Chapter 176 Don't Burn My Calories

The frogmen from the program team jumped out of the bus that had fallen to the ground.
Then Huichun and Slime also climbed out of the car window, and they didn't seem to be in any serious trouble.
"See, I knew it."
Shi Li sighed.
However, he observed that the program crew did not seem to have any intention of stopping the recording.
Obviously, the cultural atmosphere here is still quite different from that of Blue Star.
"Would you like some chocolate?"
At this time, Qingqing next to him raised the sign and patted him on the shoulder.
A piece of chocolate in a sheet-like package fell out of the mouth of its doll costume and landed at Shi Li's feet.
"Um?"
Shi Li didn't react for a moment.
But people on the barrage were already laughing.
[Hahahaha, you are indeed a magician! ]
[But it's too blatant to hold up the sign like this]
[It appears. This is a frog that dares to challenge the dignity of the program team! ]
[I like this guy! ]
Ah Qing’s character in the copy is a mute magician.
As for Shi Li, he was an idle manager who was sidelined in a large listed company.
Shi Li:?
"Teachers, you can't eat chocolate! Quack!"
The PD colleagues who followed them became anxious on the spot.
Just as what was said in the comments, you don’t even know how to cover up your cheating, and you are challenging our dignity?
"What chocolate? There is no chocolate."
Shi Li took a step forward and lightly stepped on the piece of chocolate.
[Hahahaha! This guy is also a guy who tells lies with open eyes.]
[I feel this group will be more interesting]
[The group next door isn't bad either. The frog just climbed out of the car and was hit by a billboard, but he wasn't hurt! ]
[Is that so? I'll quickly jump over and take a look! ]
In the end, the chocolate was confiscated by the program crew.
"Isn't it a magician? Can't we eat the products of magic?"
Shi Li grumbled and complained to Ah Qing: "Can't you just give it to me quietly? You have to hold up the sign."
"PD, it has been detected that Mr. Frog's body has increased by about 200 calories, croak."
At this time, a staff member in charge of testing reported it.
"Teacher Frog, did you also steal some food? None of this can escape detection."
"We will deduct the calories this time."
"Don't do this again. If you do this again, you will be eliminated this round."
“Quack, quack!”
PD immediately frowned.
"Your name is Frog? It doesn't seem out of place at all."
Shi Li thought the name Aqing was a bit funny.
"Let's quickly decide where to go next."
Ah Qing held up the sign in annoyance.
“You can’t beg, you can’t eat garbage, you can’t work…”
"Then let's go to this place, a large zoo."
"There should be plenty of animals to hunt in the zoo."
Shi Li pointed to the terminal on one of the bus route signs.
[Hahahaha! Did I hear that correctly? ]
[This frog is really outrageous. He actually plans to go to a large zoo to hunt animals! ]
[The key question is, how can a mere frog possibly defeat those large animals! ]
"Um, Mr. Shiwa, do you have any misunderstandings?"
"A mega zoo doesn't mean a very big zoo, it means a zoo with very big animals."
“Quack.”
The PD was watching the comments in real time and responded to the netizens.
"That means I can eat them if I win, right?"
The other party did not refuse explicitly, which made Shi Li excited.
"The zoo...is indeed a good choice, quack."
The PD still didn't make it clear and gave an ambiguous choice.
Of course, you can’t eat animals in the zoo.
So he felt that the other party was just bluffing and pretending.
But let’s just guide the other party over first.
If the other party really stages a battle between frogmen and giant rhinoceros beetles, wouldn't that be another hot spot for this episode, increasing the ratings?
Or it would be nice to have some interaction with large animals.
Moreover, it wasn't really a betrayal to Shi Li because the natural environment at the zoo was good and there were indeed some wild fruits and animals.
It depends on whether they dare to eat it.
"Okay, then we'll choose a large zoo, as a punishment~"
Shi Li’s idea was a little different.
Going to the zoo is to protect the bottom line.
After all, looking from this direction, there doesn't seem to be anyone with combat capability here.
If the card pool is really full of sound teachers, props teachers, variety show directors and the like by then, I'm afraid they will all be E-level cards.
This planet must be different from the Blue Planet. Maybe there are some powerful or special animals there.
Getting in close contact with them can also increase your chances of entering the card pool.
So just like that, one man and one youth led the program crew onto the bus.
After about ten minutes in the car, the PD who was traveling with them suddenly gave them a message.
"Teachers, Mr. Swabian from the next group has been eliminated this round, quack."
He said so.
"Oh? What's going on?"
"?"
Shi Li and Ah Qing were both stunned.
"Well...it seems like it was caught cheating and eating."
"Even after being warned, he still didn't change, so he can only be eliminated in this round."
“Quack.”
PD sighed, and at the same time, his eyes hinted to Ah Qing: You see what happens, you'd better behave yourself.
"Oh, that's not surprising."
After hearing what he said, Shi Li remembered that slimes eat air.
And it's the kind of eating that is out of control.
So it is estimated that the staff in that group could detect that the calories in its body were increasing, and it was considered cheating.
"game start"
Ah Qing shrugged and held up the sign.
The city is huge, and the journey from the TV station to the destination almost spans the entire city.
So when the man and the boy arrived at the large zoo, it was almost three o'clock in the afternoon.
This was a bit unexpected for Shi Li.
At the same time, he and Ah Qing also felt a rather uncomfortable feeling of hunger.
"Finally here, let's start looking for food."
After getting off the bus, he stretched.
The only advantage of taking the bus is that it saves energy compared to walking.
Even if you sit for a few hours, it will definitely not consume as much energy as spending half an hour walking several kilometers.
The zoo is a public place, so you can buy a ticket to enter by swiping your citizen card.
As soon as he walked in, Shi Li saw the beautifully designed green belts on both sides of the walkway.
There are vast tracts of forests and lush grasslands.
However, calling it a green belt is not actually accurate.
Because the leaves of plants in this world are all blue, which looks very strange.
He noticed this when he was in the TV station, and also confirmed it while observing the plants on both sides of the road while riding in the car.
"I'm so hungry, I can hardly walk anymore."
As a result, after taking only a few steps, Ah Qing raised the sign.
Its physical strength is slightly inferior to Shi Li's, and its doll costume is heavy.
Therefore, both the consumption and fatigue level are greater than Shi Li's.
"Then... let's just find some fruit to eat first."
Shi Li's gaze turned to the green belt.
"Look over there."
So he pointed to a tree not far away, where there were two fist-sized fruits connected together.
Its shape is somewhat similar to that of an apple, and it is green and particularly conspicuous among the blue leaves.
"Wow! What's so dazzling?"
After pointing out the fruit, he suddenly felt something strange.
Looking from the side, I found that there seemed to be .
“Fruit!!!”
It knocked hard and drew several exclamation marks.
Then he trotted to the tree, but the two fruits were actually quite high up.
In terms of jumping ability, Ah Qing is about the same level as Mushroom, and is even inferior to the bouncy Slime.
It jumped up with all its might but it could only get 20 centimeters off the ground, and finally it could only look to Shi Li for help.
"I really can't do anything with you. Bend down and I'll step on your head to pick it."
Upon hearing this, Ah Qing immediately squatted down obediently.
With Ah Qing as a ladder, Shi Li easily picked both fruits.
In fact, he was also thirsty and hungry, so after giving one to Ah Qing, he picked one up, wiped it casually on his clothes, and then took a bite.
Crack!
The sound is quite crisp.
When the fruit entered his mouth, Shi Li paused for 0.1 second, then chewed and swallowed it.
"How is it? Is it delicious?"
After seeing him take a bite, Ah Qing felt relieved and raised the sign to ask.
"It smells good, try it."
Shi Li motioned for it to taste it.
So Ah Qing nodded, rubbed it on his body impatiently, and then put it into his mouth.
As a result, as soon as it bit the fruit into its mouth, it smelled an incomparable strong sour taste.
It was so sore that it couldn't even control its limbs, and it started kicking, jumping, waving its arms, and shaking its hands wildly.
It looks like a weird dance that doesn't fit in with the norm.
When he lost control, he glanced at Shi Li and found that his reaction was similar to his.
At this time, netizens in the live broadcast room were already laughing.
[Hahahaha! These two frogs must be native city frogs. They don’t even know the dancing fruit!]
[Dancing Fruit, a fruit that is so sour that it makes people lose control of their limbs]
[I am also a city dweller, and I have learned a lot. This is the first time I know what dancing looks like.]
[The key is that Shiwa was so bad! Hahahaha! ]
[I was immediately struck by the sourness of the dancing fruit, but I forced myself to swallow it down just to trick the frog into taking a bite.]
[Based on this determination, I now believe that he really wants to challenge large animals]
[I have captured the video, added emoticons +1, it made me laugh to death, hahahaha! ]
PD was amused looking at the rows of “Hahahahaha” and the exploding number of people in the live broadcast room.
It turned out that I was right to bring these two guys to the zoo. They made a fool of themselves as soon as they entered the door.
The popularity of the other two groups’ live broadcast rooms is definitely not as high as his!
After a lot of effort, Shi Li and A Qing’s soreness subsided and they stopped dancing.
"How is it? Does eating this fruit increase calories?"
Shi Li asked PD breathlessly.
After hearing what he said, the netizens who had just burst into laughter laughed again.
[Come on, big brother, you don’t want to continue eating! ]
[Do you have to work so hard? Hahaha! ]
[Let him eat, let him eat! I haven’t seen enough! ]
[Hahahaha, Brother Shiwa, there is no one in this world that you care about anymore, right? ]
But to be honest, the nutritional value of this dancing fruit is actually quite high.
"The calorie data of the two teachers just now has indeed changed, quack."
At the PD's signal, the staff responsible for testing walked out from the frog group.
"Just by taking a bite of the dancing fruit, Mr. Shiwa consumed 150 calories."
"Mr. Frog may have a big mouthful, so he consumed 230 calories."
“Quack.”
Hearing this, Shi Li breathed a sigh of relief.
It seems that this fruit is unpalatable, but it is still quite useful.
It’s amazing that the calories are not less than chocolate.
But before he could take another bite, the other party spoke again.
"And Mr. Shiwa just burned 197 calories while dancing."
"Mr. Frog consumed 289 calories."
“Puff…quack!”
It can be seen that the staff were also trying to hold back their laughter.
“Oh my god~!”
Shi Li simply threw the fruit in his hand to vent his anger.
"Teacher Shiwa, you have consumed an extra calorie, quack."
The staff kindly reminded.
Shi Li: “…”
Shi Li: “…”
Shi Li: “…”
"Don't make me laugh, it takes so much energy!"
Ah Qing held her stomach and raised the card.
"Teacher Frog, I actually wanted to remind you just now."
“Writing and holding a sign burn more calories than talking .”
"Quack."
The staff member said again.
At this time, the live broadcast room was already a sea of ​​hahaha, and the number of people was still increasing.
Compared to the other two groups' channels, this channel is much more interesting.
Especially when Shi Li and A Qing were getting closer and closer to the large animal area, the live broadcast room became even more lively.
Of course, no one expected to see Shi Li challenge those large animals.
Instead, I want to see how he gets slapped in the face and how he finds a way out.
However, these frogmen could not understand Shi Li's mood at this moment.
"What the hell is this thing?"
Looking at the animal in front of him, he was stunned.
This is a species that he has never seen on Blue Star or in other copy worlds.
Turtle shell. First of all, this guy has a huge turtle shell.
But what stick out from the turtle shell are four chicken claws and a chicken head with a red crown.
At this time, he was standing in the area surrounded by iron fences, staring at Shi Li and his gang.
He looked at the species introduction posted nearby, which contained relevant information.
【Speedy Chicken】
[Ornithines]
[A species that moves very slowly but crows regularly every morning]
[Gentle personality, non-aggressive unless seriously threatened]
【Likes to eat earthworms, gravel and other foods】
This weird thing looks like a card that might produce strange effects if not handled properly.
"How do I get into the cage?"
Shi Li became interested and asked the other party.
"Eh?"
PD was visibly stunned.
Originally, when he got here, he thought that the other party would give up and find a way out.
But now it seems that this frog is a bit stubborn?
"Oh, I forgot."
As a result, before the other party could answer, Shi Li snapped his fingers and said, "You want to be self-sufficient, right?"
So he walked up to the iron bars and grabbed each adjacent one with his hands.
I tried it with a little force and it didn't seem to be that hard. Instead, it had a bit of elasticity.
He gathered his strength and took a few deep breaths for a few seconds, then he used all his strength to pull the two iron fences in the opposite direction!
Click, click, click…
Suddenly, the two iron fences made a strange metal tearing sound, and then slowly opened to both sides.
What is a LV11 card player? Although Shi Li is not as strong as the straw man now, he is definitely a first-class strongman on this planet where frogmen are generally weak.
[What the hell! Is this a muscular bullfrog?]
[This thing... can a frog break it apart? ]
[Wow, this is a fence for keeping large animals! ]
Originally, Shi Li just made a joke about this matter and netizens would have treated it as nothing happened.
Who would have known that it turned out that the other party was not just pretending from the beginning!
This guy must be starving to death and really wants to eat large animals!
"Wait, wait! Mr. Tokiwa! Quack, quack, quack!"
The PD who was traveling with him was stunned on the spot, until he saw Shi Li start to get inside, then he woke up as if from a dream and hugged him around the waist.
"This thing is really inedible!"
This time, he really believed it.
"Can't eat? Then let me touch it."
Shi Li felt that even just touching it should be able to increase the probability of the card pool.
"This is a nationally protected animal. You can't touch it! You can't touch it!"
The PD is really afraid of bringing trouble to the program team.
"Is this not possible..."
Shi Li felt a little regretful and could only retract the half of his body that had been stretched in.
"But I just spent some energy, you have to compensate me for the calories."
He said so.
"this… …"
"Hmm, is it better grilled or boiled?"
"Pay, pay, pay! We'll pay! Quack!"
"Okay, but you're not just trying to get me by adding a number, are you? I think the lunch boxes from your production team are pretty good."
"this……"
"Hmm, is it better grilled or boiled?"
"Here, here, here! I'll deliver it right away! Quack!"
The PD really didn't dare to cause trouble, so he quickly asked the logistics team to deliver a hot lunch box.
[Oh my god, what's going on? ]
[This is not the production team I know, why did you give in? ]
[He is so cool, he can even steal the lunch boxes from the production team during the hungry special]
[If you can break open the iron cage, you can also eat it]
[If they don’t give it, maybe the PD is afraid of being broken up]
Under the gaze of netizens, Shi Li did not hesitate and just squatted on the ground and started eating.
Although the program team still strictly followed the rules, they immediately called a halt when he took in exactly the amount of food he had just consumed.
But he still made some money, at least he got something to eat and didn't have to go hungry anymore.
"It's OK, about 30% full, should last for a while, huh?"
When he stood up, Shi Li found Ah Qing standing there holding the iron fence.
I don't know what it is doing, it is trembling.
"Mr. Frog, don't try anymore. You've already consumed 50 calories!"
At this time, the staff in charge of the testing shouted.
"Good fellow."
Shi Liyi understood.
When Ah Qing saw that he was eating boxed lunches, he also wanted to use the same method to make a living.
"Then you have to compensate me for the calories."
Sure enough, it held up the sign.
However, PD treats Shili and it differently.
"Oh, but you didn't open it either."
He looked disdainful.
"snort!"
When Ah Qing saw this reaction, he simply wrote a word and threw the sign away.
He turned around and tried to pry open the iron fence.
How dare this ugly frogman look down on me?
Explode, my little universe!
Burn, my...oops!
Shi Li kicked Ah Qing to the ground.
"Don't burn my calories."
He stopped.
This is indeed true. I am now in a group with it.
It consumes its calories, which is equivalent to consuming your own calories.

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