Volume 2 Chapter 3 Betting
I thought to myself, what the hell, you are incompetent, you encountered a vicious ghost and got into this situation, and you blame it on me, if I don't do anything, you will die. I was not polite this time, I pushed Mr. Luo away, he was too small to withstand my push, and staggered away.
"This kid wants to hit someone..."
I straightened the incense burner, lit another bunch of incense, took a chopstick from the bowl and placed it on the table, and the other chopstick fell sideways in the bowl. I chanted loudly: "I am issuing an order, the gods have requested it, break the evil, drive away the ghosts, hurry up and obey the order!"
The chopstick in the bowl stood up suddenly as if it had taken Viagra. This is not an orthodox spell to summon the chopstick god, but it is a simple and quick method that saves a lot of trouble.
When the Chopstick God appeared, Fu Xueman became even crazier!
Mr. Luo was still cursing, but when he saw a chopstick standing upright in the bowl, he immediately shut up and opened his eyes wide.
When Pingshen saw me pushing Mr. Luo and making trouble in front of the altar, she was furious and yelled, "You little bastard, it's not enough that you've hurt my daughter, you've hurt our whole family too. I'm going to fight you!"
She didn't fight me, Fu Xueman pushed her out, she fell to the ground and couldn't get up, she was groaning in pain and didn't care to curse. Fu Xueman kicked Fu Xiwen over again and ran towards the altar, which was Mr. Luo's bad luck, he was blocking the way, Fu Xueman grabbed the collar and lifted him up in the air, spinning him like a windmill, he was so scared that he screamed and threw a lot of water droplets, damn, I was scared to piss!
I slammed the table hard and added two more spells. The chopsticks in the bowl suddenly jumped up, almost as fast as a missile, and hit Fu Xueman right in the middle of her forehead, just above her brow, in the blink of an eye.
Fu Xueman screamed again, threw Mr. Luo out, and it broke through the window and landed in the yard. The chopsticks were withdrawn in an instant, and stood upright in the bowl with a crisp sound. Fu Xueman covered her face and screamed wildly, her voice was extremely painful. I saw the opportunity, pulled out a stick of incense from the incense burner, flew over to hug her, and the two of us fell to the ground together.
She was very strong, and kept dancing and kicking. For a moment, I could hardly hold her down, and sweat was pouring down my forehead.
"The foul air must dissipate, and it must not stay. Go!" He grabbed her hands and tapped each of . This must be done carefully, and the touch must be immediate, otherwise it will burn the palms.
Fu Xueman's body rose up several times, and then she froze like a corpse. I felt her pulse and looked at her forehead. Hmm, the ghost had gone! I brushed off the dirt on my body and stood up.
But they didn't see the trick. Aunt Ping got up from the ground and ran over to me, punching and kicking me, crying and cursing, saying that I killed her daughter. Fu Xiwen looked at his wife and then at me stupidly, not knowing who to help.
Mr. Luo limped back into the house, his head and face covered in dirt, and his eyes black and blue, not to mention how embarrassed he was. He could see that Fu Xueman had calmed down, but he had nowhere to vent his anger after the embarrassment he had just made, so why not find someone to take the blame for it? He pointed at me and said, "This kid ruined my ritual, and the chopstick god was furious and took your daughter's soul away."
I almost fainted from anger. You made up a decent lie, and you dared to say such a bullshit excuse. How could the Chopstick God seduce people's souls? I was also angry at Aunt Ping's scolding, staring at Mr. Luo and sneered: "How about we make a bet to see if Xue Man's soul was seduce."
My mother came in and tugged at my clothes, afraid that I would make a big fuss and it would be hard to deal with. I patted her hand to indicate that nothing would happen.
"How do you bet?" When Mr. Luo heard that I wanted to bet, his arrogance suddenly became much lower.
"You said that the Chopstick God took away Xue Man's soul. I bet that's not true. I can wake her up in two minutes."
"What if he can't wake up?" He didn't ask what to do if he woke up, and it was obvious that he felt a little guilty.
" If you can't wake up, I will kowtow to you eight times. If you wake up, you just need to kowtow to me three times," I said.
"Okay, I don't believe you can wake the person up within two minutes." Mr. Luo said viciously.
Aunt Ping stopped crying and making a fuss. She sat on the ground, hugged her daughter and looked at the two of us. It was important to wake her daughter up. Since I said there was a way, she certainly didn't object.
I asked Fu Xiwen to bring a bowl of water , burn a body cleansing spell, mix it with water, and give it to Aunt Ping, asking her to pour it into her daughter's mouth. Drinking spell water to ward off evil spirits and cure diseases is very popular among the people, but many are scammers like Mr. Luo. If the spell is not authentic, it will not work after drinking. But my spell is an authentic Maoshan spell, and other people's spells are not worthy of carrying my shoes.
Aunt Ping believed this and took the bowl and fed Fu Xueman to drink. I then whispered a few exorcism spells and tapped Fu Xueman's forehead with my fingers.
"Puff" Fu Xueman exhaled a breath of foul air and woke up. It only took a minute and a half.
"Mom, why am I sitting on the ground?" Fu Xueman woke up, rolled her big black eyes, and looked at everyone, completely unaware of what had just happened.
When Mr. Luo saw that she had woken up, he fled in disgrace, not even bothering to take away the things he brought with him. He was naturally afraid of kowtow to me, and his so-called chopstick god soul-seduce nonsense was self-defeating, and he was too embarrassed to stay here any longer. I spat at his back coldly, what a joke!
After curing their daughter, Fu Xiwen and Aunt Ping changed their attitude 180 degrees, made tea and invited us to sit down, and were very affectionate. They scolded me so badly just now, but now they are so nice to me, I am really a little uncomfortable. Fu Xueman sat next to me, kept looking at me secretly, which made me even more uneasy.
I pointed at the big locust tree in the yard and said, it's all its fault. Last night, Fu Xueman was scared away by the urn. When she was weak, she passed by the locust tree and the ghost hiding inside took advantage of the opportunity to sneak in. This tree must be dug up, preferably today.
Fu Xiwen didn't like to talk much, so he immediately went out and called a few neighbors, and they started working enthusiastically with shovels. But after digging less than half a foot, problems arose. Everyone was possessed by evil spirits, lying on the ground with sore bodies and foaming at the mouth. Damn, the ghost hiding in the tree refused to leave and wouldn't let them dig the tree.
This is forcing me to take action again, fine, I will make you happy to the end! When he got to the tree, he burned a "True Lord Divine Fire Curse" talisman. As soon as the talisman was burned, the sound of ghosts crying and wolves howling came from the tree, which scared the people lying on the ground to death.
"I died unjustly, I died unjustly..." A female ghost howled non-stop.
"Those who died unjustly can come to my shop to find me. I won't allow you to harm others here." I said coldly.
"Okay, let me out now." the female ghost screamed miserably.
I thought if I burned it for a while longer, her soul would be burned away, so I extinguished the talisman fire. A black gas came out from the tree and dissipated in an instant.
"I will definitely avenge this!" The female ghost's cry rang beside my ear.
Damn it, I let you go out of kindness, but you cheated me and you're not done with me after you got out. Don't worry, I'll be waiting for you and teach you what a ghost story is!
