Chapter 274: The Body is the Capital of Revolution
It was not until Saratoga came to him personally—his chat software was set to do not disturb, otherwise he would not be able to live a normal life—that Su Xia reluctantly said goodbye to Fuso. Completely different from Akagi's personality, the Yamato Nadeshiko-style black-haired beauty was really huge and impressive.
Passing through the kitchen and walking on the way to the hall, Saratoga said sarcastically: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, it's really extra large, right?" It was self-evident what the "extra large" referred to.
"What do you mean by super big?" Su Xia pretended to be stupid and asked even though she knew the answer.
"It's worthy of being an illegal building, King of Football Fuso." Saratoga snorted. She was quite confident in her figure. No matter what, she couldn't compare to the top of the garrison. It's not that big is good, it's mainly because the admiral likes big, so big is good.
"What illegal building, what football king." Su Xia said, he thought that it was only the wrong name, not the wrong nickname, the football king is the football king. Helena is not inferior to Fuso, but she is teardrop-shaped, while Fuso is spherical. Of course, the ball must be the result of underwear... Helena does not wear underwear.
Saratoga crossed her arms, glanced at Su Xia who refused to admit it, and said, "Just pretend. You've got your eyes fixed on him, and he won't leave no matter how much I shout at him. And you still have to pretend. Is that fun?"
"Speaking of which, the Fuso is really an illegal building. How can the bridge be so high? It is said to be fourteen or fifteen stories high." Su Xia said about her own battleship, the Fuso. "Obviously, Nagato's bridge is not low, Mutsu is not bad, and even Kongo is not bad. Why doesn't anyone say that they are illegal buildings?"
"Why is it like this..." Su Xia muttered to herself, "It's mainly a matter of proportion. As a large seven-ton ship, Nagato is relatively large, while Fuso is too thin and slender. The similar bridge height is not a big problem for the heavier Nagato, but it is an illegal building for Fuso."
Saratoga blinked her eyes and said, "The same size will be too big on a skinny girl, but just average on a fat girl, isn't that the truth?"
"The widths are similar, but South Dakota is fatter because she is shorter and shorter. This is the comparison." Su Xia said, "The tower-style bridge of Japanese battleships is still a little bit off. The South Dakota class is really too fat... Among so many battleships, I still like the slender shuttle-shaped battleships, such as the Richelieu class and Bismarck class."
Su Xia had a headache. He didn't know much about warships. He could only vaguely remember what the Richelieu-class and Bismarck-class battleships looked like.
"It's no use changing the subject," Saratoga said. "The dishes are almost served, but you haven't come back yet. If you don't come back soon, there will be no dishes. I have no choice but to go find you because of my sister... Brother-in-law, you went to the kitchen and couldn't come out. It's because of Fuso. Do you like me so much?"
"I like it." Su Xia said, "Bigger is better, more is more beautiful; caliber is justice, and turret is truth."
Saratoga suddenly stopped and looked at Suxia.
Su Xia felt uneasy when the girl looked at her, and asked with a guilty conscience, "Jia Jia, why are you looking at me like that?"
"Really. I want to say this." Saratoga said, "Brother-in-law, you have a big problem. You care too much about what other people think. If you like someone, then you like him. There is nothing wrong with liking him too much. I think there is no problem. Brother-in-law who dares not admit it will be looked down upon."
Su Xia stopped walking, was silent for a moment, and said, "I still like Loli more."
Saratoga retreated, even she retreated. There was something wrong, there was something wrong with this brother-in-law.
"Just kidding." Su Xia put aside her serious face, smiled, and waved her hand, "Just kidding."
"Is this really a joke?" Saratoga asked unconfidently. The brother-in-law usually called her "Xiao Zhai", "Xiao Hua", "Xiao Luo" and "Yu Yu" as evidence. "I'm going to call the military police. The military police will prove your innocence. We'll have dinner at the military police tonight."
"Jia Jia, are you going to kill your relatives for the sake of justice?" Su Xia said, "I'm really joking. I'm not telling jokes. I'm a serious person."
"I don't believe it," said Saratoga. "Prove it to me."
"How do you want me to prove it... Is this okay?" Su Xia approached Saratoga, staring at the girl leaning against the wall with her hands behind her back, her beautiful eyes, her long eyelashes trembling gently, and her wet lips. Originally, they had done everything except the one who was closest to them. The sister-in-law is half of the brother-in-law's butt.
Ahem——
A cough suddenly broke out.
The cough came from Lexington, who was worried that his sister had not come back for so long and was about to go to the kitchen to check on the situation.
When the sky outside was completely dark and the street lights were lit, Su Xia quietly enjoyed the sumptuous dinner. He sat next to Saratoga, followed Saratoga from the kitchen to the hall, and sat next to her. Saratoga was also very quiet, chewing her food quietly.
Xingxing sat opposite Suxia, next to Lexington. She didn't know why the Admiral and Saratoga ate quietly tonight without saying a word. Anyway, she did what she wanted, constantly putting all the dishes she didn't want to eat, or couldn't finish, into Suxia's bowl.
"Xingxing, that's enough. Stop putting food into my bowl." Su Xia couldn't help but say it, but she still ate the food that Xingxing brought over.
"If you can't eat the constellation, put it in my bowl." Lexington said. She took good care of her sister.
Saratoga didn't get along with Xingxing and said, "Xingxing, are you a child? Don't take so much if you can't finish it. Don't take it if you don't want to eat it."
The cafeteria uses a self-service system. No one is responsible for serving food. You can take what you want to eat. If you are too lazy to run back and forth and want to take more, it is easy to take too much. In order to take into account the self-service system, the dining tables are quite low to make it easier for children.
"I realized it wasn't tasty until I took it." Xingxing picked at the plate with his chopsticks.
"It's not that it doesn't taste good." Su Xia corrected, "It's that it doesn't suit my taste."
He believed in everyone's cooking skills. In fact, the food that Xingxing brought was also very delicious. It was not the dark cuisine made in London. Just as preserved eggs are delicious to those who like them, they are dark cuisine to some people. Especially durian, the evaluation is polarized. Those who like it love it very much, while those who hate it avoid it.
For the chef, the same is true for the author. Unless it is intentional, don't give a bad review just because the taste doesn't suit you. Little do they know that many people like it, which is very discouraging to the creator.
"Oh oh." Xingxing said, "I see."
Saratoga said, “Low emotional intelligence.”
In the past, eating together was a communal dining system, but I didn’t feel it at that time. Now it is a separate dining system. When I saw that there was so much food on the admiral’s plate, the portion was really a bit small. Lexington asked, “Admiral, is that all you’re going to eat for dinner?”
Su Xia looked down at his plate and said, "It's quite a lot...if it's not enough, go get more."
Constellation asked: "Admiral, don't you want to eat?"
“There are sweet potatoes.”
Saratoga knew a little bit that sweet potatoes have much lower calories than rice, so she asked, "Brother-in-law, are you planning to lose weight by replacing rice with sweet potatoes? I heard you say last night that you wanted to lose weight."
"I don't have that plan for now. I just don't want to eat rice, but sweet potatoes. I just didn't order rice. In addition to sweet potatoes, I also took some pasta, fried noodles, and fried rice noodles, which are also staple foods." Su Xia said, "But now that you mentioned that, I suddenly wonder if I should lose some weight. Eat less in the future."
Lexington said: "I really don't think the admiral needs to lose weight and deliberately starve himself to lose weight."
Su Xia said: "You don't need to starve yourself to lose weight, that's called reducing calorie intake."
Lexington said, "Men should be a little fatter. There's nothing good about being skinny."
Su Xia opened her mouth, but finally gave up and said, "I don't want to tell you this, Lexington ... If possible, you should lose some weight. You can't get fat anyway."
Saratoga really knows a little, but not much more, and said, "Losing weight mainly depends on exercise."
"It depends on what you eat." Su Xia said, "If you eat too much, it's useless to exercise. A small piece of chocolate is equivalent to jogging for half an hour. Eating less is more effective than exercising. Of course, eating too little is not good either, and exercise is also necessary. I didn't say that exercise is useless. It's better to exercise when you are full."
Su Xia said: "From today on, eat less rice and more meat."
"Eat more meat and want to lose weight." Saratoga questioned.
"Jia Jia, you really don't understand anything." Su Xia said, "Meat has less calories than rice and more protein. Of course it should be lean meat, not fatty meat, and it should be low in oil. Otherwise, if it's all braised pork, pig's feet, and Dongpo pork, you will definitely get fat."
Su Xia bit the tip of her chopsticks as Xiao Zhai followed Bismarck away. Without Xiao Zhai's arrangement, she really didn't know what to do at night. It was too early to go to the big bathhouse to take a bath. Now she had an idea and said, "There is a gym in the garrison, right?"
"Yes," Lexington replied.
"Where?"
"It's in the commercial building."
“I didn’t notice…”
Saratoga asked, "Brother-in-law, are you going to the gym?"
"Let's go and take a look." Su Xia said with a frown, he thought of something important.
It turned out that he didn't feel that bad. After what happened in the past two days, he really needed to exercise. Su Xia looked at Lexington and said, "Exercise, you must exercise, you need a strong body. Especially you need to practice your legs more, which is the most important thing."
Lexington blinked, reacted, and blushed a little.
