Volume 8 Final Chapter Chapter 1167 Hidden
Crosstalk talks about the past and the present, criticizes current social ills, and also includes dirty jokes. Nowadays, the past has been almost completely discussed, and current affairs are not easy to talk about, so the only thing left is to continue to delve deeper into dirty jokes.
In the past, the audiences who listened to crosstalk on the underground bridge actually liked to listen to dirty jokes. Before telling dirty jokes, the male audiences would drive away the women and children. Once they saw someone telling a crosstalk and there were only male audiences around, it went without saying that the person was telling dirty jokes.
Now, times have progressed, men and women are equal, and telling dirty jokes no longer drives away female guests. Some crosstalk artists even use dirty jokes to attract female guests, and some female guests come specifically to watch the dirty jokes.
Crosstalk and Errenzhuan used to be street performers, it was impossible for them to be too elegant, what mattered was to go from vulgar to vulgar, and it has only been a few years since they were forced to be elegant, not to mention that elegance has not yet been established, and it has been given the important task of educational significance. If you want to see something that can make people laugh, you have to go to small theaters and teahouses.
You've bought the ticket, paid for the tea, laugh if you want to laugh, fuck off if you're unhappy, and no one will chase you and ask if you've realized how hard it is to have today's happiness.
"Hold!"
After listening to a joke stitched together from various Internet memes, Nan Yi spat and turned to Xu Yunlei and said, "I have a new business that I want to list in China in the future."
"Brother Nan, how far into the future?"
"Three to four years."
"It's a little early to talk about this now."
"It's getting late. I don't want to engage in financial fraud. In order to make the financial indicators look better, I piled in a lot of short-term profitable projects. With three years of brilliant data, it will be a natural thing for the company to go public in the fourth year."
"Why don't you go abroad?"
"The prospects are unclear and the profit margins are limited. I plan to make back the profits of the next fifteen years first." Nan Yi picked up a pecan, pinched it in half with his fingers, and handed one half to Xu Yunlei.
Xu Yunlei took it and asked, "Become a dead stock?"
"No, keep struggling, just to make yourself invincible, so as not to work in vain." Nan Yi picked up the fruit pulp and put it into his mouth. He chewed it twice and said, "You are in charge of the listing. I will give you two points and the right to purchase four points."
“Not planning to raise funds?”
"If it doesn't melt, it might be sold for a little bit, so don't worry about it, it won't be sold cheaply."
Xu Yunlei pondered for a while and said, "Brother Nan, is your new business designed to make quick money?"
Nan Yi wiped his hands to get rid of the residue on them, "Let's put it this way, to build a laboratory for my niece, it will cost 1.5 to 1.6 billion yuan, I have to find a way to make some money to fill the shortfall."
"Brother Nan!"
"It doesn't matter if you are the same age as me. Kneel down and kowtow and call me uncle."
"One head for 1.5 billion?" Xu Yunlei joked, "If you want that price, I'll really knock it out and even knock the skull out for you."
"Being a good fighter, before you even get a scratch on your skin, I'll have to go out on the street to beg for food."
The two of them joked around for a few minutes and then decided on a major event that would happen in a few years.
After listening to the crosstalk, the two went to Xu Yunlei's place again, got a pot, drank and chatted.
Birds of a feather flock together. Being able to hang out with Nan Yi, they have similar temperaments. Xu Yunlei also lives a simple life. He only likes to go to Internet cafes to play games and spend some money. He seldom takes the initiative to go to other entertainment venues. He doesn't like to eat out and will cook at home as long as conditions permit.
But my cooking skills are not very good, so I can only make hot pot all year round.
As soon as Huang Saner registered Ingrid Xu, there was some noise.
Since the mid-1990s, about ten years ago, Huang Saner had already been a top figure in Beijing's business community. This had something to do with her gender and the fact that she ran a private business. When with ulterior motives dug and dug, and soon discovered the identities of the major shareholders of the inheritance company and Feilong Internet Cafe.
Hu Run laughed when he heard the news, "Another fat sheep has arrived."
Huang Saner followed the trend and retired, which was also due to the fact that he had become a public figure and was overwhelmed by the troubles he faced.
She is almost fifty years old and a wealthy woman. Some of her spiritual relatives worry about the inheritance of her estate, while others stamp their feet, grit their teeth, and pick up a steel wool to rub and rub.
Miangua is the name of a barbecue restaurant. It has four or five branches and is considered a chain.
Miangua is also a person's name. He was a subordinate of Huang Saner. When Huang Saner opened a bowling alley, he gave Miangua and Yanjing (Yan Jin) some shares. Yanjing was put into the inheritance company by Nan Yi, and Miangua started to make a living by doing barbecue, which was considered to be following the old path of hyperthyroidism.
In Miangua, Miangua grilled some skewers himself and brought them to a small private room on a tray.
There were three consecutive "pop, pop, pop" sounds as Yan Jing opened three bottles of beer and handed one to each of the other two. The three of them clinked the bottles and took a big sip each.
"Miangua, is this business going well?"
"It's okay. The beer sales were lively and the rebate has increased. I made a few more dollars from the drinks." Miangua picked up a few skewers and handed them to the two men.
Huang Saner took a bite of the skewer, chewed the meat, and said incoherently: "Working in the catering industry is too tiring, I should change my job."
Miangua smiled and said, "Besides doing this, I can't do anything else. Unlike Glasses, I can calm down and read. Wearing a pair of glasses, I look like an intellectual."
The man with glasses on one side adjusted his glasses and laughed awkwardly, "I was forced to do this. I have no knowledge and the people below me don't obey you at all."
"There are many capable people. Tell Nan Ye to open a few convenience stores..." Huang Saner recalled and said, "Last time, Nan Ye said that it would be a good idea to open a few coin-operated laundries in areas where rental houses are concentrated. Now that no one is doing it, I can make some money and leave."
"Laundry?" Glasses was distracted. "How do we do it?"
"What else can we do? Get a batch of coin-operated washing machines, modify the coin selectors so that they can count accurately, then rent a house and set them up there, collecting the coins every night, just like Hu Jianlao set up his Apple machines."
Yan Jing is the boss of a family business. He knows everything about the mundane world. After a little thought, he thought this was a good business. "Master Huang, I'll take a stake in it."
Huang Saner waved his big flowered arms and said, "No, I won't get involved in this deal. You two can discuss it between yourselves."
Hearing this, Glasses looked at Miangua, "What do you say?"
"I only take the money, so I can charge a smaller share. The store is too busy, and I need to catch up on my sleep during the day."
Glasses nodded, "Okay, I'll think about it and we'll talk next time."
Huang Saner shook the bottle and said, "There is no threshold for this. With 20,000 or 30,000 yuan, you can open a store. When more people follow suit, you can sell the store. The bulk of the profit comes from the transfer fee."
Miangua gave a thumbs up, "Master Nan is really awesome, he has planned every step carefully."
"If Master Nan isn't awesome, who else is?" Huang San'er echoed, and then asked suddenly, "Hey, have you two seen Liuzi recently?"
Glasses shook his head, "It's been almost seven or eight years since we last met."
Miangua sneered, "Ever since I had a child, Nan Ye comes to my house every New Year, giving me food, drinks, clothes, and a big red envelope every year. Sixth Master, ah, the big boss, is so powerful that I can't get close to him."
Huang Saner asked suspiciously, "Is there a story?"
Miangua waved his hand, "No, I just ran into him once, and he sent me away after just a few words, as if he was afraid that I would borrow money from him. No matter how poor my life is, I can always take out two or three hundred."
Glasses joked, "He's really rich! Even if I add up all the private money I've kept in the floor tiles, I still can't get half a million."
Huang Saner knew what was going on as soon as he heard it, "You're pretty diligent in buying houses."
Glasses said happily: "When I went to buy a house at the end of last year, I happened to come across a discount. I gritted my teeth and mortgaged seven houses. The monthly mortgage payment is fourteen or fifteen. Now my life is very tight."
"You're getting a bargain, but you're being ungrateful. The house prices have gone up so much." Miangua is more conservative. He took his time buying houses, and when the house prices started to rise, he regretted it. Now when he heard Glasses talking about houses, he couldn't help but stab him, "How can you do business with only 500,000 yuan?"
"Take the house deed to the bank for mortgage loan. One is not enough, so take two." Glasses said proudly.
"Okay, you're awesome." Miangua gave a listless thumbs up and looked at Huang Saner, "Master Huang, how much did you buy?"
Huang Saner said calmly: "I didn't buy much, I just invested in a few real estate projects. I don't want dividends, I just want houses."
Miangua and Yanjing looked at each other and said in unison: "Master Huang, you are so awesome."
After leaving Xu Yunlei's residence, Nan Yi went to Baiwanzhuang. Leaning against the head of the bed, Gong Xue told him the story of Zhang Yuquan and Lin Sha.
When Zhang Yuquan got the news that day, he rushed to the crew and confirmed that he was cuckolded. He did not do anything to the man, but just gave Lin Sha a big slap, said "We're done", and left.
Afterwards, Zhang Yuquan called Gong Xue again and asked her to cancel the broadcast of "North Drifting" and delete all the scenes involving Lin Sha in the current "Iron and Steel Girlfriends". He would guarantee compensation.
It was impossible not to broadcast "North Drifting" as it had already been bought by the TV station. It would offend a lot of people if they tried to get it back, so Gong Xue discussed it with Zhang Yuquan. Zhang Yuquan expressed his understanding and said that forget it, but the scenes in "铿锵女友" must be deleted.
Gong Xue readily agreed, and in order to express her apology, the adulterer was quickly fired. She also contacted several friendly competitors and explained how this person was fired, the subtext of which was a ban.
It is basically impossible for an adulterer to make a living in the circle. Who would dare to employ someone who dares to "bring money into the group"? If he does it again, he will be asking for trouble.
"The day after he was fired, he was beaten up."
"It's what they deserve. This pair of bastards can't tell the difference. Zhang Yuquan is their bread and butter, and they have the nerve to do that. Let's start a new project, bring Zhang Yuquan with us, and try to get higher profits, as an apology to him."
"To make a movie?"
"Well, after work the day after tomorrow, ask Wangbei Capital to send me a list of film projects on the market so I can take a look."
“Don’t you want to take the photos yourself?”
Nan Yi put the book in his hand on the bedside table, slid down and huddled into the quilt, "It's better to follow suit, so that others won't misunderstand that we are trying to steal the movie's food."
Gong Xue followed suit and huddled into the bed, resting her head in Nan Yi's arms. "The box office is higher now, are we really not going in?"
"What's so high about it? Last year's total was just over 2.6 billion. Even if we were given all the share from the producers, it would only be a few bucks. There are so many dirty things going on. There's no need to wade into this muddy water. It's enough to just stick to those Quanxian Cinemas and have a little say."
Nan Yi closed his eyes, "I don't want to move, you want to sit on it yourself."
Gong Xue leaned close to Nan Yi and whispered, "Shall we have a child?"
"You are sick. Children are toys. If you want one, take it. Have you asked the egg? Can it become a smart and healthy baby? You are old now. Don't let your imagination run wild and don't be so selfish. You have to raise the child after birth. You also have to consider the child's children and grandchildren. They..."
"Okay, okay, just pretend I didn't say anything. You are always right." Gong Xue turned over and sulked.
"Menopause?"
"Yes, I'll kill you."
Nan Yi said quietly, "If you had asked for a child ten years ago, I would have agreed to it. Now, don't overthink it. Old parents are a pressure on children. Also, you may not live to see your child reach adulthood... If you really want one, adopt one."
"You are not qualified to adopt." Gong Xue said unhappily.
"Nonsense, you are already qualified."
