Volume 5: Twenty Undoubted Chapter 354 Yuan Xudong is in danger
At night, Yuan Xudong and Duan Jiabao walked under the street lights. Looking at the tall and handsome Yuan Xudong, Duan Jiabao smiled and said:
"You really don't have to eat with your classmates?"
"No, compared to classmates, my girlfriend's best friend is more important!"
Yuan Xudong smiled and said:
"Besides, it's so late, I'm worried about you going back alone, right?"
"What should I worry about?"
Looking at Yuan Xudong, Duan Jiabao said self-deprecatingly:
"I look safe. I'm so fat, ordinary people can't beat me!"
"Yeah?"
Hearing Duan Jiabao say this, Yuan Xudong looked her up and down and said with a smile:
"It's quite safe, so I can go back?"
"screw you!"
Duan Jiabao rolled his eyes at Yuan Xudong, then waved his hands as he walked, saying with a look of disdain:
"Just go away, go wherever it's cool, bye!"
"You're just kidding!"
Yuan Xudong smiled, followed Duan Jiabao's footsteps and said with a smile:
"Didn't you just read the news on Weibo? A few guys beat up a girl after failing to be a hooligan. What if you saw that?"
"I know, those men are really bad, they should be arrested and put in jail for life!"
Having said this, Duan Jiabao paused for a moment, then looked at Yuan Xudong and said with a smile:
"But, with your weak arms and legs, if you really run into bad guys, can you beat them?"
"Of course I can't beat him!"
Yuan Xudong smiled and said:
"Confucius said that a gentleman should use his mouth instead of his fists. I am just a weak scholar who can't even tie a chicken. Although I read the books of sages and have a righteous heart, how can I compete with bad guys in terms of fists and feet?"
"Then how do you protect others?"
Looking at Yuan Xudong who was talking nonsense, Duan Jiabao couldn't help but roll his eyes and said:
"You rely on your mouth to convince others, right?"
"Of course not. It takes great strength to enforce and uphold justice. Before justice comes, I can take the beating for you!"
Looking at Duan Jiabao who rolled his eyes, Yuan Xudong boasted:
"Confucius said: Knowing it is impossible to do something, you should do it anyway. If they hit me one more time, they can hit you one less time. We can buy a little more time until the police arrive, and that'll be all!"
"Are you that good?"
Looking into Yuan Xudong's eyes, Duan Jiabao said in disbelief:
"Are you bragging?"
"You are not me, how do you know that what I said is not true but just bragging?"
Looking into Duan Jiabao's eyes, Yuan Xudong said seriously:
"People will always think of others as if they can't do something, and think that others can't do it either, or won't do it. But I believe that there will always be a group of fools in this world who do things knowing that they can't do it. When we judge others, we should wipe our eyes first. If there is dust on our eyes, the world will always be dirty and it will be hard for people to look straight at it and see no beauty!"
Looking at Yuan Xudong who was talking freely, Duan Jiabao pouted and said aggrievedly:
"You scolded me!"
"No, what did I scold you for?"
"You just scolded me. You scolded me for having dirty eyes and not being able to see the beauty!"
"No, I really didn't. Who scolded you?"
Looking at Duan Jiabao who was like a punching bag, Yuan Xudong said with a smile:
"Confucius said that one can judge a gentleman by one's own meanness. I clearly didn't mean to scold you, but you felt that I did. Aren't you wrongly accusing a good person?"
"Bah, you're the only good person?"
Duan Jiabao rolled his eyes at Yuan Xudong and said unhappily:
"I'm not going to talk to you anymore. I'm a mean person, and I have dirty eyes. I'm a mean person with dirty eyes!"
"Wrong, wrong, the cause and effect cannot be reversed. First there was the villain, then there were the dirty eyes. The villain's eyes were dirty, not the villain with dirty eyes!"
Looking at Yuan Xudong who was talking nonsense, Duan Jiabao rolled his eyes and said with a smile:
“Does it make any difference?”
“It doesn’t seem to make any difference, hahaha!”
Smiling, Yuan Xudong looked at Duan Jiabao and said with a slightly restrained smile:
"I was just kidding, don't mind it!"
"fine!"
"By the way, did you have a quarrel with Xiaoguo and the others?"
"Well, you know?"
After looking at Yuan Xudong, Duan Jiabao said:
"I took Liang Shuang to a shopping mall to participate in an event some time ago. Oh, I forgot to tell you that I am now secretly Liang Shuang's manager, but Shitou and Xiaoguo don't know about it yet. Then they asked me to have dinner with them that day, and we bumped into each other in the same shopping mall. Wow, that scene was very embarrassing for a while, it was terrible, what should I do?"
Duan Jiabao continued:
"I could only leave one of them in the restaurant and the other at the event site, and I ran back and forth between them. I ran from the restaurant to the event site, and then from the event site back to the restaurant. I felt like I was participating in the 800-meter physical fitness test, but in the end they still found me. They got angry with me and ignored me!"
After explaining the whole story, she looked at Yuan Xudong and asked:
"What do you say I should do? We've been roommates for four years, how can they just say they hate me? Do you think I should admit my mistake?"
"Well, go and admit your mistake!"
"What if they ignore me when I go there?"
"Then don't go!"
"If I don't go, they will always ignore me. What should I do?"
"Then go and ask for forgiveness!"
"Then do you think they will really forgive me if I go? Will they become even angrier?"
"Won't!"
Looking at the nagging Duan Jiabao, Yuan Xudong smiled and comforted him:
"It's just like what you said. We've been roommates for four years. How can they just say they hate you? Just apologize, admit your mistakes, and then act cute and coquettish. They will definitely forgive you!"
"What if they still can't forgive me?"
"I……"
Looking at Duan Jiabao who was stuck in an endless vicious circle, Yuan Xudong said speechlessly:
"Dabao, can you please be a little more affluent? What are you afraid of if they don't forgive you? You can also not forgive them."
"Ah, what should I do if they ignore me?"
"I……"
Yuan Xudong regretted it. He shouldn't have discussed such a high IQ and EQ issue with Duan Jiabao. Taking a deep breath, Yuan Xudong slowly said:
"Okay, let's stop talking about this. Give them some time and they will forgive you. I promise, okay?"
"All right!"
After a moment of silence, Duan Jiabao looked at Yuan Xudong again and asked in confusion:
"Then what guarantee do you have?"
"Integrity!"
…
After chattering all the way, Yuan Xudong finally sent this "Tang Monk" to the downstairs of the girls' dormitory, and then left with a smile on his face. He walked quickly at first, and then ran for his life.
Chuckling…
Seeing Yuan Xudong, who was almost annoyed by her along the way, leaving as if escaping, Duan Jiabao couldn't help giggling. She finally got her revenge. Confucius said that only women and villains are difficult to raise. Who made Yuan Xudong say that she was a villain with dust in her eyes?
Back in the dormitory, Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan had not returned yet. Liang Shuang was the only one in the dormitory reviewing his lessons. Duan Jiabao answered a phone call, then looked at Liang Shuang and said cautiously:
"Well, Xiaoshuang, Feixiu Magazine just called and said they're having a five-year anniversary celebration next week and they want to invite you to participate. There will be a lot of bloggers, celebrities, fashion buyers, and reporters there, so you..."
"That's great. Please give me the contact's phone number!"
Before Duan Jiabao could finish her words, Liang Shuang interrupted her and said:
"Oh, by the way, also, please sort out the phone numbers of all your previous work contacts and send them to me. From now on, you don't have to worry about my affairs anymore!"
"Oh, all right!"
Looking at Liang Shuang, Duan Jiabao said softly:
"Then I'll prepare the form and send it to you when the time comes!"
At this moment, Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan opened the door and walked in. They heard Duan Jiabao talking to Liang Shuang about sorting out the forms. Jiang Xiaoguo leaned over to Luo Yan's ear and whispered:
"Did you hear that? There's still a form!"
Then, in front of Duan Jiabao, Jiang Xiaoguo deliberately said loudly:
"Shitou, how come Dabing is so smart? She even knows that the diameter of the universe is 93 billion light years!"
Glancing at Duan Jiabao who was still with Liang Shuang, Luo Yan chimed in:
"Yes, she knows everything about astronomy and geography. She even knows everything about the department head who just had her second child and likes to ask questions about childcare!"
Giving Luo Yan a very praiseful look, Jiang Xiaoguo smiled and said:
"We have a big cake this time, it looks like we have won. We can arrange for the 3,000 yuan prize money now!"
"That's right, as long as we have the pie, we're sure to win!"
Watching Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan performing like crosstalk, Duan Jiabao sat down in his seat angrily, feeling very aggrieved. His face was full of bitterness but he couldn't say anything about his aggrieved expression. Jiang Xiaoguo, Luo Yan, and Liang Shuang almost laughed. Fortunately, they held back in time, otherwise, they would have laughed to death!
…
The next morning, instead of curling up in bed and sleeping in as usual, Duan Jiabao got up early and began to try to please Jiang Xiaoguo, Luo Yan, and Liang Shuang with a smile on his face. His humble appearance was truly embarrassing for a rich man and too ungentlemanly!
"Xiao Guo, have you had breakfast?"
"No, lose weight!"
"Shi Tou, why don't you play games today?"
"No time, take a rest!"
After Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan left the dormitory with cold attitudes, Duan Jiabao ran over to Liang Shuang and tried to please her:
"Sister Shuang, what are your plans for today? There is an event today..."
Before Duan Jiabao could finish her words, Liang Shuang put on her headphones and started listening to music. Seeing her like this, Duan Jiabao stopped talking and smiled awkwardly. She was almost embarrassed. At this moment, a new WeChat message notification sounded. She took out her phone, opened WeChat and saw that it was a message from Daxiong asking for help:
"Dabao, can you come to the old place and help me?"
…
Downstairs of the girls' dormitory, Jiang Xiaoguo and Luo Yan separated. Jiang Xiaoguo went to work at Pulin Capital, and Luo Yan was about to go to the school library. Before she had taken a few steps, her cell phone rang. Luo Yan took out her phone from her pocket and took a look. The caller ID showed that it was Lu Ran.
After hesitating for a while, Luo Yan finally answered the phone and said:
"Hello?"
"Luo Yan, let's meet!"
"Meet? I'd rather not delay your review, forget it!"
"But you still have my four sets of political science papers. Please give them back to me!"
"Okay, where shall we meet?"
"See you at the anime house outside the school. I'll wait for you. Bye!"
"Well, bye!"
…
Luo Yan took the four sets of political papers she had borrowed from Lu Ran and came to the animation house at the school gate. She didn't see Lu Ran, so she called Lu Ran and said:
"Hey, I'm here, where are you?"
"Okay, the second shelf, right?"
"Okay, I'll put it here. Bye!"
Following Lu Ran's instructions, Luo Yan placed the four sets of political papers in her hands on the second shelf of the second row of bookshelves. Just as she was about to leave, a hand-painted cartoon card came into view. It read:
"Hello, Shitou. Before you leave, I have something I want to show you. If you are interested, please find the answer in the second volume of Lao Zei's famous work!"
"The second book of the old thief's famous work?"
After thinking for a while, Luo Yan picked up a copy of Yu Yu Hakusho from the bookshelf and opened it. There was also a hand-painted anime card inside, which read:
"Come on, open the sixth volume of Doraemon and turn to page 38!"
The same routine, another hand-painted anime card, with the following words on it:
"Come on, open the third volume of Baseball Heroes and turn to page 22!"
…
One minute passed.
Five minutes passed.
Ten minutes passed.
…
An hour later, Luo Yan took a deep breath and followed the instructions on the 9981st anime card. She opened a copy of Naruto and took out an anime card. It read:
"Shitou, please don't be angry, okay?"
"If you can forgive me, please give me a call!"
Seeing this last anime card, Luo Yan felt relieved and took several deep breaths of fresh air. If she hadn’t suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder, she would have given up long ago. What the hell, is this interesting?
Trying to calm down, Luo Yan prepared to leave the animation house. Seeing that she was really leaving, Lu Ran, who had been secretly watching her from the window, immediately rushed in and stopped her, saying:
"I knew you wouldn't call me, so I just..."
"Is this interesting?"
"ah?"
"Let me ask you, do you think it's interesting to do this?"
Looking at Lu Ran who was a little dazed, Luo Yan frowned and said:
"You should study hard and stop doing these fancy things. I don't need them and I don't like them. I have something else to do so I'll leave first. Bye!"
"Shi Tou, listen to my explanation!"
Unexpectedly, Luo Yan not only did not forgive him, but seemed to become even angrier. Seeing her leave the animation house, Lu Ran hurriedly chased after her and said incomprehensibly:
"Shi Tou, what did I do wrong? Why are you so angry?"
"You don't even know what you did wrong, why are you still apologizing to me?"
"Then you can tell me, where did I go wrong?"
Looking at Lu Ran who had been pestering her and refused to let go, Luo Yan took a deep breath and said:
"I treat you as a friend, but you want to pick me up. What can I do?"
Now that she had spoken, Luo Yan made it clear in one breath:
"What do you like about me? Can't I change it?"
"I……"
Looking at the angry Luo Yan, Lu Ran said a little embarrassedly:
"So what is it about me that you don't like? Do you want me to change my career?"
"you……"
Having said so much, seeing that Lu Ran still refused to give up, at this moment, seeing Yuan Xudong walking out of the school leisurely, Luo Yan immediately pointed at him, looked at Lu Ran and said nervously:
"My boyfriend is here, so it's impossible for the two of us to be together. You should study hard. We are really not suitable for each other!"
"You, you have a boyfriend?"
Glancing at Yuan Xudong who was walking towards him from not far away, Lu Ran said in disbelief:
"Impossible, I've never heard you say you have a boyfriend, you're lying to me, right?"
"you……"
"Shitou, what's wrong?"
Seeing Lu Ran pestering Luo Yan, Yuan Xudong walked over and asked:
"Who is it, your friend?"
"Yes, my former postgraduate study partner Lu Ran!"
Seeing Yuan Xudong coming over, Luo Yan took the initiative to hold his arm, pinched him behind his back, and then introduced him in front of Lu Ran:
"Lu Ran, this is my boyfriend Yuan Xudong, do you believe it now?"
"Yuan Xudong?"
Glancing at Yuan Xudong, Lu Ran frowned slightly and said:
"You are not..."
Knowing that Luo Yan wanted to use him as a shield, and Yuan Xudong already had an inexplicable hostility and discomfort towards men approaching the women he had had, before Lu Ran finished speaking, Yuan Xudong interrupted him and said with a smile:
"Hello, I'm Luo Yan's boyfriend Yuan Xudong, do you know me?"
As he spoke, he took Luo Yan's waist to assert his sovereignty. Seeing him do this, and Luo Yan did not object, Lu Ran's face couldn't help but become ugly, and he said coldly:
“I don’t know him!”
After saying that, he glanced at Luo Yan who was holding hands with Yuan Xudong and chose to leave. After watching him leave, Yuan Xudong took the initiative to let go of Luo Yan's waist and said with a smile:
"Okay, it's done. If you need any good jobs like this in the future, please feel free to look for me. I love being the guardian knight of beautiful women!"
After rolling her eyes at Yuan Xudong, Luo Yan blushed slightly and said:
"Thank you, I have something else to do and I'll leave first, bye!"
"Well, bye!"
After Luo Yan left, Yuan Xudong waited at the school gate for a while. Soon, Liang Shuang, who was dressed beautifully, came out of the school. She walked straight to Yuan Xudong, took his arm and said jealously:
"What's going on between you and Luo Yan?"
"It's okay, I just want to help out!"
It turned out that when Yuan Xudong and Liang Shuang came out of the school, they had already seen Luo Yan outside, so they separated temporarily. Yuan Xudong came out first and Liang Shuang fell behind, waiting to reunite after Luo Yan left. When Liang Shuang saw Yuan Xudong and Luo Yan arm in arm, she couldn't help feeling a little jealous. Her woman's intuition told her that something must be going on!
Of course, he didn't know what Liang Shuang was thinking. Yuan Xudong took her arm and left the school gate and said:
"Let's go, where do you want to go?"
"Hongkong!"
Looking at Yuan Xudong, Liang Shuang hugged his arms with both hands, rubbed them against his chest and smiled:
"How about we go shopping there?"
"Okay, I'll do as you say!"
"Thank you, husband. You are the best to me!"
"You're welcome, it's my honor!"
Liang Shuang said sweet words to make Yuan Xudong happy while taking his arm and leaving with a barely perceptible smile on her lips. After the two of them left the school gate, Luo Yan actually came out of the school. It turned out that after passing Liang Shuang, she hid behind the huge stone engraved with the school inscription.
Originally, I was just curious about who Liang Shuang wanted to meet after dressing up so beautifully, but I ended up seeing her and Yuan Xudong hugging each other and behaving intimately. It was simply, absolutely outrageous!
