Volume 4: Heroes Shed No Tears Chapter 103: Stunned
Changan Restaurant.
Su Weiyun was working silently in the kitchen alone.
He had enormous hand strength and his knife skills were extremely fast. A dish that would take an ordinary chef a quarter of an hour to cook might take him less than half an hour.
He didn't need any handymen in his kitchen, he could handle it all by himself.
This also frees up a lot of space for him to study.
But today an unexpected guest came.
The man came from the backyard.
He had a square face, short legs, and a cloth shirt. There was a knife stuck on each side of his waist, one long and one short.
He knocked on the door and looked dazed, like a wooden man who had no emotions.
Su Weiyun stopped him and said, "Who are you? The kitchen is a restricted area, no outsiders are allowed in."
The man answered woodenly: "My name is Mu Ji."
Su Weiyun frowned and said, "Muji? It means a wooden chicken that is as dumb as a wooden chicken?"
Muji said, "Yeah."
Su Weiyun smiled and said, "This name is quite strange."
Su Weiyun didn't know that this wooden chicken was actually one of the four masters of the Lion Hall. Strictly speaking, he should be the leader of the four masters. It's just that he has now joined Zhuo Dong.
The oil in the pan made a sizzling sound. Su Weiyun turned around hurriedly, picked up the spatula, stirred the oil continuously, and started frying the vegetables again.
Mu Ji still said woodenly: "Alas, everyone thinks it's funny when they hear my name. But after a while, they won't laugh anymore."
Su Weiyun turned her back to him and laughed, "Is it so interesting? Why?"
"Why aren't they laughing anymore..."
Su Weiyun's voice was mixed with the crackling of firewood and the sound of frying, making it almost impossible to hear clearly.
Mu Ji didn't answer.
He suddenly untied a long rope from his waist, put it in his hand and pulled it tightly.
The noose was very strong, so strong that once it was placed around a person's neck, that person would immediately be unable to breathe.
The wooden chicken had used it to strangle at least fifteen people in this way.
If the cost of asking him to take action was not always high, this number might be even higher.
"Why don't you say anything? Why don't they laugh..."
Mu Ji quietly picked up the noose and gently put it around Su Weiyun's neck, as gentle as a lover's hand. But he could guarantee that after the noose was around Su Weiyun's neck, Su Weiyun would no longer smile.
The noose was solid and moved silently, and was held behind Su Weiyun's head by a wooden chicken.
He was about to put the noose on in one go, but Su Weiyun suddenly muttered, "What's going on... Not enough fire? Let me add some wood!"
At this critical moment, Su Weiyun suddenly squatted down.
The noose naturally fell.
Mu Ji stood there, somewhat surprised.
Su Weiyun seemed to be unaware of anything and continued to fiddle with the firewood under the stove.
Sparks flew and billowing smoke filled the entire room, making it choking.
Mu Ji frowned slightly, and suddenly pulled out the shiny dagger from his left waist.
The knife handle circled in his hand, and he pointed the blade at Su Weiyun's back and stabbed it hard!
"Ahem... ahem... ahem, it turns out you are this piece of rotten wood that won't burn!"
bite!
Su Weiyun sat on the ground and pulled out a thick piece of wood from the stove with force. It was half burnt and half black, and still sparking.
It seemed that he used too much force and lost his grip, so the firewood was thrown backwards.
This piece of wood not only knocked the knife out of Mu Ji's hand, but also hit him squarely in the face.
Bang!
Mu Ji was beaten so hard that he saw stars and felt dizzy, and even the knife in his hand fell to the ground.
Su Weiyun realized that the firewood had hit someone, so he quickly stood up and supported the wooden chicken, patting the dust off his body while saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't expect..."
Mu Ji stared at Su Weiyun with a fierce look, and with a "whoosh" sound, he pulled out the long knife in his right hand !
It lights up the whole room!
What a sharp blade!
Mu Ji raised his hand and swung the knife to chop!
He used to be a bandit in Taihang Mountain. The "Eighteen Taihang Knives" he used were not only vicious but also decisive. He could chop off a person's head with one strike!
At this moment, Su Weiyun quickly reached out and grasped his right hand, and said in surprise: "Hey, your knife is pretty good."
When Mu Ji was about to struggle free, he felt his wrist being tightly gripped by a strong force, as if being caught by an eagle's claws, and he couldn't exert any strength at all.
"How much did you buy it for? It's quite expensive..."
At this moment, Su Weiyun's right hand was like a spring swallow pecking at the mud, leaving a clever trace and gently "picking" the long knife into his hand.
Su Weiyun held the knife and smiled happily, "I told you, this is the kitchen, why would someone else come here? So you came here specially to give me the knife!"
"Great! I'm in need of a good knife for cutting vegetables!"
Seeing that he was so happy and had no guard at all, Mu Ji could not help but make another move. He gathered his internal strength in his palm and slapped him in the chest!
Su Weiyun seemed unaware of the murderous intent, and turned sideways again, grabbed his hand, pulled it to the front of the pot, and held the handle of the big iron pot with his palm.
Su Weiyun said anxiously, "Oh, if you hadn't reminded me in time, I wouldn't have known that the food in the pot was almost burnt. Do you know how to check the heat? Thank you so much!"
Mu Ji stupidly held the handle of the pot, shook out the "spicy chicken" inside, and poured it into a large plate that had been prepared beside it.
Su Weiyun picked up the plate and said with a smile: "I really want to thank you. Why don't you try it? This dish is spicy and numbing, it's the best!"
Mu Ji stared at Su Weiyun in a daze, not knowing what to do.
Su Weiyun scooped up a few pieces of tender meat with a small spoon and put them into the wooden chicken's mouth.
"Some people laugh before they eat, but they can't laugh after they finish eating. Do you want to know why?"
Muji stupidly put the meat into his mouth, stupidly chewed it, and stupidly swallowed it. He had no interest in asking why.
He was really stunned this time!
Su Weiyun said, "Is it okay? If it's okay, I'll ask the waiter to take it out."
As soon as he finished speaking, Mu Ji suddenly covered his stomach and shouted, "There is a problem, definitely a problem!"
He ran out of the door quickly, but seemed to remember something. He stopped and stamped his feet, while asking Su Weiyun questions loudly.
"Where is the toilet?! Tell me now! Where is the toilet?!"
Su Weiyun scratched his head and said anxiously: "This...this...don't worry, if you worry, I won't be able to remember it..."
"I've only been here a few days, I can't remember clearly!"
Mu Ji's face grew redder and redder, and he looked like he was about to lose control.
Su Weiyun also stamped her feet and said, "Oh, meeting a wooden chicken like you, I will also become a wooden chicken..."
Boom! Boom! Boom!
A series of noises came from behind Mu Ji's butt.
Su Weiyun burst into laughter, and pointed to a place and said, "That's it, go there!"
Mu Ji immediately ran in the direction Su Weiyun pointed to him. As soon as he entered the door, he took off his pants and started to let loose without saying a word!
The master chef's roar came from the door.
"This is my kitchen, who told you to come here and defecate?"
“…”
“Hahahahahahaha!”
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The 30th day of the first lunar month.
Big Escort Agency.
Sima Chaoqun and Zhuo Donglai sat opposite each other.
In public, Zhuo Donglai will always be hidden under the brilliance of Sima Chaoqun, making him the only hero.
But when no one is around, Zhuo Donglai will be on equal footing with Sima Chaoqun.
Sima Chaoqun asked, "I heard that Muji failed?"
Zhuo Donglai said: "Yes, he is back."
Sima Chaoqun asked, "How good is that man's martial arts? Even a wooden chicken can't kill him?"
Zhuo Donglai said: "His martial arts skills are already very high, even I may not be able to move him."
Sima Chaoqun was slightly startled, and then asked: "Then why are you letting Muji go?"
Zhuo Donglai said calmly: "I just want to see if he is willing to release the wooden chicken."
"What if you are willing to let go? What if you are not willing to let go?"
Zhuo Donglai put on the sable fur coat and slowly stood up.
"If he agrees, it means he wants to quit the underworld and doesn't want to kill anyone. If he doesn't agree, it means he will be a big obstacle for us to get rid of the Lion Hall!"
Sima Chaoqun said: "It seems that it's not bad. He just gave Mu Ji a laxative and let him go. The attitude of this kind of master must be tested and not be careless."
Zhuo Donglai smiled and said, "Otherwise, why would I not let Mu Ji go to Luoyang to help, but let him stay here to work? I have sent someone to give him the invitation to challenge Gao Jianfei, and the date is set for tomorrow."
Just as he was about to leave, an attendant suddenly came running hurriedly from the door.
"Master Muji is dead. He came back and then went out again, and then died in the woods outside the city not long after."
"Who killed him?!"
"I don't know, I only know that he died by a sword!"
