Chapter 14 What's next in groups of three or five?
In the classroom, Linzhou walked quickly to Jiang Xiyue with a struggling expression on his face, and the orange in his hand was placed on the desk along with the plate.
After struggling for a while, Jiang Xiyue also stood up.
"I want to tell you something."
"sorry!"
The two of them said it almost at the same time, then looked at each other and smiled.
"Stupid."
"You are!"
Without any surprise, the two of them moved in sync again. There was an awkward atmosphere in the air. The two began to avoid each other's gazes, and in the end, no one spoke and sat back in their seats.
The two boys at the front table turned around, looked at each other very seriously, and then began to ease the atmosphere.
"It takes a thousand years to sleep together."
"Ten thousand years of practice to achieve divine synchronization."
The two brothers high-fived each other and turned back.
Jiang Xiyue ignored these words, the smile still on her face, but she put her hand on Linzhou's waist and spoke in a very low voice.
"If you want to die, learn how to talk like me."
"I didn't learn it. Eat oranges. I just bought some oranges for you." Linzhou picked up an orange and handed it to Jiang Xiyue.
Looking at the orange in his hand, he then looked at the fruit plate that he had seen in the office yesterday.
The girl remembered the familiar text.
——Don't move around here, I'm going to buy an orange.
Within a few seconds, Jiang Xiyue's anger reached its peak, but she gritted her teeth and endured it. Instead, she slowly peeled the orange and handed it to Linzhou's mouth.
"Ah, the oranges that Mom peeled for you."
There was a reason why Jiang Xiyue did this. When they were playing games that night, Linzhou would eat any food that was handed to his mouth without hesitation.
So, Linzhou ate the orange and looked at his deskmate.
"Thank you, classmate. I'll handle the rest myself. I'm really sorry for what happened just now. I shouldn't have threatened you with my rusty hands."
"It's okay. I can still accept that level. Just don't let yourself imagine anything weird." Jiang Xiyue took the opportunity to back off, as he didn't want to hit someone who smiled at him.
It’s hard to find a free model and gaming tool.
And he is a tool !
Just as she thought of this, a brand new Fruit 13 Yuanfeng Blue was placed on her desk, followed by Linzhou's voice.
"Oh, I can't have this. It's too expensive."
Looking at the things he had given away yesterday, Jiang Xiyue sighed slightly. How come these days, no one wants things even if they are given for free?
But without a mobile phone, it was difficult to get in touch.
If I want to ask Linzhou to play games on the weekend, I can only call him. If I want to ask him to buy something for me, I can only call him.
It's the 21st century, why is this guy still using things from the last century!
Can't send messages... can only make calls...
No wonder people in the last century were so enthusiastic and not socially phobic at all...
The phone had to be given away. This was the first time I made a friend through my personal charm, and it seemed like the other party hadn’t agreed to be my friend yet…
At this time, Jiang Xiyue already understood how it was for the rich to sleep peacefully in the garbage dump and have sweet dreams.
When people's material needs are met to a certain extent, they will feel that something is missing.
Maybe sleeping in a garbage dump will give you a sense of existence.
The girl looked at the large trash can at the back of the classroom, and the idea of trying to get in came to her mind.
After staring at the trash can for a long time, Jiang Xiyue finally made up her mind. She directly opened the phone box, took out the phone inside, and placed it on Linzhou's desk.
"This is for you. How about pretending it's a birthday present? Just treat it as a gift for making friends. It will also be convenient for us to communicate and study. Just accept it. Please!"
Looking at the girl's eyes that were so sincere that they seemed to be about to cry, Linzhou felt somewhat helpless.
But he still reached out and took the phone.
There is no way...
If he still refuses to accept it after hearing that, then he is just being immature.
Jiang Xiyue was very happy to see Linzhou accept it, and her tone became cheerful. "Well, just accept it. I'll send you my photo later and you can use it as wallpaper."
"Why do you want to change the wallpaper?" Linzhou was somewhat curious about the girl's obsession with her phone wallpaper.
After hearing this, Jiang Xiyue looked at Linzhou with confusion and blurted out something that made no sense.
"Wouldn't it be possible to prove that we are friends if we changed the wallpaper?"
…
Lin Zhou was silent, but he still wanted to explain, otherwise the misunderstanding would be a bit big, "Using a girl's photo as wallpaper is something that only couples can do."
"I know, but you are my first good friend, you have this privilege." Jiang Xiyue smiled and watched Linzhou turn on his mobile phone, activate it, and then the class bell rang.
The two brothers in the front row have their back teeth broken, this is not the way to eat free food.
This is sour...
Seeing others living off their wives is more painful than being kicked out as a son-in-law.
But we have to mention six.
As expected of Brother Lin, he is not the squad leader for nothing ...
…
When the teacher walked in, Jiang Xiyue and Linzhou had already packed their textbooks and were ready for class. This class was Chinese, and Old Li walked in with a handsome step.
Put the teacup in your hand on the lecture, clear your throat, and open your mouth.
"Everyone, be quiet for a moment. Before the class officially starts, the teacher will play a game of idioms and numbers with you."
Then Lao Li's eyes turned to Linzhou.
"Student Lin, you are the class monitor, you go first."
Looking into Lao Li's eyes, Linzhou knew that Lao Li was seeking revenge for his oranges, but he couldn't say it out loud, so he had to use this method.
But he couldn't disobey his master's orders, so Linzhou could only stand up and nod.
"It's smooth sailing."
"No need to say anything."
"In groups of three or five."
Upon hearing this, Linzhou did not respond immediately. Instead, he secretly took out a gel pen, wrote a line of words on the notebook and pushed it to Jiang Xiyue.
[Watch carefully, learn well, Lao Li is trying to trick me. ]
Based on what I have learned over such a long time, Lao Li is setting a trap here. If he can't think of a suitable idiom, he will be scolded...
The characteristic of this idiom is that it starts with two numbers, and they are both even numbers.
After thinking for a long time, Linzhou finally thought of the most appropriate idiom and spoke with confidence.
"I can't tell the difference between four and six."
"Okay, Linzhou, please explain the original meaning of 'four or six can't be distinguished'." Old Li looked at Linzhou with a smile, his face full of expression of successful trap.
Linzhou definitely won’t do that.
He knows the extended meaning, but he really doesn't know the original meaning.
But if he couldn't answer, he would still be scolded. It was obvious that Lao Li was in a dispute with him.
At this time, Linzhou's hand on the table was poked a few times, and then the notebook was returned with a line of words written on it.
After taking a look at it, I immediately read it.
“I don’t know the heavens above, I don’t know the earth below, and I don’t know my parents as a human being.”
