Chapter 291: Humiliating Defeat
The rooftop covered with silvery moonlight seemed very cold, and in the shadows where the moonlight could not reach, a big bat blended in.
"Suan Ji, access the internal network of the Batcave and search for the identity of that person just now."
Batman tapped his helmet and gave instructions to the artificial intelligence inside the helmet. Although the specific information still depended on the butler Alfu, the general information could be obtained by the artificial intelligence he created.
The next moment, Siri's voice came from Batman's half-covering helmet.
"Yes, Master."
"Suanji..."
Xia Yu appeared next to Batman at some point, looking at Batman with complicated eyes as he hadn't noticed him yet.
As far as he knows, the name "Suan Ji" seems to be only used by Lego Batman, and the Suan Ji in Lego Batman is voiced by Siri.
So he actually traveled to the world of Lego Batman?
But the Lego world is so joyful, why is there a black mask and a million-dollar debt? !
And as we all know, no one will die in the Lego world, and the people living in the Lego world are all Lego people. Lego Batman is also a master of assembly.
This world doesn't look like the world of Lego Batman at all, so this is really a chaotic, patchwork world...
Looking at Batman who still didn't notice him, Xia Yu slightly released a barely perceptible breath.
The next moment, Batman's eyes changed, he threw a few smoke bombs with his backhand, and rolled away from the shadow.
“Guess who has a PhD ?”
Xia Yu quickly left the smoke range of the smoke bomb, then turned his head to look at the vigilant Batman.
"The answer is Doctor Batman. You used the smoke bomb well, but it didn't work on me."
"When did you come?"
Batman looked at Xia Yu who completely ignored the anesthetic smoke bomb and asked in a deep voice.
"Um……"
I was here when you called me Suan Ji.
However, Xia Yu did not answer like that, but stared at Batman with a scrutinizing look.
"Iron Man sucks."
“…”
There seemed to be a few crows calling in the air.
Seeing that Batman had no reaction, Xia Yu felt a little regretful and confirmed that this bat was not Lego Batman, but it just happened that the artificial intelligence of both of them was called Suan Ji.
Well...or rather, Calculator Ji.
"Okay, okay, don't be nervous."
Seeing Batman's hand slowly reaching for his lower back, Xia Yu knew that the other party was going to take out some props again. In order to avoid an unnecessary fight, Xia Yu pressed down his hands to comfort Batman.
"I'll tell you my identity. I'm not even wearing a mask anyway. You can find it out with a little investigation."
Hearing this, Batman paused his hand that was touching his lower back, then stared at Xia Yu with burning eyes.
"What is your purpose?"
"Uh...well." Xia Yu touched his chin with one hand and touched the lining of his clothes with the other hand, then took out a police ID.
"I'm the police, you're under arrest, Batman!"
Xia Yu had a righteous look on his face. Although the police ID with the gold-plated logo was a bit old, it was obviously real. At least Batman could tell that at a glance.
But because he could see it, Batman's doubts deepened. When did such a powerful person appear in the Gotham Police Department? And Gordon had never mentioned it to him.
At this moment, Suan Ji also transferred Xia Yu's information to Batman's helmet through the Internet.
Batman first looked at the head shot in the information, then compared it with Xia Yu's face. Hmm... there were no signs of plastic surgery.
Batman became more and more confused the more he looked, and he quietly moved towards the edge of the roof. It seemed that he had to go back to the Batcave and search it carefully.
"Bang--!"
"Accept justice, you bat-man in a bat suit."
Xia Yu walked towards Batman with a villain-like smile, twirling his gun.
Batman: “…”
If this man is really from the Gotham Police Department, then the Gotham Police Department is finished.
Faced with Xia Yu's threat, Batman did not sit still and wait for death, but he also did not want to fight with Xia Yu anymore. He quickly slapped his universal belt and took out a grappling gun.
call out!
The slender grappling hook hooked another building the next second, and then Batman threw a small ultrasonic positioning device towards Xia Yu.
This device can attract nearby bats to a designated location, providing cover for its escape.
But with two gunshots, the rope of the grappling gun broke and the ultrasonic device was directly shattered.
The shattering of the device was expected, after all, it was not made of special materials, but the grappling gun... Batman's grappling gun could at least withstand the weight of two adults and used super-heated micro-nano ropes.
Not to mention bullets, even missiles may not be able to destroy it.
But now…
Looking at the grappling gun with a broken rope, Batman was already a little tired. What the hell kind of bullet was this and it was so accurate!
"Maybe we can talk."
Looking at Xia Yu approaching, Batman was ready to be rejected. As long as the other party entered his two-meter range...
"OK."
"?"
"But I have to disarm you first."
As he spoke, Xia Yu pressed the trigger repeatedly at a speed that even Batman couldn't see clearly. Because the speed was so fast, there seemed to be only one sound of the shooting.
Just when Batman was wondering why he didn't feel anything, his black armor suddenly made a slight shattering sound, and the next moment, the originally complete armor shattered to the ground.
Batman: “…”
What on earth is this pistol and bullets? And he hasn’t seen any bullets since the beginning. Is it magic?
Although he expressed doubts about the existence of magic, he did not rule out the possibility. It seemed that he had to go back and collect some information about magic.
Xia Yu didn't know what Batman was thinking at the moment, but he felt a little regretful because Batman's underwear was not a pair of boxer briefs with a pink base and red strawberries, but an ordinary pair of white underwear.
Why is it white? Such a photo is of no value. How about taking it off?
Batman on the other side had stopped thinking, and then he noticed that Xia Yu was staring at his underwear for a little longer.
Batman's face gradually turned the same color as his helmet. Although he didn't know what Xia Yu was thinking, if Xia Yu dared to do that to him, he would stop him even at the cost of his life.
Xia Yu came back to his senses and noticed that Batman's gaze seemed to want to kill him. He coughed lightly in embarrassment and looked away.
He felt a little perverted after staring at a grown man's underwear .
Forget it, there are no sexy underwear, so he will color Batman manually.
Xia Yu reached back and pulled out a bottle of pink spray paint.
Today, he will make sure Batman will never forget this humiliating defeat.
Moreover, the character of Batman the Dark Knight is too heavy. Since there is no way to change it, he will try his best to transform this Batman into the character of Lego Batman.
"Hey, don't move, or my gun won't have eyes."
Xia Yu smiled like a weird uncle, holding spray paint and walking towards the half-naked Batman.
