Chapter 030 Zombie Lover (13)

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[Damn, she put her dead husband in the bedroom. How much did she love him!]

[This is crazy, isn't it scary? Touching someone's face in this hot weather, the wax underneath must be rotten.]

[Don’t mention the previous part, I can smell the stench through the screen. ]

[Fuck, I've only seen men do this to women, it's so exciting! ]

[I actually feel disgusted yet sad and beautiful at the same time. Is my brain broken? ]

【Girl, you are such a man. 】

[Well... although this is a movie, let's discuss the feasibility of actual operation. ]

【Why do you need to turn off the power! 】

【Navel orange is a kind of fruit.】

[If I love you, I have to be jealous of your corpse. How perverted. 】

[Is she going to revive herself in a zombie body? ]

[Wow, if she succeeds, she will sleep with her zombie husband. How disgusting! My scalp tingles just thinking about it.]

[Wait! You're focusing on the wrong thing! This movie is called "Zombie Lover", it's a pun, the vixen and the zombies are the past and present tense, and Zhao Niangzi and the zombies are the future tense. If Zhao Niangzi's plan succeeds, the zombie's soul is her husband, and she is the zombie's lover; if Zhao Niangzi's plan fails, the vixen is the zombie's lover. It makes sense no matter how you put it. At any point in the plot, the zombies have lovers. The theme is so awesome! ]

[Is this a dual-plot film...? I think it has some similarities, but why do I remember that dual-plot films may have dual endings...? Ah, I can't remember clearly, there are too few dual-plot films, and the last time I saw one was thirty or forty years ago.]

[WTF is this so fun?! Is this a private film? But I didn’t see the producer’s name on the flyer!]

…

The doorman led everyone to a red-painted attic.

The attic has eleven floors, and its shape is a bit like a tower. The eaves of each floor are upturned, and a row of red lanterns are hung on them, which is rich, elegant and festive. The plaque at the door reads "Ladies' Building" in three large characters.

Lu Wen frowned and said, "This doesn't look like a place to sleep..."

Yan Jing couldn't see it, so he asked curiously, "What does that look like?"

Lu Wen blushed, and for some reason glanced at Xie Chi: "Considering the name, it sounds a bit... like a brothel."

Xie Chi glanced at him, smiled, and said in a teasing tone: "Why isn't a brothel a place to sleep?"

Lu Wen's face turned red again.

Yan Jing was so scared that he hugged himself tightly: "I am the only remaining virgin, a super rare species, don't let them dare to tease me!"

Xie Chi and Lu Wen's expressions froze. They turned their heads away silently, leaving Yan Jing as the "only remaining" virgin.

When everyone went in, they were greeted by a man in a long jacket.

The man was in his fifties or sixties, very thin and very short, about the same height as Yan Jing, with a slightly hunched back, small eyes that rolled around, and looked very shrewd.

The man chuckled, "Mrs. Zhao has already given instructions early in the morning. I've been looking forward to this for a long time, and now I'm finally here. Please come in, I'll show you my building."

"My name is Zhang Linu, Li means benefit, and Nu means servant. What does that mean? Those who pay us are our masters , and we have to serve them well. Madam Zhao has already paid the money, so you can just rest here for a night and then we can set off again."

Xie Chi's expression changed slightly.

When this person spoke, he didn't say "rest here for a night so you can get on the road early tomorrow morning", he said - rest here for a night so you can get on the road early tomorrow morning.

Without the four words "early tomorrow morning", there is an extra layer of meaning.

Are they staying here for one night to send them... to heaven?

If you think about it carefully, if Madam Zhao used Zhang Linu to send them to heaven, her motive was fully sufficient - they helped her transport the coffin, and they were very likely to know some of her secrets, thus ruining her good deeds. As long as they were alive, Madam Zhao would be uneasy.

The dead keep their secrets forever.

So Madam Zhao had a motive to kill and silence the witness.

Her persistence in settling them here seemed a bit deliberate.

Xie Chi's face darkened.

Xie Chi didn't care that he was seeing enemies everywhere. He didn't hesitate to speculate about everyone here with the greatest malice, but he reserved his opinion on any untested speculation.

Zhang Linu might have let it slip by accident, or he might have done it on purpose. It was enough for him to consider these two possibilities.

And he had no way to retreat. APP ordered them to rest in the Ladies' Building tonight, so he could only take it one step at a time.

After finishing his work, the doorman said hello to everyone and went back.

After being reminded by Xie Chi, Lu Wen and Yan Jing became serious and alert in an instant.

Zhang Linu went over and closed the door, and locked it from the inside, then said with a smile: "I know what you are thinking. This building is not a brothel. To call it a brothel is simply a disgrace to it."

Taoist Priest Xuancheng, who had always been rigid, suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. It was not a brothel. Although he was a Taoist priest, not a monk, at his age, it was really shameful for him to come to such a place with so many disciples.

Zhang Linu added: "Of course, it is similar to a brothel and can bring you a supreme experience."

Yan Jing rolled his eyes and whispered, "So this is still a brothel. This old man is quite good at talking and fooling people..."

Zhang Linu was smiling one second, but his face turned gloomy and scary the next second, and he shouted: "I said it's not a brothel! Don't defile my precious building!"

Yan Jing was frightened and immediately hid behind Xie Chi. Xie Chi frowned slightly. Zhang Linu's reaction was too big. It seemed that he had an almost paranoid love for this building.

The two cannon fodders also looked pale.

Zhang Linu smiled flatteringly again, as if it was not him who changed his face before. He continued: "This Ladies' Building is also known as the Goddess Building. My building has eleven floors. Except for the first floor, each of the other ten floors is inhabited by a goddess. They have different looks, figures, temperaments, and hobbies. Whoever can catch their eye can spend a night with them."

Xie Chi's expression suddenly froze .

Yan Jing exclaimed, "What the hell?" "'One night with them', does that mean one-on-many? So open-minded?"

Xie Chi stopped talking.

Taoist Xuancheng blushed: "No, no, no, I 'll wait..."

Zhang Linu went over and took his arm warmly: "Don't be so hasty to refuse, it's not too late to take a look. Besides, these goddesses have high standards and it's not easy for them to come out. Taoist priest, you are also of this age, ahem, just take a look at something new. This is also the kindness of Madam Zhao. If there is anything inappropriate, please bear with me. After all, your disciples are still in their prime..."

Taoist Xuancheng understood what Zhang Linu wanted to express - he was old, sloppy and rigid, and the gods and goddesses looked down on him, so he didn't need to worry.

He breathed a sigh of relief, but not wanting to lose face for Madam Zhao, he nodded with difficulty.

The next second, Xie Chi received a subtle look from Xuan Cheng that said "I reluctantly allow you to enjoy the benefits".

Xie Chi: "..." Thank you, I don't want this benefit.

Yan Jing said, "Brother, are you handsome? They will definitely look down on me. If you are handsome, it will be dangerous."

Xie Chi had no expression on his face: "General."

Yan Jing breathed a sigh of relief: "That shouldn't be a big problem."

【Hahahaha, you're fooling the blind all day long. 】

[The direction is a bit magical, hehe, I like it. 】

Zhang Linu walked to the stairs, extended his hand to greet people, and said with a smile: "Now that you understand everything, please follow me upstairs. We will go to see the first lady."

Zhang Linu asked them to go upstairs first and he would follow behind. When Xie Chi passed by him, his eyes fell on Zhang Linu's hand and his eyes narrowed slightly.

At Zhang Linu's age, his face is covered with wrinkles, his skin is sagging and hanging loosely on his cheeks, and his neck is also very loose. Only his hands are particularly well maintained, with delicate and fair skin, long and flexible fingers, and shiny nails.

It is not strange to see these hands on a young man in his twenties or thirties, but they look indescribably strange when paired with Zhang Linu's face.

Xie Chi's mind flashed, and he took two steps towards Zhang Linu, smiling and saying, "Your hand is really..."

Zhang Linu noticed the surprise on his face, raised his eyebrows, and seemed to be a little pleased with himself, and immediately opened up: "I spent a lot of money on these hands. I wash them with milk every morning, noon and night, and never do anything to hurt my hands. I also have to apply the herbal compress every now and then..."

Xie Chi seemed to be interested in chatting with him for a few words, and said a little embarrassedly: "Excuse me, why do you only take care of your hands? You can also take care of your face... I don't mean anything else, I'm just too curious. The effect of your hand care is simply amazing..."

Zhang Linu suddenly felt elated: "Of course I have to take care of this hand, I rely on my hand--"

He seemed to realize that he had said too much, his face suddenly changed, a fierce look flashed across his eyes, and then he smiled again, "Look at me, I've neglected the others while talking so much, let's go up quickly and don't make them wait anxiously."

Xie Chi nodded, turned around and went upstairs, with his back to Zhang Linu, he curled the corners of his mouth slightly, and asked, "What are you leaning on?"

Zhang Linu stood at the bottom of the stairs, looking up at the man's thin back with a gloomy expression. He seemed to be smiling, with his cheekbones slightly raised. There was no warmth in his cloudy eyes, as if he was looking at a dead person.

[How scary! Do you think the boss noticed? ]

[What are you afraid of? When it comes to changing faces, can Zhang Linu compare to the big boss? ]

[Hahahaha, what I said before makes sense. It’s suddenly not scary anymore.]

[I look forward to the boss hugging me left and right. ]

The six actors went up to the second floor.

The male cannon fodder relaxed a little, looked around, and asked in surprise: "Where are the ladies?"

He clearly saw nothing.

Zhang Linu smiled mysteriously and led everyone to a painting. It was dark in the corridor and the painting was not clear, so Zhang Linu picked up an oil lamp from a table to illuminate the painting.

His face looked a little creepy under the dim kerosene lamp.

The painting became clear and bright. It showed a lady standing among peonies or herbaceous peonies. The flowers were bright and juicy, blindingly red, the color like blood, inexplicably a little ominous. The lady's clothes were half-removed, she had a plump figure, an oval face, and very sensual skin.

Zhang Linu said proudly: "This is the Peony Goddess who is most popular with customers, so I put her on the second floor. Peony is also the most stable and easy to talk to, not willful, has the most relaxed requirements, and is the easiest to come out."

Zhang Linu said, "Let's go and see the other goddesses first."

Everyone followed, Xie Chi lagged behind by a step, reached out and touched the scroll, his pupils suddenly shrank.

The feeling on my hands is not papery at all, but rather... oily, soft, and greasy.

Zhang Linu suddenly appeared nearby, looking nervous and shouting: "What are you doing?!"

Xie Chi seemed to withdraw his hand in panic: "Sorry, I was attracted to her and couldn't help but want to touch her."

Zhang Linu smiled instantly: "As long as you like it."

Xie Chi followed again, and felt that Zhang Linu was easy to please. As long as he praised something he liked, he would immediately change his expression and smile, and that smile was definitely not a fake smile. He had some kind of crazy paranoia.

After they left, the almond-shaped eyes of the peony lady in the painting seemed to move, and she looked at Xie Chi's back with affection.

[My eyes are moving! ! ]

[Is she attracted to the boss? ! Ah, this is a bit scary. ]

[Isn’t the boss gay? 】

The crowd continued to move upwards.

The third floor is apricot white, with shoulders as if carved, a long and slender neck , fair skin and a graceful figure, and a beautiful face but a slightly sickly look.

Chuntao on the fourth floor is cute and young.

The fifth floor, Qiu Ju, is pure and elegant.

…

Fifteen minutes later, after visiting all the floors, they returned to the second floor.

Zhang Linu chuckled: "Excuse me, goddesses, you only told me the results quietly. Now please close your eyes and I will take you to find them."

When Zhang Linu said this, the actors' phones started ringing.

[The plot progress has been updated. Actors, please close your eyes and go find the goddess. ]

The cannon fodder looked terrified, and Yue Xiuming's face was also extremely ugly. He obviously realized that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what the problem was.

Xie Chi gave Lu Wen and Yan Jing a few instructions, and closed his eyes as instructed. The moment he opened his eyes again, his pupils suddenly dilated.

Is this... an illusion?

This is a forest, but the ground underfoot is not mud, but warm jade. The forest is obviously not a wild forest. Every tree is lush and has neat branches. They are not only full of bright fruits, but also cooked meat wrapped with red ribbons.

The cooked meat hangs down, emitting a fragrant aroma.

Xie Chi suddenly heard the sound of water splashing, the sound of water being scooped up and splashed.

[Zhang Linu is lying! Everyone, including Taoist Xuancheng, went in.]

[Ah, is he going to... kill someone to silence them? I just realized it.]

[Wait, didn't you notice that the illusions they were in were all different? ? ]

A burst of laughter came from the woods. Before Xie Chi could react, a huge invisible force pushed him into a huge pool of water.

He fell into the water with a splash, and the wine splashed everywhere.

Xie Chi jumped out of the pool with a splash, and suddenly saw several beauties standing by the pool, wearing extremely revealing clothes that only covered their key parts. He was stunned for two seconds.

【love at first sight??】

【I was stunned.】

[Sure enough, this is the true nature of a man. 】

Xie Chi decisively dived into the pool again.

【??? Hahaha what kind of reaction is this? Big Boss you are a man!! Do you have to be so innocent?】

[Why do I feel like he is scared, as if he was caught cheating. ]

【Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter.】

[He has one, two, three, four, five, five goddesses here. Fuck.]

"Brother, look at me?!" Xie Chi said anxiously underwater.

Xie Xinglan said without hesitation: "I'm looking, you're not allowed to look, you can only look at me."

His tone was slightly gloomy, and he seemed very unhappy.

"No! Then you are not allowed to look at it either!" Xie Chi's face turned red, he suddenly regretted it and refused.