Chapter 16 I can't live a bit!

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The barrage of comments instantly burst into laughter!

'Hahahahaha what a smart game'

"As expected of you, Golden Wind."

"Is Winter Melon's nickname Xiao Liang?"

"Is it okay to just fly out? Hahahahahahahaha..."

"I guess Brother Qia didn't expect this child to have such a unique skeleton."

'Fun, with a kind of mask-like beauty'

'You know Jim Carrey'

' How can you call your own child an idiot, hahahahahaha'

'This game is really too abstract...'

The comments were hilarious, but Liu Peiqia looked anxious!

We can’t let Donggua die like this!

Otherwise, he should be the son instead!

"Winter melon! WOC, are you dead?"

Liu Peijia hurried downstairs and wanted to go to the back garden to check on the winter melon.

But just open the door!

I saw an unidentified object flying towards me!

Like a piece of gummy bear being pulled out, it hit his face with a "snap".

Then I heard Donggua let out a strange cry: "Ada!"

Donggua, who was wearing a diaper, flew up and kicked Liu Peiqie!

"In the department! Daddy!!!"

You should know that, at the instruction of Gu Sheng, this game did not do any collision volume testing.

This will cause its stress performance to collapse under certain extreme conditions.

So——

With a flying electric kick from the diaper version of Winter Melon, Liu Peiqia actually flew up into the air!

Like a deflated balloon, it flew around the living room, and finally fell to the ground and spun in circles like a muscular rag doll.

For a moment!

The live broadcast room was filled with the sound of the two people exclaiming!

"Oh shit! Oh shit, I'm flying! Help, help, help!!!"

"Wow, this is so handsome, Dad! Wuhu! My dad has ascended to heaven!!!"

The barrage was full of laughter——

'Filial piety leads to strength'

'Hahahahahaha, father is kind and son is filial'

'Is this a game made by humans?'

'There is a kind of beauty that comes from studying animation for three years'

'That's too weird hahahahaha'

"My dad ascended to heaven and it made me laugh so hard. This game is so stupid."

'Bringing filial sons'

'Double Hyperthyroidism'

'Query the mental state of the game designer——'

"I can only say that the show was very effective..."

“Hahahahahahaha…”

Fun!

Donggua had never seen such an outrageous game before, and the joy of playing pranks made him extremely excited!

While Liu Peijia was still not standing up, he jumped up and ran straight to the refrigerator in a freak running posture!

"Dad! Dad, I'm hungry! I need to get something to eat!"

As he spoke, Donggua stretched out his hand.

Logically speaking, with his height, he shouldn't be able to pull the handle of the refrigerator.

but!

This game has no logic.

The next second, Donggua's two arms stretched out like taffy, and in an extremely outrageous posture, he pulled the door handle and opened the refrigerator.

"Wuhu! Let me check! Is there any rat poison in our refrigerator?"

Behind him, Liu Peiqia finally stood up.

Upon hearing this, he rolled over and crawled on the spot, complaining and chasing after Donggua:

"How the hell did you open the door! Hey! Hey! You can't just eat anything in that fridge!"

"Don't worry about it! I have to make some burgers today! Hey hey hey!"

Donggua doesn’t care about Liu Peijia. After all, if he succeeds in committing suicide, he will be the father next time!

Seeing that he was about to get himself killed, Donggua stood directly in the refrigerator, hurriedly grabbed the hamburger, and stuffed it into his mouth with the box!

"Eat! Damn it, I'm just showing off! I want to be a father in my rebirth!"

Take a bite of the refrigerated burger!

Winter melon's appetite instantly increased by one fifth, but it showed a green poisoning state!

Liu Peiqia's face changed immediately!

"No! Don't eat it! Son! Put the turtle down and eat it! You're going to die!"

"Impossible! I just eat it! I just show off!"

Donggua let out an evil laugh and was already in a state of hyperthyroidism!

"Even the gods can't save me! I'm not going to survive today!!!"

Liu Peijia was going crazy, watching Donggua's poisoning status almost fully stacked.

In a panic, he subconsciously wanted to pick up Donggua to interrupt the baby's suicidal behavior.

But unexpectedly, mistakes were made in a hurry.

Accidentally, my hand touched the refrigerator door!

“Hey hey hey, fuck, don’t—!!!”

Bang!

In an instant, Liu Peijia's desperate shout rang out in the live broadcast room -

"Oh shit! I pressed the wrong button! Why the hell did I close the refrigerator door!"

The comments were so funny that I almost went crazy——

'Hahahahahahaha he even closed the fridge door!'

'Brother Qie: You are dying too slowly, let me help you'

'The main theme is family harmony'

'Dad is most dangerous when there is no danger'

'Hahahahaha, how many steps are there to turn my son off the refrigerator?'

"There's really no way to save him now ."

'This game is really too hyperthyroid'

'I laughed so hard that tears came out hahahahahaha'

'This game is so fucking horrible'

'Although it's perfunctory, it's also mysteriously fun'

'Brother Qie is a pure fool'

'Maybe Brother Qie closed the refrigerator door on purpose? (dog head)'

"Just to be a son, right? (funny)"

"You know what, this game is more fun when you're a son..."

Following the discussion of the audience!

In just five seconds!

You lose

As three big words appeared on Liu Peiqia's screen!

In the voice channel, Donggua's victory cheers were also heard:

"Awesome! I'm Chao! I'm going to die a good death!"

"Young people are in good health. They can fall asleep as soon as they lie down!"

"Brother Qie! Guess what! I'm going to be your daddy!!!"

Liu Peijia transformed into a Cybertronian on the spot.

Open the little mouth and hear the birds singing and the flowers blooming.

The live broadcast room is very lively!

…

at the same time!

Shen Miaomiao looked at the time.

It's already ten o'clock.

In the Shark Game Zone, in A Yin's live broadcast room, the boss's voice came out:

"Okay, that's it for today's live broadcast. We'll continue at the same time tomorrow. See you there. Bye!"

After saying that, the screen in the live broadcast room went black.

Shen Miaomiao also breathed a sigh of relief.

"call--"

Fortunately, there were no accidents.

She had been waiting in A Yin's live broadcast room early today, just to give herself a shot of prevention in advance.

Don’t be like Cat Leo before, who became popular for no apparent reason by the top player in the gaming area.

Fortunately, this time, Gu Sheng’s good luck did not seem to continue.

In Ayin's crappy game session today, he didn't play their "Who is the Daddy".

After testing a few boring games with mediocre creativity, A Yin ended the live broadcast on time.

"Perfect!"

Shen Miaomiao was very happy:

"There's no chance of an accident this time."

Without the anchor's traffic, based on the selling price of 5 yuan per game, even if she sold thousands of copies in a week, she would still lose 80,000 to 90,000 yuan, which is equivalent to 800,000 to 900,000 yuan!

Not only can you make up for the money you lost last time, but you can also make a fortune!

If things continue to go smoothly like this, she will be able to achieve financial freedom soon and live a happy life.

If my dad still doesn't like me sitting around at home, I'll charter a yacht and travel around the world.

hey-hey.

Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but smile triumphantly.

It still has to be the system!

Isn’t the ideal life just around the corner?

However, what Shen Miaomiao didn't know was.

Just as she turned off the live broadcast room and climbed into bed to start her sweet dream.

Far away in Tianjin City, A Yin, who had just finished a live broadcast, turned on his mobile phone.

On the phone, a short video full of "laughter" and "birdsong and flowers" appeared on the screen.

"I don't care! I'll just eat! I won't be able to survive today!"