Volume 4 Hunter Exam Chapter 003 Self-Satisfaction
After hearing what Emiya said, Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't help but become a little interested and asked, "How many did you find?"
Emiya thought for a moment and said, "In addition to the four school bullies, the random girl, and Eromanga-sensei that I just told you about, I also found CLANNAD, The Baka Test Summoned Beasts, Nisekoi, Masamune-kun's Revenge, Days at School, and Strawberry 100%."
"My online gaming wife can't be a girl, LoveLive, a girl falls in love with her sister, Delusion of the Student Council, We can't study together, K-ON!, Chuunibyou also want to fall in love."
"White Album, Slam Dunk, Prince of Tennis, Baseball Heroes, Kimi Kiss, The Three Sisters of the Minami Family, Bamboo Sword Girl, True Tears, Toradora, The Student Council's Opinion, Kiss Sister, Dream Eater..."
Hiratsuka Shizuka listened with great interest at first, but then she noticed that Emiya's counting became more and more exaggerated, so she couldn't help but shout out loud: "Stop, stop, stop..."
Emiya closed his mouth and looked at him with a smile.
Shizuka Hiratsuka rubbed her temple and said, "Are you sure this world incorporates so many works?"
"One hundred percent sure." Emiya nodded.
"This is too exaggerated." Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't help but say what Emiya had just said.
"Right, right, I also feel it's exaggerated. The above are all what I discovered. In fact, I think there are many things I haven't discovered yet, which will only make it more exaggerated."
When Emiya said this, a smile appeared on his face, "And I found that these plots have one thing in common."
"What do they have in common?" asked Shizuka Hiratsuka.
Emiya said: "The plots of the above works basically take place in schools, and the male and female protagonists are basically high school students. And most of them are ordinary romance anime."
"High school students? A romance anime." Hiratsuka Shizuka's face suddenly became darker.
"So I think this should be a large-scale comprehensive campus romance world." Emiya said with finality.
Shizuka Hiratsuka said with a look of sudden enlightenment: "I understand. No wonder I can't get married. It turns out that it's not my fault, but the fault of this world. In a world where high school students fall in love, how can a 30-year-old woman like me get married?"
Emiya: ...
It's all the world's fault? This is too much. Emiya has to admit that he is the one who put the blame on others.
He couldn't help but sneer.
Hiratsuka Shizuka looked calm, as if she hadn't heard Emiya's laughter at all. Instead, she asked, "When do you plan to leave this world?"
Emiya shook his head and said, "I won't leave for now."
"Why not?" Hiratsuka Shizuka suddenly thought of something. "You, you are not going to use the plot to win the favor of those high school girls so that you can have girls everywhere."
"Oh, so this is how it can be done." Emiya suddenly realized.
Hiratsuka Shizuka: …
Just when she was about to reprimand Emiya, she suddenly remembered that Emiya once said that he had no intention of taking action against a woman who had received a modern education.
The main reason is that it is difficult for these women to accept that he has a harem.
"So, what exactly do you want to do?" Hiratsuka Shizuka asked curiously after calming down.
Emiya answered seriously, "To save a few tragedies."
"Tragedy? Isn't this a large-scale comprehensive campus romance anime? How can there be any tragedy?"
"Although it's a world of love, there are still tragedies. In fact, I saw a school not long ago, the Municipal Mogu Middle School."
"Will a tragedy happen in this school?" asked Shizuka Hiratsuka.
Emiya nodded. "This school is from Your Lie in April. The heroine in the story is Kaori Miyazono, a violinist. She looks cheerful and strong, and has a naive personality, but she suffers from a terminal illness. At the end of the story, the surgery fails and she eventually dies."
Hiratsuka Shizuka couldn't help but sigh and asked, "So, the girl named Miyazono Kaoru is still alive?"
"I just checked, no, the current Miyazono Kaoru is still alive."
"I heard you say that she has a terminal illness. Do you have any solution?"
"Of course there is a way." Emiya looked confident. It was just a terminal illness, not death. A terminal illness in this world might not be a terminal illness in other worlds.
Emiya has many potions that can cure terminal illnesses, the most effective of which is the panacea from the world of Jicuo.
Just one bottle and miracles will happen.
The flesh and bones are not to be trifled with.
If there is no panacea, Emiya can ask the gods for help, whether it is Aqua or Loki, even Hestia will do.
With the power of gods, even a mortal can be defeated.
In fact, even if Miyazono Kaoru died, Emiya could ask the gods to bring her back to life.
So in Emiya's opinion, the terminal illness in this world is nothing.
Hiratsuka Shizuka said: "If there is anything you need my help with, just tell me and I will help."
"No problem." Emiya agreed.
…
After deciding to prevent several tragedies in this world, Emiya settled down in Shizuka Hiratsuka's house.
The next day, Sobu High School started.
Emiya did not go to Sobu High School with Hiratsuka Shizuka. He was not interested in Sobu High School, nor was he interested in Hikitaya Hachiman, Yukinoshita Yukino, and Yuigahama Yui.
After Hiratsuka Shizuka went to Sobu High School, he quietly came to Sakakino Academy.
This school was very famous in Emiya's previous life. Many otakus knew about this school, mainly because this school had Makoto, one of the four scumbags on campus.
Unlike the four campus bullies that everyone envies, people always look at the four scumbags with disdain when they are mentioned.
Among the four scumbags, Makoto is the worst.
Of course, he was also the one who died the most miserably among the four scumbags.
When Emiya saw Sakakino Academy yesterday, his first reaction was that Makoto was offering sacrifice to the heavens.
But after a good night's sleep, Emiya calmed down and felt that it was a bit cruel to sacrifice Makoto to the gods. Although Makoto was a bit of a scumbag, he did not do anything against the will of heaven.
It's just that he betrayed a few little girls who were ignorant of the world. It's not a crime punishable by death.
So Emiya decided that a little punishment would be enough.
At 7:50 in the morning, when Emiya was walking around the gate of Sakakino Academy, he saw a large group of students in uniform arriving at the school gate one after another.
He saw Makoto mixed in the crowd, so Emiya immediately separated a stream of telekinesis and flew under Makoto.
"Hey, Cheng."
At this moment, a yellow-haired man suddenly appeared from the crowd and patted Cheng Ge on the shoulder.
Emiya immediately realized that this was Makoto's friend, Sawada Taisuke.
So Shirou separated another strand of his telekinesis and flew towards the yellow-haired man.
When the two mental powers reached the designated location, Shirou thought and the two mental powers exploded at the same time.
Boom boom boom!
In an instant, Zha Cheng and Huang Mao let out earth-shattering screams at the same time.
Aaaaaaaaaah !!!
Uh u ...
The two men rolled on the ground, covering their bloody lower bodies as if they were singing a high note, and blood splattered everywhere. The students around them saw this scene and stepped back. Many girls screamed in fear.
Emiya nodded in satisfaction, turned around and left quietly. It is estimated that no one present would notice that Emiya had been there.
After destroying the tools used by Zha Makoto and Huangmao, Emiya suddenly felt that his thoughts became clearer and he even walked a little more lightly.
Although the plot on campus will inevitably fall apart because of this.
But Emiya didn't care at all.
Anyway, it's not a touching plot, and it would only be disgusting if it happened.
A truly touching plot should be like Your Lie in April.
To be honest, Emiya didn't actually finish watching Your Lie in April, mainly because the plot later on was too cruel and Emiya couldn't continue watching it.
Especially the direction of the plot, which always hints that Miyazono Kaoru is going to die.
At that time, Emiya really wanted to send a razor blade to the author.
So he gave up halfway through watching it, but later he learned from the Internet that Miyazono Kaoru had died. Although she finally decided to have surgery, the operation failed.
This made Emiya curse a few times.
But now that there is an opportunity, Shirou will certainly not miss it. He will just regard it as fulfilling his wish at that time.
Ultimately, this is just self-satisfaction.
This is also true for punishing Zha Cheng.
After all, Makoto didn't offend Emiya, and Emiya had no reason to punish him, but Emiya did it anyway, simply because he wanted to.
But Shirou didn't think there was anything wrong with it.
Although he would not regard himself as a savior or a punisher, his actions did help some people, and that is enough.
Self-satisfaction is okay.
So Emiya came to the gate of the Municipal Sumiya Junior High School again, but the school was already in class, and Emiya missed the first meeting with Miyazono Kaoru.
However, Emiya was not discouraged. Instead, he went to a nearby coffee shop, ordered a cup of coffee, took out the light novel Love Metronome that he bought yesterday, and began to read quietly.
To be honest, Emiya is not really interested in school romance novels.
He likes to read light novels like God Slayer, The Wrong Turn, and The Otome World Is Not Very Friendly to Passersby. Even for Oregairu, Emiya reads the anime instead of the novel.
I'm sitting here watching Love Metronome today, purely because of the person named Kasumigaoka Utaha.
He really wanted to know what the novel written by Kasumi Shiko was like.
While watching, Emiya quickly discovered that Kasumi Shiko's writing style was indeed beautiful, and her various gorgeous words were used very appropriately.
But unfortunately, this novel did not move Emiya.
The reason for this is probably because Emiya is not interested in this kind of novel.
As for whether this book is worth reading, Emiya can guarantee that it is definitely worth reading. Putting aside the plot, the beautiful writing alone is enough to immerse people in it.
What's more, the plot of Love Metronome is actually not bad.
But unfortunately, Emiya has seen this routine too many times, so he is not interested in it.
