Chapter 289 Trash
"Trash fish, trash fish, Zhou Zhou is trash fish!"
Looking at Jiang Xiyue standing at the door and shouting, Linzhou's face was full of smiles, but he didn't know what to say.
Because his father-in-law's house couldn't accommodate him and Jiang Xiyue, they had to find a hotel nearby to stay.
The reason why Jiang Xiyue stood at the door was that Linzhou always cheated when playing billiards and directly pushed the ball with his hands, which was unacceptable no matter how you thought about it.
It's just a piece of trash.
Sitting on the bed, Lin Zhou just looked at the girl standing at the door. He hesitated for a moment before speaking, "Yueyue, do you know the consequences of calling someone a jerk?"
"I know, but I just want to call you, scum!" Jiang Xiyue had a wicked smile on her face. She was only wearing a small vest, which made her nice figure look even better.
The hotel the two were staying in was an old five-star hotel, but because it had been in disrepair for many years, it now looked only at the level of a three-star hotel.
But there were two beds in the room because they only had standard rooms.
Looking at Jiang Xiyue walking over, Linzhou pointed at the bed opposite and started speaking.
"You sleep over there tonight."
"No! Even dogs don't go over there..." Jiang Xiyue felt very aggrieved and sat directly next to Linzhou, blinking her big eyes and looking at him.
Zhou Zhou was so mean. When they were still in the newlywed stage, they were already thinking about sleeping in separate beds. Then they thought about having separate rooms in the future, and then separate households. Then, because they had no communication for a long time and their feelings faded, they got divorced directly.
Smelling the slightly moldy smell of the old-style decoration due to moisture in the air, she hugged Linzhou's arm.
"Zhou Zhou, don't you want me anymore..."
"Why do you say that?" Linzhou looked at the girl leaning on him. Because he was much taller than Jiang Xiyue, he could see the girl's white neck and delicate collarbone even when she was sitting.
Holding her husband's arm, Jiang Xiyue felt particularly aggrieved, "We are married, sleeping together is a reasonable thing, right?"
"But it's so hot at night. You're like a little stove." Linzhou reached out and hugged Jiang Xiyue's waist, answering gently.
The square not far away can be seen from the window, and the twinkling lights blur the view.
Autumn is the season of drizzle. The raindrops drew thin lines on the window. Linzhou yawned subconsciously.
Hearing the yawn, Jiang Xiyue became even more excited than before, and her speech speed gradually increased, like a skilled Taoist priest chanting a spell, "Look, I just talked to you and you got sleepy, don't you like me anymore? If you don't like me, just say... Anyway, I like you very much."
"Stupid, it's time to go to bed." Linzhou touched Jiang Xiyue's head and continued to point to the bed opposite.
Seeing Linzhou's finger, the girl hugged that hand without hesitation and bit it directly. Because she was unhappy, she used a little more force.
"I won't go. I'm going to hold you today."
"Really?" Linzhou smiled and tilted his head to look at Jiang Xiyue.
The girl nodded affirmatively and crawled directly into the quilt, leaving her little head outside.
It was already 1 o'clock in the morning. Looking at Jiang Xiyue lying down, Lin Zhou didn't say anything. He reached out and pressed the switch. Soon, only a yellow desk lamp was left in the room.
Seeing that Linzhou was obedient , Jiang Xiyue was very happy. She hugged his neck and kissed him.
"You can't abandon your wife in the future, do you understand?"
"I know." Linzhou also responded, then lay on his back and looked at the ceiling.
Jiang Xiyue next to her did the same thing. Looking at the old-fashioned plaster line, the girl's hands began to get naughty, but she was still talking about other things, "Oh, by the way, husband, when we were playing games yesterday, someone said that I was a bad player and I might as well play connect the dots."
"Did you curse his ancestors?" Linzhou spoke softly and pushed the mischievous little hand aside.
"Scolded!" Jiang Xiyue answered very affirmatively, then continued with her little actions and changed her place by the way.
Looking at Jiang Xiyue who was facing him, Linzhou began to pretend to snore.
"Hey, honey, you have to talk to me. I can't sleep."
"No, I'm sleepy." Lin Zhou answered at the speed of light...
But Jiang Xiyue really couldn't sleep. It seemed that she still had a lot of things to do tomorrow morning, and her mind was full of messy things.
So, she could only use her ultimate move.
"My rubbish husband, rubbish~~♡ rubbish~~♡♡ rubbish~~♡♡♡"
"You're finished!" Linzhou opened his eyes and met Jiang Xiyue's gaze, then a smile appeared on his face.
Within just five seconds, Jiang Xiyue let out a cry of surprise and then stopped talking.
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The next morning, the air was filled with the faint scent of orchids mixed with the smell of old wood, which smelled just like the idiom "like orchid and like musk".
Rubbing his eyes, Linzhou looked at Jiang Xiyue, who was already dressed neatly, and really didn't know what to say.
"Husband, hurry up and get up. Isn't our studio going to participate in the school recruitment this morning? Let's go and take a look and walk around the campus."
Looking at Jiang Xiyue, Linzhou was actually a little confused.
Although she was wearing college-style clothes, Jiang Xiyue didn't look like a college student at all.
He couldn't tell what that unique aura about him was.
After putting on his clothes casually, Linzhou stood up and stretched his body which was stiff from sleeping. "Yueyue, will you dare to call me a jerk next time?"
"Well, I won't dare to do it next time." Jiang Xiyue thought for a moment before pretending to be scared and speaking in a very aggrieved tone.
Looking at the face that appeared to be cowardly but was actually full of stubbornness and sarcasm, Linzhou took a deep breath and walked up quickly.
"Honey! I just packed my clothes..."
In short, Jiang Xiyue supported Linzhou as they walked the distance from the hotel to the car, biting her lower lip with her upper teeth, her face full of grievance.
But if you look carefully, you can see that the girl's eyes are full of smiles, and even her eyebrows are bent downwards.
Sitting in the passenger seat, Jiang Xiyue fastened her seat belt.
Lin Zhou, who was driving the car and preparing to leave, didn't waste any time and stopped the car in front of Jiang Xiyue's house.
"Okay, go tell mom and dad, then we'll go to school."
After the words fell, Jiang Xiyue widened her eyes and shook her head vigorously, "No, you want me to go home like this?"
"What's wrong? Is there any problem?" Linzhou pulled the handbrake and reached out to unbuckle Jiang Xiyue's seat belt.
But Jiang Xiyue held the seat belt tightly, bit her lips and shook her head vigorously.
She was walking unsteadily now, her mother would definitely notice it and then give her a long lecture, but she didn't want that...
There's nothing wrong with a legal couple doing legal things.
But her mother would definitely pull her into the study and say something like... Even girls have to take care of their health...
That kind of scene is terrifying just thinking about it.
Seeing his wife's expression, Lin Zhou also smiled and reached out to touch her head. "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. Let's go directly to the school. Maybe we can trick some great people into joining in the autumn recruitment."
"Well, go away quickly. I will never call you a scumbag again." Jiang Xiyue nodded vigorously, wanting to leave this place of trouble.
At the moment the car started, Jiang's father stood at the front of the car with a plastic bag in his hand.
Now they had to get off the bus. Linzhou got off the bus and stood in front of his father-in-law. "Dad, we're leaving. We have to go recruit people in the morning, and there will be a seminar in the afternoon to motivate the new students."
"Okay, I said I was going to the hotel because you two were not there, so I bought you breakfast. Eat in the car before leaving." Father Jiang handed the breakfast in his hand to Linzhou and turned to leave.
Jiang Xiyue also leaned out of the car window and said, "Dad, we will come back to see you in two days."
"Go on your honeymoon and don't disturb the world of two between your mother and me." After saying that, Father Jiang waved his hand and disappeared around the corner.
When Linzhou got back into the car with breakfast, he saw Jiang Xiyue sitting there taking a deep breath.
" Luckily we left early, otherwise if Dad had gone to the hotel and seen our room, we would have been screwed..."
"Have breakfast before you leave." Linzhou handed the things in his hand to Jiang Xiyue, and he lay on the steering wheel alone, ready to take a short nap.
I don’t know why I’ve been feeling so sleepy lately, and I feel like I haven’t woken up all day.
Looking at Linzhou lying there, Jiang Xiyue opened the breakfast in her hand and ate it in small bites, while of course not forgetting to complain.
"My rubbish husband."
She said this in a very low voice, her memory of what happened just now before she left was a little fuzzy.
Linzhou, who was lying on the steering wheel, was extremely sleepy at this time. Although he heard what Jiang Xiyue said, he didn't want to retort at all.
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About an hour and a half later, Linzhou sat at the campus recruitment booth of his own studio. In front of him was a flyer that the art girl had hurriedly made, and next to him was the miserable Tang Wenyuan.
Looking at his brother who was yawning, Linzhou spoke without hesitation.
“Giving rewards all day long will only hurt yourself.”
"How dare you say that to me?" Tang Wenyuan glanced at Linzhou, continued to yawn, and wrote something on the small whiteboard with a marker in his hand.
Jiang Xiyue had no interest in caring about the good brothers attacking each other. She just stood there handing out flyers to the students passing by.
As for what the two people were talking about, it didn't matter anymore. What she was thinking about was how to talk to the freshmen about school life in the afternoon.
You could just say which cafeteria has the best food, or that the doctors at the medical school next door will randomly grab students who are alone to dissect them. Anyway, you have to find something interesting.
While Jiang Xiyue was thinking about it, Linzhou suddenly shouted at her.
"Yueyue, the theme of the afternoon briefing is selection. Just prepare whatever you want and leave the rest to me."
Jiang Xiyue let out a long sigh, then muttered to herself.
"It's this feeling of peace of mind that makes me fall in love with you, my stupid husband..."
