Chapter 031 Zombie Lover (14)
Xie Chi analyzed seriously: "You don't let me watch it, and I don't let you watch it, but someone has to watch it, so the best way is for us to watch it together, so that we can cancel each other out..."
Xie Xinglan's voice was filled with disbelief: "Xiao Chi, are you a little fool with extraordinary intelligence... um... strength?"
Xie Chi was stunned. No matter how he listened to these words, it seemed a little strange. Did he originally want to say... mentally retarded?
Xie Xinglan was so angry that he laughed: "Talking about logic at this time? Does that mean that if I cheated on you, you have to cheat on me again? Am I at a disadvantage? Are you stupid?"
"No, no, no, that's not what I meant." Xie Chi thought about it and it seemed to be the case. His face turned red with embarrassment and he said hurriedly, "Brother, I was wrong. Don't be angry."
Xie Chi coaxed her verbally, but secretly thought in his heart that he was in his early twenties and there was nothing to be embarrassed about looking at a nude girl. If Xie Xinglan was not here, he could have teased them calmly. Sure enough, this was the disadvantage of going into a dungeon with a boyfriend, and he had to pretend to be innocent.
Xie Xinglan snorted, and said in a slightly slower tone: "Go in and close your eyes."
After a pause, he added: "No peeking."
Xie Chi's little thoughts were exposed, and he went in guiltily, handing over the control of his body to Xie Xinglan.
As soon as Xie Xinglan came out of the water, he heard the sound of "plop" and "plop" of dumplings falling from the shore. When his vision became clear, he saw five ladies' heads floating on the water in the mist. The ladies' heads looked like fishing floats, rising and falling towards him. Under the clear wine, there were faint white shadows.
Xie Xinglan's expression was horrified for a moment, he tightly grasped the simple peach wood sword, his face as black as the bottom of a pot.
【Hahahahaha, it turns out that the boss is afraid of women. I am dying of laughter. 】
[Hahahaha, look at how enjoyable the other places are, why is it so idiotic here?]
Xie Xinglan supported himself on the edge of the white jade pool with one hand, and climbed onto the shore. He looked at the five people in the water and said coldly, "Stay down there."
The ladies' movements to climb up paused.
Xie Chi: "Five... um, that... how many ladies are there?"
Xie Xinglan's voice was cold: "Five." He didn't expect Xie Chi to recruit so many people, recruiting half of them by himself.
Xie Chi coughed twice and said calmly, "If Zhang Linu's purpose is to kill and silence people, then I guess that everyone, including Taoist Xuan Cheng, has entered an illusion, and from what I can see now, it should not be the same illusion as mine."
Xie Chi was a little embarrassed: "Maybe there are too many ladies here, so it's a lewd place of wine and meat. I don't know what the illusion they are in is for now, and these ladies may not be human."
Xie Chi still remembers the strange touch of the paintings of ladies.
Xie Xinglan hummed, then frowned as he thought of something, “There are a total of ten ladies, half of whom are here. As for the actors, excluding you and Taoist Xuancheng, there are six people, five ladies against six people…”
Xie Chi was smart: "Maybe a lady wants to enjoy double the pleasure? Look, there is a picture of my face here, willing to enjoy only one-fifth of the pleasure. Of course, my one-fifth may not be less than the double pleasure of others."
“Xie, Chi!” Xie Xinglan was so angry that he gritted his teeth and called out his full name. After a two-second pause, he lowered his voice and said viciously, “Do you want to be fucked?”
Such vulgar and bad words suddenly came out of her boyfriend's mouth. Xie Chi was stunned for two seconds, and felt his heart hit hard. He was embarrassed for a moment and stuttered a little, "Brother, I was wrong, really wrong. I won't talk nonsense anymore, really, really, I promise. "
Xie Chi, who usually talks nonsense, seemed to be shocked by his serious tone and obediently picked up the virtue of silence.
[Why does he have such a stuck expression? It's like... the disc is stuck. ]
[Why is he standing on the shore in a daze at such a wonderful moment? ]
[We don’t understand the world of big guys. ]
Xie Xinglan's expression softened slightly.
A lady in the pool suddenly grabbed Xie Xinglan's ankle. She filled a half bottle of crystal clear wine with wine and said, "Sir, have you forgotten the peony?"
Just as Xie Xinglan was about to kick the hand away, he heard Mudan say timidly, "You just touched my breast."
Xie Xinglan's expression was blank for a few seconds, then he suddenly realized what was happening and his whole face turned sour: "Xie Chi!"
Xie Chi said in a horrified tone: "Brother, I didn't touch her——"
wrong!
Xie Chi suddenly realized something.
He had just touched the painting of Peony! Human skin, that was Peony's skin!
Xie Chi instantly wilted and said painfully: "Brother, I don't know, I was wrong."
He molested the woman without knowing it and became impure.
Xie Xinglan's face instantly turned frighteningly dark: "Which breast?"
It seems like it's about to be cut off.
Xie Chi didn't think about it and said aggrievedly: "Right hand."
Xie Xinglan's face froze, neither smiling nor scolding: "...Listen carefully before answering."
Xie Chi was stunned for two seconds before realizing that he was not being punished. He was as quiet as a chicken for a while, and then said in a low voice: "...left breast."
Mudan posed coquettishly, squeezing her breasts, with seductive eyes and a sweet voice: "Sir, is Mudan pretty? If you like Mudan, can you praise her? Mudan's breasts are the biggest here."
Xie Xinglan glanced at her oval face and sneered, "Your face is quite big."
Mudan's expression froze for a second, and the smile on her face suddenly disappeared. Her almond-shaped eyes, which were originally full of affection, became dark and empty. She turned her eyeballs slightly, and the whites of her eyes met Xie Xinglan's face. Her voice was no longer charming and moving, and her expression was extremely ferocious: "You said I'm not good-looking!!"
Mudan suddenly arched her waist and jumped up from the water quickly.
Xie Xinglan was well prepared and retreated quickly. Mudan missed him and landed lightly on the ground with her limbs. Her neck was twisted in a strange arc. She looked at Xie Xinglan with a dead look on her face. Her black and wet hair suddenly dropped and dangled in front of her face. There was a creepy and gloomy look in her eyes.
[Damn, that scared me.]
[It's spinning too fast.]
The other four ladies stopped talking and laughing, and went ashore in the blink of an eye. Their movements were so fast that only a white afterimage was left.
Xie Xinglan clenched the peach wood sword.
They moved at an abnormal speed, and in less than a breath, they surrounded Xie Xinglan.
Mudan stood up straight: "You actually said I'm not pretty! I'm obviously so pretty! Anyone who says I'm not pretty must die! I wanted you to live happily before you die, but now... die!"
As she spoke, her face was full of madness and paranoia.
An idea suddenly flashed through Xie Chi's mind. The same madness and paranoia, the same intolerance to people saying bad things about him, this was surprisingly the same as Zhang Linu...
"Brother, hold on for a while!" He had to think of a way out of the situation as quickly as possible.
Xie Xinglan: "Okay."
The next second, the ladies all attacked, determined to tear Xie Xinglan to pieces, but Xie Xinglan jumped high, making them miss and bump into each other. In the moment of pause, Xie Xinglan landed smoothly behind Chuntao. Just as he was about to raise his sword to stab Chuntao, Chuntao's head... suddenly turned 180 degrees, and her face was facing Xie Xinglan.
Chun Tao let out a smug chuckle: "You didn't expect that!"
She quickly grabbed towards Xie Xinglan. Xie Xinglan's pupils shrank, and his sixth sense exploded. He saw the flaws in Chuntao's movements, and quickly retreated to avoid Chuntao's attack.
Chun Tao obviously underestimated the strength of this human. A bit of admiration flashed across her face. She suddenly raised her hand and told the sisters to stop. She said with a sweet smile, "Sir, I advise you not to make a useless struggle. Let me tell you, we are immortal and immortal. Magical weapons are useless, not to mention your scrap metal... With your good physical strength and skills, the thing under Yue Kua must be enchanting. Wouldn't it be wonderful to spend a night with us and then go to hell?"
【I think it's a good idea to pretend to agree and buy time. 】
[It's not a bad thing to be molested by a beautiful woman! 】
Xie Xinglan spat and sneered: "A bunch of bastards, are you worthy?"
He kills every one that comes, and this goes on and on until he stops.
The five giggling people were instantly enraged and attacked Xie Xinglan one after another. They danced like ghosts and their movements were as fast as lightning, but in Xie Xinglan's eyes they were full of flaws. Xie Xinglan took advantage of this gap to roll over and knock Mudan to the ground. He grabbed her neck with one hand and the back of her head with the other, and twisted it with his backhand hard, but there was no sound of her neck breaking. Xie Xinglan's pupils dilated.
——There are no joints there.
Mudan turned her neck 180 degrees and gave Xie Xinglan an ambiguous smile: "Sir, it's not too late for you to regret now..."
Xie Xinglan sneered, hooked his slender fingers over the peach wood sword on the side, and inserted it into Mudan's heart.
Peony does not shy away, and her smile is intriguing.
The sword went in, but no blood flowed out.
——The heart is empty.
These ladies seemed to have none of the flaws of humans.
Chun Tao laughed sweetly behind him: "My lord, I told you, we are immortal and will live forever. Humans are nothing but ants. The goddess only wants to spend a night with her lover out of pity. Gods are gods after all. There will always be people who don't believe. This is the Goddess Tower. We have never seen anyone with such a hard bone. We admire her very much and miss her very much..."
Peony, who was nearby, wanted to appreciate the expected despair and collapse of mankind, but she only received his almost blasphemous contempt.
The ladies' faces turned cold, and they showed no mercy this time. They thought it would be easy to kill Xie Xinglan, but three minutes later, Xie Xinglan was still alive.
Xie Xinglan wiped the blood from his lips and slowly stood up. He was as sharp as a blade. His hands and body were covered with bloodstains, but his eyes were still filled with fighting spirit.
[Fuck, boss, I don’t have anything. How can I fight this? Oh my god. 】
【What kind of will does this person have?】
[A fight between a human and a ghost, 1v5. Several people died in the 1v1 fight over there, but the 1v5 fight over here is still alive. I want to cry.]
[If the lady had been killed by the boss long ago, the problem is that she is immortal and keeps fighting...]
[Is the whole team going to be wiped out? Who would have thought that the boss happened to be handsome and recruited five people... He will definitely survive in a 1V1 fight! ]
【No!】
Xie Xinglan said nothing. Just as he was about to meet him again, Xie Chi suddenly said, "Brother, Mudan's fifth rib is two fingers to the left."
At the moment of the fight just now, Xie Chi clearly saw that part of Mudan's body suddenly twitched, and then Mudan's limbs began to move.
Xie Chi paused for a second, then revealed the secret: "Puppet people, they are puppets! So their joints can twist, they are immortal, and there is a string on their left chest!"
With blood on his face, Xie Xinglan's smile was cold and evil.
When Mudan attacked again, she found that this human did not dodge or evade. When she pierced this person's shoulder blade, this person's peach wood sword also broke her left chest.
Peony sneered: "I said, the goddess is immortal ..."
Her expression froze instantly, and she lowered her head in disbelief, watching Xie Xinglan use the tip of his sword to slowly pick out a blood-stained thread. The thread was embedded in Mudan's body, with broken skin and flesh tissue on it.
Mudan's face was filled with shock and fear, but she smiled immediately: "You really surprised me."
“But, you only found one, so what?” Mudan was unable to move as the silk thread was blocked, but her smile was strange and confident, as if she was mocking Xie Xinglan ’s ignorance, “The silk threads of us sisters are in different positions. You can find mine, but you can’t find theirs. Can you wait until you find them one by one and kill them one by one, hahaha…”
The other four seemed to cherish their sisterhood and did not dare to go up, for fear that Xie Xinglan would cut the connection and completely destroy Mudan.
Xie Xinglan covered his bleeding shoulder blade, with a sneer in his eyes, and said coldly word by word: "You are so stupid."
They never expected that this person would dare to speak so wildly at this time.
Mudan was instantly enraged, wanting to fight to the death: "Come on! Leave me alone! Kill him!! I want him to be buried with me!!"
Xie Xinglan's slender fingers brushed the thread that was picked out by the sword tip, but he did not cut it. He pinched the thread with two fingers and quickly retreated. The long thread that was originally hidden by the illusion was completely revealed under the touch of his fingertips. One end of the thread was on Mudan's left chest, and the other end led to...
The other four went completely crazy because Mudan was tied up, and their attack was unavoidable. Xie Xinglan was exhausted and it seemed that he would be torn to pieces in the next moment. However, he sneered, suddenly raised his hand, and threw the peach wood sword in his hand to the other end of the silk thread.
Chuntao and Qiuju's hands were already on Xie Xinglan's back, but a heart-wrenching scream was heard from ten meters away.
The screams hurt the eardrums, made people's scalps numb and their hair stand on end.
With a light "click" sound, a white and slender hand was cut off at the root and fell to the ground. The fingertips were still moving flexibly and bright red blood was flowing out from the wrist.
On that familiar hand, each finger was wrapped with a silk thread.
The moment his hands were cut off, the four ladies behind him stopped moving and fell to the ground with a plop.
Xie Xinglan smiled.
He could only find a thread inside Peony's body, but he could follow this thread and find the other end of the thread.
The other four silk threads wrapped around that hand belong to four other ladies.
The hand that controlled the lady was broken, and the immortal and everlasting lady died naturally.
He didn't even need to look for the other four ladies to lead the way.
He couldn't kill the lady, but he could cut off... Zhang Linu's hand.
This is the solution that Koike found.
"So, you are stupid enough."
