Chapter 110 It's Unfair
"Sir, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. Childhood sweetheart? What is that?"
"A childhood friend, and a girl at that!"
Jiang Xiyue thought Linzhou didn't understand, so she explained it again, and then tried to go around and give a heavy punch to the bad boy who bullied her.
However, Linzhou discovered the girl's little trick. After quickly dodging, he continued to explain.
"I'm not stupid. I don't have any childhood sweethearts who can understand me. But I do have a few bad friends who can put wind oil on someone's trousers."
"Really?" Jiang Xiyue seemed to be shocked and stopped attacking, asking seriously.
Nodding vigorously, Lin Zhou explained, "Really? At that time, I was also a boarding student, and I was roommates with those childhood friends. It was really a random draw. The feeling... was like you just took a shower and then were blown by a sub-zero wind."
After hearing the detailed description of the feeling, Jiang Xiyue suddenly felt that boys were very scary creatures.
When girls joke around, they might at most touch each other's breasts, or hide each other's underwear without telling her.
This...can no longer be described as defying the will of heaven.
It's simply terrifying. Will my good friends make a fuss when they get married in the future? Will Linzhou be tied to a telephone pole?
The girl thought of the little games played to trick the groom in the short videos and suddenly laughed out loud.
"Zhou Zhou, I couldn't save you when you got married... I'm so small, if they tie you to a telephone pole or a tree, you just have to accept it."
"I don't admit it. I'm their best brother. Whoever ties me up will have all the windows in his house taken away tomorrow." Linzhou would never give in to such a thing and tied them to the tree.
The next day the tree had to be planted in front of his house.
While Linzhou was fantasizing, Jiang Xiyue also successfully launched a sneak attack and pounced directly on him.
Because he was unprepared, Linzhou, with unstable center of gravity, fell to the ground with Jiang Xiyue, and the teacup in his hand rolled out of the carpet.
Half a cup of tea left a puddle on the ground .
Lin Zhou reacted and looked up slightly, just in time to meet Jiang Xiyue's eyes.
Looking at this handsome face up close, the girl revealed an evil smile at the corner of her mouth, probably like a nun .
Although... Jiang Xiyue can't be said to be a big sister nun, but at least she is old enough.
Supporting her body with one hand, the girl pinched Linzhou's face with her other hand and spoke softly.
"I got you~~~"
"Don't bite... I'm afraid your aunt will see it, then I will say you are domestic violence." Although he was pressed to the ground, Linzhou still wanted to struggle.
Struggling was futile, Jiang Xiyue reached out and unbuttoned the fourth and fifth buttons of Linzhou's pajamas.
"How can there be domestic violence if you are not married? And my aunt will definitely not see this."
After confirming the soft flesh on Linzhou's belly with her fingers, Jiang Xiyue bit it without hesitation.
…
There were footsteps coming from the stairs at the corner, followed by Lin Susu's slightly hazy voice.
"Brother, sister...you two are still not asleep, I'm almost awake, I'm going to the bathroom...ah...I'm going to the bathroom..."
Frightened by the state of the two people, Lin Susu let out a slight cry, but then she held it back and pretended to be sleepwalking.
As a brother, Linzhou naturally knew that his sister did not have the problem of sleepwalking.
So he pulled Jiang Xiyue off him and rubbed his aching belly, "Susu, there's a private bathroom in the room upstairs, why are you downstairs?"
Lin Susu, knowing that she couldn't pretend anymore, still didn't turn around to explain the reason.
"Because... I could tell at a glance that my sister was the only one using the bathroom upstairs. I was afraid she might have mysophobia or something, and that would be rude. You guys continue. I didn't see anything."
"We didn't do anything, it's just that your sister bit me." Linzhou was somewhat helpless.
This damn light novel-like feeling!
Linzhou, who was too tired to complain, picked up the teacup on the ground and put it on the table, then buttoned up his clothes and brought his sister back.
But the first impression is often deeply rooted in people.
So, Lin Susu looked at the water stains on the wooden floor, then looked at Jiang Xiyue, shook her head slightly, and slipped into the bathroom.
She only believed what she saw, and it was not difficult for her to think in the wrong way given the current situation.
Although she believed that her brother was a good person, the same could not be said for Sister Xiao Jiang, who was short and wore glasses.
It’s right as the saying goes on the Internet: planes are the fastest in the sky and glasses are the worst on the ground.
Sister Xiao Jiang must be a bad and mean older sister... Never mind, it's enough that she is nice to her brother...
…
While Lin Susu was sitting on the toilet thinking about life, Jiang Xiyue's face turned red, and her eyes stared at the puddle of tea on the ground, and her expression changed.
Of course she understood what Su Su meant just now...
But if there are really so many, people will die...
I'm so shy. It's all Zhou Zhou's fault. If I had let myself take a bite earlier, there wouldn't have been so many problems.
"Take a deep breath. Nothing happened just now. It was just a normal fight. Now go draw. Draw a picture of Linzhou being crucified. And make it look like a girl."
But...Zhou Zhou, wearing a suit and tie and tied to a telephone pole, should also look very handsome.
After all, people with good looks will always be handsome no matter what they do.
Lin Zhou had already wiped the tea off the floor with a rag and was sitting on the sofa in a daze. He would still have to explain after Lin Susu came out.
Lin Susu mustered up her courage in the bathroom and finally pushed the door open and walked out.
She was wearing Jiang Xiyue's pajamas. As for why she didn't wear a suspender nightgown, it was because she didn't feel safe...
There is no sense of security in any aspect.
Seeing his sister, Linzhou began to explain, "Susu, that was indeed a misunderstanding. The thing on the ground was tea, and the two of them accidentally fell. Stay calm... Do you think your brother is that kind of person?"
"Brother, there is no need to use a question here. Just use an affirmative sentence. You are it." Lin Susu sat next to Lin Zhou and poured herself a cup of tea.
Jiang Xiyue also came to his senses at this time, rubbing his temples and explaining to Lin Susu.
"Susu, don't worry. I just bit him and this guy bullied me and even said I was mentally retarded."
"No, my sister is so smart." Lin Susu roughly guessed the cause and effect and felt relieved.
At this time, Linzhou couldn't bear it anymore and turned to talk to his sister.
"Prove that a circle is equal to a square."
