Volume 2: The crown and the hat are all over the capital, and the spirit is full of energy and enter the foggy city Chapter 144 Experiment
Subtitle of this chapter: How can we do experiments without mice?
"Please take a seat, both of you." After our Master Yuan led the two Jews into the room, he changed his arrogant attitude and asked in a gentlemanly manner, "What would you like to drink?"
"Thank you, Mr. Yuan. I want..." Einstein said bluntly.
Weizmann said coldly: "No need, Mr. Yuan. You said you are a scientist, so you should also know that scientific theories can be verified repeatedly. So please let me see your ability to create water out of thin air."
"Hehehe..." Yuan Yanshu poured herself a glass of wine and said quietly with her back to the two of them, "Actually, I really want to say that this is just Mr. Einstein's illusion. But..."
He turned around with a wine glass in one hand and said, "Since the card I originally sent to my comrades was discovered by Mr. Einstein and Mr. Weizmann, then..."
"Fortuna de propios." He showed off his Latin and sighed, "Fate has its own plan."
He did not answer Weizmann but turned to the Grand Mage and asked, "Mr. Einstein, according to your method of mass-energy conversion, it would take a lot of energy to create water out of thin air, right?"
"Well..." In fact, Einstein had thought about this problem a long time ago. He frowned and said, "Mr. Yuan, there is another possibility. You did not create water out of thin air, but gathered the invisible water molecules in the surrounding air to form a water mass that is enough to wet my hair."
"BINGO!"
"Master Ball, is he right?"
"Host, that's right. He's right."
Seeing Master Yuan's strange expression, Einstein immediately added: "But even if it's just this, it's beyond the existing scientific theory! Of course, this must also require a lot of energy."
“Hmm…” He is indeed a technical master… well, a university master.
Yuan Yan, whose IQ suffered a severe blow, finally remembered that the person he wanted to fool this time could "wander in the ocean of calculus" at the age of 12, understood Schopenhauer's "The World as Will and Representation" at the age of 13, and published "The Special Theory of Relativity" at the age of 26 .
That’s right, Einstein was not the kind of inspirational idol who was very stupid when he was young and later became a great scientist through hard work. Instead, he was a child prodigy gifted by God. He just started speaking late.
As for Yuan Hongjian, not only did he not understand Schopenhauer at the age of 13, he was almost hanged on the tree of advanced mathematics when he was 23.
Master Yuan handed the university bully a glass of whiskey: "Although I can't explain the principle like you, Mr. Einstein, but I know that I can only do it once every three months..."
"Ha!" Upon hearing this, Weizmann immediately stood up from the sofa and said loudly: "Albert, I told you that this guy is a liar. We don't need to waste time here..."
Yuan Yan suddenly raised the wine glass in her hand and said, "Wait, Mr. Weizmann. I can't create water out of thin air now, but I can do other things, such as..."
"By the way, this is your wine!" He smiled slightly and suddenly poured the glass of whiskey in his hand into the chemist's face.
The latter subconsciously stretched out his hand to cover it, and said angrily: "What are you going to do..."
"clatter!"
Our Master Yuan suddenly snapped his fingers and activated the "Card: Worship of Mrs. Eisenhower". The effect of this card is "Secondary Divine Art: Human Immobilization".
He sneered in his heart, since you must come and listen to my "explanation", how can I not "treat" you well?
“Wow!”
Half a glass of whiskey was poured over Chaim Weizmann's old face, and he was paralyzed and frozen in place, just like a scene in a movie like "Time Stands Still".
I have to say, Master Yuan is really evil.
"Haim, are you okay?!"
Einstein also jumped up from his seat, but when he took a closer look, he immediately discovered that his friend had turned into a sculpture.
"this……"
After all, the Grand Mage was the Grand Mage of a world without magic. He couldn't help but gasp when he saw the wonder before him and turned to look at the Grey Knight who was slowly drinking whiskey.
"Don't worry, Mr. Einstein." Yuan Yan suddenly said reassuringly, "Mr. Weizmann will be back to normal in a few minutes."
According to DND rules, a human immobilization spell would last for a full round of actions, but this was the real world, not a turn-based game. With his 10-point perception, it would only take about five minutes.
He pointed at the human sculpture and said, "Please observe it carefully now, because I don't know the principle behind it, but it must be related to the workings of the human nervous system."
"Really?" As a great scientist full of curiosity, Einstein moved closer to Weizmann and observed him carefully.
Master Yuan kept pointing and prodding Weizmann, introducing him very attentively and professionally:
"You can see that Mr. Weizmann's breathing and heartbeat are normal."
"His pupils react to light."
"He had a complete loss of speech."
"He hasn't lost any function in his sphincter."
"His muscles were rigid and he didn't even have a knee-jerk reaction."
The Grand Mage couldn't help but nod repeatedly and said in amazement: "Mr. Yuan, this is truly amazing!"
The Grey Knight smiled bitterly, spread his hands and said, "It is indeed magical, but WE still cannot explain the principle behind it, so..."
"Wait a minute, Mr. Yuan. You said 'we'?!" Einstein immediately interjected, "Does that mean that besides you, other people also possess this kind of... um, magic?!"
Yuan Yan nodded and said, "Mr. Einstein, of course. Not to mention others, you can also possess this kind of 'magic'."
"Can I do it too?" the Grand Mage asked in surprise.
"Yes!" the Grey Knight said generously, "I will transfer a 'magic' to you right now."
"clatter!"
He snapped his fingers and said in his mind, "Master Ball, transfer the 'Card: Major Barton's Friendship' to him."
"Host, transferred."
"Oh my god! I seem to... really feel it!" Einstein indeed felt that there seemed to be something inexplicable in his mind. He asked in surprise and joy: "Mr. Yuan, what kind of 'magic' is this?"
"I call this magic 'dizziness'." Master Yuan pointed at the frozen human sculpture and said, "You can try it on Mr. Weizmann. I guarantee it will have no effect on his health, it will just make him dizzy..."
"don't want!"
Weizmann happened to wake up at this time. Being hit by the "Human Immobilization Spell" did not mean that he had lost his five senses, so he heard the conversation between the other two people clearly.
Unfortunately, only his tongue had recovered its function first, and his other muscles were not yet fully functional, so he couldn't run even if he wanted to.
"I'm sorry, Haim." The Grand Mage said apologetically, "But this is for science. I think you can understand."
The Grey Knight chimed in, "Mr. Weizman, you're not even afraid of death, so why are you afraid of this? Don't worry, it will be over in a moment."
Einstein just waved his hand and threw the "Level Zero Magic: Dizziness" on his friend without any instruction.
“Damn it…”
Poor Mr. Weizmann was once again a guinea pig. He staggered a few steps like a drunk, and fell onto the sofa, his eyes spinning in circles and he felt dizzy.
"Oh my God!" Einstein looked at Weizmann, who could only hum, and raised his hand to take a closer look. There was only one word that kept coming out of his mouth, which was...
"magic!"