Volume 2: The Great Tribulation of the Lich Chapter 108: Fellow Daoist, you are in trouble, please come with us!
Five hundred years before the Yao Chi Conference was held, immortals began to climb the mountain one after another.
Riding on a crane, driving the breeze, with feathers fluttering, he stood in the white clouds.
When the fairies arrived, they saw thousands of pearl palaces, jade mountains and jade pavilions, countless fine wines and delicious food, and the extremely beautiful female fairies were even more moving.
Among the immortals present, most of them were those who had practiced asceticism. When the catastrophe came, they stayed indoors and waited for the right time.
In other words, they are all old stay-at-home guys and stay-at-home girls, and have never seen such a scene before, so they all find it extremely novel.
"Master Kongming of Weiyu Mountain has joined the guild and is presented with the Immortal Ganoderma of Dongtian."
"Master Yuanji of Xixuan Mountain joins the association and presents the blessed jade lotus root."
"Master Xuanbo of Yuping Dongtian has joined the guild and is presented with a pair of jade chimes."
…
Most people who climbed the mountain would pay their respects. After all, many people heard Mingyu's two voices clearly.
"Brother Daoist, why did you give away all the treasures in your cave?"
A big man with a curly beard approached a skinny Taoist priest.
The skinny Taoist looked around and said cautiously, "Didn't you hear about it?"
The bearded man was stunned. "What did you hear?"
"Now the rumors are spreading in the wild that Zifuzhou was not polite and offended the Queen Mother, and all the people who came to the meeting were beaten to death by the Queen Mother!"
The skinny Taoist said something shocking, and the bearded man was so frightened that he said quickly, "I have lived in the mountains for a long time and have not heard of worldly affairs. Taoist friend, please don't lie to me. How could a guest be killed for no reason at this Yaochi grand event?"
"Oh, fellow Taoist, why don't you believe it?" Seeing that he didn't believe it, the skinny Taoist explained the rumor to him in detail.
What about the male immortal from Zifu flirting with the female immortal from Yushan? What about the gift from Zifuzhou that was sent too little? What about the leading male immortal openly insulting the Queen Mother? What about the male immortal from Zifuzhou stealing the Queen Mother's peaches...
There are various versions, but the final outcome is the same: everyone was beaten to death!
"This..." The bearded man wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Fellow Daoist, didn't you prepare your gift with care?"
The bearded man looked around and laughed dryly, "Ah...haha...of course not."
After sitting uneasily for a while, he stood up and said to the skinny Taoist: "I'll go for a walk, a walk..."
"Well, go ahead, fellow Taoist... Eh? Wait, fellow Taoist, you've gone the wrong way, that's the way down the mountain!"
The skinny Taoist reminded him. It would have been better if he hadn't reminded him. Once he was reminded, the bearded man walked even faster.
As soon as the bearded man left, two male immortals came to the skinny Taoist, took out a token, and said in a serious tone: "Daoyou, someone reported you for disrupting the order of the banquet. Please come with us!"
The skinny Taoist was dumbfounded. "My two Taoist friends, is this a misunderstanding? I…"
"Huh?" The two male immortals stared at each other.
"Are you questioning our abilities? Questioning us is questioning Lady Xuannv , and questioning Lady Xuannv is questioning the Queen Mother! Questioning the Queen Mother is questioning all the female fairies in the world!
Daoist friend, you are so brave! "
At this moment, the two male immortals seemed to be the spokespersons for justice and defenders of order. Every word they said was as loud as a huge bell, shocking the skinny Taoist priest into numbness.
How come I became a heinous criminal just because I said one word?
"I... Can't I go with you?" The skinny Taoist wanted to cry but had no tears. What was going on?
"You little brat, I can't punish you, so I let you spread rumors !"
"You just flirted with the fairy, you just stole the peaches, and you were killed by the Queen Mother!"
The two male immortals who switched camps were so angry that they had no place to vent their anger. They just happened to catch an unlucky guy who had run into their guns, so they couldn't just let him go.
Although it won't do anything to him, it can at least scare him and let him know what he can and cannot say!
The immortals in the same area watched helplessly as the skinny Taoist was taken away. They were all silent and any ulterior motives they had were put away.
…
Under the Jade Mountain.
Suddenly, there were thousands of rays of light filling the sky, and colorful mist and auspicious clouds came floating.
A man in white leads a young man with a sword on his back to climb the mountain. Aren’t they the father and son Bai Heng and Bai Jing from the Qilin clan?
"The great elder of the Qilin tribe has arrived, and he has presented the innate spiritual treasure, the Cloud Light Treasure Mirror, as a gift!"
Then, clouds and water gathered in the sky, and thunder rolled across the sky.
A hunchbacked old man was escorting a young dragon king in a khaki robe up the mountain.
"The young master of the Dragon Clan has arrived, and I am sending you a gift of the innate spiritual treasure, the Broad Sleeve Immortal Robe!"
The Qilin clan and the Dragon clan arrived one after another, bringing the event to a climax.
"Second brother, do we really want to do this?" The young Taoist with sword-like eyebrows and starry eyes looked a little hesitant.
The solemn middle-aged Taoist advised: "Third brother, have you seen how grand and impressive the group of immortals are when they climbed the mountain? Look at the Qilin and Dragon tribes in front of you!
The three of us are the authentic Pangu clan, and we must not bring disgrace upon our reputation."
Tongtian saw that Laozi also nodded slightly, so he had to agree, "Then big brother goes first."
I walked in front with a crutch, singing:
"In the beginning of chaos, Tao was judged as supreme, and the universe was refined to be clear and turbid. The two yin and yang of Tai Chi gave birth to the four images, and now they are still in my palm."
As the song sounded, purple air spread over 30,000 miles.
Yuanshi followed closely behind him and sang:
"When Hong Meng was first judged, he had a reputation, and he refined the innate five elements.
The three flowers on the top of the head face the North Palace, and the five qi in the chest penetrate the South Sea.
The group of immortals called him Yuanshi, and the mysterious sect was not yet known.
The fragrant flowers follow the chariot along the road, and the vicissitudes of life are the same as those of the past. "
All of a sudden, there were auspicious clouds thirty thousand feet high above the top of the head, and colorful clouds were flying all over the body. There were thousands of golden flowers, and pearls hanging from necklaces, one after another.
Seeing the two brothers' attitude, the Taoist Master Tongtian made up his mind and sang a song:
"The truth of creating the world is clear, and the principles of studying the scriptures and the law are clear in Baiyujing.
The Five Qis converge to the Origin to pass on the secret secret, and the Three Flowers gather at the Top of the Head to demonstrate birthlessness.
The golden light on the top of the head is of five colors, and the red lotus under the feet is thousands of miles away.
The Eight Trigrams Immortal Robe is covered with purple air, and the three-edged sword is called Qing Ping. "
As he appeared on the stage, the Taoist robe on his body floated with thousands of clouds, and the light from the silk belt around his waist was staggered.
Behind him, there was a long mist of sandalwood and a rising sword energy. Fairy music was floating in the air and strange visions were everywhere.
A breath shakes the heaven and earth, a trace of Tao fills the universe, there are countless mysterious and wonderful methods, and endless magical powers.
Laozi, who was walking in the front, felt the aura of Yuanshi and Tongtian, and ripples appeared on his calm face.
"Should I walk behind?"
The two younger brothers are even more showy than the eldest brother.
Who is the boss of East Kunlun?
After welcoming the representatives of the Qilin and Dragon clans, Xuannv came to welcome the Three Pure Ones.
"The Three Pure Ones of East Kunlun have arrived, and they are sending us three gourds of Nine Transformations Golden Pills!"
When all the immortals on the mountain saw this, they all looked down the mountain. This aura and this display were more powerful than those of the Qilin and Dragon clans!
Laozi, Yuanshi and Tongtian suddenly became the Taoist priests that everyone paid attention to on Jade Mountain.
Walking behind the Three Pure Ones is a young man who is sitting on a giant panda and holding a little panda in his arms.
"Lanlan, let's learn from this too. We must not bring disgrace upon the reputation of my Ten Thousand Mountains!"
The blue-clothed Yuanshen clenched his fist in his spirit platform to encourage the black-clothed boy
"That makes sense!" The young man in black nodded, then asked, "But Song... can you... can you compose songs?"
Qing Yi Yuan Shen's face darkened, "No!"
"Then...then do we...have any...fantastic magic?" the young man in black asked, tilting his neck.
"No!" Qing Yi's soul was deflated.
He only knows how to release poisonous insects. He can't release a mountain of insects and a sea of poisonous insects at this conference.
If Qing Yi Yuan Shen dared to do this, Queen Mother Queen on Jade Mountain might forgive him, but the old man in the family would never let him off easily and would definitely hang him up and beat him!
"Then let's...let's just...go up like this." The young man Lan patted the giant panda's head.
Qing Yi Yuan Shen said helplessly: "Okay"
I have no culture and no special skills. What else can I do?
"Dun Dun... let's... go."
The giant panda walked up the mountain with steady steps.
"Is it you?"
Mingyu was very surprised to see the young boy Lan, and then saw his two pandas.
I secretly complained that this boy who strokes the bear is really persistent!
When the young boy Lan saw Mingyu, he smiled happily: "Mingyu, hello... hello."
He took out a jade box from his sleeve and handed it to Mingyu. "A gift... from Master."
Then the young man Lan hesitated for a long time and handed the red panda in his hand to Mingyu.
"What is this?" Mingyu was stunned.
The young boy Lan looked at the struggling panda in Mingyu's arms with an expression of pity, and said seriously: "My...gift.
When I came... I met... a person, and he told me... I should give more gifts... otherwise he would be driven away...
I have nothing… nothing else to give it to you.”
Mingyu looked at the young boy Lan with a helpless look, this is national treasure diplomacy!
Apart from anything else, the female fairies on Jade Mountain will definitely be very crazy.
One of the important reasons why Ling'er is loved by everyone in Yushan is that she always holds GunGun in her arms.
Let those female fairies love them to death.
However, Mingyu still returned the little panda to the young boy Lan, "Those are just rumors. There is no . You hold this little guy well."
The young man Lan was delighted, but he still confirmed it: "Really?"
He didn't want to be kicked out, so his master said that he would attend the conference properly on his behalf so that he could taste the peaches.
Mingyu laughed, "Of course, go ahead!"
"good!"
A Daluo female fairy came to greet him, and when she saw the young man with two black and white bears, her eyes lit up and she eagerly led him into the guild.
Chat with him while walking.
"Lan, are you tired of holding it? Do you want me to hold it for you for a while?"
“Not tired… not tired at all…” The young man Lan hugged the little panda tightly in his arms.
This sister is so beautiful, but her eyes are a little scary. The young boy Lan feels that she wants to steal his black and white bear.
The fairy was not discouraged. She set her sights on the giant panda: "There are rules for the banquet. You are not allowed to bring mounts into the banquet. There are special areas for the care of mounts."
The young boy blinked, "Then... can I bring the little one in?"
The fairy secretly rejoiced, "This is possible!"
One is one, it’s worth it!
"Is that so?" The young man nodded.
Under the expectant gaze of the fairy, he slid down from the giant panda's back.
Then he patted the giant panda: "Dun Dun...become...become smaller!"
“Oh!”
Dun Dun's body became smaller, and the young man Lan reached out and picked it up.
"Small, yes!"
The young boy Lan hugged the little panda on both sides and looked at the fairy with an innocent face.
The fairy was in a mess.