Volume 6 Detective Chapter 021 Tearing
As expected of Haruhi Suzumiya, she is so willful.
However, considering the chat group APP, Emiya did not refuse, but changed the place, "Why do you want to go to Food Wars!? I'll take you to a better place now!"
"Where?"
"Ju goes downstairs!"
Emiya snapped his fingers and brought Suzumiya Haruhi and Nagato Yuki to Sichuan Kikuxialou.
It was dinner time, and Juxialou's business was booming, with the restaurant packed with guests.
As soon as Suzumiya Haruhi entered the room, she saw a dining table suddenly shining brightly, and a ray of light shot up into the sky, illuminating the entire hall of Kikuxia Building.
"My eyes, my eyes..." Suzumiya Haruhi, who was caught off guard, covered her eyes and screamed.
Emiya patted her head in annoyance, "Don't mess with me."
The food in this world glows, but not so bright that it is blinding.
After a long while, Suzumiya Haruhi finally opened her eyes, but she was caught off guard when another beam of light shot up into the sky. She could not help but cover her eyes again and scream.
Emiya: ...
In desperation, Emiya had to take Suzumiya Haruhi and Nagato Yuki to the private room on the lower floor of Kiku.
As soon as Suzumiya Haruhi sat down, she couldn't wait to ask, "What on earth is going on?"
Emiya explained: "It's simple, because the food in this world glows, and food that doesn't glow is not good food."
"Glowing food, this is so interesting." Suzumiya Haruhi's eyes were wide open, her face full of anticipation.
At this moment, Fairy Bei's daughter Liu Keling came over from outside and said with a smile on her face: "Master, you are here."
Emiya said, "A Ling, give the menu to Miss Haruhi Suzumiya and let her order."
Liu Keling nodded, said "Master", and handed the menu to Suzumiya Haruhi.
While Suzumiya Haruhi was ordering food, Emiya sent the installation package of the chat APP to everyone in the phone and invited them all.
After a while, prompts popped up one after another.
Miyano Shiho joined the chat group, Loki joined the chat group, Hestia joined the chat group, Hephaestus joined the chat group, Aqua joined the chat group, Sato Kazuma joined the chat group, Huihui joined the chat group, Darkness joined the chat group, Natsume Takashi joined the chat group...
This is not the end. As time goes by, more and more people join in.
Gin Dojima, Wiz, Yukihira Joichiro, Hiratsuka Shizuka, Tanjiro Kamado, Shinobu Kocho, Ubuyashiki Kōya, Nami, Nojiko, Ichisho, Hayato Furinji, Miku Kushinada, Professor Agasa, Fairy Bei, and Erina Nakiri joined the chat group.
Basically everyone who has received a mobile phone from Emiya has joined this chat group.
The originally empty chat group suddenly had dozens of more people.
It's full of conversations.
Loki: After the mobile phone, is there another chat group? Who on earth invented this thing? Say something and let me see.
Hiratsuka Shizuka was confused: "Are you serious about calling me Loki?"
Fenglinji Hayato thought of the origin of this name: "Loki, the Nordic evil god?"
As soon as Aqua joined in, she saw the word "evil god" and was shocked: "What, evil god? Where is the evil god? Is it the guy called Loki?"
Loki was furious: "Who is the evil god?"
Nami couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief: "So, you are not the evil god?"
Hestia snickered and sent a message: "No, Loki is the evil god, and he is a super evil evil god, a penniless evil god."
Loki immediately vented his anger on Hestia: "What did you say, little dwarf!!!"
Hephaestus sighed, "Can't you two be quiet for a while? Are you planning to throw the gods to another world?"
Ubuyashiki Yoya smiled and said, "My Lord, I am glad to see that you are in good health."
Hephaestus: "It's Yoya."
Sato Kazuma: "As I recall, Loki is the Nordic god of mischief. He shouldn't be considered an evil god."
Aqua breathed a sigh of relief. “Oh, isn’t he the evil god? That’s great.”
Sato Kazuma sent another message: "Anyway, it's better than this mentally retarded god next to me."
Aqua immediately went crazy: "Who is the idiot god, the scumbag Kazuma."
Hiratsuka Shizuka: "How many gods are there in this chat group? At least let us get to know them, so that we can have a general idea and at least not offend people we shouldn't offend."
Loki took the lead: "I, Loki, am the god of vices."
Hestia: "I, Hestia, the goddess of the hearth."
Hephaestus: "I, Hephaestus, the god of forging."
Aqua was not to be outdone: “And me, Aqua, the goddess of water.”
Suzumiya Haruhi hesitated for a moment and sent a message: "Although I don't know if I am a goddess, there are indeed a group of people who think I am a god."
Emiya glanced up and saw that Suzumiya Haruhi had already ordered the food and was currently paying attention to the chat group.
She knew some of the people here, and some she didn't know at all, but that didn't stop her from watching the fun.
On the other hand, Loki didn't care about anything and just said, "Goddess of the Hearth, you are such a loli god!"
Of course Hestia would not admit defeat: "Who is the Loli God, you flat-chested God!"
Loki: "You're looking for death, little dwarf!!!"
Sato Kazuma was immediately confused: "Wait, what is a flat-breasted god? I remember Loki was supposed to be a male god."
Furinji Hayato: "+1"
Hestia laughed loudly, "No wonder your breasts are as desperate as cliffs. It turns out you are a male god in another world. You deserve it, Loki."
Loki decided to have a real-life PK with the dwarf: "Don't run, dwarf. I'm going to find you now."
Hephaestus sighed again: "Can't you two calm down a little?"
Miyano Shiho was really enlightened today: "Boss, are all gods like this?"
Nami was stunned when she saw this: "Ah, what do you mean, boss? Boss!"
Emiya calmly sent a message: "It's simple. Miyano Shiho is my subordinate and works for me now, so it's only natural for her to call me boss."
Nojiko asked curiously, "So, what does Miss Miyano Shiho do?"
Miyano Shiho replied: "I'm researching medicine."
Sato Kazuma asked curiously, "Could it be a recovery drug or something like that?"
Emiya said, "No, it's a rejuvenation potion."
Nami: ...
Nojigo: ...
Hiratsuka Shizuka: …
Furinji Hayato: ...
Loki: ...
Natsume Takashi was in a mess, "Wait, you are obviously a goddess, why are you sighing with them? Rejuvenation is not a difficult thing for you, right?"
Loki explained, "It's Natsume. Of course I can do things like rejuvenation, but you also know that in my world, we gods who have descended to the earth cannot use our divine power. So even if we meet an adventurer we like, we can only watch him grow old day by day and eventually leave our clan."
Hephaestus echoed, "Yes, compared to us gods, neither dwarves nor elves are long-lived, and human life is even shorter. But if there is a drug that can rejuvenate people, it will be popular even in Orario."
Loki tempted, "The girl who researches the anti-aging drug is called Miyano Shiho, right? Do you want to join my clan? Even if you are my boss, I am still my person."
Miyano Shiho: ???
Emiya said: "It is true that I am a member of the Loki clan, but in my opinion, Miyano Shiho is more suitable for the Mihe clan."
Sato Kazuma couldn't help but ask, "Which god is Mihe?"
Emiya said: "A true god of medicine."
Loki angrily tapped on the keyboard: "What a joke, you are my people, why do you want to introduce your people to the Mihe clan, quickly let the little girl Miyano Shiho join my clan."
Hestia retorted rudely, "It's because the little girl named Miyano Shiho is Emiya's, so Emiya has to think about her future. Your family members who can do nothing but fighting and killing are completely useless to the little girl."
Loki: "Die, little dwarf!!!!!!!"
A few seconds later, Hephaestus sent a message: "The two gods have fought."
And it came with several photos of Loki and Hestia wrestling with each other.
The two gods in the photo look like ordinary little girls, wrestling with each other, and they don’t look like gods at all.
Sato Kazuma: “That’s it???”
Furinji Hayato said: "This is completely different from the battle between gods I imagined."
Kushinada Miku: "Rather, it was just a battle between two girls."
Emiya smiled bitterly and said, "There's nothing we can do. In their world, gods have to seal their powers after they descend to the earth. Once they unlock their powers, all the gods will unite and send them back to heaven."
Hephaestus said, "This is also for the sake of the creatures on earth. If Hestia and Loki really start a fight, all of Orario will be reduced to ruins."
Shinobu Kocho: "Well, I am also a doctor, and I am somewhat interested in rejuvenation. Ms. Miyano Shiho, if you don't mind, can I also join your research?"
Before Miyano Shiho could speak, Emiya sent a message: "No problem, you're welcome to join, @Miyano Shiho, Kocho Shinobu is a member of the Mihe family and a first-class doctor. Joining your team should be helpful to you."
Miyano Shiho: "Since you, the boss, have said so, I have no objection."
Emiya @ Shinobu Kocho again: "When will I pick you up?"
Shinobu Kocho said, "Any time is fine."
Emiya replied, "Okay, I'll come find you after I finish eating."
