Chapter 256: The Hopeless Adult
"Ministry of Service?"
As soon as she heard the name, Su Xia immediately thought of serving the country, and then Xiao Zhai’s intention - as long as everyone worked hard, they could run to the service department to rub their faces, kiss them, and hug them?
Think about it, such a cute little Lolita, she does have that healing ability. Wasn’t he just healed by Xiao Zhai? Even though he was physically and mentally exhausted, he was completely recovered in that instant.
Thinking of this, Su Xia suddenly had an idea in his mind. He was quite popular as an admiral, so could he set up a service department?
The problem is that people only ask him to pat their heads or something, it doesn't matter. What if it's a being like Kongo or Mutsu who asks for special services? Even if there is the blessing of the sea, it's still a human, not a god. What if it's someone like Bumblebee who hates him and asks him to be a punching bag? He doesn't want to be beaten.
Shaking her head to get rid of unrealistic thoughts, Su Xia asked, "Xiao Zhai, are you sure you want to set up a service department?"
"Yes. I also want to help the admiral so that this port area will be filled with everyone's laughter as soon as possible." Xiao Zhai said, smiling like an angel.
Su Xia looked at Xiao Zhai. She wanted to ruffle her lazy hair, and it was messed up. She wanted to pinch her chubby cute face, she really wanted to. He said, "Are you going to set up the service club by yourself, or are you three going to do it together?"
"Of course it's the three of us." Xiao Zhai said, and casually put his arms around Xiao Luo's neck from behind.
Xiao Luo is obedient and easy to bully. Xiao Hua, who usually looks aloof, won't agree. Su Xia asked, "Does Xiao Hua agree too?"
"Yes." Xiao Zhai said, "Xiao Hua is our general."
Su Xia looked at Xiao Hua and had to admit that Xiao Hua was very cute. Especially since she usually looked so cool, it was the most fun to bully her like that.
Xiao Hua put down the book and explained, "I have no choice. If I don't agree, Xiao Zhai will definitely make a fuss and pester me. I can only play with her for a while, and end it when she gets tired of it. Besides, I don't believe that anyone will really come to the Service Department to ask us for help."
"I think there must be." Su Xia said affirmatively. He wanted to be the first customer of this service department.
Xiao Zhai suddenly asked: "Admiral, do you want to join us?"
Su Xia had already thought about that possibility. There was no possibility. At this moment, she shook her head without hesitation and said, "I'd better forget it."
Xiao Zhai said: "Indeed, it is better for the admiral not to join us. The admiral has his own work. But the admiral can be our consultant."
"Consultant?" Su Xia muttered. He wondered what a consultant does. Is he responsible for instructing everyone on how to act cute? Xiao Zhai, you will be cuter if you wear cat ears. Xiao Luo, a maid outfit. Xiao Hua, from today on, don't wear your twin ponytails. Change them to buns. With a bun and a cheongsam, a white-haired Chinese girl will be super cute.
Su Xia was more than happy to do so, but she still had to be reserved. She coughed and said, "Since Xiao Zhai invited me so much, I will reluctantly become the consultant of the service department."
"Don't regret it." Xiao Zhai said.
"No regrets." Su Xia said, "If Xiao Zhai doesn't let me be the consultant of the service department, I will be angry with Xiao Zhai."
Xiao Zhai reminded again: "There is no salary. It is voluntary labor."
"Just no salary? I thought I had to pay for it." Su Xia said, "I'd be willing to be a consultant for the Ministry even if I had to pay for it."
"That's a deal then." Xiao Zhai said, "Admiral, from now on you will be the advisor of our service department."
"No problem." Su Xia hugged her chest and looked around, "But are we the only ones?"
Xiao Zhai asked, "What do you think, Admiral?"
"Should we find a few more people?" Su Xia said. There are so many cute little lolis in this garrison, why not take this opportunity to catch them all in one fell swoop.
"Who else does the Admiral want to join our service?"
"Let me think about it." Su Xia pondered. First of all, she had to be cute enough. Whether to exclude young girls was a question. Not everyone was willing to join, so she would look for those who were unlikely to join, so as to avoid being rejected.
Su Xia thought about it and said, "Sukhbaatar, how is Lord Su? Fengfeng, I think Fengfeng is also OK. And Claxton. How about a small submarine, U96, U156 or something..."
Xiao Zhai said, "Admiral, your suggestion is not good. I thought you had some good suggestions, but I was happy for nothing. Sukhbaatar is a fool, a fool with a watermelon head, who only knows how to fish all day. Fengfeng is too timid. Clarkston, who is in love, can't do it. U96 is a foodie. U156 is okay."
Su Xia said as a matter of course: "Stupid is stupid, what's the big deal. Don't you think Sukhbaatar is super cute? And Fengfeng is the same. But her timid personality is indeed a thing. Claxton is fine, it's good to be in love. And U96, don't you think the little foodie is super cute."
Xiao Zhai complained, "The admiral only knows cute, cute, cute . It's not enough to be cute, they need brains. If they are cute, are they as cute as Xiao Luo? It's enough to have a Xiao Luo as a mascot."
Su Xia said stubbornly : "Being cute is the most important thing."
"It's not important at all." Xiao Zhai said, "I don't want to talk to you anymore."
Su Xia hugged Xiao Zhai and said coquettishly, "Xiao Zhai, please don't ignore me. I want to talk to Xiao Zhai." Then she felt disgusted.
Su Xia said: "Isn't it that Xiao Zhai's purpose of becoming a member of the Service Club is to heal everyone?"
"Heal everyone?" Xiao Zhai muttered, confused. The purpose of her establishing the Service Club - to lend a helping hand to those who were in trouble in the garrison, it seemed that it could also be understood as healing everyone.
Su Xia said: "In that case, being cute is more important than being smart, right?"
Xiao Zhai touched her head, she was totally confused. The Service Club accepts everyone's commissions and then helps everyone solve problems. Cuteness is completely useless in solving problems, right?
Su Xia continued, "Anyway, I think being cute is more important than being smart... It's not that being smart is unimportant. If you're smart, you can say comforting and heartwarming words, which is also very healing. In the end, whether you're smart or cute, they all serve the purpose of healing."
"Imagine the most perfect situation," Su Xia said with longing, "After working hard all day, you come to the service department and see all the cute children. Pat their heads, rub their faces, and hug them... If they are smart children, they will say a few heartwarming words, like 'You've worked hard' or 'It's okay, take a good rest', etc. That would be great, and all the fatigue of the day would disappear."
Su Xia raised her hand and said, "The Service Department is really great."
After Su Xia finished speaking, he found that Xiao Zhai was staring at him, as if he was looking at a strange uncle, and said, "Did I say something wrong? Xiao Zhai, what do you mean by looking at me like that?"
"Admiral, you must have made a mistake." Xiao Zhai said, "We are the Service Department."
Su Xia said: "Service Department, service, that's right."
Xiao Zhai bit her lip. She finally understood what the service department the admiral mentioned was.
"You are wrong, Admiral, you are wrong. We are not that kind of servant. We sell our art but not our bodies ."
"No, the Admiral is broken."
"sludge."
