Chapter 011 Cats and Dogs
The little cat-eared loli in front of me is obviously a monster.
The so-called monsters are creatures that have developed intelligence.
Just as recorded in mythological stories, they accidentally gained spiritual intelligence and absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon to cultivate themselves and strengthen their abilities.
It’s just that the essence of the sun and the moon is not so easy to absorb, so they usually get up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs, and work harder than cows.
Their path of cultivation is more arduous and takes longer, often taking decades or even hundreds of years to show results.
After such a long time, they have continuously strengthened themselves, constantly improved themselves, made themselves better, and finally...
——Became the mount of the gods.
When Lu Xun was reading some mythological stories on Earth, he would sometimes wonder: "Will the gods compete with each other for mounts, just like young people compete with each other for cars?"
This scene seems quite interesting when I think about it.
But on Earth, there is no shortage of "mounts" as long as you have money.
Some cost a few hundred yuan, some cost a few thousand yuan, and some even cost tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands!
——Such as bicycles, motorcycles, cars, etc.
Lu Xun once regarded Ji Li as a mount when he was on the road, but he never that there would be a day when he would also be regarded as a mount.
Could it be that the monsters are resentful of the role of "mounts" and are fed up with being ridden?
This possibility is actually not small, and it feels reasonable.
Seeing that Lu Xun did not reply, the little cat-eared girl floating in front of him continued to speak loudly in a childish voice: "My name is Mao Nanbei. It is your honor to be my mount."
Lu Xun couldn't help but feel slightly startled when he heard this.
Is she Mao Nanbei?
This slightly funny-sounding name is very famous in "Tianchen".
She only appeared in the middle of the game. She is a peerless monster with abnormal strength. She abuses players like dogs.
She is very popular and can be ranked among the top among many female NPCs because her image of a cat-eared girl is so deeply rooted in people's hearts.
Any post related to her can easily reach over a thousand views on the forum, and many obscene players even line up to beg her to abuse them.
But at that time she appeared as a girl with cat ears, but I didn’t expect that she is actually a loli now.
But it makes sense. By the middle of the game, according to the timeline, it would have been many years later.
Meeting Mao Nanbei at this moment, Lu Xun was faintly excited .
It’s not that he has any special fetish. What excites him is not Mao Nanbei’s image, but... her identity!
He was very clear about how special Mao Nanbei's identity was.
Sure enough, Murong Yan, who was standing aside, couldn't stand it anymore. Her fat face was filled with a flattering smile, and she said to the little Loli: "Little Master Uncle, this is... not good, right?"
Lu Xun was not at all surprised by the title of Junior Uncle-Master, but Ji Li opened her mouth in surprise.
The little Lolita's demon-slaying skills just now had already shocked her. After all...
——Has never seen the world.
Now, what she didn’t expect was that this powerful little girl was of such !
The little loli named Maonanbei glared at Murong Yan, and the smile on Murong Yan's face became even more intense, and her fat face looked even more silly.
Looking at her silly appearance, the little girl couldn't vent her temper.
The sect arranged Murong Yan to be her entourage, and it was a very stable arrangement!
She no longer floated in the air, but turned and landed on Murong Yan's broad shoulders.
She is fat, so it's very comfortable to lie on her.
In addition, Murong Yan was a tall girl over 1.85 meters tall, and Mao Nanbei, sitting on her shoulders, was taller than Lu Xun.
She put her hands on her hips, curled her lips, and said to Murong Yan: "There is no such thing as against the rules. Aren't rules meant to be broken?"
Murong Yan heard this, and the expression on her fat face was a little complicated. She said to the little girl sitting on her shoulder: "Little Uncle Master, it's okay to say this outside, but you can't let the law enforcement elder hear it."
The little cat-eared girl shook her little feet in the air and said unhappily, "I'm his uncle, how can I be afraid of him?"
But why does it sound a bit strong on the outside but weak on the inside?
"And it wasn't me who said that. It was Second Senior Sister who said that. If he has the guts, he can go and cause trouble for Second Senior Sister!" she added.
Sure enough, he is still a coward at heart.
When a loli is in this state, we usually call it "cute and fierce".
Mao Nanbei continued to swing his little feet in the air, looked at Lu Xun and said, "What do you think? Become my beautiful mount, and you will have all the skills, magic weapons, and elixirs you need. How about it?"
The mount is the face of a cultivator, and Lu Xun is very handsome, so she feels that she will be very proud.
Ji Li, who was standing next to Lu Xun, suddenly stretched out her chubby little hand and gently pulled the corner of Lu Xun's clothes.
Lu Xun usually spoke to her without any taboos, and she was afraid that he would speak to the little Loli like that.
She didn't know that Lu Xun was already plotting against the little Loli.
He originally planned to contact Murong Yan through Ji Li, and then get in touch with Murong Yan's sect.
It’s not that I’m taking advantage of Ji Li. This way, I can fulfill her wish and I can also make a perfect start as planned. It’s a win-win situation.
But suddenly Mao Nanbei showed up... and everything seemed to become a little simpler.
So he laughed.
His smile is very warm.
Ji Li had only seen such a smile once, when they were talking about practitioners in the teahouse.
Mao Nanbei looked at Lu Xun's smile and liked him more and more.
It really looks good!
Lu Xun was like a mortal with no real experience, and asked, "Your Excellency is very strong?"
"Of course!" The little girl was very confident: "I came here to get rid of a nearby ghost king. You also saw the hundreds of evil spirits just now. They are the ghost king's avatars after his death. I will chop off their heads with one knife!"
The core of this sentence is easy to understand: Don’t you think that the smooth operation I just performed is awesome?
Lu Xun was stunned when he heard this. Have all the ghost kings come out? How many experience points should a ghost king be worth? Slurp!
“Is your sect also very powerful?” Lu Xun continued to play dumb and asked.
"Of course!" The little girl held her head high and chest puffed out, seeming to be proud of it.
She has a very high seniority in the sect. The more powerful the sect is, the more powerful she appears.
"Then can I go and take a look first and then make a decision?" Lu Xun said again.
This is his ultimate goal!
He has to go to this sect, and then he can start the legendary "perfect start".
These large sects all have large formations, and it is difficult for a small account with little cultivation to find it. You can't sense it at all. Even if it is placed in front of you, you can't tell what's special about it.
The little girl raised her eyebrows slightly. She didn't like people bargaining.
But this guy is really good-looking, and she doesn't want to miss him.
After thinking for a moment, she nodded.
At this moment, Lu Xun showed a smile that looked even warmer.
This smile seems to hide the nervousness and anticipation of the little villager when he is going to the big city, or like people at the foot of the mountain wanting to see the scenery on the mountain.
Little Loli didn't know that Lu Xun was not from the foot of the mountain.
He had also seen the scenery on the mountain top.
At this moment, he was just exposing his nature of playing tricks.
If we want to give a name that matches the north and south of the cat, we can call this kind of people dog things.
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