Li Ke sighed helplessly.
I finally got a break and wanted to see the protagonist of the movie, but I didn't expect it to be something like this.
Seeing him like this, his companion chuckled.
"What's wrong? You look so miserable. Didn't you just execute justice?"
The person who spoke was a woman wearing a women's suit and with an oriental bun, but Li Ke knew what kind of wonderful scenes and what kind of power were hidden under this petite-looking woman's suit.
"I just feel emotional because when I was a kid I also wanted to be a gang leader like him, with two flowers and a red stick. But when I grew up and saw these bad guys with my own eyes, I realized how bad they are. If I didn't have the power to enforce the law here, I would have shot him dead."
Li Ke spoke his mind and made a shooting gesture.
He also watched Young and Dangerous when he was a child, but at the age of seven or eight, he didn't quite understand the metaphors in it. But what he did know was that until he went to school, the dishonest students in the school were still imitating Chen Haonan.
But now it seems that Chen Haonan is really a good candidate for execution.
One peanut is not enough, at least twenty are needed to match what he did.
"Okay, now that we've caught them all, don't forget what our mission is this time. You'd better get rid of your troubles quickly."
At this point, the rose next to Li Ke stepped on Li Ke's foot, but when leaving, it bumped Li Ke's hand with its thigh in a tight skirt, and then left leisurely.
Li Ke looked at the back of Night Rose, a noble girl who had joined Night Rose, and couldn't help but shook his head.
"I slept with you twice and I still don't know your name, and you still asked me to solve my problems... If you want to be my girlfriend, at least tell me your name. Now I have to go through my address book and call Night Rose, but only three or four people agreed. How embarrassing."
Li Ke was quite helpless about Night Rose, the mercenary organization that joined the Defenders. Just like other organizations, except for the more famous people, after joining an organization, they could only use a unified name like Night Rose when communicating with the outside world.
Everyone knows their own names, and if that doesn't work, they have numbers.
But it's terrible for people like Li Ke.
He picked quite a few roses - after all, they met by chance, completed a mission together, and after experiencing life and death, they developed feelings for each other, so it was normal to do something more than just courtesy.
Just as he was sighing, a voice appeared behind him.
"It seems like you've been living pretty well out there these years?"
This familiar voice represented the trouble that Night Rose who had left had mentioned. This was a special commissioner who was specifically cooperating with their defenders in this operation.
A smile immediately appeared on Li Ke's face. He turned around, opened his arms, and naturally hugged the woman who got off the motorcycle.
"No, I miss you so much, boy."
However, his enthusiasm only earned him a gun pressed against his lower abdomen from this well-shaped woman.
"Really? But your longing for me, your ex-girlfriend, hasn't stopped you from flirting with other women, right? Our great lover? Oh, by the way, I'm not your ex-girlfriend now, but your ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex, I don't know how many ex-girlfriends! Explain to me, Li Ke! What's going on with the sisters in the Laisheng family? Not only do you flirt with women, but you also flirt with three of them at once?! Also, let me go! I 'm not your girlfriend now."
Feeling the threat of the cold muzzle of the gun against his stomach, Li Ke obediently moved his hand away from the other party's waist and gestured in surrender.
But the question still needs to be answered.
So he looked at the boy with a sincere and affectionate smile on his face.
"Those were all exam papers I took to love you better."
He's serious.
