Volume 2: The Two Great Prideful Ones (Part 1) Chapter 35: The Evil Man Gets Married
It turned out that Hahaer, Tu Jiaojiao, Li Dazui and Yin Jiuyou had not discussed how to kill Du Sha.
There were only two important things they discussed.
1. How to drive away the Southern Hero Lu Zhongyuan.
Second, take back the huge treasure that you hid before entering the valley.
Lu Zhongyuan has been famous for a long time and his martial arts skills are extremely high, no ordinary person can defeat him.
The ten evil men have been stirring up trouble and plundering money for many years, so their treasures are certainly not unimportant.
And for these two major matters, they actually said they wanted Su Weiyun to help.
Su Weiyun asked: "How can the junior help?"
Tu Jiaojiao glanced at Li Dazui and said, "Let's put the treasure issue aside for now. Lu Zhongyuan is the one who will bear the brunt of the trouble."
Hahaer laughed and said, "That's right, that's right. If we can't solve the problem of Lu Zhongyuan, there's no need for this kid to go anymore...haha."
Yin Jiuyou said coldly: "I told you directly that the method is very simple. It just requires you to lead Lu Zhongyuan away, and then the rest of us villains will take the opportunity to leave the valley."
Li Dazui said: "When the time comes, the sea will be wide enough for fish to leap, and the sky will be high enough for birds to fly. Who can control us?"
Su Weiyun frowned.
Du Sha suddenly said: "With his martial arts skills, it is impossible for him to lure Kailu Zhongyuan away!"
Du Sha had fought with Lu Zhongyuan before, so he was the most qualified to speak .
Tu Jiaojiao said: "So we have come up with an absolutely feasible plan here. We can set off as soon as your injuries are healed!"
Du Sha slowly raised his right hand and placed it on the table. The iron hook emitted a cold light.
"you say."
Tu Jiaojiao said, "Brother Su Weiyun is the only newcomer in our Valley of Evil, and he has only been in the valley for more than ten days. As long as Lu Zhongyuan has not seen him in person, he will definitely not know that he is one of ours."
Hahaer said: "And he is good at the Shaolin style's 'Arhat Subduing Tiger Fist'. I dare say that even the Shaolin monks may not be able to perform to his standard."
Yin Jiuyou said: "Absolutely not!"
It is said that Yin Jiuyou was forced into the Valley of Evil by the high monks of Shaolin Temple.
Li Dazui said: "So he pretended to be a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple and made up a story to deceive Lu Zhongyuan and lure him away. Then we can go out without any worries."
Du Sha held the tea in his left hand, took a sip, and asked, "Have you thought of this excuse?"
Hahaer said, "Haha, the four of us have racked our brains and carefully planned for so many days, I guarantee that there won't be any loopholes."
Li Dazui said: "But we may have to ask Brother Su Weiyun to take our special slow-acting poison... Otherwise, if you run away as soon as you leave the valley, we will have nowhere to complain."
Tu Jiaojiao said: "That's right, as long as Brother Su takes the poison, we will completely trust you. You can come to us to get the antidote afterwards, and we won't harm you."
The four of them kept talking, almost not considering whether Su Weiyun would agree or not.
Su Weiyun also knew that he could not disagree with this.
He just said: "I am very happy to serve you seniors, but can you teach me a few skills each, so that I can have more support to lead Lu Zhongyuan away."
Hahaer laughed and said, "No, this matter cannot be delayed. Wait until you lure Lu Zhongyuan away and then come to us for the antidote. Then we can teach you whatever skills you want to learn."
The room suddenly became quiet.
All that needed to be said had been said.
Each of them is an old hand at cheating people, and the scam plan that the four old hands came up with together cannot be said to be perfect, but it is pretty close.
So Du Sha also believed it completely. He stood up and said, "Since you have made all the arrangements, I only have one thing to say."
Hahaer said, "Boss Du, please speak."
Du Sha said: "I have accepted him as my apprentice. He will marry the fairy girl tomorrow and leave the valley the day after."
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The Valley of Evil is decorated with lights and is filled with joy.
Lanterns of various colors were hung all over the wooden houses, including red, yellow, purple, and almost every fancy style and shape.
There is also a bright red couplet posted at the door.
The first line of the couplet reads “The little fairy is getting married”.
The second line reads "The great villain gets married."
The horizontal banner reads "A match made in heaven."
Except for the poison that Su Weiyun had already taken, which would kill him within three months, the rest of the couplets and lanterns used in the wedding were made overnight by all the evil people in the Valley of Evil.
Everyone was busy preparing for Su Weiyun's wedding.
Su Weiyun didn't have a groom's suit, so he wrapped a few circles of red cloth around his clothes; and the little fairy was more convenient, as her clothes were already bright red, so she just dressed them up as a bride's attire.
The best man Hahaer patted Su Weiyun's shoulder and said, "Haha, we can't find so many red lanterns, so we have to use some other brightly colored paper to make up the number. Don't mind."
Su Weiyun just didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ever since he learned the news yesterday, a helpless expression has been on his face.
The little fairy had no good qualities other than her pretty looks. It was really hard for him to accept marrying such a tigress.
The little fairy felt even more aggrieved. Her acupoints were pressed and she could only walk but could not utter a word.
Her usual domineering and overbearing look disappeared, and there were a few tears swirling in her eyes, as if they were about to fall at any time.
Now she could only let the bridesmaid Tu Jiaojiao hold her, listen to the speech of the master of ceremonies Li Dazui, and marry Su Weiyun.
Then enter the bridal chamber obediently.
When the little fairy thought about entering the bridal chamber with Su Weiyun, she had an urge to die, but unfortunately she couldn't even commit suicide.
"Bow to heaven and earth."
The bride and groom bowed toward Kunlun Mountain and the Evil Valley respectively.
"Bow to your parents."
My father is Du Sha, the boss of the Evil Valley.
"Husband and wife bow to each other."
The little fairy was forcibly held down and bowed to Su Weiyun.
"Okay, send her to the bridal chamber!"
The wedding started hastily and ended even faster.
There were no complicated six ceremonies, no grand wedding banquet, and even no unnecessary wedding speeches.
For many people, entering the bridal chamber is the most important event.
Su Weiyun held the fairy's soft little hand and slowly walked into the room with red candles.
The "guests" who came to attend the wedding all left tactfully.
Before Hahaer left, he whispered to Su Weiyun, "I pressed her Jianjing point, rib point, and mute point. If you want to stimulate them more, you can unblock her acupoints."
“Hahahahahaha…”
With the last laugh, the crowd dispersed.
In the house.
Big bed, red gauze, dim candles.
The little fairy's veil was lifted and she was pushed down on the warm quilt by Su Weiyun.
The little fairy has a great figure, a slender figure, snow-white skin, and a faint fragrance all over her body.
If it weren't for her bad personality, people who came to propose marriage to her would have already come to her doorstep.
At this moment, the little fairy who had just gotten married was staring at Su Weiyun with endless hatred in her eyes.
Su Weiyun sighed, and really stepped forward to untie the fairy's acupoints.
"you……"
The little fairy had a thousand curse words stuck on her lips, but when her acupoints were unblocked, she couldn't utter a word.
Su Weiyun smiled and said, "Just think of it as me doing a good deed once in a while, okay?"
The fairy sat up straight, threw the red veil aside, and said, "What do you want?"
Su Weiyun sat on the chair and was silent for a long time. Suddenly, he said, "Boss Du arranged for me to get married with you immediately. I understand what he meant."
Regardless of whether the fairy was willing to listen or not, Su Weiyun continued, "The mission to lure Lu Zhongyuan away is very difficult and extremely dangerous. Once discovered, there will be no chance of survival."
The fairy asked curiously, "Are you talking about the 'Southern Hero' Lu Zhongyuan who dominated the martial arts world 20 years ago?"
Su Weiyun said: "Yes, Lu Zhongyuan is outside the Evil Valley!"
The little fairy was overjoyed and said, "Great! This time you evil people are going to be in trouble!"
Su Weiyun said: "Just rest assured, if Lu Zhongyuan comes into the valley, you will be the best hostage in our hands!"
Before the little fairy could refute, Su Weiyun said again: "So if you want to survive, you have to listen to me."
The little fairy had no choice but to keep silent.
"I will leave the valley first tomorrow. After ten days, no matter whether I succeed or not, all the evil people in the valley will leave in full force and go their separate ways. You can stay here for ten days and then wait for an opportunity to escape."
The little fairy stared at Su Weiyun blankly. She couldn't imagine that Su Weiyun would say such words to her.
"What about you?"
Su Weiyun said: "Boss Du wants me to enter the bridal chamber because he thinks I am still young. It would be a pity if I died at the hands of Lu Zhongyuan without even experiencing the pleasure between men and women."
"Although the plan they set is very clever, it is uncertain whether I can execute every step perfectly. Boss Du understands that the plan is not easy, but he can't help me, and there is no way to help me."
"You are trying to get something for nothing. If there is even a slight flaw, there will be no recovery!"
Su Weiyun lay down next to the little fairy and said, "But I don't want to have any sexual pleasure. What I want is to stay alive!"
The little fairy opened her mouth, not knowing what to say. She actually felt some sympathy for the boy in front of her.
Su Weiyun suddenly turned over, raised his index and middle fingers, and quickly pressed several acupoints on the little fairy's chest.
He looked at the little fairy who was unable to move and had a look of shock and anger on her face, and laughed: "Did you not expect that I would attack you again? Hahaha, even I could not expect it."
Su Weiyun closed her eyes and gradually fell asleep.
"It was only when I lay down that I realized that having a fairy warming my bed was indeed a very nice thing."
