Chapter 182 The Cow is Angry
Vladimir was stunned.
He looked left and right and rubbed his eyes, thinking he was dreaming.
"Where's the wine?"
"Where's my wine?"
"What about my big bottle of wine?"
Vladimir turned around three times and even turned under the car, but still couldn't find the bottle of rum he had lost.
Vladimir was going crazy. Wine was the source of life for him. Now that the source of life was gone, it was like losing half of his life.
"Where's my wine?" Vladimir's eyes turned red.
"Dawali, is that it?"
Zhang Tuohai pointed toward the cliff.
Vladimir looked in the direction Zhang Tuohai pointed.
He found a red-faced macaque on the cliff, holding a branch with one hand and holding Vladimir's bottle of rum in the other.
Vladimir was furious when he saw this scene.
The last guy who dared to steal his wine has turned into fertilizer, and now there are still beasts who dare to do this?
Vladimir raised his hand and pulled out the Makarov pistol from his waist, and pulled the trigger repeatedly at the red-faced macaque.
Bang bang bang!
A series of bullets accurately hit the red-faced macaque, outlining the outline of a macaque on the cliff.
“Squeak—”
The red-faced macaque screamed, climbed up the cliff quickly with the rum and ran away.
"Davali, your tracing gun skills have reached perfection. I used up a magazine and didn't hit a single bullet. Did you work too hard last night and your hands are shaking?"
Zhang Tuohai joked from the side.
"I'm not drunk. If I were, I would definitely shoot you in the head." Vladimir said angrily.
"No, I've never suffered such a great injustice. I want to get that bottle of wine back!"
"Let's go and take a look together."
Zhang Tuohai looked around and saw no other way, so he decided to go along the way and find some wine for Vladimir.
He always felt that this monkey was not just stealing wine.
It might even be a clue to some branch line.
It's on the way anyway, so there's no loss.
"Okay, even if I have to dig three feet underground, I will get that bottle of wine back. If it dares to drink my wine, I will destroy its entire nest."
Vladimir said angrily.
When Zhang Tuohai saw Vladimir's angry look, he couldn't help but observe a three-second silence for the red-faced macaque.
Why did you have to pick on the bear when you could pick on anyone else?
Now our old nest is no longer safe.
"Let's go, let's go, follow me, don't fall behind."
Zhang Tuohai greeted the two people behind him.
"By the way, keep your car windows closed to prevent monkeys from getting their hands on you."
Zhang Tuohai glanced at the top of the cliff.
I noticed that occasionally there were dark shadows passing by, which looked like the shadows of macaques.
"clear!"
"receive!"
The group drove on the road.
Although the mountain road is winding, it is not difficult to walk on.
Four people were able to make it to the second world. They were already familiar with this kind of road and it was not dangerous at all.
However, it would be a mistake to think that everything will be fine this way.
A few macaques appeared on the cliff and threw stones down from time to time, hitting the roof of the car with a bang.
Looking at these macaques smashing the car roof unscrupulously, Zhang Tuohai frowned.
His car is not afraid of these stones, but the solar charging panel on the roof cannot withstand it.
If the charging board was broken, he would have no place to cry.
He pulled out his AK74, ready to teach these monkeys a lesson.
Vladimir was even more furious and took out his AKM and started shooting at it.
However, these macaques were extremely cunning. They never showed their heads. They just took a quick look and then threw stones down.
Vladimir fired so many shots that they all hit empty space.
“These damn things.”
Zhang Tuohai was also really angry, but he couldn't reach the monkeys.
"How can we get those guys down?"
Zhang Tuohai frowned and thought.
Suddenly, an idea occurred to him.
"Zhao Wanwan, will any creature not attack you upon seeing you?"
"I haven't tried this yet, but all the animals I've seen behave like this," said Zhao Wanwan.
Then open your car windows and get those macaques down.
"I'll give it a try."
Zhao Wanwan said.
"Vladimir, stop for a moment. I have an idea."
Zhang Tuohai shouted at Vladimir.
"No, I want to kill them." Vladimir's eyes turned red.
"This is not a solution. Just do as I say and I guarantee you'll get your wine back." Zhang Tuohai said.
"Okay, then I'll listen to you." Hearing the wine, Vladimir sobered up a little and stopped shooting.
The convoy stopped the attack.
Zhao Wanwan lowered the car window, took out an apple and waved it at the group of macaques.
"That's my apple." Mick the Cow wailed.
"I'm just borrowing it. If you keep talking too much, I'll give the apple to Abai." Zhao Wanwan rolled her eyes at Mick.
"It's over, it's over, I've forgotten the old love when I found a new one." Mick wailed.
"Be content." Polly the parrot landed on Mick's head. "You're just missing a few apples. I've even prepared a recipe. Let me tell you how I'm going to die in the future. The first step is to prepare a basin of hot water..."
"Shut up!" Zhao Wanwan hit Polly on the head with the rolling pin in her hand, and then continued to greet the macaques with the apple.
"Squeak-squeak-squeak-"
When the group of macaques saw the apple in Zhao Wanwan's hand, they felt extremely excited.
However, intimidated by the previous firepower, the macaques just watched and no one dared to go down.
However, no monkeys threw stones anymore.
Zhang Tuohai was delighted to see the effect.
He sent a few bananas to Zhao Wanwan.
"Just keep trying, and you'll succeed."
"I understand." Zhao Wanwan also took the banana in her hand.
Seeing the extra bananas, one of the little monkeys finally couldn't resist the temptation and rushed down the cliff.
He got into Zhao Wanwan's car, snatched the banana from Zhao Wanwan's hand, and started eating it in big mouthfuls.
"Don't do anything yet, lure them all down first."
Zhang Tuohai reminded.
"I understand." Zhao Wanwan continued to take out other fruits to lure the macaque.
Seeing that the little macaque was unharmed, the remaining macaques could not resist the temptation and rushed up, got into the car, and began to scramble for the fruit in Zhao Wanwan's hands.
Zhao Wanwan silently raised the car window.
Then he said to Mick and other animals: "It's time to use you, go ahead!"
After receiving Zhao Wanwan's order, Mick and other animals could no longer bear it and pounced on them directly.
Mick was the first to step on a macaque that was eating an apple, and his big hoof crushed the macaque half to death.
Mick yelled angrily, "I told you to eat my apple!"
