Volume 5: The Two Great Prideful Sons (Part 2) Chapter 131: Pretending to be Mad
It is midday, already past noon.
The sun did not get smaller, but became hotter.
At Su Weiyun's request, Jiang Yulang has almost completed the display of the essence of Shaolin martial arts recorded in the "Five Wonderful Skills".
The understanding of Shaolin Kung Fu in the Five Wonders of the World was indeed unique, and Su Weiyun benefited a lot from it.
He really didn't dare to play any more tricks.
Jiang Yulang just kept looking at the village, muttering in a low voice: "Why hasn't Aunt Tieping come back yet? Does it take so long to get some rice and well water?"
Su Weiyun smiled and said, "Are you hungry?"
Jiang Yulang touched his stomach and said, "Haha, I'm a little hungry. I'm tired from boxing."
Su Weiyun said: "If you are tired, take a rest."
Jiang Yulang asked in surprise, "Senior, would you let me rest for a while?"
Su Weiyun said calmly: "Anyway, I won't let you run away until you have fully explained the Five Absolute Divine Skills."
Jiang Yulang was sitting on a rock. Hearing this, his teeth itched and he punched the ground, leaving a deep fist mark!
Just at this moment, Tie Pinggu's figure came from the village in the distance, with a flowered basket in her hand; and behind her was a fat man who was limping and following her stupidly.
Jiang Yulang was overjoyed and said, "Aunt Ping, you're back! Did you... did you use my money to exchange for food?"
Aunt Tie Ping looked at Su Weiyun hesitantly, then looked at Jiang Yulang, and nodded, "Yes."
The big man said with a silly laugh, "Yes, she exchanged it from me. Come on and eat. I have to take the baskets and dishes back after you finish eating."
As he spoke, he opened his mouth wide and stared at the slim and beautiful Tie Pinggu, almost drooling.
Jiang Yulang looked at the fat man with disdain, but when he turned to look at Aunt Tie Ping, he said happily: "Well, you really are my good wife!"
He was about to reach out to take the bamboo basket, but suddenly retracted his hand and said with a smile, "Auntie Ping, then you can serve the food to this senior first."
"oh."
Aunt Tieping held the basket and lifted a layer of cloth, revealing five large steamed buns, a bowl of rice , and a plate of pickled vegetables that had turned green from soaking.
There was also a large bowl of slightly turbid water.
Aunt Tie Ping took out the bowls and plates one by one and said timidly, "Senior, this is all I got from this poor village in the wilderness. Please enjoy your meal."
After she finished speaking, she lowered her head and did not dare to look at Su Weiyun.
Su Weiyun smiled and said, "Your brother Yulang has been starving for a long time and is dizzy from hunger. Things should be prioritized. It is very wrong for you not to let him eat first!"
He called Jiang Yulang, but Jiang Yulang just walked over slowly.
"Aren't you hungry? Why don't you eat?"
Jiang Yulang said with a smile: "There is a hierarchy, of course the seniors should use it first, how dare I rush in?"
Su Weiyun waved her hand generously and said, "Oh, that's too formal. Your father and I are close friends. If you're hungry, just eat first and don't worry about me!"
Jiang Yulang declined, "No, no, no, no matter what, Senior should eat first!"
Su Weiyun said: "I dare not refuse the gift given by the elder. I asked you to eat first, so you eat first!"
Jiang Yulang was about to refuse, but the fat man next to him came over foolishly, patted Su Weiyun on the back, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, so you knew it, I knew it too."
Jiang Yulang frowned.
Su Weiyun patted his thick and strong arm and said with a smile: "What do I know, and what do you know?"
The fat man laughed and said, "I know this food is poisonous. You also know..."
Bang!
Jiang Yulang struck him on the back with a lightning-fast palm, making him dizzy and he fell down immediately.
"We have no grudge against you, how dare you poison the food?!"
Su Weiyun stood up suddenly, looked at the fat man lying on the ground, and said in surprise: "Ah?! This person is so vicious? He wants to harm us?"
Jiang Yulang said, "Don't worry, senior. Yulang has already knocked him unconscious."
As he spoke, he took another step forward and pressed two fingers towards the Tanzhong point at his heart, as if he wanted to deliver one more blow and kill him!
Su Weiyun suddenly fell to the ground, grabbed Jiang Yulang's arms with both hands, and with great force, threw him three feet away with a "bang".
Jiang Yulang fell to the ground, patted his sleeves, and was not seriously injured, but hurriedly said: "Senior, what are you doing..."
Su Weiyun smiled slightly: "Oh? Nothing, I just want to try out the trick you just mentioned, 'Let the tiger go back to the mountain', to see if it works."
Jiang Yulang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Why should we spare the life of such a traitor? Senior, please let me go and beat this vicious fat man to death!"
Su Weiyun flipped through the basket of steamed buns and rice and said with a smile, "Haha, no need. Wait until he wakes up, interrogate him thoroughly and get the antidote out. We can swallow all this good food with the antidote. It will not only be free of toxins but also satisfy our hunger. Isn't that wonderful?"
Jiang Yulang stood there in a daze, and said stupidly: "Is there such a diet method..."
Su Weiyun said: "Of course there are. Who knows that every grain of rice on the plate is the result of hard work? Didn't Jiang Biehe ?"
Jiang Yulang said righteously: "My father only taught me that if I encounter evil people and villains, I should kill them all with my own hands. Only then can I be considered chivalrous and brave, and I will eliminate harm for the people!"
"Your father really taught me very well."
Su Weiyun slowly untied the small pocket hanging on the fat man's slightly open coarse cloth coat and took out a few silver coins from it. These were the silver that Jiang Yulang had given to Tie Pinggu earlier.
"Tsk tsk, these few buns cost several taels of silver. It's really a shady shop with shady people. But if you add the poison, the price is barely acceptable."
Su Weiyun picked up the silver and suddenly shouted, "Oh, this fat man is so careless that he got the powder of Chuanchang Powder stuck on the silver..."
Jiang Yulang's face changed instantly, and Tie Pinggu was even more shocked!
Jiang Yulang took advantage of Su Weiyun's inattention, leaned over the fat man, and pretended to check the edge of his clothes.
"It seems like..."
whoosh!
He suddenly attacked, clenched his hands into claws, and attacked the fat man's throat!
What he used was an extremely vicious throat-locking technique!
Su Weiyun still had the silver in his hand, and the fat man was unconscious.
It looks like the fat man is doomed to die!
Bang!
A figure suddenly flew high up and flipped several feet away!
The fat man is not dead!
Jiang Yulang's hand didn't hit his throat at all.
At the last moment, the fat man kicked Jiang Yulang with both feet and sent him flying!
"Hahahaha, not only do you want to poison people, you're even planning to take down your Grandpa Li!"
He laughed so hard that his mouth almost stretched to his ears.
“You…you…”
Jiang Yulang panicked at first, but then he calmed down and said to Su Weiyun, "Senior, be careful, this guy is indeed a black shop owner. He is not only good at using poison, but also has strong martial arts skills!"
The fat man said, "Hahaha, good, good boy. It was clearly the girl next to you who sprinkled the poison powder from a pile of banknotes into the food, and you dare to taint my hand?!"
Jiang Yulang said angrily, "Nonsense! You fat man not only harm others, but also sow discord. I must kill you today! No one can stop me!"
He jumped up and chopped the fat man with two consecutive palms from the air. Then he changed his moves and used the Drunken Eight Immortals Fist, hitting the fat man in the face!
Su Weiyun gently stood in front of the fat man, his left and right hands formed into eagle claws and roc palms respectively, and they were flying.
However, after three or five moves, Jiang Yulang's attack was completely resolved.
Jiang Yulang turned his body and attacked seven times in a row, and asked anxiously: "Senior, this man is a treacherous and evil person, why are you protecting him?!"
Su Weiyun gently blocked his move and said with a smile: "This fat guy is indeed a wicked villain, you are not wrong about this!"
"Then Senior, please..."
Su Weiyun interrupted him and said, "Because I recognize him."
Jiang Yulang cursed, "So you two know each other? And he is trying to harm you? He is committing an aggravated crime, a heinous crime!"
He looked surprised and angry, as if he had no idea that the poisoning had taken place.
Su Weiyun looked at the fat man and sighed, "Alas, if he had been born a few years earlier, you probably wouldn't have had a chance in this world."
