Chapter 271: Remarkable Simulation
However, although he could not offend the guide, for Li Ke, such a boring and smooth journey was rare.
The guide took Li Ke through the desert at a very fast speed, and the few times they stopped were to avoid something.
If the other party had not been escorting a group of pilgrims before, Li Ke might not have been able to recruit such a good guide. During the time he spent with the other party, the journey was smooth and it didn't seem like he was in the desert, so he arrived at the port smoothly.
Seeing the simple guide waving goodbye to him, Li Ke also said goodbye to him.
Purchasing the boat ticket back to Piltover was also quite smooth and without any problems. Li Ke bought the boat ticket back to Piltover and waited on the boat for departure.
Then……
“It’s really boring.”
Li Ke looked at the junction of the sea and the desert and sighed deeply.
Although he was on his way safely, it was indeed a bit boring. Even though he was eager to go home, he still had to read the Basic Law.
No matter what, running back to Piltover on the sea is extremely stupid.
"Come to think of it, I haven't been alone for a long time."
Li Ke, lying on the railing and carrying his big sword, sighed a little. Things in this world are dangerous and boring. Everyone is fighting seriously and there is no fun at all.
Even if you really sit on something, there is a dull feeling.
"Forget it, let's have an exciting simulation."
Li Ke opened his panel and after hesitating for a while, he chose quick simulation instead of real simulation.
It's not a good idea to do this kind of thing when you're outside, so let's wait until he returns to Piltover to do the real simulation.
After he put his spiritual power and life force into the void, Li Ke's consciousness blurred for a moment, and the next moment, the experience in the simulation slowly unfolded before him.
Simulation starts:
In the first year, you were born, and you found that you were no longer a human being. You became a monkey, and you began to become depressed.
Faced with your mother's breastfeeding behavior, you pushed her away and expressed your thoughts.
"Let me die."
But your mother gave you a blow that made you dizzy.
"What did the silly boy say?"
The next year, you had to accept the reality and became a famous handsome monkey in the surrounding villages. But when you began to get familiar with your surroundings, you saw a strange stone near your home.
There are obvious Nine Palaces and Eight Diagrams, as well as strange acupoints on this stone. You thought about it for a long time, but couldn't figure out what it was, so you were kicked down from the top of the waterfall.
When you get home, you finally remember to ask your mother where this is.
"Silly child, we are in the Flower and Fruit Mountain of Aolai Country."
You begin to wonder if it is too late for you to run away now.
In the third year, your body size became larger and larger, and so did your appetite. Although you were still a vegetarian, your body size had surpassed your father and mother, and you were already two meters tall when you stood up.
"Is this really my son?"
Looking at the black hair on your body and your appearance that is becoming less and less like a monkey, your monkey father fell into deep thought.
But you find that you seem to be looking more and more like an orangutan. And a memory inexplicably appears in your mind, reminding you of several important things.
"Fuck Godzilla!"
'That fucking skeleton lizard!'
'Overthrow the Titan tyranny! The world belongs to King Kong!'
You looked at the huge chimpanzee in your sudden memory and fell into deep thought.
"Did I travel to the wrong world?"
In the fourth year, your body grew to twelve meters, and at the same time, your monkey father and mother divorced.
"Don't say that anymore. I'm obviously a baboon. How could I possibly give birth to a gorilla ?"
You began to build houses using earth and stones, and started farming.
During this period, a guy called the Devil of Mixed Worlds found you.
He looked at your tall figure and was very surprised. He patted your strong thighs with a greedy look on his face.
"You are very talented. Come and learn how to be a demon from me."
You punched him into a pancake.
In the fifth year, your height increased again, and there was little room left in Huaguo Mountain to accommodate you.
At this time, you look towards the waterfall.
You stand in front of the pool and separate the waterfall. Sure enough, you can see the three words "Water Curtain Cave" and a large number of stone tables and chairs inside.
"I really traveled through time in the wrong place!"
You start trying to pick up the stone you threw down.
You succeeded, but the stone was taken by your mother, who still loved you, to press the sauerkraut you made.
By the time you discover it, the stone has almost been pickled with sauerkraut.
You begin to seriously consider the idea of throwing this stone into the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea.
In the sixth year, you repeatedly warned your mother, who was already suffering from Alzheimer's disease, not to use the strange stone to press sauerkraut or as a pillow.
But, when you hold this stone and she argues.
you.
I accidentally crushed the stone.
You looked at the remains of colorful stones in your hand and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
Did you kill Sun Wukong?
In the seventh year, your mother never woke up again one morning. You, now 85 meters tall, buried her body and then left under the gaze of the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, leaving behind only the legend of the Orangutan King and a modern garden villa.
You walk in the sea, trying to find the immortal in the legend.
But the oceans of this world are more dangerous than you can imagine. After only three days at sea, you have seen countless strange creatures. As you hunt, your body grows larger.
When you came to a place where you couldn't find any land no matter how hard you looked, you took out the stone fragments that you accidentally crushed and threw them into the deep sea.
The pressure in the deep ocean will mask everything you do.
You keep moving forward.
In the eighth year, after drifting on the sea for a year, you finally found another continent, but your body became larger and larger.
But, you were treated as a monster.
" It's just a little monster. I can easily subdue it!"
Looking at you slowly coming from a distance, the invited Taoist priest is full of confidence.
"It's just a little monster... I can easily subdue it!"
This is your Taoist priest who is about two stories tall and gradually approaching.
"It's just a little... monster. I can easily..."
As you get closer, the Taoist's voice becomes more trembling.
Finally, when you were one kilometer closer to him, your height of nearly 300 meters made the invited Taoist priest start running as fast as he could, even chanting spells and rising to a height of more than 100 meters.
"Little...little, little monster!!"
The Taoist priest who was running wildly was caught by you.
"What year is it?"
You ask.
"Poor Daoist, Poor Daoist..."
"What's the meaning of poverty?"
"An, be content with poverty and be happy with the Tao!"
