Chapter 21 I don’t want to sleep anymore. I want to get up and have fun.
"Squad leader!"
After Chen Jianghe and Bai Qidong finished their confrontation, they were running towards the dormitory when suddenly a shout came from the bushes, and then a person jumped out.
"Fuck, I'm scared to death."
Chen Jianghe was startled and took a few steps aside. He thought that a Demacia warrior named Garen holding a big sword jumped out of the bush, but he didn't expect it to be Lin Siqi with a slender waist holding flowers.
"Squad leader, have you done something bad? Are you feeling guilty ?"
Lin Siqi looked at Chen Jianghe with a playful smile.
"I don't feel guilty. Don't attack by surprise next time. Otherwise, I will find some strong men to hold you down, take off your pants, hang you up and beat you."
Chen Jianghe said "threateningly" with a fierce look on his face.
Lin Siqi was not afraid at all, and even blinked and said, "Just hold it down, why do you need to find a strong man? Can't you do it yourself?"
"You are still young and don't understand many things."
Chen Jianghe retorted seriously.
"Hey~~ I'm not small at all."
Lin Siqi immediately understood the meaning of Chen Jianghe's words and asked him mischievously: "Do you want to try it? "
"OK."
Chen Jianghe raised his hand and pretended to clench it in the air, his eyes narrowed in enjoyment. A limerick he wrote in high school flashed through his mind:
"When I raise my head, it feels heavy; when I lower my head, I feel like I have no toes; when I run, I feel like waves; when I lie down, I feel like I am on the edge of the bed."
"You can't hold it all with one hand, you need both hands."
Lin Siqi is both unrestrained and confident.
"Yeah?" Chen Jianghe was tickled by her words and teased, "Do you girls often measure your body size with your hands when you take a shower?"
"Occasionally." Lin Siqi smiled faintly and said, "It's mainly because my roommates like to climb mountains..."
"Ahem." Chen Jianghe coughed twice. It is said that girls are more lustful than boys, and that people in girls' dormitories play more wildly than those in boys' dormitories. It seems to be true.
" I'm just kidding, don't take it seriously."
Lin Siqi smiled to cover it up, and then handed the flowers in her hand to him: "The song you sang tonight was so good, I couldn't help but want to give you a bouquet of flowers, please accept it for your sake."
"We must give Secretary Lin face."
Chen Jianghe accepted it and reminded: "But don't be crazy about me."
Lin Siqi raised her chin and said coquettishly, "Who is crazy about flowers? This bouquet of flowers is actually to express admiration on behalf of all the girls in the class. By the way, congratulations to the class monitor for getting the priority to choose a spouse for four years in college."
Chen Jianghe waved his hand and said, "Keep a low profile. Giving priority to a spouse doesn't mean you can fire at anyone. There's nothing to congratulate."
"Unlimited fire?"
Lin Siqi blinked, then looked at Chen Jianghe's waist with interest, wanting to see where his Diao Chan was.
"Girls should be more reserved and don't look around."
Chen Jianghe avoided her gaze and shook his head coolly, his cock in sync with his head: "Go back to the dormitory and take a shower and go to bed. You should go back to bed too. Don't think about me at night and have erotic dreams. I'm not responsible."
“Ah~”
Lin Siqi chuckled, the class monitor was just so flirty, but in her opinion, Chen Jianghe's personality was really popular with girls, much better than Wang Yuanpeng and Liu Dongliang who accompanied her to buy props in the afternoon.
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"Auntie, you look so beautiful tonight."
After entering the dormitory building, Chen Jianghe directly handed the bouquet of flowers in his hand to the dormitory manager, and then ran up to the fourth floor in one breath under the aunt's surprised gaze.
When I pushed the door open and entered the dormitory, I first heard Liu Dongliang's coquettish voice: "A VIP on the fourth floor!"
Then the five roommates shouted in unison: "Welcome to Red Romance!".
Finally, Sun Tian came over in a flirtatious manner, winking at Chen Jianghe and speaking in a mama-san-like voice: "Hello, VIP. Would you like a massage or a foot wash?"
"cough!"
Chen Jianghe coughed and thought to himself, you guys are really extravagant. You probably had too much fun at the masquerade ball tonight and opened the door to a new world.
But this is what the atmosphere in a university dormitory should be like. There are lots of funny people and it’s even more interesting when there is a group of funny people. Why was it so deserted before when everyone was playing their own games?
"No massage, no foot washing, just a shower. I'll book you all night, all five of you can have sex together."
Chen Jianghe, who was born in Dongguan City, played tricks with his roommates, then took off his clothes and prepared to go to the bathroom.
"Third brother, you are not kind."
"How am I being unfair? All five of us can attack together, so that we can share the spoils equally, right?"
"No, I wanted to ask Lin Siqi for her QQ number. I hesitated for a long time and didn't dare to ask. But you made fun of her in front of the whole class and the counselor, and she even laughed at you..."
"I was just making a joke on her, and you're jealous?"
Chen Jianghe smiled and said, "It's just a QQ number. It's no big deal. Treat me to a meal tomorrow and I'll give it to you."
"No, I want to do this on my own."
Sun Tian refused with great dignity, but in fact, his meal card balance was insufficient. He had been living on Zhang Kai's relief food for the past two days, so how could he have money to treat Chen Jianghe to a meal?
"There is a future ahead. Keep going."
Chen Jianghe saw through it but didn't say anything. He patted him on the shoulder and went into the bathroom to take a shower.
Sun Tian watched Chen Jianghe leave in style. His eyes flickered as he caught a glimpse of Wang Yuanpeng chatting happily on his phone. He smiled crookedly and couldn't help but gossip, "Fourth brother, which girl are you chatting with? Why are you smiling so lasciviously?"
"Who else can I talk to? Lin Siqi."
Wang Yuanpeng answered casually. The nickname in the chat window was clearly Beauty No. 164, who likes sweets, lotus position, and aunt No. 20-23, but he deliberately said it was Lin Siqi.
"(Fuck you)"
Sun Tian was dumbfounded, as if something was stuck in his throat and hesitant to speak. He stared at Wang Yuanpeng for a moment, then returned to his bed angrily and fell asleep.
"Old Four, you are such a fool. You knew that Old Six had a crush on Lin Siqi, so why did you have to provoke him?"
Zhang Kai, the good guy in the dormitory, stepped in to smooth things over and comforted Sun Tian: "Don't be angry, Xiaotian. I'll ask Brother Liu to download some movies for you someday where the female lead has a figure similar to Lin Siqi's. Take a good look at them."
After that, he took out a few packets of shrimp crackers from the bedside and stuffed them into Sun Tian’s bed: “There is no problem that can’t be solved by a packet of shrimp crackers. If there is, then use two packets.”
"Brother Kai, I want to eat too."
Wang Yuanpeng said with a smile.
"You're too slutty, there's nothing to eat."
Zhang Kai rolled his eyes at him, threw him a bag of shrimp crackers, and then put another bag on the beds of Liu Dongliang, Li Jun and Chen Jianghe.
Chen Jianghe came out of the shower and felt that the atmosphere was a little strange. Just as he was about to ask what was going on, he saw Liu Dongliang sitting in front of the computer and waving at him: "QQ message."
"Chen Jianghe, are you asleep?"
"Report to the teacher, Chen Jianghe has fallen asleep."
"Oh, you are Liu Dongliang, right?"
"No, I'm Chen Jianghe's brother, Chen Jianghu."
"asshole."
Xu Zhixi cursed in her heart, but gently typed two words on the keyboard: Good night.
Chen Jianghe was no longer sleepy when he saw these two words, and responded excitedly: "Teacher Xu, I don't want to sleep anymore, I want to get up and have fun."
Xu Zhixi hit him with a hammer: "Go to sleep."
Then it went offline.
"Ha ha."
Chen Jianghe suddenly found the expression of the hammer hitting his head particularly cute. He smiled foolishly at the computer for a moment, then typed two lines of words carefully and sent them out:
"Good night."
"Teacher Xu."
