Chapter 207: An ominous sign! What's wrong with Fatty?
After Children's Day, it was so cool.
Han Zhou can finally, finally, finally take a rest.
Han Zhou hasn't had much rest in the past year and a half.
This time, a complete rest.
Anyway, everything has been assigned, and there are enough people in the New World, so I finally don’t have to do hard labor anymore.
Han Zhou doesn't like being a waste, but he likes being a waste from time to time.
Lying in bed feels so good.
The charging cable is a little short, which makes it inconvenient to turn over.
Han Zhou couldn't help but want to buy a charging cable online.
But after thinking about it, I decided to forget it since I wouldn’t be able to lie down for long anyway.
Lie down from morning to night, and from night to morning.
Moreover, the company is not sitting still.
Instead, he was lying in the villa provided by the Central Bank.
This benefit would be a waste if you don’t use it, otherwise you would be losing out.
"Cool!"
One day, two days, three days, he lay down for three full days.
Han Zhou's hair had grown a lot, and his hairstyle had become a mess.
Finally , it's time to go out.
After brushing his teeth, Han Zhou lit a cigarette, boiled a pack of milk with hot water, and then stretched in the garden.
It's this stretching that causes problems.
Han Zhou's arm hit the cigarette in his mouth.
The burn on my arm wasn't serious.
but!
The half-burned cigarette fell straight to the ground.
It was standing upright on the garden steps at the main entrance of the villa, with the cigarette holder pointing downwards and the cigarette butt pointing upwards. It just stood there, emitting smoke.
Han Zhou was stunned. He squatted down and carefully observed the cigarette butt, then took a few steps back.
Which great man wants to smoke this cigarette?
This is too weird!
What kind of ominous sign is this? Am I already in my old age and going to grow red hair? Wait, I also traveled to the world of Nine Dragons Pulling Coffins!
There is no way I can get out of this door today!
Han Zhou felt his left eyelid twitching uncontrollably.
Han Zhou stepped back into the door and closed it.
The first thing is to check the electric switch and gas.
"No problem!"
Then I checked the milk I made, and it was fine.
clothing?
Or a car?
The full-time driver from Yangma who was supposed to take Han Zhou to the company arrived in the yard. Seeing that Han Zhou had not gone out, he came over and rang the doorbell.
Han Zhou opened the door and poked his head out to look around. "Today's trip is cancelled, so I won't be going out. Why don't you stay in the community? I need you for something. It'll be fine if you can be there in ten minutes."
The driver scratched his head: "The trip is cancelled? OK."
Han Zhou took out three hundred yuan and said, "Before lunch, cigarettes and alcohol... forget about the alcohol, take care of it yourself."
After sending the driver away, Han Zhou returned to the house and sat on the sofa.
After a while, Han Zhou sent a message to Wang Xiya: "Do you know any master?"
Wang Xiya: “?”
"What kind of thing? Master of calligraphy? Master of painting?"
Han Zhou: "He's very good at calculating."
Wang Xiya replied after a while: "I don't know him, how about I help you find one?"
Don't you know him? Forget it. I can't trust someone I don't know.
Han Zhou sent the same message to An Lan.
An Lan replied: "Fortune teller?"
Han Zhou: “Yes!”
An Lan: "Wait a moment."
After a while, a WeChat business card was sent over.
Then he said, "Let me tell him, what are you looking for him for? The start date?"
Han Zhou: “…”
"I'll tell you later."
After a while, Han Zhou added this person named Zhao Banxian.
Zhao Banxian sent a message: "Mr. Han, I heard that you are worried? I specialize in helping people solve their problems."
Han Zhou: "Master Zhao! I encountered a problem!"
“It’s so strange!”
"Today, I was smoking at the door and stretching, and my arm accidentally knocked the cigarette out of my mouth, and then the cigarette butt fell straight to the ground, standing upright!"
Zhao Banxian: "Should the cigarette holder be facing upwards or the cigarette butt?!"
Han Zhou: "Of course the cigarette butt is facing upwards. If the cigarette butt is facing downwards and the cigarette holder is facing upwards, I will not look for you and I will look for the physicist!"
Zhao Banxian smiled back and then asked, "Is Mr. Han married?"
Han Zhou: "What's the point?"
Zhao Banxian: "Cigarettes, cigarettes, the incense smokes continuously, and the cigarette butts fall to the ground and stand upright, which means the incense root is left. If you are married or have a concubine, it means that you have children, and your children are different from ordinary people, so this is a strange omen!"
Han Zhou: "Master Zhao, I'm still single."
Zhao Banxian: "I know you are a star, but you can't hide this. Make sure you don't have a mistress."
Han Zhou: "I'm a single guy, okay? I'm still a virgin, a virgin!"
Zhao Banxian: "I understand. Excluding this possibility, there are three other possibilities."
Han Zhou: “You speak!”
Zhao Banxian: "People smoke while standing, and dead people lie down."
"Is there a haunted house where the incident happened?"
Han Zhou: "Ghost? Don't consider it. I'm not afraid of it."
To be honest, Han was also a ghost, which led to what happened today. After all, after traveling through time and before coming here, what else could he be but a ghost?
Zhao Banxian: "Mr. Han is really bold, so there are two other possibilities."
Han Zhou: “You speak!”
Zhao Banxian: "If there is nothing wrong with your body, this sign is like a pillar of incense holding up the sky. The sky is Qian and the earth is Kun. Yin and Yang and the Five Elements are unique to you. Good luck, good luck. But... even if the incense is strong, it will eventually burn out. It is really a flaw in the ointment. In life, there are both bitterness and joy."
"Do you understand what I'm saying?"
Han Zhou replied: “I don’t really understand.”
Zhao Banxian: "Have you ever heard of the last moments of life?"
Han Zhou: “I’ve heard of this.”
Zhao Banxian: "Well, life is coming to an end, but fortune will return. Within three years..."
"enjoy it."
Han Zhou: "What if there is something wrong with the body? Does eyelid twitching count as something wrong?"
Zhao Banxian: "Oh, then this is easier to solve."
"As the saying goes, there is a spirit above your head, and when the spirit is bright, it is full of spiritual energy."
"If your spirit is deficient, you are likely to encounter strange things."
"From a scientific point of view, it means that you are not in a good mental state, you can't concentrate on your work, and you are prone to making mistakes."
"From the perspective of Yixue, it means that you may have bad luck and encounter some minor disasters."
"Perhaps, someone is cursing you behind your back. Of course, it may not be a curse, but it could be a curse."
Han Zhou: "That's it? I see."
Zhao Banxian smiled and said, "Do you want to calculate your horoscope? Interpreting anomalies or dreams alone is not the basis of Yixue."
Han Zhou thought for a moment and asked, "One thousand yuan?"
After saying that, he sent his birth date and time.
Zhao Banxian hesitated for a long time before replying: "You must have sent it to the wrong person..."
I actually used your own word?
Han Zhou: "Well? Just say it."
Zhao Banxian sent a voice message, very anxiously: "The hexagram shows that you should have died one year and eight months ago, unless someone breaks the death trap with the immortality method. Is there such a master in the world?!!! Where is your home? Let me take a look for myself!"
Han Zhou: “…”
"Oops, I sent it to the wrong person."
Han Zhou sent his original birth date.
This time, Han Zhou sent his date of birth in this life.
Zhao Banxian: "You don't have the eight characters, only the date of birth? Wait for me to calculate it."
After ten minutes, Zhao Banxian sent a message: "This is your horoscope."
Han Zhou: "What's the result?"
Zhao Banxian sent another picture. There was a piece of paper with blood spurting out on it.
“This is the result.”
"No."
"For this thousand dollars, I have to study for three more years. It's a loss."
"If Mr. Han has a conscience, please give me more."
Han Zhou: “…”
After the conversation, Han Zhou felt a little surprised.
This person actually calculated that he had died one year and eight months ago.
However, this person couldn't even calculate his current fate.
However, judging from what Jie Yi had said before, he was obviously in trouble now.
So what exactly is going on?
Han Zhou sent a message to Liu Tiantan: "How is the project going?"
Liu Tiantan replied immediately: "Boss, which project? Is it the second season of Boonie Bears finished, or is it the third season planned? Or is it Nezha: The Devil Child Comes into the World? Or is it Honghuang?"
Han Zhou didn't ask specifically: "Is everything going well?"
Liu Tiantan: "The second season of Boonie Bears will be broadcast on the balcony soon, and the planning for the third season is already underway. In addition, the toys of Boonie Bears were licensed to a toy factory this year, and the profit has exceeded 80 million."
"The story structure of Nezha: The Devil Child Comes into the World has been completed. Now we are working on the special effects. Since the amount is huge, we will try to finish it before New Year's Day."
"The development of the game "Honghuang" was not smooth at the beginning, but I recruited a top developer from Sogou Games in Sakura Country, and a tough guy who updates RPG maps. The architecture is very strong, and the game development is going very smoothly now. It is expected to be released in October."
Everything went smoothly, unexpectedly smoothly, even smoother than I expected.
Han Zhou: "Okay, keep up the good work, the shares are waiting for you."
Liu Tiantan: "Boss is awesome, we will definitely hit the target!!!"
After exiting the chat box, Han Zhou sent another message to Zhang Jiuqun.
Zhang Jiuquan: "The special effects for The Legend of the Condor Heroes have been completed, and the finished film has been sent to Director Ren. However, since we have to air The Bright Sword first, there is no rush. We can do the remaining work in ten days, and it can be completed before the broadcast."
Very smooth.
Han Zhou asked Chen Xiaoyong again.
Chen Xiaoyong: "It is indeed a bit difficult to assemble the crew of "The Burning Sun", but fortunately the cast has been finalized, and the props and venue will be ready by the beginning of next month."
smoothly.
Han Zhou pondered over it but couldn't find the answer.
Then he sent a message to Lin Xiaoxing: "How is the album? What are the fans' feedback?"
Lin Xiaoxing replied with an emoji wearing sunglasses to look cool, followed by a voice message: “Hahahahahahaha!”
Laughed for more than ten seconds.
Then he started talking seriously: "It was launched on June 2nd. As of today, 1.7 million copies have been sold. It is expected to sell 2.3 million copies per week and about 3.8 million copies for the year."
“It’s stable!!!”
"Fans really like the song 'Love You For Ten Thousand Years' and say it's very romantic!"
"Thank you, Han Zhou. This time, I can achieve my goal of becoming the king of the world with the help of you brothers!"
"I can't thank you enough for your kindness. I'll go to sing 'Love You For Ten Thousand Years' a few more times and give you a share of the money!"
Han Zhou was silent.
Exceptionally smooth.
Nothing happened?!
What's going wrong?
While Han Zhou was thinking about this problem, he summarized all the intelligence files related to the work on hand.
Exceptionally smooth.
Even a novel like "The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber", which has such a slow beginning and a new protagonist, has broken the record held by "The Return of the Condor Heroes" in terms of average subscription, plus the new channel opened by Longdian Chinese Network.
The average subscription across the entire network exceeded 180,000 and is rapidly heading towards the 200,000 mark.
The average subscription is expected to be 400,000, which is three times the original record of The Return of the Condor Heroes.
This is going too smoothly.
Nothing's wrong.
What on earth is Fatty Si?
On this day, Han Zhou reviewed all the work.
No problem, all is fine.
An Lan's album is going well and she's just waiting for Han Zhou to come over and sing "Coral Sea" with her.
There is no problem at all with the movie that Lu Jin and Shan Koukou are going to shoot. Although Chen Xiaoyong is forming the crew of "The Sun Also Rises", he and Tan Aileen's crew have actually already planned to start filming.
Wang Xiya is currently intensively training the second batch of idols, and the achievement rate has exceeded 40%, which is far higher than that of the previous session.
It can be expected that this year's version of "Idols' Summer" Season 2, "Idols' Winter", will be very successful.
Nothing happened.
On Yang Hong's side, the financial report is getting better day by day.
There is no problem.
Even if I called Timo, the answer I got was that "Twilight" was scheduled for the summer and "Lord of War" was scheduled for Christmas.
It’s all been finalized.
There is nothing wrong.
So, what exactly is the problem?
If it's not financial loss, could it be spotting?
Han Zhou hardly went out the whole day and didn't dare to walk around.
It's about avoiding situations like getting injured.
By the evening, Han Zhou was so hungry that he used his mobile phone to order takeout.
Nothing happened.
Half an hour later, the doorbell rang.
Han Zhou opened the door.
A fat man in a yellow delivery uniform saw Han Zhou, was stunned for a moment, and then handed over the delivery bag: "Mr. Han, your takeaway."
Han Zhoujie took the takeaway and smiled: "Thank you."
Back in the house, Han Zhou opened the takeaway.
Shredded pork with fish flavor, diced chicken with spicy sauce, fried pork belly strips, and rice.
Han Zhou was stunned as he opened them one by one.
Where are the chopsticks?
Han Zhou looked at the bag carefully, but found nothing.
So I got up and went to the kitchen, but there were no chopsticks!!!
This villa was previously vacant and has just been cleaned up. There are no such things as chopsticks.
Han Zhou looked at the takeaway and felt embarrassed.
After all this time, today's disaster is due to the chopsticks, right?
Since I came to this world, when have I ever been defeated? Today, I was helplessly watching the delicious meal, but couldn't eat it!
Han Zhou exploded.
I only drank milk in the morning and didn't eat lunch.
It’s almost dark now. I got the takeaway, but I’m so hungry that I can’t eat it.
This disaster is so terrifying.
As expected, when God wants to give a man a great responsibility, he must first make his heart and mind suffer and his body hungry.
Han Zhou called the rider on the food delivery app.
The rider answered the call in seconds.
Han Zhou: "The meal you brought me didn't have chopsticks."
Rider: “Uh… the merchant probably forgot to put it there. Please…”
Han Zhou: "Then I'll tell the merchant."
Rider: "I'll bring it to you, but you have to wait a while."
Han Zhou: "Okay."
Han Zhou sat at the table waiting, while checking Weibo to see if there were any hot searches today.
At first glance, the number one hot search is "Love You for Ten Thousand Years".
It’s all right, but it’s still okay.
Han Zhou continued reading and saw some sensational news.
For example, a reporter took a photo of Wang Mingyuan and his wife, and then said that the two might remarry.
Then the onlookers went crazy: "When did they divorce?!"
Han Zhou smiled slightly. It turned out that being a celebrity did have its advantages. Others couldn't even get a full view of the whole thing, but he knew the inside story.
Then Han Zhou saw a terrifying hot search.
#The actor Zhang Qingyun is so loving#
When I clicked on it, I saw that a netizen met Zhang Qingyun in Luoshanji and signed for a child, and the signature was on the test paper.
Then netizens praised Zhang Qingyun for being so loving.
Han Zhou knew that it must be Zhang Qingyun's son from his secret marriage.
When Wang Xiya went to Los Angeles in Beverly Hills before, she said that Zhang Qingyun was married and his wife and children lived there.
So, Zhang Qingyun was correcting the test paper for his son, not signing, and he was unexpectedly photographed.
People in China are getting richer and richer now, and there are Chinese people all over the world. It is not so safe to have a secret marriage no matter where you are.
But fortunately there was no bomb explosion.
Otherwise Tianle will definitely be affected.
Now, Tianle and New World are fighting against the Beijing circle. When Han Zhou has a movie schedule, he is fighting against the Beijing circle. At other times, Tianle is fighting against the Beijing circle.
It would be really funny if Zhang Qingyun, the most popular actor, failed.
Han Zhou looked for a long time and then looked at the time.
Half an hour has passed since I made the call.
Alas, today's disaster has finally befallen this spicy chicken.
It looks so tempting, but I can’t eat it!
However, the rider said he would deliver the car, but it would take a while, and Han Zhou had no choice.
What Han Zhou is thinking now is: I should have asked the driver to buy me a set of chopsticks ten minutes ago.
Ten minutes later, Han Zhou was thinking: Why didn't I ask the driver to buy me a set of chopsticks ten minutes ago? The driver must be arriving soon.
Ten minutes later, Han Zhou was thinking: Damn it, I'd better buy some chopsticks.
Han Zhou was just about to call the driver when the doorbell rang.
Han Zhou opened the door with a gloomy expression.
Then I saw the delivery man from before appearing in front of the fence gate of my yard in a suit and tie.
Han Zhou thought it was because it was too dark and he had seen it wrong.
I walked a few steps outside and confirmed that this guy was standing at the gate of my yard in a suit and tie.
Although he was a little fat, the clothes fit him well and were obviously custom-made.
You idiot, you brought me chopsticks, where did you go to change your clothes?
Han Zhou opened the door with the electronic control panel, and the fat delivery man walked up quickly and handed over the chopsticks.
Han Zhou complained: "If you don't come, I'll catch you with my hands."
The fat delivery man obviously didn't want to leave, and instead grabbed Han Zhou's hand: "Director Han!"
Han Zhou: “Hmm?”
Fat delivery man: "I know this may be a little abrupt, but... help!"
Han Zhou: “!”
The fat delivery man burst into tears: "My name is Wang Chao, and I'm a variety show planner."
"I'm still Ma Han Wang Chao." Han Zhou: "You're clearly a delivery man."
Wang Chao reorganized his words: "My name is Wang Chao. Before I became a delivery man, I was a variety show planner."
Han Zhou sighed: "Then I'd better be a delivery man. Variety show planners don't make as much as delivery men."
Wang Chao grabbed Han Zhou's arm and cried loudly: "I am innocent!"
I am not...Judge Bao, oh yes, I am...
Han Zhou: "You... tell me."
When he arrived in the living room, Han Zhou looked at the chopsticks and took a bite. The cold food was really disgusting.
So Han Zhou put the meals in the microwave and heated them up one by one.
And Dynasty tells his story.
"I previously planned a variety show called 'Star Chef Competition'."
With Han Zhou's excellent memory, he remembered this variety show immediately.
At the beginning, after the Yanjing TV station was launched, Director Lu created a variety show called "New Chef Competition", which had good ratings.
Before this variety show, a variety show called "Star Chef Competition" had already been registered.
So Han Zhou judged at that time that Director Lu stole the idea of "Star Chef Competition" and poached the deputy director of "Star Chef Competition" to be the chief planner and producer of his own "New Chef Competition" on Yanjing TV.
Copied this show.
But in fact, things were much more magical than Han Zhou had imagined.
Before the filming of "Star Chef Competition" started, Wang Chao was suddenly found by the producer, who accused him of plagiarism.
Wang Chao was bewildered.
Then the producer said that Wang Chao plagiarized "New Chef Competition" and Director Lu should be held accountable.
Wang Chao was confused: "Our Star Chef Competition was originally going to be broadcast on Yanjing TV. If my plan was plagiarized from them, why didn't you say it at the time? Now you say my plan was plagiarized from New Chef Competition?"
"It's obvious that the New Chef Competition copied me. Well, Yang Gou, you and that guy surnamed Lu stole my idea and then turned the tables on me, right?!"
The result is of course obvious. One is the producer of the original program, and the other is the director of the current TV station. The two of them are working together to dismantle the program. The investors of "Star Chef Competition" were tricked and dared not resist, let alone Wang Chao, a small planner.
Moreover, Wang Chao is also famous in the circle for plagiarism.
After becoming famous, Wang Chao became disheartened and gave up on variety show planning and instead wanted to do scene planning.
And the advertising company he chose was the one affiliated with Huaying Group.
But Wang Chao was so unlucky that he met Hong Sung Wook again.
Although Hong Chengxu is not a good person, he would not take the initiative to trick a small figure like Wang Chao.
However, after Wang Chao completed a project, the advertising company secretly deducted the 12% commission mentioned in the employment contract. Wang Chao was not satisfied and reported it to the higher authorities.
And the matter was finally reported to Hong Chengxu.
Hong Chengxu scolded him: "Reporting over your head in the workplace? Is there something wrong with your brain? Have you ever thought about how bad the impact of this matter will be? If it gets out, will it affect the advertising company and Huaying Group? Can you bear the responsibility? You can do something so detrimental to unity? Our temple is small and can't support a turtle as big as you."
The upper management who embezzled the commission was fine, but Wang Chao was fired.
As a result, after this incident, Wang Chao’s career in the entire entertainment industry was over.
It is rare to find a tough guy in Yanjing who can offend both Director Lu and Hong Chengxu at the same time.
Apart from his dynasty, only Han Zhou was so brave.
Wang Chao told the story in a disjointed manner and kept showing Han Zhou various pieces of evidence.
Han Zhou listened while eating the hot meal.
After Wang Chao finished speaking, Han Zhou said: "I am not Justice Bao, so I cannot clear your name, but I want to know what your planning ability is."
When Han Zhou saw Wang Chao, he wondered whether there would be a person named Ma Han in the future.
Where are Zhang Long and Zhao Hu?
However, Han Zhou wanted to know whether Wang Chao had real ability.
Wang Chao took out a USB drive and said, "These are the seven planning proposals I wrote this year."
Yo, quick shooter?
Han Zhou took out his computer, plugged in the USB drive and started watching.
You don’t know until you see it. It’s shocking.
The first plan this guy came up with was almost the same as "Dad is Back" in his previous life, and the second plan was almost the same as "Come On Champion".
The third plan is 60% similar to "Idol Coming".
The fourth plan was probably inspired by "Summer of Idol", and he actually wrote a plan similar to "Brother Overcoming Troubles"!
If it weren't for the fifth, sixth, and seventh plans, which had nothing to do with his previous life and whose quality was not inferior to the previous ones, Han Zhou would have suspected that he was a time traveler.
I'm starting to suspect that he's here today to check the secret code!
However, this is indeed his personal strength.
Han Zhou watched for more than two hours.
Wang Chao looked at Han Zhou expectantly for more than two hours.
After taking a quick look, Han Zhou turned off the computer and continued to look for spicy chicken among the chili peppers: "I'll sign the contract with you."
In the end, I didn’t get to eat this hot meal.
Han Zhou looked at Wang Chao: "Don't let it be known that you have joined the New World."
"I will arrange a variety show for you, which will be broadcast on CCTV and is called National Treasure. Once this variety show is ready, I guarantee that next year no one will dare to touch you even if you pee outside Mr. Lu's office."
“I’ll send you the idea later.”
"You'd better leave Yanjing to plan this program, and start filming when you come back, so that Hong Chengxu and Director Lu won't find out during the filming and cause trouble."
The dynasty was confused.
He never expected that Han Zhou not only accepted him, but also assigned him such an important job, a variety show broadcast on CCTV!
CCTV! !
Han Zhou: "Hide the name Wang Chao for now, and just call yourself... Fei Si. Yeah, that's the name."
"I see your potential and your talent. If you can realize it, you will be the Liu San of the last era and the you of this era."
In the last era, Liu San was the godfather of variety shows in Taiwan, where the entertainment industry first started, and was as famous as Han Sisheng, the godfather of Chinese films.
In this era, there may be a Wang Si.
The ancients often said that it is a blessing to be recognized and appreciated.
Wang Chao was delivering a takeaway and found out that the diner he met was actually Han Zhou. Unexpectedly, he received a call after delivering the food saying that there were no chopsticks.
When there was a chance to meet for the second time, Wang Chao rushed back home, took the USB drive, changed his clothes, and rode back on his bike.
I ran through three red lights on the road.
On the electric bike, Wang Chao was thinking: If I, Wang Chao, get hit by a car and die today, I deserve to die. If I don’t die today, I must live like a human being! (Don’t learn this illegal behavior!)
But Wang Chao did not expect that Han Zhou would pull him into the New World executive group.
Everyone in the group is now famous in the entertainment industry.
After Wang Chao entered the group and saw who they were, he only sent a message: "Hello everyone, I am honored to join this group. Let me introduce myself. My name is Fei Si, and my ambition is to be a dog under Brother Han."
Zhang Jiuquan: " ??? I respectfully call you Fourth Brother, but as for being a dog, please go and queue up!"
Chen Xiaoyong: "@肥四@张九 this is outrageous, please talk properly."
Wang Chao: "Brother Han said that he wanted me to be the Liu San of this era."
[Liu San kicked himself and said he was so handsome]
Liu Tiantan: "??? Why do I have to be myself in this era? Am I dead?"
Yang Hong: "He's talking about the variety show godfather in Taiwan, right?"
Everyone understood that the new person in the group was a variety show host.
When doing variety shows, the most important thing is loyalty and righteousness, and the main focus is on being unparalleled in loyalty and righteousness.