Chapter 109: Extraordinary Intelligence
"Mom, um... I met my dad, and Susu is here with me too. It's okay... They will go back tomorrow..."
On the sofa in Jiang Xiyue's house, Linzhou stood on the back of the sofa, fiddling with the girl's hair while talking on the phone.
This child's hair is very smooth, even smoother than after using Hefei's hair. It feels soft and comfortable to the touch, and has a pleasant shampoo scent.
As a junior high school student, Lin Susu was already lying on Jiang Xiyue's bed, sleeping soundly. After all, it was already 11 o'clock in the evening. As a good child with a regular schedule, he naturally started to feel sleepy before 10 o'clock.
Tomorrow my sister and dad are going back to the Northeast together. Lin Susu has to go to cram school, and dad will go back to discuss the design with someone, and construction will begin after the New Year.
But Lin's mother on the other end of the phone was obviously not reassured and kept talking.
"When are you coming back for the New Year? Your...classmate, do you want to come to our house for the New Year? Tell Susu to wear more clothes. She's weak, don't let her catch a cold."
"I know. Xiaoxi may not have much time this year. She can wait until college. I will take her home to play in college... Susu is not a child anymore. She knows whether it is cold or not. Don't worry. My phone is out of battery. I'll hang up first."
After pressing the red hang-up button, Linzhou let out a long breath and leaned on the back of the sofa. The two people's heads were only a fist away from each other.
After hearing the call was hung up, Jiang Xiyue asked in a low voice.
"Zhou Zhou, you have to go back for a few days. I'll see if I have time to go back with you."
"No, I'll only stay for three days and will be back on the second day of the New Year. You should reunite with your family during the New Year. Be careful when you get married in the future. I won't let you go back to your parents' home." After moving, Linzhou seemed to have not adapted to the new environment yet and was particularly talkative.
But the girl turned her head away and spoke in an even lower voice than before.
"Who... who wants to marry you? You're a pervert and you like to watch weird things..."
Shy girls are cuter than usual.
Linzhou reached out and poked the other person's collagen-rich cheek, and the girl dodged further away. The distance between the two people also changed from a fist to one foot.
Although he was called a pervert, Linzhou was still very happy. He stretched out his hand and started shouting.
"Come on, Brother Cat, bite her."
As soon as the words fell, the dog quickly rushed out from a corner of the villa and was caught by Jiang Xiyue's hand.
The girl rubbed the dog's head vigorously with her small hands.
Seeing that Brother Mao was about to indulge in the gentle land, Linzhou really lived in Bengbu and continued to give Brother Mao orders.
"Come on, Brother Cat, kill me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the dog, which had been very well behaved, suddenly jumped up as if it was about to mutate and pounced on Linzhou. The defenseless Linzhou was knocked down.
Seeing that the cat brother's big tongue was about to hit his face, Linzhou turned over and pressed the dog under him.
In just a few seconds, Brother Cat became exceptionally well-behaved and sensible.
Even wagging his tail very vigorously.
Sitting on the sofa, watching the man and the dog playing there, the originally quiet girl also laughed out loud.
"Zhou Zhou, this year is the Year of the Rabbit. I bought two little rabbit characters for blessing and sent them to your hometown."
"Okay, thank you Xiaoxi, show me our little beauty's aesthetic taste." Linzhou lay down on the sofa again and looked at Jiang Xiyue's mobile phone screen.
The screen shows a product display picture of two cute little white rabbits, holding a "Fu" character in each hand.
But looking at this picture, Jiang Xiyue seemed to be confused and asked as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Zhou Zhou, during the Chinese New Year, do we have to put a huge "Fu" character on the door? Pasting it upside down means good fortune has arrived. Why don't manufacturers just produce an upside-down "Fu" character?"
This question confused Linzhou at once, and he stared at Jiang Xiyue for a long time.
The girl's eyes are watery, and her double eyelids and drooping eyes make her look very gentle. There is no impurity in her clear eyes, like a concept picture of a black hole.
But no matter what, Linzhou saw something pure wisdom in these eyes.
This guy must have drunk bull's milk.
After sorting out his shattered IQ, Lin Zhou answered, "Xiao Xi, your question is like asking why meteorites fall into meteorite craters ."
"Huh? Why is it so accurate? Was it thrown by aliens?" Jiang Xiyue tilted her head and asked back seriously.
Now, Linzhou's CPU burned out. How did such a person get the first place in an experimental key middle school...
You say she is smart, but she doesn't know that craters are caused by meteorites. You say she is not smart, but she knows about aliens.
After hesitating for a moment, Linzhou continued, maybe this girl was pretending to have fun?
"Xiao Xi, you said there are 60 seconds in a minute, so two minutes is equal to 1 minute and 20 seconds."
"Is there a problem?" Jiang Xiyue stretched out her hand and scratched her empty head hard, but she didn't know that in Linzhou's eyes, she had become the simplest creature.
Looking at Jiang Xiyue scratching his head, Linzhou could n't suppress his desire to complain and started to complain.
"How about you be the next owner of the Retarded Bar? You definitely deserve this honor."
"But I'm not mentally retarded." Jiang Xiyue stood up from the sofa , took the kettle to add water to the teapot, then made tea for Linzhou and brought a teacup.
…
Taking the teacup, Linzhou took a sip of the tea and continued to ask questions.
"What did I just ask you?"
"There are 60 seconds in a minute, so two minutes is... eh?" The girl noticed Huadian and started chasing Linzhou around the living room.
They said they were in the living room, but in reality they were just two people circling the sofa.
Just like a kitten protecting its food, Jiang Xiyue wanted countless times to jump over the sofa and bite to death the bad guy who bullied her.
"Zhou Zhou, you are tricking me!"
"You were the one who first asked why the Chinese character for blessing was not produced upside down. It's none of my business. I just gave it an impromptu IQ test."
Linzhou was laughing and even had time to drink tea.
After all, the little girl has short legs and can’t catch up with him…
Looking at Linzhou who was holding the sofa with one hand, the girl suddenly felt a lot of inspiration coming up. In this state, it would be no problem for her to draw a sketch with the theme of play.
Although she really wanted to paint right now, she still had to take revenge. The girl's eyes rolled around a few times, and then she showed a very wise expression.
"Hey, Zhou Zhou, if you let me take a bite, I'll forgive you."
But Linzhou must not be fooled today. The New Year is just 10 days away. If he takes this chance, it will be bad if his mother sees it.
So Linzhou shook the teacup in his hand and began to CPU Jiang Xiyue.
"Xiao Xi, look, this teacup is from Ru Kiln. I can't afford to pay for it if it breaks, so... let's stop fighting. Su Su is still sleeping. When she comes back after the New Year, you can take as many bites as you want."
Jiang Xiyue became even angrier when she heard that she could do whatever she wanted to bite him after returning from the New Year.
"Are you afraid that your childhood sweetheart in the Northeast will see the teeth marks?"
