Chapter 16
Logically speaking, since we are married, the next step should be entering the bridal chamber, one of the four major happy events in life. However, I don’t see where the happiness comes from. The beautiful unscrupulous bride was very immoral and kicked me, the "groom", out of the house that originally belonged to "me" in a very shameful way.
"The cuckoo occupies the magpie's nest", but if the "magpie" is strong enough, it is also possible to snatch the dove's nest. There is no way, I, the unlucky "dove", have to wander the streets alone.
Just as I was thinking about how to communicate with my beautiful "wife" in the future, the internal channel suddenly flashed. I looked carefully and saw that the lord was calling me. By the way, if I really can't get into my own house, the lord's mansion should be a good place to "stay overnight", right?
I walked into the conference room with square steps and took a look. I was surprised to see quite a lot of people there, including my sister, Brother Yun and his wife, the two fairy cat sisters, Qianshan Muxue and his girlfriend Hongzhuang, and Gao Lin who was squatting on a chair.
"Wow, what a huge lineup. What? Are you guys welcoming me? That's too polite." I chattered as I walked towards the conference table.
"Tsk!" "Shame on you." "Idiot!" "Stupid thief." "Severe dementia." Well, you are good friends as expected. The greetings when we meet are always so "unique".
"What's up? It's rare that everyone is here, are we having a meal?" I pulled a chair and sat down nonchalantly. My sister-in-law has become a chef from a farmer, and her cooking skills are quite good. Although eating in the virtual world has no practical significance, it always tastes good, and everyone usually lets my sister-in-law show off her cooking skills to satisfy their cravings.
"What are you thinking about? All you think about is eating. By the way, I heard that you went into the mountains to get pet crystals this afternoon. Did you get them?" My sister asked me curiously. She knew that I was "stimulated" enough by your antics these days.
"Of course I did. It's a pet as big as a wall, very powerful." I'm telling the truth. It's as big as a wall.
"Oh? What is it? Bring it out so we can see it?" Brother Yun's interest was piqued. He didn't have a pet yet, but his sister-in-law had an ivory tusk that looked like a lizard, and it was said that it could evolve into a dragon in the future.
"Yeah, what powerful and top-grade stuff? Take it out and show it off." Others urged me. They knew I had the habit and ability to "talk" with high-level monsters.
"Hey, you're just a pet, don't act so ignorant, people will laugh at us, Rose." I stood up and backed away, taking the opportunity to gain verbal advantage. Along with a few teacup lids, I retreated to the open space near the door. This conference room looks big, it shouldn't be collapsed by the mammoth, right?
Another burst of gray smoke rose up. I hate this summoning design. It always looks like a fire. The gray fog dissipated, and my "wall-sized" pet, the mammoth, revealed its "proud" figure. Fortunately, its back just scraped the ceiling, and my sister's meeting room was saved.
"Puchi!" "Hehe!" "Oh hahaha!" After a brief silence, a burst of unbridled laughter broke out in the conference room.
"Oh my God, why is it an elephant? Haha, is this a magic trick? Ha, hahahaha..." My sister laughed so hard that tears came out.
"Elephant! Seriously! How did a thief like you get an elephant? Oh hahahaha..." The fairy cat laughed like a daffodil, and the cat laughed so hard that he clapped his hands on the table.
"Haha, ha, ha, ha, ha, it's actually that big..." Gao Lin pointed at the mammoth, who was stumbling on the chair with his hands on his stomach. Why didn't he fall down? Tsk!
My sister-in-law covered her mouth and chuckled softly. Brother Yun and Qianshan Muxue were probably a little embarrassed to laugh at me, so their faces turned red. Qianshan's girlfriend Hongzhuang was very polite. She just buried her face in Qianshan Muxue's arms, her shoulders shaking constantly.
"I knew it would be like this. Do you think I wanted it to be like this?" I muttered in annoyance. Is it really funny that a thief's pet is an elephant?
"Well, seriously, although it looks a bit funny, the mammoth is a very useful pet." Brother Yun came up and patted my shoulder in understanding. Before I could thank him, Brother Yun continued seriously: "With proper training, maybe you can even perform in the circus, which is also a way to make money." I was stunned. Performing in the circus with a pet? I changed my job to become a trainer? I might as well die.
After hearing what Brother Yun said, the people on the other side of the table laughed even more happily. Really, he has no sympathy at all.
"Ahem! Ahem! I have another piece of news to announce!" I pretended to be casual and showed the wedding ring on my hand, "I'm serious, I'm getting married today." Hehe, it's quite a bombshell to test these people's hearts.
Wow, the effect was quite significant. The laughter in the conference room stopped abruptly, and everyone's smiles froze on their faces. With a "bang" , Gao Lin fell down with his chair. My sister also widened her eyes in surprise, and stared at the wedding ring on my hand in disbelief like everyone else. Oh hahahaha, it was worth the price of the ticket. This scene was so funny.
"Damn it! Seriously! You're married? You actually got married!" After making sure that her eyes and ears were fine, my sister couldn't help but raise her voice by eight octaves. Her usual ladylike demeanor had long been lost to the Qilian Mountains.
"Oh my God! This is a real wedding ring. Seriously, when did you get a girlfriend? You've actually reached the stage , and you've kept us in the dark." My sister-in-law looked at my finger in surprise for a long time. She also has a wedding ring, so of course she wouldn't make a mistake.
"Brother, you're finished. You've given up the entire forest for a tree. You're a disgrace to thieves..." Gao Lin muttered to himself as he sat on the ground, rubbing his arms.
"Explain it to me! A few days ago, that little bastard was complaining to me that he didn't have a first love, but how come he's married after not seeing me for a few days!" My sister pushed away Brother Yun who was frozen in front of me, grabbed my collar, stared into my eyes and growled. Marriage in "Magic Flag" is almost the same as cohabitation in reality. Of course, she, who has a strong sense of "parenthood", was furious about this matter.
"It's serious. Although this is virtual, this kind of thing is serious for both parties. You have to think about it carefully." The sister-in-law next to me also said to me with a serious face.
"I..." Before I could finish my words, my sister dragged me towards the door.
"Where's the bride? If you dare to do this with a bad person, you're dead! Take me to see the bride!" Oh my god, why is she reacting so strongly? How is she going to meet the princess? The purple rosy clouds in her hand can't be a wedding gift, right?
"Listen to me! Big sister! Calm down first, I'm not a child, I know what I'm doing, oh! Damn it! Take your sword away!" She was so angry that she swung Zixia around and almost hit me on the head several times. I know that my sister is doing this for my own good. In "Magic Flag", some women often use marriage as a means to defraud male players of their property for money. The news of my marriage was a bit sudden, and my sister thought that I, who was "simple" and could not resist the "temptation", was also deceived.
"Okay, okay, A Zi, this is serious. Please sit down at the table and talk slowly." Sister-in-law asked Brother Yun to pull my sister and me to sit at the table.
"Yes, come on, let's drink tea and listen to a serious romance." The two cats, who were afraid of chaos in the world, began to pour tea for everyone, looking like they were listening to an opera.
"This is what happened. I was in Qilian Mountains today..." Looking at my furious sister and the "audience" next to me who looked like they were listening to a play, I helplessly told them what happened between me and the princess.
"You've only known each other for a few hours and you're getting married! And you still say you haven't been cheated? You believe that idiotic reason? Are you a nymphomaniac?" My sister slapped the table full of teacups so hard that they jumped everywhere, and said through gritted teeth.
"A level 51 Elf Knight, there is no reason and no need to use such despicable means to deceive people. And..." I shook my head at my sister. For a player as high as the princess, I would never believe that she would lower her own status to do such a deceptive thing.
"Besides, this knight is very handsome?" Gao Lin took over the conversation.
"Yes, she is very beautiful, you..." I just wanted to describe the princess's beauty when my sister kicked me out.
"What's the use of being beautiful? Beauty is deceptive! What's her name?" the elder sister said fiercely. A serious rule is never to praise another woman in front of a woman, no matter if she is a relative or a friend.
"Yes, her name is Princess." I jumped up from the ground in embarrassment. Damn it, are all Taoist priests born in the Year of the Horse? They are so skilled at kicking people.
"Puff!" Qianshan Muxue and Gao Lin performed the hunting movements of archerfish at the same time, and the tea sprayed out. The two cats opposite them also reacted quickly. Two wind walls immediately made the sprayed tea and the "spraying pot" hang on the wall behind them.
"What are you doing! You're dirty, do you know that?" The startled fairy cat cursed with her eyes wide open. A tsunami handprint had already formed on the cat's hand, and she was eager to try it out at the "Fountain Duo".
"I'm sorry, I'm just a little surprised." Gao Lin and Qian Shan Mu Xue stood up from the wall and apologized. The difficulty of these two cats was second only to the Lord among the roses.
"Do you know this princess?" The elder sister looked at the elf covered in tea leaves in confusion. Such a big reaction? They were both elves, so it was possible that they knew each other.
"I've only heard that Qianshan has met him a few times, but I don't know yet if it's the same person." Gao Lin and Qianshan Muxue looked at each other, and Gao Lin answered.
"Qianshan, what princess have you seen? How come I don't know?" Hongzhuang, who was wiping Qianshan Muxue's face, suddenly looked up and asked. Hmm, it tastes a bit sour.
"You've seen it too. Remember once at the Five-Colored Lake, the silver oak leaves..." Qianshan Muxue shrugged, trying to neutralize his girlfriend's jealousy.
"Oh, God, it can't be such a coincidence, right? Could it be that princess?" Hongzhuang exclaimed in surprise, covering her mouth.
"Why, is the serious 'princess' very famous?" It seemed that the elder sister didn't have a good first impression of the princess, and there was always sarcasm in her words.
"We can't be sure yet whether it is the same person. If it is the one we know, she can't be a liar. But I can't guess how she would appear here and marry Yanzhong." Qianshan Muxue answered affirmatively.
"It's serious. It seems that we really need to meet our 'sister-in-law' now. Where is she?" My sister gave me a sidelong glance and made an suggestion with a half-smile.
"Oh, she is in my house..." Oh my, it seems like I married an incredible beauty.
We all filed out of the conference room and walked towards the door of the lord's mansion. When we were almost at the door, we heard a series of loud noises behind us.
Squeak! Snap! Boom! I looked back and said, "Oh, no, my God!" I was too scared to look at my sister who was about to go berserk.
Apparently, we all forgot one thing. My pet mammoth, which was as big as a wall, was still in the conference room separated from the hall by a wall. I forgot to take it back. Seeing us walk out of the "door" of the conference room, the loyal mammoth of course followed its owner. The result was:
My sister's beautifully decorated conference room and the first-floor lobby are now "perfectly" connected.
Finally, I asked for the "borrowed" twenty sacred gems, so that I didn't become the "vicious soul under the sword" of my sister. Of course, those gems became the "repair costs" of the lord's mansion. The repair costs of twenty sacred gems? Using gold to build the wall? I'm special.
Nine people marched straight to "my" residence. Everyone had strange expressions on their faces, and passers-by on the street sideways. Were the cadres of the Rose Corps going berserk?
When we got to the house, before I had time to open the door, my sister kicked it in her "usual" way. It was like she was robbing someone. The door of the mid-level house was very solid, and it didn't break even after such a heavy kick, but just fell down with the door frame.
This time, my sister didn't rush in rashly. She was smart enough to put on the protective Qi first. The knight inside was as high as level 51, so the Taoist priests who were less than level 47 had better be cautious. Just as she was about to step forward, a crusader slashed at her face. What a familiar scene.
Speed-up, iron wall, assault, quite skilled knight combat skills, wielding the saber in a smooth and coherent manner, everyone present couldn't help but secretly praise her. I was stunned at the side, this beautiful knight was very beautiful, but who was she?
