Volume 6 Happy Heroes Chapter 208 Looking for Someone
When a person lives in the world, it is inevitable to make a few friends.
Once you make friends, it is inevitable to make good friends and bad friends; of course you can choose not to consider bad friends as friends, but sometimes you have to bear the disgust and deal with them.
Wang Dong also has such " bad friends".
And once there are four, there are four.
It was a miracle that he had managed to get rid of these four friends and was still alive.
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Qinghe County.
Qinghe County is a place that is quite famous in the martial arts world.
Because the Qinghe County Government Office once had a very famous constable named "Beat Anyone He Sees", many cases that the Six Gates found difficult could be easily solved by him.
Therefore, the Six Gates later specially set up a branch in Qinghe County to deter villains, and now it has even become an insurmountable red zone in the eyes of some gangsters.
Su Weiyun and Wang Dong also came here today and went straight to the county government office.
On the street.
There were no vendors setting up shop on either side, only a few pedestrians walking cautiously, making the county town seem a bit depressed and lonely.
Su Weiyun and Wang Dong walked side by side. Su Weiyun looked relaxed, but Wang Dong's face did not look good.
Wang Dong asked: "Are you really going to surrender yourself?"
Su Weiyun said: "I killed Jiagun, how can I not give him an explanation?"
Wang Dong said: "Then you might as well not kill him, so as to save yourself the trouble of making this long journey."
Su Weiyun said: "But if I don't kill him, I won't be happy or comfortable, so I endured the trouble and made this trip."
He then asked, "Have you ever heard of a mysterious swordsman who was unrivaled in heaven and earth a long time ago, named Ximen Chuixue?"
Wang Dong said, "How could I not know him? He was my idol when I was young! I heard that sometimes in order to kill a damned evildoer, he would fast for three days, bathe and change clothes, and then travel a thousand miles to kill the devil with one sword!"
Su Weiyun said: "He has many more skills in killing people than I do. Isn't that troublesome? But there is no perfect solution in the world. People lying in bed don't have to do anything. Although they are happy all day long, there are some things that people have to do as human beings."
"If you won't be happy if you don't do it, why don't you do it?"
Wang Dong had been listening quietly, and suddenly asked, "Are you mocking me again?"
Su Weiyun corrected: "I'm helping you out of kindness!"
Wang Dong smiled bitterly and said, "If you weren't my friend, I would have beaten you to death with a stick!"
"I just hope that when you see your four former friends, you won't be as soft-hearted as you were to me!"
Wang Dong suddenly shut up.
The two men had arrived at the gate of the county government office. In front of the gate stood a very large and thick drum for complaining about grievances, and on the stand next to the drum stood a long drumstick.
Before Wang Dong could say anything, Su Weiyun had already walked up to the big drum, swung up the drumstick, and hit the drumhead hard!
Bang!
A loud bang that shook the earth.
The rumbling sound could probably be heard clearly within three streets around here.
A voice was immediately heard from the yamen.
"Who dares to beat the drum and disturb the peace of this county?"
The door slowly opened.
Two tall and thin yamen runners with pointed chins and monkey cheeks walked out of the door, one of them had nothing in his hands, and the other one was carrying a powerful stick on his shoulder.
"You two are the ones playing the drums?"
"Yes, I have a great injustice to tell the county magistrate!"
The bailiff gave a subtle look and said with a smile, "Okay, then come in. The county magistrate welcomes people like you who have suffered so much and have such deep hatred."
He said a lot of strange things and then led Su Weiyun and Wang Dong in.
As soon as I entered, the door was closed.
One of the yamen runners slammed his powerful stick to the ground with a loud bang, and said sternly: "Who are you? How dare you trespass into the county government office?!"
Su Weiyun and Wang Dong looked at each other and laughed, "Didn't you two lead us in?"
"Hmm...is there a case that's been dragging on for a while recently?"
"It seems so. It was the big case involving 40,000 taels of silver three years ago."
"Why not settle the case today?"
"Okay..."
The two yamen runners did not answer Su Weiyun's words. Instead, they faced each other, discussed and consulted with each other, saying some incomprehensible words.
After a while, the yamen runner with empty hands took out a booklet from behind his waist.
He flipped through the pages casually, pretending to realize something, and said to himself, "Oh, I know who you are."
Wang Dong rushed to say, "If you are right, I will go back to bed and never get up again!"
The bailiff started to speak, reading out in all seriousness, "Three years ago, a pair of male and female thieves committed crimes in Qinghe. When the head constable rushed over, the two thieves heard the news and fled, and their whereabouts are unknown!"
The other man coughed twice, then snorted coldly, "Cough cough cough... Humph, I didn't expect they would dare to come back today and be caught by the two of us. They really walked into a trap!"
Su Weiyun was suddenly stunned and said, "You mean... you mean we are the 'male and female thieves'?"
The bailiff said sternly: "Don't you dare deny it?!"
Su Weiyun asked in a strange tone: "Look, which one of us is the male and which one is the female?"
The bailiff scolded, "The male rabbit's feet are confused, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurry. When two rabbits walk side by side on the ground, how can I tell which is the male and which is the female? Now that you two little rabbits have fallen into my hands, don't try to quibble anymore, just bow your heads obediently!"
He could actually recite poetry and quote from classics, which really made Su Weiyun laugh and cry.
"Who did you learn this trick from?"
The bailiff sneered, "I'll teach you a lesson. This is the magic trick used by the head constable to solve cases. It's hard to catch a thief, but it's much easier to catch a person!"
Su Weiyun asked: "If the arrested person refuses to confess, should he be beaten until he confesses?"
The bailiff laughed and said, "I didn't realize you were so smart. Most people would be fine if they were starved for three days and then beaten for one day. That's why there has never been a case in Qinghe County that we can't solve!"
Su Weiyun sighed: "It seems that I didn't kill the wrong person. Jiagun should have died a long time ago!"
When the yamen runner heard this, his expression changed a little: "What are you talking about?"
Su Weiyun said: "I said the first unjust case today was that the tongs tried to kill the Golden Lion of the Six Gates, but I killed him with my palm!"
The bailiff cursed: "Nonsense! You..."
Before he could finish his words, Su Weiyun had already leaped up to a height of seven or eight feet in the air, allowing him to have a clear view of the scenery around the yamen. He then spun around and flew, landing steadily on the roof of the main hall.
"I am here to sue four people, namely the Red Snake, the Centipede God, the Red Lady, and the Death Written. These four committed heinous crimes such as arson, murder and looting, and they secretly harmed my friend Wang Dong. Please give me justice from the Six Gates!"
His voice was very loud, like rolling thunder, and it spread far away.
However, no one responded to him.
Su Weiyun was looking down from a high place, and not only did he not hear any response, but he also saw many constables from the county government hurrying around, running around, taking their gold and silver valuables with them and escaping for their lives.
"Alas, Master Clamp is not here, and we have offended another evil spirit. Run, run, and come back after he leaves!"
"Which idiot caused this?"
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But within just a cup of tea, almost everyone in the yamen, from the county magistrate to the constable, had fled.
Wang Dong also landed next to Su Weiyun at this time.
Su Weiyun was surprised and said, "Those two people saw my Qinggong and knew that I was a master of martial arts, so of course they ran away. But how could others react faster than them?"
Wang Dong said: "Because they heard what you said."
Su Weiyun asked: "My words? Which words?"
Wang Dong said slowly: "They heard you say that the people you provoked are: the all-pervasive red snake, the thousand-armed and thousand-eyed centipede god, the savior of suffering, Red Lady, and the death warrant that sends death at the first sight."
"After hearing the names of these four thieves, few people can stay calm and not run away."
Su Weiyun laughed and said, "Haha, the faster they run, the better, and the farther they run, the better."
Wang Dong asked, "You want them to spread the news and lure my four friends over here?"
Su Weiyun said: "Otherwise, where can we find someone from all over the world?"
Wang Dong said: "It seems that you have arranged everything... Then I can have a good sleep here!"
As expected, he lay down again immediately.
