Volume 4: The World of Great Conflict Chapter 0371 is about taxes and boundless mana
Two days later, Nan Yi received more than 8 million US dollars in cash from Yin Zhankui.
Clean money.
In the United States, when it comes to cash, the Chinese have the most in their hands, except for drug dealers and other people engaged in illegal businesses.
Perhaps it is an innate habit of saving, or perhaps it is because many Chinese people do not actually have legal status. Naturally, they do not have social security numbers, cannot write checks, let alone credit cards.
Or perhaps it’s because of the suffering they experienced when they were targeted in the past that they don’t trust banks as much.
Therefore, most Chinese people have a large amount of cash in their hands.
Yin Zhankui borrowed this money from Chinese people in Chinatown. The money was in small amounts, with few hundred-dollar bills, and most of them were in denominations of ten or twenty dollars.
Nan Yi was in a dilemma when he got the money. Yin Zhankui did not break any rules and the money he got was indeed "clean money". But from the IRS's point of view, the money had not been taxed and could not be called clean.
No taxes?
When the IRS-funded team is a vegetarian?
Let me put it this way, whether in Hollywood movies or in real life, the FBI appears frequently, and the agents are always awesome every time they appear.
They also deal with arrogant gang bosses and various drug lords, who seem to be very afraid of the FBI.
In reality, the FBI is indeed very good at fighting crime, but what really scares black people is not the FBI, nor the CIA, LAPD and other departments. What they are really afraid of is the IRS, the Internal Revenue Service.
Once targeted by this department, black people will definitely tremble in fear.
If you want to know how powerful the IRS is, it can be described with a line that may be familiar or unfamiliar.
"You ask me what the West Factory is? Now I'm telling you, we at the West Factory are in charge of things that the East Factory doesn't dare to do. We at the West Factory kill people that the East Factory doesn't dare to kill. In a word, we are in charge of things that the East Factory can do, and we are even more in charge of things that the East Factory can't do. We execute first and report later, with special permission from the emperor! This is the West Factory, isn't it clear enough?"
Well, you can replace the West Factory with the IRS and the East Factory with the FBI, CIA or any other American law enforcement agency.
In fact, the IRS can indeed be considered a royal charter. Lincoln knew very well that the foundation of the existence of the United States was taxation, so he discussed with Congress to establish this department, the purpose of which was to raise money for the empty treasury.
The target of making money is everyone who plows money on the land of the country. No matter how much is plowed, they must have a share.
Those who make money here do not have to be citizens of the United States. Anyone who makes money here, regardless of whether you are engaged in legal or illegal business, has to pay it.
The IRS bonded army established by Lincoln was powerful, not only with sophisticated weapons but also with large numbers of people.
Let’s put it this way, in the era of revolvers and western cowboys, if there was a Chen Sheng and Wu Guang in the IRS bonded army, waving flags and shouting “Are kings, princes, generals, and ministers all born with a different species?”, then the matter would basically be settled.
At that time, in 1984, the IRS had 40,000 inspectors who could check all property records of suspected persons. If there was tax evasion, they could immediately freeze bank accounts and confiscate property without having to inform anyone.
Among these inspectors, there is a very capable team. It is said that the Navy SEALs and Delta Forces have to kneel when they meet them (dare you not to kneel? If you don’t, they will check your taxes).
Anyway, there is such a team, which is well-equipped. They are equipped with Apaches, Warthog attack aircraft, and the latest tanks. Even individual weapons are the best purchased from all over the world. They don't worry about the budget at all.
In the 1950s and 1960s, there were some drug dealers in China. They were not of Chinese descent, but of Italian, Mexican, Scottish and so on. They once worshipped Guan Gong, a modified Guan Gong.
The statue of Guan Gong, nothing else has changed, only the weapon has kept pace with the times. The Green Dragon Crescent Blade has been removed and replaced with a Gatling gun. Da da da, the statue of Guan Gong that can spray blue fire, so cool.
As for why Guan Gong was chosen, this may be related to the fact that Guan Gong is loyal and has multiple roles.
"Please watch this VCR brought to us by Chen Choupi, who was just released from prison after serving seven years for tomb robbery."
"My father told me since I was a child that our family was very poor..."
"Can you still do this? If not, get out of here."
"Director Nan, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I fired the new temporary worker who didn't know better. I'll replace him right away." The owner of the voice stuffed a thick red envelope into Director Nan's pocket.
"Alright, alright, change it quickly. This is a live broadcast. I'll make a notice tomorrow to apologize to the audience and also let them know that the temporary worker who made the mistake has been fired."
“Yes, yes, yes!”
The camera went black, then brightened again, and immediately returned to normal.
On the VCR, a red-faced man was sitting in front of a tombstone, muttering to himself: "At Hulao Pass, Brother Lu and I had a close fight. I, Guan, know heroes and respect heroes. Don't worry, I will help you ride Red Hare and Diao Chan..."
Wow, isn’t that loyal?
Who doesn't like a loyal person?
Besides, Guan Gong has many roles, including the God of War and the God of Wealth, and he has a regular position, not a temporary worker.
In addition, he originally had a short-term job in Buddhism, but when the other party saw that he was hard-working, honest and simple, they kept him as a long-term worker and gave him a resounding title - Kāla Bodhisattva.
The Zhahe people in the country probably heard the boasting of a certain Chinese person, saying that Guan Gong is an almighty protector god. So, based on the principle that outsiders are better at chanting sutras, these Zhahe people who are not of our race have embarked on a common path of faith with us.
Why does Guan Gong hold a Gatling gun?
It's simple, the blacks want him to deal with the IRS helicopters and tanks.
Friend, have you heard of Al Capone?
No?
Have you heard of Chicago Typewriter?
It is the weapon that, when you pull the trigger, will send out "WSAD", "GUI", and "CVBN" to kill all living things in front of you.
Yes, this friend is right, I am talking about the Thompson submachine gun.
Al Capone was the lifelong spokesperson for the Thompson submachine gun, and he didn't charge for it.
As for what kind of person Al Capone is, please connect with a frontline reporter and interview a tower expert about his evaluation of him.
“Is this an interview?”
"right."
"Yes, on behalf of our organization, I solemnly declare that compared to Al Capone, our actions can be called just. There is only the most just, not more just."
Al Capone was indeed very cruel. When he was the king of the Chicago underground, no one in the black and gray worlds could control him. In ten months, he massacred more than 300 people.
Among these people, there are also civilians who have not provoked anyone.
During the two years of prohibition in the United States, this grandson also carried out the "Valentine's Day Massacre" in 1929. In 1931, Hoover was furious, throwing things in his office and shouting, "Get him, find a way to get him, kill Al Capone, that bastard."
The FBI was ordered to collect evidence of Al Capone's crimes.
Logically, it should be easy to collect evidence of Al Capone's crimes. After all, it was only two years after the Valentine's Day Massacre, and it should be easy to collect evidence of crimes such as kidnapping, extortion, and murder.
But after a long search, the FBI didn't find anything, not even the gunman who committed the Valentine's Day massacre was caught.
Hoover was furious and cursed him as a good-for-nothing.
But no matter how angry he was, he had to do it, so he suddenly had an idea and stomped his left foot on the ground, muttering, "Heaven and earth, please help me, God Lincoln, please show me your power."
In the darkness, a line of words "I he" floated from the sky.
Hoover suddenly realized what was going on and laughed three times, "Someone, open the door and release the I[RS]."
As soon as the IRS took action, it started directly with the economic aspect, which made Al Capone sweat profusely.
Economic problems?
If you don't check the good citizens, you will find their crotches are full of shit.
Please see how Al Capone laundered his money. He opened hundreds of commercial laundries in Chicago, but they usually had no business and were deserted.
However, these laundries were located in busy areas of busy streets, paying expensive rents and employing a large number of workers, but year after year, Al Capone continued to run them happily.
Does this operation look familiar?
[I won’t reveal the answer to the riddle. If you can’t figure this out, you won’t be able to understand the crap I wrote, which requires your imagination to fill in the blanks.]
When Al Capone heard that the IRS was coming to deal with him, he lost his appetite and sleep. He gritted his teeth and made up his mind to deal with him. He also killed the head of the IRS, Frank Wilson, so that the IRS would be leaderless and would no longer investigate him.
Al Capone was stupid, but there were smart people among his men. His military advisor Ivan Babanov, the best accountant, quickly ran to her and persuaded him to give up the idea.
"Brother, please think twice. Although we have Guan Gong with a Gatling gun, the IRS has planes, tanks, and artillery. We can't just fight them head-on. We have to outsmart them. Besides, I made the account book. Don't worry, they won't be able to find out anything."
However, our Ivan underestimated the ability of the IRS. Al Capone had become famous. Although the laundry paid taxes, Frank Wilson had already received a tip that Al Capone had more money that was not taxed.
Eventually the IRS caught Al Capone by the hair, and during the prosecution, Al Capone offered to pay $5 million in protection money [tax compensation] in exchange for spending two fewer years in prison.
But how could the IRS agree? Five million is nothing.
Throw Al Capone into jail and his money can be slowly scraped out.
Finally, Al Capone died in 1947 at the age of 48. He left three warnings, or three lessons, for the world:
1. Heavy machine guns are better than submachine guns;
Second, you must pay federal taxes on time;
3. Always wear a condom when having sex [Well, the real cause of death of Al Capone was syphilis].
After the IRS put Al Capone in jail, they thoughtfully designed a service program, or a tax guide, to tell those groups with illegal income [the guide does not specify the groups, but those who understand should understand] how they should declare their taxes.
Yes, you read that right. In the United States, drug dealers also have to pay taxes. Otherwise, the IRS will come to their homes and knock gently on the door, "IRS, open the door."
Don't mention the Castle Statute to the IRS, it doesn't work.
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