Volume 4: White Devil Chapter 214 Two Jokes About Dennis
Everyone boarded the off-road vehicles provided by the hunting ground and headed to their respective areas according to their groups and hunting interests. Brothers Tony and Tommy formed a team and, led by their coach and safety officer, came to the most common white-tailed deer hunting area in the United States.
"How are Dennis and Pam? I guess no matter how bad it gets, they won't end up like I did on the Nimitz, right? Their own machine guns blew up their own carrier-based aircraft..." Tony observed the environment while speaking to Tommy, who was standing next to him and repeatedly squatting and raising his gun:
"Tommy, your appearance makes it easy for other people to shoot at you. Seeing your appearance at this moment is as familiar as seeing a rookie robber preparing to rob."
"It turns out that movies are all lies. Shouldn't this pose make me look like a handsome, strong, mysterious killing machine?" Tommy stood up after receiving his brother's definitely not positive evaluation. "The production company of that movie is trying to trick me into investing in its sequel. Because of your bad evaluation of my action just now, I decided not to invest a penny in it."
Following the direction pointed by the coach, Tony raised the rifle in his hand and slowly aimed at a white-tailed doe in the woods in the distance: "You haven't told me how Dennis and Pam are doing in the army."
"Pam is doing well. He is now a junior engineer at the Surface Warfare Center at the Rhode Island Naval Base. In his words, if he had known that military service would be so comfortable, he would have applied to join the military without even finishing elementary school."
"Bang~" Tony pulled the trigger, and a bloody hole suddenly appeared behind the white-tailed deer's ear, and it fell to the ground!
"So, it's very comfortable to serve on the home ground?" Tony signaled to the coach to arrange for someone to send the hunted deer to the recreation area.
The hunting ground can help clean the prey and then hand it over to the guests in the leisure area for cooking.
"Yes, his superiors and companions, and even ordinary soldiers can't get enough of him. After all, Pam let them watch the free porn movie channel. Can you imagine? The residents nearby once called the city government to complain, asking if the engineering department of the naval base's surface warfare center had been converted into a brothel. How could there be the sounds of men and women helping each other 24 hours a day?" Tommy had originally set his sights on a grouse on a tree, but Tony's gun went off first, and the grouse was scared away. He could only continue to look for the next prey while speaking.
Tony laughed. "It seems that everyone in the military likes to pass the time with porn movies or porn posters. How is Dennis doing at the army base in Turkey?"
"Haven't you received the internal magazine of SSD? It records his glorious deeds during his service in Turkey. And he is not in Turkey now. About two months ago, that guy was sent to Lebanon ." Tommy raised his hand and fired a gun at the grouse that was scared by the gunshot and flew to another branch not far away.
Facts have proved that it is impossible to become a sharpshooter by relying only on the coach's temporary instruction in the teaching area for a dozen minutes. The grouse flapped its wings and flew away completely.
Tommy threw the rifle in his hand to the coach, and signaled the coach to give him the gun he was carrying: "I think the gun forgot to adjust the calibration star."
Tony shuttled through the woods, leisurely searching for his next prey: "My registered address in the SSD fraternity is my residence in Hawaii, and I haven't had time to go back yet. Obviously, I don't know much about Dennis's achievements."
"I don't really want to mention his glorious deeds. Can I just tell you two of the most ordinary ones? If there are more, I'm afraid I won't be able to help but buy a plane ticket to Turkey and use the gun in my hand to kill that bastard for America." Tommy leaned against the trunk of a tree, took out a cigarette, lit it and took a puff, and cursed in annoyance.
"Really? I think I'm ready to listen to the two funniest jokes of the year." Tony took the cigarette from Tommy's mouth, put it in his own mouth, then patted Tommy on the shoulder and motioned him to look into the distance. That was the prey Tony was looking for for Tommy, a turkey looking around stupidly.
Tommy saw the prey and raised his gun. Tony, holding a cigarette in his mouth, helped his brother adjust his posture. He made an OK gesture after making sure there was no problem.
Tommy pulled the trigger, and the turkey's body was hit and rolled in the air and fell heavily to the ground.
"Send that turkey back to the grill in the recreation area and tell my fiancée that I want to see it on my plate for lunch!" Tommy excitedly high-fived Tony, then said to the coach with a smile.
Watching the coach go to help him collect the prey, Tommy took out another cigarette, lit it, and leaned against two trees with Tony face to face to smoke. While smoking, Tommy said:
"Since you taught me how to shoot, I'd like to tell you about Admiral Dennis's glorious history. First, one night not long after he reported to the NATO Allied Army Base in Turkey, he and three of his companions went out to drink and fool around in the city. When they drove back to the base, he suddenly excitedly called out to everyone he could, announcing that the four future five-star generals of the United States had successfully captured a Soviet spy who had been so daring as to steal the personal belongings and base passes of U.S. Army officers, and then received a commendation. How's that for a joke?"
"Have I been at sea for too long and lost the ability to understand American jokes? Apart from congratulating Dennis, I can't find anything funny. We are so lucky to catch a Soviet spy." Tony was stunned for a moment, looked at Tommy uncertainly, and gave his opinion on the matter.
Tommy unscrewed the outdoor kettle speechlessly and took a sip. "Their superior got up with a smile on his face and followed them to check the captured Soviet spies. Then, they were pleasantly surprised to find that the Turk captured by Dennis and his four companions was not a spy at all. He was a local Turkish employee who had worked diligently for the NATO Allied Base for many years. After the four idiots drank too much, they forgot their personal belongings and base passes in the bar. It happened that the unlucky employee was also drinking in the bar. When he found that the four had forgotten their belongings in the bar, he enthusiastically rode a motorcycle and chased the military vehicle of the four people all the way, wanting to return them to them. As a result, he finally stopped the vehicle of the four people, but instead of being thanked by the four people, he was regarded as a Soviet spy who stole their personal belongings by the four drunk guys."
"I said it was unlikely that a Soviet spy would be caught by four drunkards fooling around. You just said that they were commended by their superiors? Doesn't that mean they caught the wrong local employees of the base? Why were they commended?" Tony laughed for a long time after listening to this, and then he remembered that Tommy said Dennis was commended for this incident, and asked in confusion.
