Chapter 290: Does the centrifuge need to be balanced?
Naturally, no one was recruited in the morning's recruitment. At this time, Linzhou was sitting in the conference room, looking at the freshmen sitting in a circle.
"Good afternoon, everyone."
"Hello, senior." College freshmen are a very well-behaved species. After Linzhou greeted them, they hurriedly responded, fearing that they would offend this all-powerful senior in front of them.
After signaling everyone to sit down, Linzhou began to speak.
"Everyone here is a class monitor. I was invited by the school to tell you about campus life at the university."
Having said that, Linzhou paused for a moment as usual and then continued speaking.
"It's nothing, actually. The only difference between college and high school is that you need to take care of everything on your own. As long as you don't break the law or violate school rules, you can do whatever you want."
After saying that, Linzhou glanced at Jiang Xiyue beside him. The other party was obviously in a daze, and no one knew what he was thinking about.
So he could only pick up the materials he had prepared in advance and distribute them to everyone one by one.
It is called material, but in fact it is just a normal admission guide. After this period of military training, everyone has basically understood the content above.
Linzhou also didn't understand why the hospital had to hold such a briefing.
And only the School of Computer Science is involved in this thing, so if you don’t understand something, you can just muddle through it.
After distributing the materials to everyone, Linzhou used the most confusing method.
"Okay, if you have any questions about your future campus life, just ask me, or the senior student next to you, who is also my wife."
When they heard that they were asked to ask questions, everyone fell silent. Linzhou was not in a hurry. He poured two cups of tea and handed one of them to Jiang Xiyue.
The weather is nice today. The sunlight coming through the conference room windows feels comfortable on my face. Just the ordinary feeling makes me feel a little sleepy.
After a long yawn, Linzhou was about to stand up and announce the end of the class when he saw a classmate pointing at the regulations in the school rules.
Following the finger, Linzhou saw the three rules.
[1145. Do not talk to classmates when they are using the laboratory centrifuge.]
【1146. Check the balance of the centrifuge before use.】
[1147. If damage is caused by the experiment, do not resolve it privately.]
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These three rules, which should have been written in the laboratory manual, were directly moved to the school rules. It does seem a bit outrageous, but behind every outrageous rule there is an even more bizarre story.
After thinking for a while, Linzhou began to explain.
"At the time, a classmate and a senior student were talking to each other, and then the senior student who was operating the centrifuge forgot to balance it. The cover of the centrifuge, which was running at 60,000 rpm, flew out and embedded itself in the fire hose. Then the classmate and the senior student tried to pick at the cover, and then the fire hose started to leak water."
After hearing this story, several students could probably imagine what happened at that time.
This type of rule is more difficult to understand. For example, the school rules that have evolved from prohibiting keeping crocodiles in school to prohibiting keeping pets in school are easier to understand.
But isn’t it true that fire hoses only gain pressure when a fire breaks out?
Could it be because of the laboratory that there is always water in the pipe?
But the water pressure from the fire hose was so great that one could guess the tragic situation even with their eyes closed.
After explaining this, Linzhou glanced at Jiang Xiyue who had already started playing games next to him and smiled, "Okay, if you have any questions, I'll take my wife home."
"Yes, senior... Why can't boys enter the girls' dormitory, but there is no rule prohibiting girls from entering the boys' dormitory?" The person who asked this was a young lady, and she looked very serious.
After confirming from her eyes that the young lady was not the old boxing queen, Lin Zhou answered, "In the summer, there are a lot of shirtless and vest-wearing big men. Can you go in?"
"Uh...is it okay?" The young lady tilted her head with a greedy expression on her face.
Linzhou, who saw that expression clearly, didn't know where to start complaining.
Should I say that this woman is doomed to fail...
So Linzhou clapped his hands to focus everyone's attention back, "Okay, senior, I have one last thing to say, which is that when you go out, you must pay attention to your health and safety. Studying is actually the least important thing compared to these things."
After saying that, Linzhou stood up and prepared to leave. The booklets distributed to these class leaders had QR codes of two clubs printed on the back.
One is from the painting club, and the other is from their own club.
When there is such an opportunity, of course we have to insert some advertisements. It would be a good idea to cheat a sucker. The money you get in the club and the money you get in the studio are two completely different things.
Especially those who are engaged in technology.
Walking to the door with Jiang Xiyue, Linzhou seemed to think of something and stopped again.
"By the way, if you have any problems, you must contact the counselor as soon as possible. The counselors in our school are very protective of their students. Don't worry that the school will try to smooth things over. Our school is very good at external public relations."
"Why?" A boy who was packing his schoolbag looked up.
After hearing this question, Lin Zhou continued to answer. After all, he was a senior. "Our school is very good. As long as it is not illegal, most things can be covered for you."
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After saying this, Jiang Xiyue and Linzhou left.
The orientation session for freshmen seemed to be just for taking a few photos for publicity.
The School of Computer Science has very little to promote because it is an engineering discipline. It even set up an Internet of Things experience room some time ago.
And the final result is very obvious, no one went there at all.
After all, many people have started using smart homes at home, not to mention experience rooms. If we follow Linzhou's approach, it would be better to use computer programming to control an excavator to cook, which would be more interesting.
After thinking about it for a long time, Linzhou sent the photos he had just taken to the counselor and prepared to leave the school with Jiang Xiyue.
The two of them strolled slowly in the corridor, and Jiang Xiyue spoke softly beside them.
"Wait, go to Xiaohui's place. I have something to ask her."
"OK."
