Chapter 12 You're Dead

Seeing the huge heart appearing before their eyes and the narration subtitles on the side, Wang Laojiu and the audience couldn't help but hold their breath and were extremely nervous.
After all, in order to reach the top of the tower, they put in so much effort and explored step by step.
If it fails, God knows if it will be so smooth again.
"continue!"
Taking a deep breath, Wang Laoju directly clicked Continue.
Then the narration jumped and another line of text popped out.
[You hold your long sword tightly...]
【attack?】
Without hesitation, Wang Laoju pressed the attack button.
In an instant, a flash of swords and shadows covered the heart, causing a series of dense injuries.
【You caused 1650 damage! 】
[The heart twists and bleeds...but in the end it still beats.]
[Isn't even your strongest attack enough? ]
【continue?】
Not beaten to death?
Wang Laojiu was stunned, and the barrage of comments was filled with rows of question marks.
But he didn't think much about it and chose to continue again.
[Ask yourself: "Have I been here before?"]
[Your heartbeat becomes louder and louder, and you feel your consciousness gradually fade away...]
[But in an instant, a burst of energy burst out from deep inside you, making you wake up with a start. ]
[The heart escaped upwards! A huge door appeared where the heart was originally.]
[Walk towards the door? ]
Door!
Wang Laoju saw the key information at a glance.
If he guessed correctly, this door should be the entrance to the real top of the tower!
The audience's eyes also subconsciously moved closer to the screen.
As expected.
When Wang Laoju chose to move forward, a familiar scene appeared.
It is the three-color keyhole door in the CG animation!
The three keys collected previously also burst into light and started to spin rapidly after being inserted into it.
The next second, the door opened and a new map slowly emerged with two big words marked on the top.
【Final Scene】
That’s right!
It was the hidden map they had been waiting for.
It is also the real top of Slay the Spire!
“He actually came up!”
“ Is this the top of the tower?”
"It turns out those props weren't bugs! I was wrong about the designer."
"Such a great design, but there are still a lot of people criticizing it. It turns out that haters are everywhere."
"Don't worry, they'll shut up after today."
"I declare that this designer is my God!"
Looking at the barrage of comments floating by, Wang Laoju had a smile on his face.
Only by experiencing the hard exploration along the way can you know how awesome this game is.
Even though he plays countless games.
In my heart, I still give this Slay the Spire a very high score.
Even higher than some 3A masterpieces.
After a brief adaptation, his attention fell on the game again.
There are not many levels in the finale, only four short levels.
The first two levels are the campfire for resting and forging, and the shop for purchasing card items.
Further up is an elite icon and a huge heart with bulging blood vessels, like a terrifying monster crawling on the top of a high tower, exuding a strong sense of oppression.
this.
It’s the final boss of Slay the Spire, the Heart of Corruption!
"Alright! Let's defeat the final boss in one fell swoop today!"
In front of the camera, Wang Laoju is full of heroism.
After a brief rest at the campfire and the shop, he quickly clicked on the penultimate elite level and entered it, which made the audience excited.
However.
To everyone's surprise.
After entering the level, two monsters appeared in front of them.
The Spear of the Spire and the Shield of the Spire stand on the left and right ends of the character, holding a spear and a shield respectively, with two numbers marked on their heads.
【21】【6x2】
"That's all the damage?"
Wang Laoju smiled , with a look of relief on her face.
The value marked above the head is the damage the monster is about to cause.
In other words, he only needs to withstand 21+12=33 points of damage, which can't even break his armor.
This is the elite goalkeeper?
"No big deal, just watch me take them all away in one go."
His current deck is an armor stacking deck that he developed after countless experiments. These two elites are probably here to give him equipment.
Without further ado, start using defense cards to stack your armor at the beginning of the first round.
He even used up the magic card that doubled the armor he had just obtained, raising the armor value to over 100.
Then he crossed his arms over his chest and looked at the two elite monsters with interest, wanting to see what they could use to break his shell.
"This elite is a bit simple."
"Indeed, he is not good enough as a goalkeeper."
"It's mainly because the anchor is too vague, even the armor is doubled."
"At the beginning, I have 100 armors. Even a turtle can't shrink like you."
"Elite Monster: Coward, if you have the guts, take off your armor and fight us one-on-one!"
The live broadcast room was filled with joy, with people making fun of the host's turtle shell tactics.
But I have to admit it.
It's shameless, but effective.
only.
They obviously underestimated the insidiousness of these two elite monsters.
When Wang Laoju finished his turn and it was the spear monster's turn, the monster directly threw the spear at him in the face.
-6
-6
Two damages floated up, and at the same time two burning cards were forcefully stuffed into his deck.
"Wait a minute, what did you stuff in there?"
Wang Laoju sat up straight suddenly and finally realized something was wrong.
Before he could react, it was his turn and he drew three cards from the deck.
But when he saw the two burnt sheets of paper inside, his face turned green.
Damn it!
The two cards that were stuffed in actually replaced his original card draw.
And it will also cause damage to him at the end of the round!
The audience was stunned for a moment when they saw this scene, but soon burst into laughter.
Grass!
This monster is too deceptive.
No wonder he became the general guarding the gate.
What made Wang Laoju even more uncomfortable was that after the attack, the number on the spear monster's head turned into [10x4].
A full 40 points of damage!
With the card drawing restrictions, he simply cannot create so much armor!
After all the operations, I could only barely reach 38 points.
Then.
With a "bang".
The shield behind him hit him hard .
-32
The armor was directly reduced by more than half.
The damage number on the shield monster's head changed to [57], and both monsters were given 30 points of armor...
It was not until
“Fuck!”
Being attacked from both sides, with the added damage, he had no time to care about so many things and started to operate in a panic.
More than a minute later.
The huge shield slammed into his forehead, taking away his last dozen points of blood, and he fell to the ground like a corpse.
【You are dead.】
Three big words slowly appeared above the interface.
Wang Laoju: ???
"No, there's something wrong with the difficulty of this monster!"
Looking at his confused expression, the comments on the forum suddenly burst into laughter.
“When I put a question mark, it’s not because I have a problem, but because I think you have a problem.”
"It's so funny, they said they could win in one wave, but in the end they couldn't even beat the goalkeeper."
"Is the host showing us the fastest way through a game?"
"Elite Monster: Turtle Shell? It doesn't exist."
"6666, the designer has tricked me again."
"I told you this guy's game isn't for speedrunning."
"No, I have to upload this video online. I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. Hahaha..."
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