Chapter 277 I do it myself.
"Hahaha! Host, are you trying to make me die of laughter?"
"I can't take it anymore. I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. Look at the host's expression. His face is blue."
"Hiss! This girl is really only in heaven and not on earth!"
"This is such a monster! God is really fair!"
"She has a goddess-like back, a fairy-like voice, but unfortunately, she also has a devil-like face."
The comments in the Taoist priest's live broadcast room exploded, with viewers expressing their sympathy and many people gloating over his misfortune.
I let you flirt with girls as you please, and now you have capsized in the gutter, right?
"Husband, why are you silent?"
The female ghost looked at the little Taoist priest, and a hint of shyness emerged on her extremely ugly face, which made people... feel a little nauseous but afraid of hurting her self-esteem.
"Don't! Talk, I want to be quiet."
The young Taoist priest had a blank expression on his face. He spoke with difficulty and even wanted to slap himself a few times.
Damn, why is he so rude? He starts flirting with girls as soon as he sees their backs.
If there was a regret pill in the points mall, the little Taoist priest would definitely spend all his money to buy it.
The ghost girl was stunned, and a chill rose on her ugly face: "Husband, who is Jingjing?"
"I will never tolerate any lowly person competing with me for my husband's love!"
"Please tell me who Jingjing is, I will kill her!"
The young Taoist priest felt a headache. This female ghost didn't seem very smart. Could it be that she became stupid due to practicing too much?
"Jingjing is not alone..." the little Taoist priest tried to explain.
Who knew that the female ghost stared with her yellow bean eyes and said in a clear and pleasant voice: "If it's not a human, then it must be a ghost? I am a Yinsha evil ghost! The leader of the Thirteen Yinsha in the ghost den!"
"Don't worry, my dear husband. I will definitely kill Jingjing!"
The ghost girl looked quite arrogant. "Even if this Ghost King Jingjing were still alive, I would have 100,000 ghost generals under my command. I can surround and destroy her with just one order! I will make sure her soul flies away and she dares not to harass my husband again!"
"hiss!"
The young Taoist priest took a breath of cold air; he felt a toothache.
What kind of existence did he provoke?
A powerful evil ghost, the leader of the evil ghosts, and he has a hundred thousand ghost generals.
The young Taoist priest originally wanted to say no, but he couldn't help but swallow it back into his throat. This female ghost is too strong. Even if I die and turn into Superman, I may not be able to defeat her.
At this stage, players have only experienced two expansion packs at most. If they only inherit the attributes of two game characters, the player's strength is no more than that of an ordinary evil spirit.
The top players are at most relatively powerful ghosts. They can never be a match for the evil ghost, let alone compete with the ghost king.
Unless the strength of the players' True Spirit World game characters is generally improved, the combined data of the three game characters may become more powerful.
"If you were prettier... No! I would marry you if you had a normal appearance!"
These were the young Taoist's true thoughts, but he naturally didn't dare to say them out loud.
But if the young Taoist priest just recognized this ** person, he really couldn't bring himself to do it.
"Actually..."
The young Taoist priest organized his words, lowered his head, and whispered, "I was just teasing you just now. I don't know how to tell fortunes, and we don't have any marriage affinity. Do you think we should just... forget about this matter?"
"never mind?"
The female ghost was stunned, and couldn't help but take a step forward anxiously: "Husband, but did Jingjing threaten you? Did she make you say something disloyal?"
"No, no, no, it has nothing to do with Jingjing. Jingjing is not a human being at all."
The young Taoist priest felt that the more he explained, the more confused he became, so he simply gritted his teeth and said, "Humans and ghosts cannot fall in love, and... I don't like you!"
"No, I don't believe it!"
The ghost girl shook her head and said firmly: "You said you wanted to be my hero and to be the enemy of me and the world."
"Snapped!"
In the end, the young Taoist priest slapped himself hard.
Let you talk dirty!
You are usually proud of your skills in picking up girls, but now something has happened and you can’t get away!
"Husband!"
The female ghost was extremely excited and heartbroken. She took two steps forward and said, "Husband, why do you hit yourself? The pain in your body is in my heart!"
The ghost girl's face was full of distress, but she was still very ugly.
"Don't come over here! Don't come over here!"
The young Taoist priest quickly stepped back, shouting, "Don't come near me! Let's talk it over!"
"My dear husband, why do you despise me so much?"
"I told you, I don't like you."
"Is it because of Jingjing?"
"Yes, it's because of another woman."
"Then I am willing to kill all the women in the world for my husband, okay?"
"Then I don't like you either."
"But I just like you, my husband! I always remember what you said to me..."
"You were all lying! Get out of here!"
"My dear husband, I will not leave you. I am yours alone. Wherever you go, I will go."
"hiss……"
The young Taoist priest took a deep breath and retreated again and again. With nowhere to retreat, he could only lean against a big tree and watch the female ghost getting closer and closer.
That ugly face was full of tenderness, but he really couldn't bring himself to do it, and couldn't say those three words.
"just kill me!"
The young Taoist priest looked at the female ghost expressionlessly: "Kill me, and it will be over once and for all."
"How could I kill my husband?"
The female ghost shook her head, grabbed the young Taoist's hand, and said tenderly: "My husband is my world. If anyone in the world dares to hurt my husband, I am willing to be the enemy of the world."
He didn't know if he learned this love talk from himself, but the little Taoist priest always felt it sounded familiar.
He looked down at the ghost girl's pair of white and tender hands, and couldn't help but feel excited. These hands were really beautiful, her figure was absolutely beautiful, her body fragrance was alluring, her neck was white, and her face...
"vomit!"
The little Taoist priest broke free, covered his mouth, bent over in pain, and knelt on the ground: "Lady, please let me go."
"Husband, why is it so?" The female ghost was horrified and knelt down as well: "I understand. I heard that in the human world, couples have to bow to each other to be considered as married, and then... they also have to have a wedding night?"
Bridal chamber?
Big sister, please forgive me!
The young Taoist priest quickly stood up, turned around and ran away. He wanted to leave this damn place.
"Husband, where are you going?" The female ghost followed the little Taoist priest all the way.
"Don't follow me, I want to leave here!"
"This is a ghost den. My husband, you can't get out. You can only leave after the Ghost King gives the order to open the ghost den."
The female ghost paused here, her white clothes fluttering as she floated beside the young Taoist priest, saying shyly: "I will go and ask the Ghost King to allow us to get married. When the time comes, I will leave the ghost den with my husband."
marry?
The young Taoist priest felt dizzy and everything went dark before his eyes.
This might as well kill me.
"Can't get out of this crappy place?"
The young Taoist stopped, took a deep breath, and sneered at the female ghost: "You underestimate me!"
After saying that, the young Taoist priest took out a dagger from his arms: "Qiang Lang!"
“Plop.”
The female ghost immediately knelt down, lowered her head, and said submissively: "If my husband is dissatisfied, you can punish me, and I will accept it."
She misunderstood that the young Taoist priest took out the dagger to punish her.
But she misunderstood.
next moment.
“Puff!”
A splash of blood splattered everywhere, and the pungent blood spurted out, splashing all over the ghost girl's white skirt, making her ugly face full of astonishment.
I saw that the young Taoist priest had already stabbed the dagger into his heart. He was still coughing up blood from the corner of his mouth. His face was pale and his breath was weak, but he was smiling brightly.
"Ahem, ahem, if you don't kill me, I'll do it myself!"
“Ahem…this crappy place, you still want to stop me? Ahem…hahahaha!”
After saying this, the little Taoist fell limply to the ground, his eyes wide open, a happy smile on his lips, his body still warm.
