Chapter 13 Put Down the Orange
"Fuck, even with the bangs lifted up, your looks don't diminish?"
"What do you think? I'm Zhao Zilong, the founder of the city! I look handsome even when I lift my skull."
Although Jiang Xiyue pressed his head and lifted up his bangs, Linzhou still did not give up this title. He liked Zhao Zilong the most.
He went in and out of Changbanpo seven times, like a god of war.
Why didn't they throw Liu Chan to death? Let the effeminate Kong Ming take the throne...
While someone was brainstorming, the girl's hands had already left the room and were now using a comb to help someone comb their hair, and of course she did not forget to complain.
"Hmm~~~, according to my understanding, you are the Adou in Zhao Zilong's arms. You fought your way out of the sea of blood and still have to say...My uncle Zhao and I are really amazing."
"He fell to death... Adou fell to death..." Linzhou answered expressionlessly.
Jiang Xiyue was stunned. She put her small comb into her pocket and tilted her head.
"Eh? How did he fall to his death?"
"Because the feminine Kong Ming wants to take the throne and unify China, which is known in history as the Han Dynasty..." Linzhou still said what he had imagined with a blank expression.
Now, Jiang Xiyue understood what Linzhou was saying, but she really didn't know how to respond.
What a sissy Kong Ming, throwing Adou to death...
Doesn’t the Internet say that boys like mechas, drills, lasers and the like?
Why does this classmate have such unique preferences?
Out of curiosity, Jiang Xiyue decided to test Linzhou.
"Classmate, if you had to choose one character from the four great classics to be feminized, who would you choose?"
"Li Kui, if that doesn't work, try Zhang Fei." Linzhou thought for a moment and gave the most perfect answer in his mind.
Now, Jiang Xiyue was completely dumbfounded.
She originally thought that Linzhou would choose some handsome generals or counselors, but in the end they chose two big men...
"Why?"
"Can you say no to a beautiful girl with heart-protecting fur?"
"What? Heart-protecting hair?!" Jiang Xiyue exclaimed in shock.
A beautiful girl who has become a girl, and she also has heart-protecting hair? As we all know, heart-protecting hair grows on the chest, which is simply against the sky!
No, to be precise, it's a perversion...
What if the other person has imagined what it would be like to grow heart-protecting hair... that would be even more perverted...
"abnormal!"
Jiang Xiyue cursed out loud and ignored Linzhou. She held the gel pen between her slender fingers and started spinning it around.
I had some favorability originally , but now it's zero.
It turns out that all men are perverts, or to be more precise, they are old perverts.
Lin Zhou, who was sitting next to him, didn't realize who Jiang Xiyue was scolding. Anyway, it was right that she wasn't scolding him. There was no reason to scold him...
And the feminized Li Kui who always protects his heart has a Japanese counterpart.
Hehehehe, it really has become abnormal...
Um?!
You are scolding yourself!
If he, a pervert, thinks he is a pervert, then a simple girl like his deskmate will definitely think he is a pervert.
But Jiang Xiyue, a legal lolita, has long protective hair...
The corners of Linzhou's mouth gradually rose, and his eyes looked at Jiang Xiyue who was spinning a pen beside him.
Three seconds later, Linzhou felt the weight of knowledge. The textbook with the big words "Chinese" was thrown in his face.
"What are you thinking, pervert? I don't have... um... I don't have heart hair! Die!!!"
Jiang Xiyue was very strong , and Linzhou was pushed against the radiator against the wall, accompanied by a crisp crackling sound...
The heating pipe, which had been in disrepair for a long time, cracked at the thread position...
Although there was no pressure in the pipe now, the remaining water immediately flowed out and was absorbed by Linzhou's school uniform.
"Shit! The heating pipe is broken, let go!!!"
The sound was so loud that Jiang Xiyue was frightened and immediately let go of her hand, standing still where she was.
"I'm sorry... um..."
Linzhou ignored the apology and quickly dodged, took off his wet school uniform jacket, ran to the back of the classroom, turned off the valve, then found a plastic bag from the trash can and wrapped the broken pipe tightly.
After finishing all these, Linzhou looked at Jiang Xiyue.
"What did you just say, classmate?"
I realized that my desk-mate didn't hear my apology at all, and because of my imagination, I wet his clothes and even broke the heater in the classroom.
Jiang Xiyue is now filled with guilt.
The girl struggled in her mind for a long time, but in the end she did not say sorry, but changed her way of saying it.
"Master, what is your job?"
Linzhou, whose hands were covered with rust, stretched out his claws towards Jiang Xiyue without a moment's hesitation after hearing these words.
"You little fool, have you lived long enough? Come and try to see if this hydrate of ferric oxide is pure or not."
Seeing the devil's claws reaching out towards her, Jiang Xiyue ran as fast as she could. Her target was immediately the back door of the classroom, and she threw herself into Lao Li's arms.
He looked at Jiang Xiyue who was hiding behind him, and then at Linzhou, whose hands were rusty and whose claws were bared.
Old Li understood immediately.
"Linzhou, come to my office."
Without any suspense, squad leader Lin was dragged away by Lao Li grabbing his arm, while Jiang Xiyue was like a cat at the back door, sticking out her tongue at Lin Zhou.
She had seen Teacher Li a long time ago, but she was determined to make the pervert pay the price.
If the clothes are stained with rusty water, you can just wash them yourself, but one thing is one thing!
It is unforgivable to make up stories about yourself and protect your heart.
…
In the office, Linzhou felt like he was at home. He looked around and reached out his claws to the oranges on the table.
"lay down!"
"Okay!"
Looking at his favorite student standing in front of him, Mr. Li was furious.
This child is his favorite in all the decades he has been teaching.
He is smart, sensible, and has decent academic performance. Except for being a little naughty, he is good in all other aspects.
But things like bullying female classmates require education.
After drinking the water, Lao Li crossed his legs and leaned back in his chair.
"Linzhou, you have become more capable, right? I can tolerate you being naughty with male classmates, but it is inappropriate to be naughty with female classmates, right? Go and apologize to Jiang Xiyue now. That kid talked to me for an hour yesterday evening to learn about your academic performance."
"Okay, I get it. I may not have been careful enough. I will apologize now." Linzhou admitted his mistake at the speed of light. After all, what Lao Li said was right.
Fighting with female classmates to this extent is indeed excessive.
Seeing Linzhou's attitude change, Lao Li sighed and his tone softened.
"Well, you are the class monitor, and I chose you. You can't hit me in the face, right? If you hit me in the face, I will definitely hit you back."
Halfway through his speech, Lao Li picked up the cup, took a sip of water, and continued his lecture.
"Jiang Xiyue is a good kid. The teacher doesn't care what your relationship is, but you can't bully her, right?"
At this time, Linzhou could only nod.
As expected of a teacher, every word he says makes sense.
"Take those oranges and get out of here!"
"Okay!"
Linzhou picked up the fruit plate on the desk and walked towards the door. When he reached the door, he suddenly remembered the heating pipe and stopped.
"By the way, Mr. Li, Xiao Jiang and I accidentally broke the heating pipe just now. Can you contact the school worker?"
After saying that, Linzhou closed the office door and ran away.
Lao Li's voice came from behind instantly.
"Put down the orange!"
