Chapter 1558: Miraculous Promotion Mission
"What kind of bullshit promotion mission is this?"
Zhang Tuohai felt overwhelmed when he saw the task of promotion to the second rank.
Because the task requirement for promotion to the second rank is to control a country with a population of over one million without using any supernatural powers .
Then, manipulate the country into starting a war with an enemy far larger than the country he controls.
In the end, you have to fight and win.
"You are making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger!"
Zhang Tuohai scratched his head.
It is not difficult to control a country of one million people.
It's not difficult to start a war.
It is not difficult to find a country stronger than yourself and defeat it.
But it would be difficult if the use of supernatural powers was not allowed.
"Even if the mission goal is to kill ten monsters."
Zhang Tuohai muttered.
But even though he complained, he still had to find a solution.
In fact, a small life is a good choice.
Most of the high-ranking officials in the Kyoto circle were purged and lost most of their weapons.
The people are in panic.
As long as Zhang Tuohai transforms himself into a charlatan and mingle around, he will definitely be able to form a team.
But here comes the problem.
Who to fight next?
The place where Xiao Rizi lives is the East Asian Monster House.
There are big brothers everywhere. Who can he fight without using his extraordinary powers?
There is no need to think about the Ugly Country. Although it is in chaos now, there is no country around it that is stronger than it.
There are no ships to fight across the sea.
Even if the ship is built, it will take too long.
It is not a suitable choice either.
After much thought, Zhang Tuohai finally found a suitable place.
Africa.
Africa can be a wonderful place. As long as you have the courage, you can achieve something.
Moreover, many predecessors have set examples for themselves.
As long as they are here, even a few people can launch a military coup.
Even rule a country.
Moreover, Zhang Tuohai has also chosen a place to settle down, which is Libya, the birthplace of Colonel Kadiz.
This place is blessed with talented people and beautiful scenery, especially after being overwhelmed by the British and French allied forces, there are many self-proclaimed kings here.
This is a great opportunity to show your talents.
After making up his mind, Zhang Tuohai controlled Fangcun Mountain and went south into Africa.
Above the Sahara Desert, Zhang Tuohai kept circling, looking for a suitable target.
Suddenly, he found a target. On the edge of the desert, there was a camp with facilities such as trenches. It looked like a military base.
In the camp, a huge civilian airliner crashed into the camp.
There was a wisp of blue smoke rising from the air.
“This is a great place.”
Zhang Tuohai jumped down from Fangcun Mountain and got into a civil airliner.
At this time, three bearded men with white cloth wrapped around their heads, wearing tattered military uniforms and holding AKs walked into the civil airliner to check the situation, and then they found Zhang Tuohai hiding inside.
"Who are you? Why are you attacking our camp?"
A bearded man asked.
"I am a tourist. This is a civil airliner. It fell down by itself. It has nothing to do with me." Zhang Tuohai explained.
"Give us a reason not to kill you."
The bearded man in the lead opened the safety and put his finger on the trigger.
Just a slight click would be enough to take Zhang Tuohai's life.
"Well, I can speak Arabic, Berber, French, English, Italian and Russian. I'm a popular blogger with 200,000 followers on Tik Tok. I also have accounts on Twitter, YouTube and Facebook. If you need me, I can promote it for you."
Being pointed at gunpoint, Zhang Tuohai immediately made up an excuse he had made up.
As soon as he finished speaking, the bearded man in the lead's eyes lit up.
"You know how to run a media operation? And you have 200,000 followers?"
The bearded man was very excited.
"Really, don't shoot, I'll show you my background."
When Zhang Tuohai saw that there was a chance, he quickly took out his mobile phone and opened the backstage, on which all of Zhang Tuohai's data was clearly marked.
This account was used by Meiwako to operate Urban Legends, and was taken by Zhang Tuohai for fun, and is now being used.
“There really are 200,000.”
The bearded man nodded in satisfaction: "You also know those foreign words just now?"
"Yes, yes. If I tell even a single lie, you can kill me right now."
Zhang Tuohai said quickly.
"Well, you will be our Minister of Propaganda."
The bearded man patted Zhang Tuohai's shoulder vigorously.
"Let's go. We have to reach Tobruk before midnight." The bearded man found a nine-hand pickup truck in the camp.
"What is this?"
Zhang Tuohai vaguely saw that this thing had four wheels and a frame, like a car.
The bearded man didn't give Zhang Tuohai a chance to refuse and directly threw Zhang Tuohai into the back seat.
Second Beard and Third Beard looked at him from the left and right.
For a while, Zhang Tuohai was the man on both sides.
Zhang Tuohai tried to get some information from these people.
The bearded man's name is Abu. This group of people are former government troops who were disbanded. They worked under several warlords, but later felt that they were too restricted under the command of others and planned to work on their own.
The bearded man gathered a group of ruffians and prepared to launch a surprise attack on Tobruk under the cover of night, in order to stage a coup and become a warlord leader.
"No, there are only three of you, and you want a coup?"
Zhang Tuohai felt like his brain was about to explode.
This group of people are going crazy. When Colonel Kalibo launched the coup, although it was very hasty, he still gathered hundreds of people.
Although, many people got lost later on.
In the end, only Colonel Ka went to the radio building.
But isn't it too much of a joke with only three people?
When he chose these people, he saw that this was a well-established team and was ready to take over their place.
Now it seems that it was a bit of a misstep.
"Now there are four." Abu said nonchalantly.
Zhang Tuohai: “…”
Around midnight, a group of people drove into Tobruk in a pickup truck that looked like a car.
This is a port city with a population of about 100,000.
Considering that there are only 6 million people in the whole of Libya, this is already a relatively large city.
The pickup truck stopped in front of a four-story building, which was the city’s radio and television building.
"You go read our manifesto, announcing that the city has been taken over by us."
Abu stuffed a piece of paper into Zhang Tuohai's hands and then drove Zhang Tuohai out of the car.
“By the way, speak all the languages you know, especially English and French!”
Zhang Tuohai didn't want to go at first, but seeing the three bearded men with AKs in their hands following behind him with a fierce look in their eyes, he obediently walked into the radio and television building.
The two found the studio without much effort.
At this time, an anchor was broadcasting the evening news.
After seeing Zhang Tuohai and San Huzi, they immediately threw away the manuscripts in their hands, and everyone in the studio raised their hands together.
"Well, we are here to deliver a coup speech."
Zhang Tuohai said.
It's the first coup, so it's inevitable to be a little nervous.
"Don't worry, we understand."
The host immediately prepared the table and microphone for Zhang Tuohai.
The director also adjusted the channel skillfully.
There was even a makeup artist who specially helped Zhang Tuohai touch up his makeup to make him look more energetic in front of the camera.
Everyone was very skilled and there was no sense of awkwardness at all.
It's as if I've experienced this many times and have become accustomed to it.
Zhang Tuohai didn't know whether he should say that these people were kind-hearted or feel sad for them.
Even coups have become commonplace.
"Let's get started."
San Huzi urged impatiently.
"Okay." The director made a gesture and the live broadcast has begun.
Zhang Tuohai walked in front of the camera and opened his speech.
Be prepared to read it word for word.
But when he opened the speech given by Bearded Abu, he was stunned.
Because there is only one sentence on it: Here, our Brotherhood solemnly declares that Tobruk has been officially taken over by us, and all jurisdiction within the city belongs to the Brotherhood.
After reading this sentence, Zhang Tuohai became a Spartan.
Brother, are you serious about just one sentence in this coup speech?
Are you sure you're not here to make fun of me?
What's your action plan?
What is your goal?
How to get residents to support your pie?
You have nothing, why should others follow you?
Zhang Tuohai really wanted to give up now but he didn't dare to.
But when he saw the gun of the three bearded men, he became scared again.
The most important thing is that now that the live broadcast has begun, he can’t leave the stage even if he wants to.
I can only follow the brotherhood until the end.
Zhang Tuohai took a deep breath and began to paint a big picture in front of the camera.
What guarantees jobs for all.
What guarantees welfare to all.
What guarantees the return of stability to the city?
What guarantees the reconstruction of infrastructure.
It's all empty talk anyway, so just blow it up and be done with it.
He is now tied to the Brotherhood.
You can only succeed, not fail.