Volume 6 Happy Heroes Chapter 185 Guo Dalu
Guoda Road.
Guo Dalu, as his name suggests, is indeed a very ordinary person.
"Da Lu" means being generous, careless, even a little confused, and not caring about anything.
People in Dalu are generally poor, and Guo Dalu is particularly poor.
When Guo Dalu entered Fugui Villa, Su Weiyun and Wang Dong were still talking in the empty room in the middle.
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Wang Dong was sleeping on the bed, and he asked Su Weiyun in surprise , "Why did you buy pots and pans, chickens, ducks, fish and meat from the foot of the mountain? Are you planning to open an inn in Fugui Villa?"
Su Weiyun asked, "If we don't open an inn, won't people have to eat?"
Wang Dong sighed, "But there hasn't been a fire in Fugui Villa for at least three years."
Su Weiyun said: "I have built a stove in the room next door, piled up the firewood I cut from the back mountain, and put the iron pot..."
"Um?"
Su Weiyun suddenly stopped talking because a strange fragrance suddenly floated in the air.
A strange aroma of meat in braised sauce.
They both looked out the window at the same time, and sure enough, slanting smoke was rising in the sky over Fugui Villa.
In the empty mountain villa, the smoke from cooking and the leisurely white clouds are intertwined, and the breeze blows, the picture is really beautiful.
Wang Dong sniffed his nose, widened his eyes, and said, "It seems that this stove should have been bought a long time ago. It can actually cook by itself?"
Su Weiyun shook his head and said, "The stove can't cook, only people can."
Wang Dong asked, "Can you do it?"
Su Weiyun said: "Of course I will."
Wang Dong said: "But you are still standing in front of me now."
Su Weiyun said: "So the dish must have been cooked for us by some other kind-hearted person."
"Really? Am I dreaming?"
When Wang Dong heard this, he sat up from the bed and then he stood up again.
——This time it was Su Weiyun’s turn to open his eyes wide in surprise.
“I think I’m dreaming.”
Wang Dong thought for a moment and said, "You are right. I can daydream, but I cannot let you dream."
Having said that, he slowly lay back down without saying a word.
Su Weiyun asked: "Don't you want to go and take a look?"
Wang Dong said, "Why should I go? Just go. Even if the two of us go together, those dishes will never suddenly become double portions."
He pulled the quilt and said to Su Weiyun with a smile: "So when you go, just bring back some of the cooked rice and dishes for me."
Before Su Weiyun could say anything, someone walked in from outside the door.
This person is not particularly tall, nor is he particularly thin; he is not particularly good-looking, nor is he particularly ugly. But he is somewhat likable.
He was holding a large bowl of braised pork in his hand, and was using chopsticks to pick up pieces of greasy meat and put them into his mouth.
The expression and posture he had when eating meat were neither elegant nor beautiful, but they were interesting to watch.
Seeing his appearance, Wang Dong sighed, "I thought that the heavens had sent a fairy to help me light the fire and cook, but who knew it turned out to be a man."
He said to the person who came, "Hey, I want to discuss something with you. Can we do it again? You go out quickly and let a beautiful fairy come in, okay?"
The man paused with his chopsticks and stared at Wang Dong blankly, with an indescribable strange expression.
"cannot."
Wang Dong couldn't help laughing and asked, "Good man, what's your name?"
The man said, "My name is Guo Dalu. Guo means city, and Dalu means a big road that goes up to the sky."
As he spoke, the half-cooked piece of red-hot meat he was chewing fell out of his mouth and onto the ground.
Wang Dong smiled and said, "You are indeed very 'ordinary'."
Guo Dalu thought about it carefully and suddenly felt something was wrong. He put down the bowl of braised pork in front of him, stretched out his right hand, and pulled out a shiny green sword from his waist.
He yelled, "Be serious, I'm here to rob!"
When Wang Dong heard this, his expression became very excited. He jumped up from the bed and in a moment, he was in front of Guo Dalu.
He shook Guo Dalu's shoulders vigorously and asked anxiously: "Tell me quickly, tell me quickly, did you find anything here?"
Guo Dalu was stunned again. After a long while, he finally spoke, "I...I...I didn't see anything except a big pot!"
Wang Dong couldn't help but sighed: "If you had found something, I could have taken it to the pawn shop to get some money back. What a pity, what a pity... Alas, I knew it earlier. If anyone could find valuable items in Fugui Villa, that would be really amazing!"
Guo Dalu jumped up and down and exclaimed: "This shabby place is actually called 'Fugui Villa'? Are you crazy?!"
Su Weiyun said: "Fat people will become thinner, lovers will separate, so why can't Fugui Villa become poorer?"
Guo Dalu looked at Su Weiyun who had been standing aside for a long time.
In just two breaths, when he turned around to look at Wang Dong again, Wang Dong was lying on his bed again.
Guo Dalu nodded in agreement, "That's right. No matter how rich he was before, as long as he lies in bed every day like him , then... Hey, why do you suddenly have a bowl of braised pork in your hand?"
Halfway through his speech, he was startled and looked around anxiously, only to discover that the bowl of braised meat in red sauce that he had placed on the ground was gone.
Guo Dalu pointed at Wang Dong and said angrily: "You...you...you are robbing!"
Su Weiyun sighed and said, "You should think about it carefully. A lazy person like him would never do anything except eating and going to the bathroom. He was so eager to come to you, of course it wasn't for the bathroom."
Guo Dalu was furious and said to himself, "This is my first time robbing someone, but I didn't get anything. No, I can't fail like this!"
Wang Dong ate a large piece of fat braised pork and said with a smile: "You didn't fail, you still managed to grab some things."
Guo Dalu looked at him and asked with gritted teeth: "What did I get? A belly full of anger?"
Wang Dong's mouth kept moving but he didn't say anything. He was afraid that he would end up like Guo Dalu just now, with meat falling out of his mouth while he was talking.
Su Weiyun sighed and said, "You stole a large bundle of firewood, a big pot, a bowl, a pair of chopsticks, and a large bowl of meat from us."
Guo Dalu said: "But all these fell into his hands and he ate them all!"
Su Weiyun said: "If you didn't grab it, there wouldn't be this bowl of meat. Without this bowl of meat, how could he eat it? So in the final analysis, you still grabbed something, but he just snatched it back."
Guo Dalu seemed to have realized something and said, "Well, it seems that what you said makes sense."
Su Weiyun said: "So now that you have prepared the braised pork, you should leave as soon as possible. The farther away the better. Why did you have to come to us?"
Guo Dalu said seriously, "Because I came here to rob. How can it be considered robbery if I don't even see the owner?"
Wang Dong swallowed the meat in his mouth, suppressed his laughter, and said, "People like you really shouldn't learn to rob others. You should become a thief, quietly and without any trace, wouldn't that be easier?"
Guo Dalu said seriously: "Stealing is something that only villains would do. It is completely different from robbery! When I rob, at least I do it openly and honestly!"
Su Weiyun suddenly asked, "Do you want to be an upright and honest person?"
Guo Dalu said: "I am just such a person. I would rather starve to death than steal!"
Su Weiyun asked: "Do you have a place to live?"
Guo Dalu said: "I wander around the world and have no fixed place to live."
Su Weiyun couldn't help but say: "It seems that this place is really suitable for you."
So Guo Dalu stayed.
So there was one more person living in Fugui Villa.
Su Weiyun and Wang Dong now have one more friend.
