Chapter 252 Dream Life
Watching Xingzuo and Lexington leave the living room and head to the bedroom, Su Xia tried to stay calm. Not afraid.
Su Xia looked towards Saratoga. The girl curled up on the sofa and showed no intention of leaving. He asked curiously, "Jia Jia, don't you need to put on some more clothes?"
"No need." Saratoga waved her hand.
Saratoga was quite lucky in the game, and was considered a lucky ship. Su Xia was sure that she was confident that she would not lose, and said, "Is it really okay? Even if you are lucky, I don't believe you will never lose. You are only wearing a coat and a skirt, no socks, and no shoes. Do you plan to take them off if you lose?"
Saratoga looked around, and Xingxing was not there, and her sister was not in the living room either. She moved closer to Su Xia and whispered, "There are no other men, only my sister and brother-in-law. Even if I take off my clothes, I will only show them to my brother-in-law... Yeah, I did it on purpose, deliberately not adding clothes. Taking off my clothes in front of my sister and brother-in-law..."
Su Xia had a blank expression on her face and would definitely not reveal the truth.
Saratoga smiled, her eyes narrowed into a line.
Lexington came back soon, she just added a thin coat, a scarf, a pair of glasses, and a hat. In contrast, Zodiac was dressed tightly, and a good person turned into a round ball.
Su Xia couldn't help but ask, "Xingxing, are you going to join the Antarctic expedition team?"
Constellation smirk.
Saratoga and Xingxing didn't get along well, and she happened to not have any extra clothes, so she said, "Xingxing, don't blame me for not reminding you, the air conditioner is broken."
"It's not broken." Xingxing looked at the central air-conditioning outlet exposed on the ceiling.
"It's broken now." Saratoga said, picking up the air conditioner remote control that was originally placed on the coffee table.
"Jia Jia, if you dare to turn off the air conditioner, I will never let you go." Xingxing said loudly.
"Why wouldn't I dare turn it off? I'll turn it off now. " Saratoga turned off the air conditioner. "Xingxing, I told you not to go too far. You are allowed to wear more clothes, but you are wearing too much. If you dress like this, you won't be afraid even if you lose ten times, but is it fun to play like this?"
"Interesting." Xingxing said, she was just being stubborn. She was slow to react and didn't like to use her brain, so she looked a little silly. As long as she made it clear, she would know what was good and what was bad.
"I'll take off some clothes." Xingxing muttered and started to take off his clothes. He first took off the outer windbreaker, and there was a coat inside. Then he took off the coat. There was a vest outside the T-shirt he wore at the beginning. "Now it's okay."
Saratoga said, "I don't care about the vest. Take off your headphones. If you have earrings, you can wear them, but they don't count. Hey, don't you know that wearing leggings under a skirt is uncivilized? Stop this behavior. I don't want you to take off your stockings. But take off your gloves."
Xingxing pouted and began to take off his headphones and pants as Saratoga requested. When he finally finished, he asked loudly, "Okay, Gaga, are you satisfied now?"
"Satisfied," Saratoga answered loudly, not a bit lower.
Lexington asked, "Gaga, don't you need two more clothes?"
"With my luck, it's a piece of cake. I don't need it." Saratoga said, looking at Su Xia, "If I don't put on more clothes, you, brother-in-law, won't feel embarrassed to put on more clothes, right?"
"I'll do it if I can." Su Xia said, "Xingxing, throw a coat over here."
If you just wear a women's coat, it doesn't count as women's clothing.
Saratoga noticed that Xingzhi was about to take the clothes and stopped him loudly: "Put it down, Xingzhi, are you really stupid?"
Xingxing put down his clothes. Su Xia failed.
"Then let's begin." Saratoga clapped her hands when everyone was seated.
"I have another question." Su Xia said, "Is it really okay for us to play the strip game here? If someone finds out, our image will be completely ruined."
"If you don't tell me and I don't tell you, who will know?" Saratoga said.
Su Xia looked at the constellation. The constellation blinked.
"Xingxing, I remind you that you can't tell others that we are playing stripping games at home tonight, otherwise you will be held responsible." Saratoga thought for a moment and said, "I think it's okay. We are the admiral and the wedding ship, what's the big deal? They are so envious."
Saratoga asked, "Brother-in-law, are you scared?"
Su Xia said: "I'm not afraid, as long as you think it's okay."
Anyway, the game begins.
Suxia people should know their own limitations. His luck is not bad, and he is not a European anyway. Fortunately, Saratoga is the only lucky guy, Lexington is just average, and Constellation is the unlucky guy. Otherwise, Lexington and Constellation should be replaced by Enterprise, Zuikaku, San Diego, etc.
Su Xia knows how to play. The main purpose of running cards is to make your cards as few as possible, and winning or losing is secondary. Not to mention that this game only has one person. No matter whether you can win in the end, as long as you don't lose, you win. Saratoga is lucky, Lexington is not easy to bully, and you can't run away, Zodiac.
The first game ended with Constellation losing.
The second round ended in failure with the constellation. The girl was not very good at the game and her luck was not good. This time, her vest and hat were all taken off.
There are only 13 cards in total, how can you play so many tricks, unless you are really a fool who doesn't know how to play. If you have a good hand, it's hard to lose. Even the zodiac signs can turn things around when they draw good cards, but in fact they didn't turn things around, they just didn't come in last. Anyway, the loser this time is Lexington.
As Lexington took off his clothes, he said, "I've been wanting to take off this coat for a long time."
Then came the fourth round, and Constellation lost again, so this time he took off his sunglasses.
"Brother-in-law, do you still have so many cards... I'll play three, sister, constellation, you guys play your cards quickly."
"Jia Jia, you can't do this. You let them run away on purpose."
"I insist. It's not against the rules."
"No rules were broken, but don't blame me for screwing you next time."
"Who is afraid of who?"
"Okay, I'm afraid, I surrender."
By the fifth game, Su Xia had no choice but to lose because Saratoga deliberately let her win.
Su Xia looked around. He had no glasses or scarf. Was he going to take off his clothes so soon? She asked, "Does a cell phone count?"
"Of course not." Saratoga said, "Clothes or pants, Admiral, choose one."
"It's okay." Su Xia said. He took off his coat and it was no big deal to be shirtless.
Saratoga poked Su Xia's belly with a smile and said, "Swimming ring."
Su Xia puffed out her chest, sucked in her belly, and said, "You still have some muscles."
Saratoga shook her head: "I can't tell at all."
"That's your fault for not having good vision," said Su Xia.
Lexington said: "I think this is the most suitable. Don't get any fatter, and don't get too thin."
Su Xia smiled and said, "Really? Lexington, do you think this is good enough? Actually, I still want to exercise and try to get my body fat to 12, so I can have some mermaid lines. I can't do anything about my face, it's given to me by my parents, but at least I can work a little harder on my body."
Lexington knows a lot and said, "Even for boys, 12% body fat is too little. It may look good, but it's actually not very healthy. This is the most suitable."
"That's it." Su Xia said.
Saratoga shouted, "Go exercise. I want abdominal muscles."
Su Xia asked seriously, "Does it mean that Jia Jia doesn't like me because I don't have abdominal muscles?"
Saratoga opened her mouth, not knowing how to fight back. She was very smart at first, and the next second she rolled her eyes and fought back: "Brother-in-law doesn't like Jiajia at all. Not to mention for the sake of the girl he loves... Anyway, he is not willing to exercise for Jiajia."
"Why should I like you as my sister-in-law? I should just like my wife. My wife." Su Xia looked at Lexington affectionately.
Saratoga pursed her lips.
"Jia Jia, you don't care about your brother-in-law at all. Don't you know that if you want to maintain a body fat of 12, you must exercise every day and control your diet. Not only can you not eat any snacks, you can't even touch hot pot." Su Xia shook her head, "Jia Jia, are you so cruel that you want your brother-in-law to work so hard just for a few abdominal muscles?"
Su Xia continued, "No, I don't want to keep my body fat at 12, because then I can't eat the delicious food my wife makes. Without the delicious food my wife makes and the taste of my wife, it's absolutely not possible."
Saratoga said loudly, "You said you wanted to exercise and get your body fat to 12. I didn't force you to do that."
"Okay." Lexington said, "Admiral, just keep this figure. It doesn't matter if you're a little fat. You'll be cuter if you're fat. Anyway, Admiral, you can eat whatever you want and drink whatever you want. Lexington will always support you."
"My wife still cares about me. Gaga can't do that." Su Xia said.
Saratoga puffed up her cheeks, slapped the shuffled playing cards, and said, "Let's continue playing cards."
When Xingxing took off all her scarves, stockings, and other things , leaving only her clothes and skirt. Lexington took off her sunglasses and hat, and had very few equipment on her. Saratoga was really lucky, even if she didn't win, she didn't lose. Su Xia lost again, and this time it was a bit difficult, because she had already taken off her clothes.
"Pants, pants." Saratoga applauded.
Su Xia had no choice but to take off her pants and asked, "I'm pulling my pants down, do you think it's okay?"
"No problem," Saratoga shouted.
Su Xia took off his pants and was left in his boxer briefs. It wasn't his first experience, he had just been stripped of his pants by Su Xia before, so he wasn't embarrassed. The only problem now was what to do next, as he only had a pair of boxer briefs left to take off.
Su Xia decided to surrender and said, "It's a bit late, it's almost over."
"The last five." Saratoga said, "Brother-in-law, don't be afraid. Your luck won't be so bad next time."
Su Xia said: "It's really a bit late."
Saratoga said, "No, I don't agree. I want to see my brother-in-law naked."
"You're a female pervert." Su Xia yelled.
Since Saratoga insisted, Su Xia had no choice but to accompany him. He didn't believe that his luck was so bad.
No matter how lucky she was, Saratoga finally got beaten once and lost. Now she had to take off her clothes or skirt. She put her hands into the back of her collar and pulled out her black underwear. She smiled triumphantly and wanted to hug Su Xia's arm.
Su Xia didn't dare to make any unnecessary movements.
When the game was over, Su Xia was lucky. Xingxing took off all his clothes except for his underwear. Su Xia could only watch secretly and relied on Lexington to let her go.
All in all, it was just a stripping game, and it was barely enough.
The game was over, Lexington got a watermelon and Saratoga got a machete.
Su Xia was cutting watermelon, and saw Lexington smiling knowingly. He curiously asked her why she smiled so happily.
"Admiral, you don't know, but the life in the garrison that I dream of is just like this tonight, with everyone living happily." Lexington replied.
Lexington smiled, peeking at Saratoga and the constellations, seeing that his sister was not around, and spoke again.
"Even so, it's not enough. Admiral, don't even think about running away tonight."
Su Xia is a little silly.
