Chapter 211 Adventurer?
"You kicked the guy who was obviously the leader unconscious. How can we warn them not to mess with us again?"
Li Ke looked at the guy who had completely fainted and couldn't help shaking his head.
"No, according to his words, the next thing he said was most likely 'You two are good fighters, why don't you join us?' Then you sneered and said a bunch of nonsense and polite words to him, and then knocked him out with one move. I just went straight to the last step. As for not provoking us in the future, it was impossible for them to do that from the beginning when they set their sights on us."
Mei Mu waved his hand, indicating that he was just one step faster than others and saved a lot of time by not having to waste time on some messy people.
"One hand claps loudly."
Li Ke shook his head. When he was a kid, other kids would bully him, and the impatient adults would say it takes two to tango. So from that time on, he would take action before others bullied him, and become the loud slap.
Now that I think about it, people who say this kind of thing are either too lazy to bother or are taking sides.
In the real world, a slap not only makes a loud sound, but it also sounds loud and crisp.
"Then let's sink them into the sea, and find out their headquarters and families. Kill all of them within three generations. Not even rats and cockroaches can be spared. The lampposts at the door must be bent by their kicks. This should be the way the locals deal with things."
He spoke how he handled it.
“…”
Is it you who has the problem, or is it me?
Mei Mu didn't know what to say.
"The local way of dealing with it is to call the police, although most of the time it is useless. If you are not a member of parliament or some other important person, your lost things will basically not be found. At most, a few scapegoats can be found."
Suddenly, a man's voice sounded. Li Ke turned around and saw a middle-aged man wearing an adventure hat, who looked like an adventurer. He took off his hat, nodded slightly at Li Ke, then stepped over the gangsters on the ground with a look of disgust and walked in front of Li Ke.
"I'm sorry, as a local, I heard some terrible things, so I took the initiative to call the police. But don't worry, with my reputation, you don't have to worry about any trouble."
The middle-aged man stretched out his hand towards Li Ke.
"My name is Lemire, I'm a university professor in Piltover, nice to meet you."
He seemed a little excited, and the big beard at the corners of his mouth trembled with his excitement. Li Ke was a little curious about why the other party was so excited, but when he politely shook his hand and introduced himself, he finally understood why.
"Hello, my name is Li Ke, I am——"
"Ionians, right? That must be the secret martial arts of Ionia, right? When I was very young, I heard that Ionian warriors could easily climb walls and face dozens of strong men alone without the help of any firearms... just like that slender lady. Ah, I'm not saying that you are not strong. After all, from your disappointed expression just now, I can see that if there were more enemies, you would be able to do the same thing..."
"Ah, sorry to be so excited, but my sister and my brother-in-law both said that there are basically no warriors like those in the legend in Ionia, but your appearance confirmed my thoughts. Excuse me, how did you do it? Is it magic?"
"But the instruments on my body didn't sense any energy fluctuations. Is it just muscles and skills? Ah, sorry, sorry, I don't want to explore the secret of your strength, I'm just curious, and to - ah, you see what I'm saying, I just don't understand how you did it without the help of magic and instruments, because from the perspective of human body mechanics, normal humans can't do the movements you do, or do you have the so-called Vastaya bloodline..."
A series of words came out of the other person's mouth. Li Ke stared at the man in front of him who was talking nonstop, unable to get a word in. He didn't know whether he should answer the other person or not.
He had a hunch that if he dared to answer the other party, he would definitely encounter more problems.
But if he didn't answer, Li Ke doubted whether the other party would keep asking "ah", "ah", and "ah" like this until this guy talked himself to death in one breath.
So he reached out and covered the mouth of the man in front of him who looked like an adventurer.
Silence! (Physical).
"Relax, Lemire, my performance is normal. In Ionia, there are many warriors who are better than me. We use skills and years of training to achieve this effect. After all, you know very well that these hooligans have no way to have a complete training method. It must be very difficult for them to feed themselves. For a warrior who has trained for more than ten years to fight a dozen of these guys, isn't it normal?"
Looking at the other person's confused eyes, Li Ke explained briefly. The next moment he carefully let go of his hand, Lemire took a deep breath again, and it seemed that he had a lot of questions to ask.
Seeing this, Li Ke quickly covered the other person's mouth again to ensure that the other person would not ask a series of questions like this again.
"We just got here, and this isn't much of a place to talk, is it?"
Li Ke smiled at him, then carefully let go of the other's mouth again.
The middle-aged man named Lemuel coughed twice awkwardly, then took a step back. Under Li Ke's nervous gaze, he took a deep breath and spoke.
"I'm sorry, I'm a little excited, mainly about you and your wife--"
A kunai was placed on the neck of the middle-aged gentleman, causing him to open his mouth in horror.
"I am not his wife. Do you understand?"
Meimu warned Lemuel word by word, and after the other party nodded in fear, he walked back with Li Ke's sword box without looking back, and even kicked a robber .
After seeing Meimu leave, Lemire coughed lightly under Li Ke's apologetic gaze and continued to explain.
"It's mainly because the performance of you and your companions is so consistent with the adventure stories I've seen. It's a pity that there are too few people like you in the real Ionia. When I went to Precision when I was young, I only saw a group of elderly scholars and idle middle-aged people watching their debates. There was no one like you who was obviously a skilled warrior at first glance."
He still seemed a little agitated, and it was obvious that he was indignant that the real Ionia was not filled with martial arts masters like in the adventure stories.
Li Ke didn't know what to say, he could only say that this person didn't look carefully, because theoretically speaking, those elderly scholars and idle middle-aged people he mentioned were probably the most capable people in Ionia...
It's just that they all maintain Ionia's 'non-resistance' spirit, so it doesn't make much sense even if they become stronger.
"But it's rare to find someone as kind as you. I'm sorry, but it's hard to leave my hometown. My friend was forced to come here with me, and her emotions are a little out of control. I apologize for her behavior. If I didn't have to find a place for my family to stay, I would definitely treat you to a meal."
After saying this, Li Ke also planned to leave.
But the man grabbed his wrist.
"You can treat me to a meal right now."
The man named Lemire gave a warm smile.
"I have a house at home that I can rent to you, and the price is very favorable. You can move in right away!"
He spoke sincerely, but Li Ke just wanted to run away.
It’s so weird, how can there be such weird people in this world!
There is no free lunch in the world!
Li Ke tried to free his arm, but failed. The man's arm was as strong as a hydraulic clamp. He even grabbed Li Ke's arm with both hands to ensure that Li Ke's arm would not break free from his hands.
"Only one Jinhai a month!"
Now Li Ke couldn't break free at all.
