Chapter 261: See, I told you that humans can eat minerals
【Clash of Clans】: You are worthy of it.
[Genshin Impact]: You are worthy of it.
[Sekiro]: As expected of you.
[NieR: Automata]: You are worthy of me.
After the daily review, Niel Xia Yu moved his eyes away from the chat group. Today was another happy day in the group.
"Yeah~ Let's go out for a walk."
Xia Yu stood up from the throne and stretched comfortably, then muttered and looked towards the palace entrance, but the next moment, he was suddenly stunned.
Because three heads were sticking out from the door, and three pairs of eyes were staring at .
"What are you three doing?"
Xia Yu looked at the silly twins and A2 who were also silly, and asked curiously.
"Forehead ……"
The three of them looked at each other, and A2 turned his head away first, blushing slightly.
Divala looked at Popola with encouragement, with no intention of stepping forward to answer. Seeing this, Popola rolled her eyes at Divala and stepped forward reluctantly.
Alas, in their Gemini model, she, the younger sister, looks more like the older sister, but for some reason, in the system settings, Divara is the older sister.
While thinking about this, Boppola stepped forward and walked in front of Xia Yu. Facing Xia Yu's puzzled gaze, Boppola spoke calmly.
"Sir, this is our recent work progress, please take a look."
As she spoke, Bobo La clicked on her watch, and a large amount of information was projected onto the screen instantly.
Looking at the densely packed information in front of him, Xia Yu raised his eyebrows. Did he encounter a problem that he didn't know how to solve? So he came to ask him in a tactful way?
In that case, let's take a look.
Anyway, with his current mental strength, it would only take him one or two minutes to read the information and analyze the conclusion.
However, as Xia Yu browsed through it, his originally serious expression gradually relaxed. There was nothing wrong with the information and it perfectly implemented his policies.
So, you don't want him to solve the problem, you just want him to report the progress?
"Well, it's very well done. You did a great job."
Although I don’t know what Popola and the others think, it’s never wrong to give them compliments.
Hearing Xia Yu's praise, Boppola's face turned red, then she looked away awkwardly and spoke in a mosquito-like voice.
"Then...then can you give us some rewards, sir?"
"Okay, what reward do you want?"
Although the voice was a little soft, Xia Yu still heard it clearly, so he responded with a smile.
After getting Xia Yu's response, Bobo La raised her head, took a deep breath, and said, "I hope you can date us sisters for a day!"
Hearing this, Xia Yu was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.
"This can't be considered a reward, how about changing it?"
"No, sir, this is our wish, please fulfill it!"
Seeing Popola's cute look, Xia Yu smiled and reached out to touch her head.
"Sure, I'm happy to be able to date you for a day."
Being caressed, Boppola blushed and lowered her head. Although the system was almost completely covered by the refreshed joy characters, she did not forget to analyze and think.
The adult's mental state was obviously very good, why did he show that expression before? Fortunately, the adult agreed to her request, and they could spend a day observing the adult.
And being able to date an adult is like killing two birds with one stone!
Thinking of this, Boppola did not hesitate. She excitedly took Xia Yu's hand and walked out of the palace. While walking out, she explained everything to Divara and A2 through the online mailbox.
Although it was a date between the sisters and the human adult, A2 was the human adult's guard, so A2 had to come along as well.
They are management-type androids, and when it comes to protecting adults, the combat-type A2 is indeed more proficient.
Following Popola 's explanation in the mailbox, Divara and A2 also understood Popola's plan.
Divala immediately ran over excitedly and held Xia Yu's free hand. A2 silently walked behind Xia Yu. As a guard, that was her place.
Since it's a date, of course they have to go shopping. Under the work of the mechanical life form 007, the ruined city of NieR: Automata has completely transformed into a real city.
Nowadays, androids and awakened mechanical life forms live in the city. Because the awakened mechanical life forms will be uniformly transformed into humanoid bodies, the entire city is bustling with people, just like the human cities of the past.
However, when Xia Yu appeared, a chain reaction immediately occurred. In order to catch a glimpse of the heroic figure of the human being, all the artificial humans living in the ruined city surrounded Xia Yu.
The entire street was instantly blocked by crowds of people, and the shopping plan was ruined.
In the end, it was the human Xia Yu who spoke up, and all the androids reluctantly left. Of course, before leaving, the androids had already taken satisfying photos.
That was a snapshot of a human being, and it was enough to satisfy the artificial people.
But when all the androids left, two white-haired androids stayed behind.
"Hey, 2B, 9S, you two are dating too."
Looking at 9S in casual clothes and 2B in a T-shirt, Xia Yu greeted them casually.
"Um."
2B, like before, kept her words to herself and just hummed softly, while 9S lowered his head in embarrassment.
"Date or something...we were just shopping."
"Shopping is just a date. You like knowledge about humans so much, but don't you know the word dating?" Xia Yu said with a smile as he looked at 9S.
9S wanted to explain something about this, but when he heard Xia Yu say that he liked knowledge about humans, he immediately remembered an incident in the past.
"Sir, you have deceived me so badly. Humans cannot eat minerals. The minerals in the human body are all obtained from food."
9S said somewhat aggrievedly. Before he realized the truth, he always thought that humans were really like Xia Yu said, and could not only eat glass, but also various minerals.
After the war, his hacking scanning reconnaissance robot lost its use, so he turned to studying his favorite anthropology .
As he investigated a large amount of information, 9S gradually discovered that the human knowledge that humans told him was completely false.
For example, humans replenish minerals by eating minerals directly. He found that human teeth can reach a Mohs hardness of 5 to 6, while the Mohs hardness of iron is only 4 to 5. Perhaps humans can chew iron blocks raw, but the human digestive system cannot digest minerals.
When the words of the human adults contradicted what was written in the book, 9S chose to believe what was written in the book because he knew the word "deception".
So in summary, the only possibility is that the human adults tricked him just to make fun of him. Although it was unbelievable, he had never seen a human adult eat minerals.
Xia Yu was somewhat unhappy when he heard 9S's aggrieved words. He tried to deceive him sincerely, but the other party didn't believe him. So today he was going to let 9S see whether humans could eat minerals.
"Come, today I will show you whether humans can eat minerals."
As he spoke, Xia Yu took out a piece of iron ore from his pocket. These artificial humans were no longer surprised by this scene.
After all, he is a human being, so anything is possible. This is not the first time that Xia Yu has performed the trick of taking something out of an empty pocket.
Looking at the artificial humans in front of him, Xia Yu stuffed the iron ore in his hand into his mouth, chewed it with a crunching sound, and finally swallowed it.
Looking at the dumbfounded expressions of several androids, Xia Yu spread his hands and said helplessly: "See, I told you that humans can eat minerals."
Seeing 9S's shocked look, Xia Yu stepped forward, patted his shoulder, and said, "Young man, don't think you understand humans. Humans are much more complicated than you think."
Seeing Xia Yu really eat a piece of iron ore, 9S couldn't help but murmured: "Humans are really amazing..."
