Chapter 235: Palace Jade Wine, ___________?
Han Zhou did not compose any songs specifically for this program.
Instead, the version with lyrics of "The General's Order" was used, which is "A Man Should Be Self-reliant".
Many viewers found it familiar when they heard it.
"Where have you heard this song before?"
"How is that possible? This song is very manly and beautiful. If it wasn't a new song, I would definitely remember it. I have a good memory."
"Haha, do you have a good memory? I've only heard this song before. Isn't it the song 'General's Order' that they danced to in 'Summer of Idols'? It's just that Han Zhou wrote lyrics for it this time, so it became a song!"
After these words were spoken, everyone finally reacted.
"I just fucking said this intro sounded familiar."
On the stage, the young warriors had already performed a very exciting routine.
All kinds of dazzling and fancy things.
When the audience was amazed at the powerful martial arts skills of these children, Wu Li appeared on the stage wearing a Hanfu costume.
"Facing the waves with pride
Hot blood is like the red sunlight
Heart as strong as iron, bones as strong as steel
A broad mind and a long vision
I work hard to be a good man! "
As the boys sang, they boxed together, and then Wu Li went up to them to correct some of their imperfections in the movements.
Just like a master guiding his apprentice during morning exercises.
In fact, such a scene is the most suitable way for martial arts to be performed on stage.
This scene represents inheritance.
The inheritance of martial arts does not necessarily mean being good at fighting, nor does it mean becoming a humanoid.
It is passed down as a culture.
Everyone gets what they need from this culture.
Inheritance is the greatest feeling that martial arts brings to the audience.
Because of the Internet, when people talk about a certain culture, they say that such a good thing is about to be cut off.
When you ask him to inherit the business and become an apprentice, he refuses to go.
But that doesn't mean he's wrong.
Everyone can do something to pass on culture, even if it's just by speaking out .
Funding is a kind of help, lending a helping hand is a kind of help, and cheering is also a kind of help.
The inheritance of martial arts, compared with the exquisiteness of martial arts itself, is more likely to arouse the audience's favor. This is something that is naturally driven by human nature.
"To be a good man, you must strengthen yourself every day.
Hot-blooded men shine brighter than the sun
Let Haitian gather energy for me
Go to create the world
Go for my ideal! "
Amid the high-pitched singing, Wu Li opened the front of his robe and performed the same set of punches.
Vigorous and vigorous.
When the young actors were fighting, their performance was already very beautiful, full of vigor and energy, very exciting, even exquisite.
When Wu Li was boxing, the masculine energy and vigorous feeling made people feel the gap even more.
If you let a bad chess player come out, he won't be able to compare to the strength of his opponent.
With the examples of the young warriors who were already very powerful before them, Wu Li’s martial arts seemed even more like divine skills, and his skills were close to Taoism.
A simple action can grasp the audience's psychology.
"Looking at the vast blue sky,
I am a man and I should be strong
Walk with your head held high and everyone will be a pillar of society
Be a good man
Use my 100 points of heat
Thousands of Light
Be a good man
Hot blood, hot intestines, hot
Brighter than the sun!!!"
Amid the passionate singing, after Wu Li finished the fight once, the young warrior followed suit and did it again.
With Wu Li leading the way, it seemed like one set of punches was performed three times, but the three times gave people completely different feelings.
The young man is indeed heroic, and the middle-aged man is even more sophisticated.
The combined efforts of the old and the young are unstoppable!
At the scene, many people shouted: "Good!!!"
There was thunderous applause.
To be honest, is Chen Yiran a good singer? In just three minutes, Chen Yiran has become the most famous child star in the country.
However, the applause for "Congratulations" was not as great as that for the martial arts show.
Although people don't say it, many people believe deep down that China is the best.
Even today, many people still say, if you say martial arts is powerful, then go to the ring, go to UFO, go to KFC.
No, as long as there is a stage and a referee, isn’t it a performance?
Using the rules of commercial performance to measure a killing technique?
Those great boxers, sword masters, and gun masters of ancient martial arts have thought about killing people with fists, swords, and guns, and have thought about strengthening their bodies by practicing boxing and swordsmanship. But who could have imagined that hundreds or thousands of years later, there would be a stage where performance-style fighting would be performed under certain rules?
Trying to discredit martial arts by saying it cannot be performed on stage does not make any sense at all.
When martial arts appeared on the stage, the audience's applause told everyone that ours is the best, because we are the best.
This is the spirit of martial arts.
Confidence is strength.
After the martial arts show, Guyu and another male host sighed: "The young people are full of vigor and vitality."
Male host Archie: "Middle-aged mainstay."
Lan Heyun: "What about old age?"
Guyu smiled: "Times are changing, but the elderly still have a place."
Lan Heyun: "That's true, but the times are changing too fast. Can the elderly keep up?"
Guyu: "Who knows whether it is a good thing to keep up or not to keep up? Don't look down on the elderly. Those who should keep up should keep up, and those who should not keep up should be firmly rejected!"
Lan Heyun: "Hey, there's an old lady over here, let's see what she says."
An old lady who looks energetic, kind and a little plump is on the stage.
She is Zhao Xirong, , and an old memory of the Spring Festival Gala in the hearts of the audience.
This time, they came out and took over Han Zhou's script.
On the stage, the camera was focused on the other side of the stage.
Female secretary: "Attention everyone, the general manager is here!"
The dancers on the scene performed an international dance. As they were dancing, the manager suddenly shouted, "Stop, stop, stop!"
Secretary: “What’s the matter?”
Manager: "Our western restaurant has changed its name to Empress Dowager Restaurant, why are you still playing this song?"
If it were in the previous life, no one would not know what this famous scene was, but at this moment, the audience was all wondering what this show was about.
In recent years, the Spring Festival Gala has left audiences with aftereffects from the skits.
For three consecutive years, netizens have been guessing the topic of the skit online, and they are always right about what the skit will be about.
There are also people who do live webcasts, specifically criticizing the Spring Festival Gala, and it turns out that almost everything they predict is correct.
The name of this sketch is "Working Adventures".
Based on the Spring Festival Gala in recent years, the audience already has images in their minds.
A unlucky guy who was in charge of being funny went to apply for the job.
As a result, the manager's important work was delayed.
The manager didn't want to hire him.
During the conversation, the manager said that the chairman's son was coming to the company in disguise, and then the manager mistakenly thought that this unlucky guy was the chairman's son, so he began to flatter him.
Finally, the real young master came.
The manager kept stepping on the real young master and praising the fake young master, confusing everyone.
At first, Zhen Gongzi thought that the manager was not trying to flatter him and was deliberately arguing with him to vent his dissatisfaction with the sudden appointment, but he remained calm.
As a result, after a series of misunderstandings and comparisons with the manager's behavior, the manager's true nature was revealed.
Then something else happened, proving that although the manager was a bootlicker, he was not a bad person by nature. Then, while reprimanding him for not "flattering" and "deceiving his superiors and hiding the truth from his subordinates", the manager proposed a gift package, "The New Year is coming soon, and I actually prepared gifts for everyone..."
Then the show ended.
When the audience saw the words "Working Adventure", they anticipated .
However, as the show progressed, everyone realized how wrong they were.
"It's from the Price Bureau!"
Manager: “What’s going on?”
Secretary: "Let me quote the price of the food."
Manager: “Just say I’m not here!”
Secretary: "Hey, our manager said he's not in."
This joke, whose origin many people had forgotten in the previous life, won a standing ovation in this world, and the audience burst into laughter.
Many stars who watched the Spring Festival Gala in the front row had to maintain their demeanor and felt extremely uncomfortable.
But some stars didn’t pretend and just held their stomachs and laughed until they were numb.
Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "It tastes like Erguotou."
Female secretary: "What do you mean by like Erguotou? It's Erguotou mixed with water!"
Manager: "Hey... Nonsense! What's the point of diluting Erguotou? When you get here, you have to order Gongting Yuye Liquor~"
Old lady: Oh, how much does it cost per cup?
Manager: "One hundred and eighty per cup!"
By now, of course, the audience understands what this story is about.
It's just a restaurant that uses cheap stuff, packages it, and sells it at a high price to deceive diners.
Old Lady Zhao Xirong: "What about the white one?"
Female secretary: "White radish."
The manager said in disgust: "You are so talkative! What white radish? It can't be called a white radish here. It has to be called - palace - white radish."
Old lady Zhao Xirong seemed to have learned something new: "What about the green one?"
The manager's face was narrow and he said with a sly smile: "Palace green radish."
Old Madam Zhao Xirong: "Then I know this yellow... yellow one. It's the imperial carrot!"
The manager danced with joy: "Oh, how clever, the court carrot!"
The gag comes when the audience least expects it.
Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "This plate of radishes should be sold for 5 yuan, right?"
Manager: “Where is it? 80!”
The audience laughed like crazy.
But when laughing, many people don’t realize one thing: why is it funny?
No matter how the manager tried to trick the old lady from the countryside, she believed that a plate of radishes this big should cost five dollars.
This is actually a double irony.
On the one hand, they said, "Old lady, you are really ignorant. He has packaged the radish like this, and you can sell it for five yuan?"
On the other hand, he said, 'You have been fooled countless times in your life, but the old lady was not fooled.'
This phenomenon is too common. In this era, this kind of packaging is almost the norm. Not packaging is abnormal.
People's hearts are no longer as they used to be, and the world is deteriorating, so it's funny that someone brought it to the table.
This kind of laughter is not just laughter, it is also ridicule, a mockery of social phenomena.
In the past, the Spring Festival Gala always taught the audience what to do, but why didn't they teach some non-ordinary audiences what to do? Isn't Han Zhou setting an example?
If you do this to ordinary people, it will only arouse disgust among ordinary audiences, but if you do this to these beasts, the effect will be immediate!
Manager: "Didn't I tell you? You can't call it a carrot here, you have to call it a gathering of heroes!"
Old lady Zhao Xirong: "It seems like a gathering of talented people, but I think it's just a meeting of carrots, hahahaha!"
Soon, the classic scene came.
Old lady Zhao Xirong sang: "If I were to talk, I'd be a fool."
The manager smiled and sang: "Palace Jade Liquor."
Old lady Zhao Xirong: "One hundred and eighty per cup."
Manager: “How about this wine?”
Old Lady Zhao Xirong: "Listen to me blowing for you——"
"Look at my mouth! One glass will whet your appetite."
Manager: “I shouted ‘beautiful’.”
Old lady Zhao Xirong: "Two cups will not damage your kidneys."
Manager: “Haha, it’s still beautiful.”
Old lady Zhao Xirong: "I drank three or five cups."
"Protect your little face."
The manager tilted his head: "How is it?"
Old lady Zhao Xirong continued to wave her handkerchief and sing: "Red is visible in the white."
"There's black in the red."
"Ah? It's black and green!"
Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "It's blue (Manager: What color is it?) and purple."
"It's so pink and beautiful."
The manager breathed a sigh of relief and slapped his thigh: "Oh, you scared me."
Old Lady Zhao Xirong: "How about this wine?"
The manager sang: "This wine is beautiful. Ah, beautiful, ah, beautiful. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful - so beautiful!"
Old lady Zhao Xirong: "What's so beautiful about it? It's just Erguotou mixed with boiled water!"
The manager was anxious: "Why did you sing the truth out loud?"
Old lady Zhao Xirong covered her mouth and said, "It's just this mouth that's bald."
Manager: "You! You should sing like this!"
"Look at this dish, it's a gathering of all the best, even if you're eighty years old, it's not expensive at all! Come and have a look, and taste it for yourself! It's especially crispy in your mouth! If you don't believe me, try a piece to see if it's crispy or not."
Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "I ate a piece and chewed it in my mouth. It is indeed a bit crunchy!"
Manager: “Why is it so crispy?”
Old Lady Zhao Xirong: "Why is it so brittle?"
Manager: “Let me ask you this now?”
"I……"
The manager pressed on: "Why is it so brittle? Why is it so brittle?"
Old lady Zhao Xirong sang loudly: "It's just a plate of big radishes!"
The manager clapped his hands and shook his head, "You've spoken the truth again!"
Old lady Zhao Xirong grabbed the phone and asked, "Did you hear everything clearly?"
The manager was puzzled: "Hey! Who are you talking to?"
Old Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Price Bureau!"
If a skit is just like this, then it can be said to be nice and funny, but it is by no means a classic.
After learning that the old lady had told the secret to the Price Bureau, the manager still had that fawning look on his face.
It was as if flattery for the sake of making money was ingrained in his bones.
Even if the old lady wrote with a flourish and scolded him, even if the old lady directly called him a fool, he still continued to flatter her.
This ending, without any need for education, made many viewers think a lot.
This kind of real dog thing is really good for the show.
"This manager is making me laugh to death."
"Hahaha~ burp"
but!
Are such people rare in life?
Are there such people around you in your life?
Are you this kind of person in real life?
Upon closer thought, the answer seems a bit absurd and yet too real.
If the program ended here, it would be an advanced version of the "educational sketches" of the Spring Festival Gala in previous years. With strong script skills, this sketch is educational, funny and interesting.
But the show didn’t end there.
The manager was fawning, materialistic and greedy throughout.
But the old lady still has one more part to go.
So free and easy.
This scene will leave an indelible impression on the nearly 600 million viewers currently in front of the TV!
"Travel everywhere, the road is long and the water is long!"
"Wandering from village to village, wandering in all directions——"
A free and easy song, a free and easy person, a strange story, a farce.
In front of the TV, a skit actor who didn't make it to the Spring Festival Gala this year was sulking and said to his wife: "Look at his brain..."
"A low-class person, more exciting than a TV show..."
"Why can't I write a sketch like this?"
His wife put an ashtray over him and said, "If you can't write, just learn. Study hard. You'll have another chance next year. If you can't write next year, there's always the year after."
The skit actor sighed, then looked up: "Or, why don't I just join the New World?"
"As the saying goes, if you keep company with vermilion, you will become red; if you keep company with ink, you will become black. If you keep company with Han Zhou, maybe you can write a script like this?"
"If you can't write anything, asking him to write one is better than just being stuck like this, right?"
…
On stage, a new show has arrived.
The main program of the Spring Festival Gala is still songs. After all, a song only lasts five minutes, and a sketch lasts more than ten minutes.
So as soon as "Working Adventure" ended, it immediately became a song.
What the audience never expected was that this year's songs, which were full of the flavor of the Chinese New Year, came one after another, as if for Han Zhou, writing songs was like breathing, and he could never hold on.
"Find some free time, find some time
Take your children home often
Bring a smile and bring wishes
Accompany your loved ones and go home often
Mom prepared some nagging
Dad prepared a good meal
Talk to your mother about your troubles in life
Talk to Dad about work!"
The reason why Han Zhou played "Where Has the Time Gone" at the Shudu 568 concert was because from the performance perspective, Time was learned from "Go Home Often".
But in terms of the beauty of the melody and the simplicity and touchingness of the lyrics, "Go Home Often to Visit" is still better.
These vivid lyrics make those who cannot return home feel sad.
When you are in a foreign country, you know how it feels.
"Go home often and have a look.
Even if I wash the chopsticks and dishes for my mother
The elderly don't expect their children to contribute much to the family.
It’s not easy to be together in life…”
In the previous life, this song was sung by a male and female singer, giving people a feeling of family reunion.
In this life, it is still a chorus of men and women.
It would be difficult for Chen Feng to have the opportunity to sing a song with Liu Yiling in his life, especially on the Spring Festival Gala.
In fact, this song gives people the feeling of a duet between a couple.
Chen Feng also took this opportunity to sing popular songs. After all, it was the Spring Festival Gala, and he did not refuse songs other than rock and roll. That was normal, and no one would make a fuss about it.
However, although Chen Feng was full of emotion when singing this song, his mind was still on the next song.
In the two years since I met Han Zhou, Han Zhou has written many songs for Chen Feng, but none of them are serious rock songs that are popular with a wide audience.
As for the next song, Chen Feng felt that it was the song with the widest audience among all the songs Han Zhou wrote for himself.
A rock song, a patriotic rock song, and Chen Feng’s favorite rock song.
In the current online environment, Chen Feng feels that patriotism is his greatest rock attitude.
This song will surely become a well-known modern rock song!