Volume 2: The crown and the hat are all over the capital, and the spirit is full of energy and enter the foggy city Chapter 238: Grand Marshal (End)
Subtitle of this chapter: Orcs... and JAPS must die!
"It's it! It's it's it's it's it's it! It's it's it!!!"
They came to a wooden platform, and below the platform were countless Orientals shouting slogans and waving flags.
Many of these Oriental people were wearing strange clothes, which seemed to be called "Kimono", so he knew at a glance that those who were cheering for him were Japanese.
MacArthur looked up and saw that he should be in a big city, a big city that had been severely ravaged. He saw construction sites everywhere, countless leaning and blackened buildings, and large bomb craters that had not yet been filled.
"Oh my God..."
He grabbed Dr. Yuan beside him and asked, "Where? Time?"
"Douglas, this time the location is Hibiya Park in Tokyo."
Hibiya Park is just south of Nijubashi Bridge where the Japanese Emperor lives. This park is as famous as New York's Central Park and London's Hyde Park.
In the Russo-Japanese War of 1905, Japan's casualties and losses far exceeded those in the First Sino-Japanese War, while the benefits it gained lagged far behind those achieved in the First Sino-Japanese War. In addition, Japan gave up its demand for war reparations in the Treaty of Portsmouth.
Therefore, the Japanese people held a protest rally in Hibiya Park on the day the treaty was signed, and the famous Hibiya burning and beating incident broke out. In addition to protesting the "cowardly and incompetent" Katsura Taro Cabinet, they also protested against the United States as a "mediator".
However, after the original World War II, the Matsumoto Building in Hibiya Park became the dormitory area for the US Imperial Division...
History is really very interesting.
Master Yuan, who was still wearing the uniform of a U.S. general without a rank and this time with a medal of honor on his chest, rolled his eyes and said unhappily, "This time it's 1951..."
The Medal of Honor is the highest military honor in the United States. The recipient must have "displayed extraordinary gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life in action against enemies of the United States."
It is the only medal in the United States that cannot be legally bought or sold. It is also illegal for non-recipients to wear it in public. Violators may be fined and imprisoned for not more than one year under 18 U.S.C. 33, §704.
Mr. Yuan Yanshu "risked his life" as a civilian in the Allied military operations "in the battle against the enemies of the United States" and "showed extraordinary bravery and fearlessness". Therefore, with the consent of the US Congress, his friend President Roosevelt awarded him this honor as the commander-in-chief of the armed forces.
Therefore, he is also the only person in history who received the Medal of Honor without officially joining the US military!
But before the yellow American hero could finish his speech, MacArthur interrupted him.
The Field Marshal, who was inaugurated for the third time, pointed at the dwarfs in the audience who were cheering him on and asked stutteringly, "Didn't you just say that the Japanese are our enemies?!"
"Damn it! Damn it!! Damn it!!!"
Our Master Yuan opened his eyes wide and complained: "My Lord, the Grand Marshal of Japan, you are still coming?!"
"Douglas, I've told you many times, this is how the Japanese are!" He said as a matter of course: "As long as you beat them into submission, scare them into death, and f**k them, it wouldn't be strange if they called you 'Ban Ya', 'Odo-san' or even 'Oji-san'..."
Dr. Yuan tugged at his sleeve, leaned forward and said, "Look, our 'friend' Hirohito is here too. He gave you the title of marshal. By the way, he is the Emperor of Japan, you won't forget this, right?"
"The Emperor of Japan?!" MacArthur, who was still confused, couldn't help but ask, " Why did he make me a marshal?"
Our Master Yuan chuckled and said, "My Excellency the Grand Marshal of the Great Japanese Empire is of course flattering you. He hopes that you will not put him on the list of war criminals. He also hopes that you and I will make suggestions to Washington together to maintain the unity of Japan..."
"Japan's unification?!"
"Yes, Douglas. You should know that the Japanese Red Army supported by the Soviet Union occupied Hokkaido. According to the nature of polar bears that only eat and do not poop, it is probably difficult to make them vomit."
"Japan still has the Red Army?!"
Dr. Yuan shrugged and said, "That's right, Douglas. If you were the Japanese Kwantung Army, would you choose to go to Siberia as a prisoner of war or return to Hokkaido to join the Red Army?"
"Hmm..." MacArthur shook his head and said, "Dr. Yuan, please continue."
"Our chairman can't even stand on Taiwan now, and wants to use Shikoku and Kyushu as his base for revival, or more precisely, as a foothold... I have to say, this is a very imaginative idea."
Of course, the most imaginative person in the world is none other than our Dao Ketuo Yuan.
"Of course. After all, you are the commander-in-chief of the Allied Forces in Japan, so you are the real ruler of the four islands of Japan now!"
"Mr. MacArthur! And Mr. Yuan..."
When MacArthur heard the greeting, he turned his head and saw a middle-aged dwarf with glasses and a beard walking towards them.
This Tiannao Heika not only had a respectful look on his face, but also bowed 90 degrees as soon as he came over, and said humbly: "Your Excellencies, Hirohito is overwhelmed..."
"Your Majesty, we are old friends. There is no need to be so polite." Dr. Yuan interrupted him with a smile and asked anxiously, "Your Majesty, how is the matter I told you about?"
Anger flashed across Hirohito's face, and he took a deep breath before asking calmly, "Mr. Yuan, are you talking about building a villa in Kudanzaka? Don't you think this is a bit..."
"Is it unlucky?"
"Unlucky?" Master Yuan said with a straight face, "Your Majesty, I am an atheist. I never care about auspiciousness or unluckyness."
He sneered and said, "Your Majesty, you are not reluctant to give up the land of Yasukuni Shrine to me for the villa, right?"
"You...hahaha..." Hirohito, with an angry face, suddenly laughed wildly: "You Chinese say that the emperor dies for his country, then I, the emperor of Japan, will die for my country in front of my people today!"
Dr. Yuan's face changed drastically. He took a step back and shouted fiercely, "Baga, what are you going to do?"
"What am I going to do?!"
"Clang clang..."
The Japanese emperor pulled out a shining katana from somewhere and shouted, "Die!"
“Swish!”
He held the knife with both hands and slashed horizontally...
"..." Our Master Yuan slowly turned around and said solemnly to MacArthur: "Douglas, don't believe JAPS!”
“Plop!”
His head fell off and his body fell limp to the ground.
“Gurgle…”
Dr. Yuan’s handsome head rolled to Hirohito’s feet.
"Sbarasi!"
The Japanese emperor bent down to pick up the head, held it high, and shouted loudly.
And this one is naturally: "Shame on the enemy! I'm going to take off her clothes!"
Unfortunately, MacArthur did not know Japanese and had never played the Koei Warriors series, so he did not understand the meaning of this famous line. However, he knew that he, the "enemy general", would soon be "captured".
Hirohito turned his head and looked at him, a fierce light flashed in his eyes, and he rushed towards him with a knife in one hand and the head in the other.
MacArthur habitually reached for the pistol at his waist, but he had no intention of carrying a pistol in his marshal's uniform.
Unarmed, he had no choice but to turn around and run, but behind him was the edge of the platform. He didn't care how high it was, and jumped down...
“Damn it!”
The great marshal landed safely, but he found that he was surrounded by Japanese who were staring at him viciously. They who had been as docile as sheep just now had now turned into ferocious wolves!
These Japanese approached him step by step...
"FXCK JAPS!"
"Honey, what's wrong with you?!"
"FXCK..." A pretty face appeared in MacArthur's eyes, a reassuring face of a white woman.
Ms. Brooks asked anxiously, "Honey, are you okay?"
"I'm fine, but..." He immediately checked his surroundings and was relieved to find that he had finally returned to the mansion on Fifth Avenue.
But he immediately remembered another important thing and couldn't help asking anxiously, "What year is it now?"
"How many years..." The Queen of Pentacles, who had experienced this before, smiled with understanding and said, "Don't worry, dear. It is 1921 now. You just went to the river of your destiny for a while."
"River of Destiny?!"
Ms. Brooks explained: "Yes, this is one of the benefits of being a formal member of our SCP Foundation. You can wander in the river of your destiny and take a glimpse of your future destiny, and it is a fragment of the future that is crucial to you!"
MacArthur hesitated and said, "But I am not a member of your SCP Foundation."
"My dear, look inside your hand ..." The Queen of Pentacles pointed at his hand and said, "Is there a token of the SCP Foundation?"
"According to Lord Fool... oh, that is, Dr. Yuan. Not everyone can become a formal member of the SCP Foundation. If you can't enter the river of your own destiny, then there is no way for him to make you a formal member."
"But as long as you can enter the river of your own destiny, there will be a magical power that will accept you as a member of our SCP Foundation!"
MacArthur had discovered that he really had something extra in his hand. It was a piece of parchment that was actually a tarot card made of polymer material, and the card was...
"By the way, where is Dr. Yuan?"
He casually put the strange tarot card into his pocket. At this time, he realized that there were only two of them in the living room, so he asked.
"He..." Ms. Brooks bit her red lips and said, "There was an accident. He fainted just now and is resting in the guest room now."
"Accident? I want to see him!"
"Okay, he also said he was waiting for you."
The two left the living room and came to the guest room not far away.
"Dr. Yuan, you..."
Seeing the pale and handsome face of the yellow man lying on the bed, MacArthur suddenly realized that Dr. Yuan was always sick because he used this magical ability.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a little moved. This Chinese man was using his life to enlighten others...
"You're here?"
Our Master Yuan smiled at him, waved to the friends around him and said, "You guys go out first, Mr. MacArthur and I have something to say."
After everyone left, the Brigadier General closed the door himself, walked quickly to the bed and blurted out: "Dr. Yuan, I saw us..."
"STOP!"
"Please don't tell me what you saw... cough cough cough..." Yuan Yan suddenly coughed a few times and frowned, "Mr. MacArthur, have you ever heard of a saying that fortune tellers cannot tell their own fortunes?"
The Brigadier General thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Dr. Yuan, I think I've heard of it."
"Mr. MacArthur, the principle is the same." Master Yuan explained, "I let you see your future, but if your future is too closely linked to mine, then I will be retaliated against. I have just recovered from a serious illness and I really can't stand the torment. I didn't know it would be like this. If I knew, I would really die."
He gave her a reassurance and said, "For example, Ms. Brooks, the future I showed her actually had nothing to do with me, so it's no big deal. Do you understand?"
"Hmm..." MacArthur nodded again, understanding the double meaning of Dr. Yuan's words.
Yuan Yan suddenly smiled bitterly and said, "But I didn't expect that our destinies would intersect in the future, and that our intersection seems to be very important. So, I became what you see now."
"Dr. Yuan, I understand!" MacArthur suddenly realized, but he immediately asked: "Then can we change the fate of the future? For example, if I see someone killing you in the future... can I stop that other person?"
"A murder case..."
Our Master Yuan considered it for a moment and nodded, "It should be possible."
"Dr. Yuan, how can I stop a war?" MacArthur, who asked this question, rarely lost his military demeanor. He trembled slightly and looked very nervous.
"A war..."
Yuan Yanshu was silent for a long time this time, then he heaved a sigh of relief and shook his head, saying: "This is too difficult..."
"Mr. MacArthur, you are the president of West Point Military Academy. I think you also know that Clausewitz said that war is the continuation of politics, and politics is the superstructure of economy..."
"The causes of modern wars are too complicated, and the hatred between the two sides did not form overnight, so..."
He spread his hands and said with a smile: "Unless we kill all the enemies, the factors of war will always be there..."
"Kill all the enemies?" MacArthur repeated in a low voice thoughtfully.
"Let's not talk about this, Mr. MacArthur!" Our Master Yuan suddenly changed the subject and asked with a smile: "So, have you got the token from our SCP Foundation?"
