Volume 2: The Two Great Prideful Ones (Part 1) Chapter 46: Yin and Yang Intercourse
Xiao Mi|Mi's eyes moved, she smiled and looked around, and she kept throwing seductive glances at Su Weiyun.
Even though there was Murong Jiu between the two of them, it couldn't stop her burning passion.
Su Weiyun glanced at Murong Jiu, then looked at the yellow cow lying on the ground, hesitated for a long time and said: "I... I have something else to do, beautiful big sister, I will come to see you later, okay?"
Xiao Mimi chuckled and said, "Haha, in a few days, I'm afraid your soul will be seduced away by the icy beauty beside you!"
Su Weiyun said in embarrassment: "Then..."
Murong Jiu suddenly said: "He can't go with you!"
Xiao Mimi smiled and said, "We both want to, so why not?"
Murong Jiu said calmly: "He is still useful to me."
Xiao Mimi laughed so hard that her body shook with laughter: "Hahaha, are you going to use him too? If you use him, I won't want to use him anymore!"
Murong Jiu naturally understood what "use" meant.
Her face turned red again, which was rare.
Su Weiyun, however, walked towards Xiao Mimi calmly.
He stood beside Xiao Mimi and said to Murong Jiu, "You look really good when you blush, but you are not as feminine as the older sister next to me."
Xiao Mimi's waist and thighs, every move, are very seductive; although Murong Jiu is otherworldly, she is always cold and lacks the vitality of a young girl.
I have to say that Su Weiyun's evaluation is still very pertinent.
But people are often like this, especially girls - I may not care about this thing, but if you want to snatch him away from me, I will never agree to it.
Not only can you not agree, but you have to draw your sword!
Murong Jiu actually drew out his sword and swung it straight at Xiao Mimi.
Xiao Mimi smiled sweetly and said, "Ninth Miss of the Murong family, you don't know that when I was fighting for men in the martial arts world, you were not even born yet!"
She moved one foot to the left and lightly touched Murong Jiu's armpit with her right hand. This method was the Emei School's intercepting hand style, which allowed one to stop weapons with bare hands.
Murong changed his Nine-Step Method and swung his sword horizontally to cut her wrist.
Xiao Mimi twisted slightly, brought the flower basket in her left hand forward, turned around, and just happened to catch her sword.
This move was extremely strange, and it was another martial art from the South China Sea Islands.
Click.
The bamboo flower basket was cut in half and fell to the ground.
However, Xiao Mimi took advantage of the situation and moved her fingers continuously, creating phantoms and quickly pressing several acupoints on Murong Jiu.
The finger techniques she used seemed to come from the Kongtong School.
In three moves, Xiao Mimi used three completely different martial arts, dazzling and confusing. She only used a flower basket to subdue Murong Jiu.
Xiao Mi|Mi picked up the flower basket, sighed softly, and complained: "The flower basket didn't provoke you, why do you want to harm it?"
Su Weiyun was horrified as she watched from the side. Although Xiao Mimi's martial arts might not be much better than Huang Niu and Bai Yang's, the complexity of her moves was far beyond the reach of those two.
Xiao Mimi had no idea how many men she had slept with in her life. Even if each of the hundreds of men only taught her one or two of their unique skills, it would be enough to benefit her greatly.
Above the wilderness, the sun is shining and the breeze is blowing.
Murong Jiu stood there blankly, motionless, beads of sweat already seeping out of his body.
Su Weiyun walked forward, took Xiao Mimi's hand and smiled at her with a happy expression, acting very intimately.
Xiao Mimi raised her slender finger, tapped Su Weiyun's face lightly, and said teasingly: "From now on, you will be my little lover!"
Su Weiyun also smiled and said, "You will be my good sister from now on."
These days, he has been dealing with a group of moody and ignorant monsters every day, and has learned the skill of "speaking differently to different people and different things to different ghosts".
For him, acting good and stupid was as easy as eating and drinking.
Xiao Mi|Mi added: "Now we only have one thing to do."
Su Weiyun asked: "What's the matter?"
Xiao Mimi smiled and said, "Just get rid of this old ox!"
The yellow cow lay straight on the ground, much quieter than a dead person.
"Wasn't he knocked out by your smoke?"
Su Weiyun put away the Chuanchang Sword, took out his fine iron knife, and was about to go forward to check, but Xiao Mimi held him back.
"How can the twelve zodiac signs be so easy to be confused? Brother Huangniu, the ground is very cold. If you don't get up, I will be very worried."
As soon as these words were spoken, the ox that had fallen to the ground slowly stood up again.
Huang Niu laughed innocently: "I just fainted without knowing what happened. Eh!? What's up, Xiao sister, are you here too?"
It is hard to imagine with his stupid and naive appearance that he is the vicious and cruel zodiac sign.
Xiao Mimi narrowed her eyes and said, "Brother Huangniu, you don't have to pretend. Since I have already taken action against you, is there any room for reconciliation? "
Huang Niu's expression changed, and he said angrily: "Xiao Mi|Mi, do you really want to fight to the death?!"
Xiao Mi|Mi laughed, flew over, and slapped out with both palms.
"The fish will definitely die, but I'm not sure whether the net will break!"
Her movements were light and swift, with many variations. She circled around the yellow cow several times and struck out with her palms several times, but the yellow cow could not even touch her skirt.
"My dear, why don't you come and help me?"
Xiao Mi|Mi panted and called out.
The sound of her breathing actually carried that primitive desire that made people unable to stop.
Huang Niu moved his arms to protect himself from any leaks, and said, "Xiao Mimi, what's so good about that boy? If you want to find a man, why don't you come to me?"
Xiao Mimi said: "Haha, he is the first disciple of Shaolin, are you?"
"Could it be that you..."
Before Huang Niu could finish his words, Su Weiyun had already thrown three punches, and his fists were shaking with great force.
He was not as adept at using a sword as he was at using his fists.
After seeing this, Xiao Mimi's eyes brightened and she said, "Well, my dear, you are really amazing!"
Her palm style suddenly changed, and she actually used the Tianshan School's Falling Plum Cloud Palm. Her palm style was feminine and unreal, and strange and mysterious. As her green skirt swayed, she didn't seem to be fighting with anyone, but rather like a weak woman dancing.
Xiao Mi|Mi suddenly instructed: "Hit him in front, from Tanzhong to Zhangmen!"
Su Weiyun immediately used the "Black Tiger Heart-ripping" technique and hit the yellow cow directly in the chest!
Huang Niu punched down with a blow, like a knife or an axe, trying to cut off Su Weiyun's elbow.
But at this moment, Xiao Mimi was like a swimming fish, and she slapped his ribs with her palm, real or fake.
Huang Niu didn't dare to take it head-on, so he had to step sideways, but he couldn't avoid Su Weiyun's two punches. He was beaten so hard that his blood boiled and he felt extremely uncomfortable!
Xiao Mimi smiled and said, "My dear, this is indeed the authentic Shaolin martial arts! The two of us, one yin and one yang, one hard and one soft, cooperate perfectly. How can this stupid bull resist it?"
Su Weiyun kept throwing punches, secretly surprised at how well Xiao Mimi and he cooperated.
So he deliberately used all 108 moves of Arhat Subduing Tiger Fist to appreciate the secrets behind it, and to complement and compare it with other martial arts. This was also of great benefit to his understanding of boxing.
Su Weiyun used Arhat Subduing Tiger Fist from the first move to the last move. Xiao Mimi was able to use martial arts from various schools to match almost every move. The two of them fought together with great effect.
After fighting for more than a quarter of an hour, Huang Niu was already sweating profusely, gasping for breath, and exhausted.
Su Weiyun and Xiao Mimi felt more and more relaxed as the fight went on, and their punches and palms became more and more in sync.
Xiao Mimi smiled and said, "Okay, my dear, we don't want to play anymore. Let's kill him!"
As she spoke, she exhaled another puff of powder mist.
Surrounded by fog, Huang Niu held his breath and hurriedly took the palm strike from Xiao Mimi from below.
Bang!
Su Weiyun threw two fists out from the mist and hit his big belly!
"puff!"
The yellow cow fell to the ground, spitting out blood, exhausted and unable to stand up again.
But he cursed: "Boy, do you think this female monster is kind to you? She is most proficient in the method of yin and yang intercourse, you..."
Xiao Mimi suddenly snatched the Hanfeng sword from Murong Jiu's hand and killed Huang Niu with one sword.
Su Weiyun pretended not to understand and asked, "What is the way of yin and yang intercourse that he is talking about?"
Xiao Mimi put down the sword, her eyes flickered, and she smiled, "My love, isn't our martial arts cooperation just now enough to combine yin and yang?"
Su Weiyun suddenly realized: "Oh, yes, yes, the way of martial arts is to pay attention to yin and yang."
He smiled and said, "Good sister, you must teach me more in the future."
Xiao Mimi hugged his neck, breathed softly into his ear, and said, "Of course, I will teach you whatever you want to learn."
